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Crack Fix Propaganda: A work of fan fiction
Fan fiction about a day in the life misanthropic animal rights nutter "anarchist" punk, Crack Fix Propaganda.
It was late afternoon. The homosapien animal who called himself Crack sat in his room and reflected upon his life. Where had it all gone wrong?
The Adventures of Username 2045 AD
A futuristic dystopian epic also starring Ujiee the primmo girl, Username's beautiful life partner Skippy, Wayne, Revol68, John., redyred and supporting cast...
Username furrowed his brow, he knew the nightmare of civilisation hadn't left them. It would never leave him, he knew that, it was embedded in his mind. This landscape, this earth, this mother, she still bore the scars. But already she was so frighteningly beautiful that to gaze upon her, upon utopia, brought tears to his eyes.
The making of an anarchist
Wayne Foster recounts his turbulent early life and how it led to him becoming an anarchist.
I suppose it's been influences right through my life. I mean I think I learned to mistrust and challenge authority from a young age so it's hard to say exactly when I became 'an anarchist'.
How to talk like a Situationist
A guide on talking like a Situationist.
1. Learn French. No self-respecting situationist would dream of not knowing it.
2. Always use the most obscure language possible. Get lots of big scholarly words from a dictionary and use them often.
Poor: "Things are bad."
Top ten things to be doing at work instead of working
libcom.org presents the top ten things to do while at work, instead of actually working.
10 Walking around. Not very glamorous, but in some workplaces it's the easiest way of getting a few minutes to yourself. If necessary, carry some documents or look purposefulTop ten political lookalikes
libcom.org presents the world's top ten political lookalikes!
1 I wanna be elected! 2005 Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry, and Clash of the Titans' Calibos, Lord of the Marsh
Terry Wogan - "sympathetic" to strikers, and scab
Terry Wogan, one of the BBC's highest paid presenters scabbed on the strike of BBC workers against cuts in 2005.
The Guardian reported that he said he supported the strike but felt he was not in a position to join the 24-hour walkout.
"Of course I have sympathy for them [the strikers] but I have a job to do. I am on a contract," he said.
Wogan had earlier refused to take a leaflet on the strike action from a representative from broadcasting union Bectu.
Beyond the Future
Spoof press release for an activist event which appeared on the libcom forums in the run up to the G8 summit in Scotland.
Unfortunately it's very close to reality, with some of the workshop descriptions lifted word for word out of programmes for recent activist events. We include it here for reference:
Beyond the Future
A carnival of resistance and revolution
January 8th 2005, Venue to be confirmed
Top ten worst things done in the name of anarchism
We had a hard time whittling it down, but now we at libcom.org are proud to present the top ten worst things ever done in the name of anarchism.
10 The Anarchist Cookbook
9 CRASS - not just terrible music, but terrible pacifist music
8 Primitivism
Nicholas Witchell - six o'clock scabbing
Now Royal Correspondent, Nicholas Witchell crossed picket lines to read the six o'clock news during the 1989 BBC strike.
The newsreader, labelled "awful" by Prince Charles, when asked if he planned to work during the 2005 strike by Pandora, he refused to comment.
