Jack reminded me of this from the Viz letters page that a comrade cut-out to show me:
"On the offchance that the wife is out and Samantha Mumba comes round demanding a portion, the order would be; arse, gob, arse, and if I've any left, arse again"
He suggested Emma Goldman be substituted but yis wouldn't be able to suspend disbelief long enough for it to be funny - she was kinda mingin 
No real point for posting this to be honest.













