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Oh what the Hell, I need shagging.
36% (4 votes)
Pervert.
64% (7 votes)
Total votes: 11

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yes
Mar 1 2005 17:52

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yes
Mar 1 2005 17:52

I've come across an TNT magazine on a train, in case that you are wondering what TNT is, it's a free mag aim at for backpackers. Flicking towards the back page I came across this advert.

Quote:
Attractive female: Wanted to share one-bedroom apartment in Shepherd's Bush with an Australian full-blooded Italian male. I'll accept sexual favours for rent. You must like eggs. Email cord1@hotmail.com. Number 1.

Upon my first impression I thought it was written by a women, second impression a man.

What are your views?

Pepe
Mar 1 2005 18:30

I'm Australian! Well I will be soon.....

If half the males in Australia are as shitty as Boyd from Neighbours then you have a point.

gav
Mar 1 2005 18:31

explain yourself jess

lucy82
Mar 2 2005 00:41
Quote:
I'll accept sexual favours for rent. You must like eggs

i'd think its a joke. the eggs bit gives it away.

or is this the cue to rant at austrialian backpackers now?

ok, their bad cause revols ex fucked off there and boyd from neighbours is shitty and they have no culture and they write sad ads which aren't that funny intended to go in a free mag on a train.

right then. next time i meet one i'll kill him for being an australian male and so clearly one of the cockiest macho arseholes ever.

its only right.... prosperity would thank me.

LiveFastDiarrea
Mar 2 2005 12:06

whats wrong with boyd?

redyred
Mar 2 2005 12:46
lucy82 wrote:
Quote:
I'll accept sexual favours for rent. You must like eggs

i'd think its a joke. the eggs bit gives it away.

Maybe it was supposed to be "you must like eggs fertilised in the morning" but he ran out of space on the form.

Big Brother
Mar 2 2005 17:38

that's what I thought as well

phoebe
Mar 2 2005 18:02

As a New Zealand citizen I'd like to say clearly that the truth is that both Australians and Brits are utter cocks. This has nothing to do with Nationalism. It's just a scientific fact.

Garner
Mar 3 2005 11:56

I second that, and I'd also include South Africans.

(And, to be fair, about 90% of New Zealanders.)

phoebe
Mar 3 2005 11:58

New Zealand is awesome. New Zealand is the best place on the planet and has the best people on the planet (forget about all that colonisation, erasure/murder of Maoris and all that, doesn't matter anyway cause they were cannibals, y'know*). New Zealand Forever.

*this bit is sarcasm.

Garner
Mar 3 2005 12:15
phoebe wrote:
(forget about all that colonisation, erasure/murder of Maoris and all that, doesn't matter anyway cause they were cannibals, y'know*).

Yeah, and besides, they've already had more than enough prefential treatment to make up for all that.*

*again with the sarcasm, in case it's not blatantly obvious. That view seems to be becoming worryingly widespread in NZ though.

Pepe
Mar 6 2005 19:51
LiveFastDiarrea wrote:
whats wrong with boyd?

I'm just jealous cuz I'm in love with Sky embarrassed

LiveFastDiarrea
Mar 7 2005 00:03

should have gone to the auditions for lanna.