Zombie Strippers

David in Atlanta ""crude reductionist version of marxism""
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Submitted by David in Atlanta on 23 April, 2008 - 17:21.

Zombie Strippers is a 2008 comedy horror film, written and directed by Jay Lee, starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, and Tito Ortiz and distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. It is based on the French existential Theatre of the Absurd play Rhinoceros by Eugene Ionesco.

In the not-too-distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.

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xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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23 April, 2008 - 17:24

There is a strong possibility that this would be the shittest film ever made.

David in Atlanta ""crude reductionist version of marxism""
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23 April, 2008 - 17:28

the reviews thus far have been surprisingly good!
housemate and I are waiting till it shows up on torrents.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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23 April, 2008 - 17:32

but tito is a fucking moron, so jameson

David in Atlanta ""crude reductionist version of marxism""
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23 April, 2008 - 17:33

It's even kindasorta political!

Quote:
To continue wars in Iraq, Iran, Syria, Canada and Alaska, the fourth-term Bush administration's military has developed a virus that will reanimate fallen fighters, allowing them to fight on as flesh-hungry super-soldiers.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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23 April, 2008 - 17:44

actually i suppose it might be a laugh - but Universal Soldier is better!!

And as for political, look no further than the last Rambo - which me, notch8 and Jack are 100% definitely giving a talk about at the Belfast bookfair

Jess "Go back to Myspace and TKmaxx with your bullshitter friends."
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23 April, 2008 - 19:27
David in Atlanta wrote:
the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.

Obviously a feminist allegory for patriarchal ideals of beauty.

mikus "I think that even a cursory study of the 20th c shows the decay of capitalism."
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23 April, 2008 - 19:29

If it's anywhere near the political quality of Shooter, let me know.

Jack "In it for spite"
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23 April, 2008 - 21:06
xConorx wrote:
There is a strong possibility that this would be the shittest film ever made.

You forget that Amelie exists.

David in Atlanta ""crude reductionist version of marxism""
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23 April, 2008 - 21:11
Jack wrote:
xConorx wrote:
There is a strong possibility that this would be the shittest film ever made.

You forget that Amelie exists.

this?

Jack "In it for spite"
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23 April, 2008 - 23:18

The shittest film ever made.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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23 April, 2008 - 23:36
Jack wrote:
xConorx wrote:
There is a strong possibility that this would be the shittest film ever made.

You forget that Amelie exists.

WOAAHHHHH!! Fuckin hell. I love Amelie you cunt.
First you ditch me this weekend to do political stuff (wanker), then you talk shit about a great film.
I'll remember this son!!!! You mark my words, I'll remember this!

What's more communist?
a - hanging out with your mate who has flown all the way from Ireland just to chill
b - being a dickhead and going to a conference to talk about real serious class-struggle stuff?

I think we ALL know the answer. Rambo would shoot an arrow through your face if you ditched him!

wink

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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24 April, 2008 - 06:01

Amelie's a fucking awful film for people who think that something being French automatically makes it romantic, quirky or interesting. Jesus, it really is poor. It's one of them films for wannabe kooky types who actually pretend to be kooky cos they're boring and shallow. Oh yeah it's so part of the alternative discourse, like The Virgin Suicides and Rushmore.

Fuck that Elle article's put me in a bad mood now...and my pipe's blocked.

Jack "In it for spite"
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24 April, 2008 - 07:23

Word to that.

"Oh I like Amelie, but I'm still a normal guy and like action movies as well. I'm so wacky."

dee
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24 April, 2008 - 08:20

are normal guys supposed to like action films? Bugger. Anyway, for slightly better political commentary (anti-US, at least )and female Zombie nudity, see the Japanese film Junk. A nice way to pass a rainy afternoon.

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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24 April, 2008 - 08:49
Alan wrote:
my pipe's blocked.

Unblocked it now.

But Amelie? Fuck man...Conor's just going emo in his old age.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 April, 2008 - 10:40

you fuckin wankers!!!
I'm as far from kooky as you'll ever get, I just really like that film
bastards

am I going to have to go out and stab people so I don't look emo? wink

Jack "In it for spite"
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24 April, 2008 - 11:27

here, you could stab people while wearing a dress. Imagine how wacky that'd be!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 April, 2008 - 11:31

hey, you remember when you got really drunk and pulled your trousers down while playing nintendo wii?
that was pretty wacky wink

dee
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24 April, 2008 - 11:59
Jack wrote:
here, you could stab people while wearing a dress. Imagine how wacky that'd be!

But still a bit emo, like Norman Bates.

Jack "In it for spite"
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24 April, 2008 - 12:20
xConorx wrote:
hey, you remember when you got really drunk and pulled your trousers down while playing nintendo wii?
that was pretty wacky ;)

It was a critique of wackiness. Probably.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 April, 2008 - 12:43

Haha, we still think you're sound.
Boul and Revol said you can stay with them as long as he doesn't have his kids. If you stay with them I reckon you should get drunk and be wacky, again wink

Actually that Wii/trousers thing would literally be the best critique of wackiness ever, well, next to GDID's bent video of him in a dreww - the definition of wacky.

Refused "LibCom's official social secretary"
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24 April, 2008 - 17:25

I like Amelie. sad

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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24 April, 2008 - 17:39

Yeah but don't you also like Thursday?

Refused "LibCom's official social secretary"
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24 April, 2008 - 17:48

Touché.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 April, 2008 - 18:03
Refused wrote:
I like Amelie. :(

you're alright you are smile

Refused "LibCom's official social secretary"
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24 April, 2008 - 18:06

But I don't like action films and I make girls cry.

Weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
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24 April, 2008 - 23:40
Alan wrote:
Yeah but don't you also like Thursday?

Thursday are quite good. Stop trying to be too-cool.

lrnec
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24 April, 2008 - 23:55
xConorx wrote:
you fuckin wankers!!!
I'm as far from kooky as you'll ever get, I just really like that film
bastards

am I going to have to go out and stab people so I don't look emo? ;)

I thought the whole emo phase was all about stabbing?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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25 April, 2008 - 00:27
guydebordisdead wrote:
Alan wrote:
Yeah but don't you also like Thursday?

Thursday are quite good. Stop trying to be too-cool.

Fuck off Thursday are shite. Alan is right.

Weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
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25 April, 2008 - 10:44
xConorx wrote:
guydebordisdead wrote:
Alan wrote:
Yeah but don't you also like Thursday?

Thursday are quite good. Stop trying to be too-cool.

Fuck off Thursday are shite. Alan is right.

No. I am right.

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