<p>Is it just me or is the EPMU fucking useless?
G'day Convert, no it's not you, the Engineers Union is a notorious right wing & bureaucratic union. They are useless. They don't want to shake the boat, just work with bosses and lobby the govt. They go on and on about collaboration with the boss (they call it "partnership", support the Labour Party to the hilt, and don't really give a shit about workers in the EPMU (apart from collecting their dues). Your experience with the EPMU organiser is pretty typical. But I havent had any personal experiences with the EPMU.
What were the Telecom bosses getting up to that pissed you off? what did you and yr co workers do about it apart from try to join a union?
There are a couple of more useful unions you could join. Unite for one. i think they organised a call centre in Auckland last year. Unite would be best if your in Auckland or Wgtn. if you are in Dunedin, you could join the magnificient, fabulous anarchist inspired union the Autonomous Workers Union. both the AWU and Unite cover all workers.
For a start the organiser wouldn't step foot on Telecom property as they were 'banned' - wtf im sure thats illegal? Then the organiser was totally disinterested in coming and organising the site saying "we want people to join for the right reasons not the wrong reason" WTF is the right reason?
yeah its illegal for Telecom to ban union reps from entering Telecom. all they need to go is give notice that they are coming, i think 24 hours, and they can set foot on the property. the interesting thing for me is that organiser showed some interest in your worksite, probably cos its large, which means money money money for the EPMU if they organised it. if you're in a small workplace, they normally dont show any itnerest at all.
They even said that i had to make automatic payments myself for fees as Telecom refuse to take union fees out of wages, which is definately illegal (i emailed the department of labour).
yeah it is illegal. but bosses get away with it cos most dont know the law. also check out the dept of labour website for info on the law, "factsheets" etc
In retrospect I guess I would have tried to start our own union, but im leaving this hell hole soon.</p>
yeah, its pretty easy to start your own union these days, you only need 20 or 30 members to start one up. or do you mean a sort of informal, workplace resistance group ie. you and your fellow workmates getting informally together and doing stuff without doing all the legal shit you need to do to start up an official union?


Is it just me or is the EPMU fucking useless? About a year ago i wanted to join a union coz the bosses were getting pretty agro. The only one i could find that covered call centres was the engineers union (strangely). As there are only about 5 out of 150 employees in a union here I decided to call an organiser to have a chat with them about coming through the site and talking to people. For a start the organiser wouldn't step foot on Telecom property as they were 'banned' - wtf im sure thats illegal? Then the organiser was totally disinterested in coming and organising the site saying "we want people to join for the right reasons not the wrong reason" WTF is the right reason? Instead he gave me a bunch of forms for anyone who wanted to join, stressing several times the envelope was postage paid - wow. They even said that i had to make automatic payments myself for fees as Telecom refuse to take union fees out of wages, which is definately illegal (i emailed the department of labour). What hope is there of a union making any difference if it cant even enforce the law that is backing it. Useless bunch of pussies i reakon. Has anyone else had experiences good or bad with EPMU? In retrospect I guess I would have tried to start our own union, but im leaving this hell hole soon.