Wee-wee on his face for cash. Nice little earner if you ask me. As long as they’re reasonably athletic, I find women in crop tops, heels, microminis and glossy lip stick totally irresistible. Leaves me penniless, but happy. Destination unknown, as they say. What I find icky is people into fat women. And “mature” ones, naughty-over-40’s etc, yuck. As far as I’m concerned, sex with anyone over 35 should always involve monetary exchange. No point otherwise, half the fun in fact.
Sexual Perversions.
One girl-friend of mine became a bit over excited and pissed on me once, these things happen. Not like her at all, I thought at the time, transpires it was quite accidental, though she had perfectly adequate bladder control normally. That’s the LR effect for you. All you sexy ladies, put your hands in the air for E. Yeah. My life’s like a Lynx Snake Peel advert, I’m telling you. Actually it's not at the mo. It will be on Friday though.
I don't believe in lady-ejaculate, but if it exists, then that's what I got too. So there. I gave up trying to sexually satisfy my lovers a while back. Take responsibility for your own orgasm, I say. I don’t see why I should pay to bring someone else off anyway, that’s really bad ROI.
Jess wrote:
A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, confided in me today that he wants nothing more than for a girl to urinate on his face. What kind of society produces such a monster?
well thats fucking disgsuting - any girl, regardless of looks. Yuck.
BTW would you have found more or less icky if he wanted nothing more than to wiz on a girls face?
Jess wrote:
A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, confided in me today that he wants nothing more than for a girl to urinate on his face. What kind of society produces such a monster?
You know this kitsch conservative thing you do? It's actually really fucking boring.
madashell wrote:
Jess wrote:
A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, confided in me today that he wants nothing more than for a girl to urinate on his face. What kind of society produces such a monster?You know this kitsch conservative thing you do? It's actually really fucking boring.
nail on the head.
madashell wrote:
Jess wrote:
A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, confided in me today that he wants nothing more than for a girl to urinate on his face. What kind of society produces such a monster?You know this kitsch conservative thing you do? It's actually really fucking boring.
I disagree. It's refreshingly honest. More kvetching, please.
I agree, kinky sex is against God's law. Sex should only occur between a married man and woman, for procreation purposes only, in no other setting than alone in the couple's bedroom, with the doors locked and blinds drawn. In addition, any noises should be kept to a minimum, and female orgasms are discouraged, as they are not necessary for making a baby. Sex is not about pleasure or fun. Freaks.
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female orgasms are discouraged, as they are not necessary for making a baby
Not necessary, but apparently the contractions do splash the old spunk into the right place, plus they help seal off the lucky suitor’s ejaculate from the competition. With the sort of chicks I hang out with, very handy, at least if procreation was the order of the day.
A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, confided in me today that he wants nothing more than for a girl to urinate on his face. What kind of society produces such a monster?