John McCain Video Game

Submitted by Zazaban on 12 July, 2008 - 02:03.

And you thought nothing could top the CIA Kids page.

Not only does the game make no fucking sense (Pigs?) But it's space invaders. Actually no, It's not just space invaders, it's a super easy version of space invaders. Honestly, I think he can do better than that. I mean really, fucking space invaders? With pigs?!

P.S. It also has no sound.

13 July, 2008 - 01:54

this. is. awesome.
no but really it makes some sense though, because "pork" in the US refers to taking tax dollars and giving them to campaign contributor assholes or corporate assholes.
of course i highly doubt anyone takes mccain seriously on this. when you win the first level it shows a screen where john mccain is compared to obama on the issue of earmarks. mccain says he's not into that but "During the 2006 election cycle, McCain attended 346 events and helped raise more than $10.5 million on behalf of Republican candidates." (wikipedia j.m. article) ... and he acts like obama is a big fan of earmarks, but in fact obama voted for the earmark moratorium bill which was rejected in the senate.
and it's high-larious that he'd have the little yardsign offing the pigs shoot "veto" bullets... especially in light of bush's veto obsession these past years, killing every conceivable bill...
i actually don't think he can do better than that... but of course elections can easily be rigged.
the lack of sound is probably to remind you what it's like in a pow camp. or maybe to remind you how little he hears in his ivory tower of the war sounds going on overseas while he plays video games and invests his wife's dough. or how the big "war hero" seems to have either not voted or voted against every 'veteran's issues' related bill that's been introduced for the past 4 years (from votesmart.org -- as if voting is smart):GI Bill and Other Domestic Provisions, Defense Authorizations Bill, National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008, Tax Rate Extension Amendment, Additional Funding For Veterans Amendment, Health Care for Veterans Amendment...

i'm obviously not giving my nod to either of them, they're all the same of course... but i wonder what an obama video game would be like...

13 July, 2008 - 06:10
anarchyjordan wrote:
i'm obviously not giving my nod to either of them, they're all the same of course... but i wonder what an obama video game would be like...

Jon Stewart had a version of Halo with Obama's head on the Master Chief. It was absolutely fucking brilliant, I'd play it.