Jack inflated his scrotum at the Anarchist Bookfair?

Yes
88% (15 votes)
No (Jack option)
12% (2 votes)
Total votes: 17

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the button
Jul 18 2006 12:46

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the button
Jul 18 2006 12:46

And if so, how much?

£20 from me to get the ball(s) rolling.

Lazlo_Woodbine
Jul 18 2006 12:48

That's too harsh button - I'd give £20 simply to see him painted all over with the peace signs - by a naked hippy.

Jacques Roux
Jul 18 2006 12:49
Lazlo_Woodbine wrote:
That's too harsh button

C'mon - you must know jack better than that! wink

Lazlo_Woodbine
Jul 18 2006 12:50
rkn wrote:
C'mon - you must know jack better than that! ;)

You're telling me that jack has an unusually easy-to-inflate scrotum? Well i never eek

the button
Jul 18 2006 12:50

Still only £20 in the kitty. Let's have those pledges.

Lazlo_Woodbine
Jul 18 2006 12:52

I'll chuck in a fiver as long as no animals are harmed in the process.

the button
Jul 18 2006 12:56

That's the spirit. 25 quid and counting.....

Joseph Kay
Jul 18 2006 13:00

£5 for saline, £10 for helium, £25 for beer wink

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 13:04
Lazlo_Woodbine wrote:
That's too harsh button - I'd give £20 simply to see him painted all over with the peace signs - by a naked hippy.

I'd actually pay Jack for that, so long as I got to be the naked hippy. Sounds quite erotic.

the button
Jul 18 2006 13:05
zobag wrote:
I'd actually pay Jack for that, so long as I got to be the naked hippy. Sounds quite erotic.

Does it have to be Jack? sad embarrassed wink

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 13:07

You could pay me to paint you in peace signs, but as I understand it you'd need some serious shaving/waxing first eek

Oh jesus christ I knew this was a bad call...

the button
Jul 18 2006 13:13

JDMF
Jul 18 2006 13:22

the button
Jul 18 2006 13:28

Money coming in nicely now. Can't help but think it might be more to do with zobag than Jack, though.

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 13:31
the button wrote:
Money coming in nicely now. Can't help but think it might be more to do with zobag than Jack, though.

It's only fair, it's me who keeps track of the money so I ought to work for it.

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 14:02

I think I already agreed to pay money for Jack to do this, perhaps not to actually see it though.

I reckon all of the admin team should do stuff.

Zobag could do styling, John. could run a Hitch style workshop, catch could busk and gav and pingtiao could stitch up anyone who fought the law grin

Lazlo_Woodbine
Jul 18 2006 14:09
Jef Costello wrote:
I think I already agreed to pay money for Jack to do this, perhaps not to actually see it though

Good point. Raw could just film it and show it at social centres' film screenings 8)

gav
Jul 18 2006 14:16

surely this should be done on a proportional basis? ill give 10 quid for every litre bag of saline run in:

the button
Jul 18 2006 14:16

What if you blew up your balls to such a size that you could have your beloved Solidarity quote tattooed on there? That would be both an enacting and a moment of trascendence of lifestylism. Just a suggestion, like.

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 14:17
Jack wrote:
Nah, anything he filmed involving my nuts would instantly go to D./montevideo's wank collection. His rank sexual obsession with me scares me to this day.

Be open-minded Jack, you could make libcom porn. If we put dye into the slaine we coul make you come in red and black red n black star

the button
Jul 18 2006 14:24

Although what with the tattooist's needle and all.....

eek

the button
Jul 18 2006 14:30

So you don't rule it out, then?

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 14:30
Jef Costello wrote:
Zobag could do styling

You patronising fuck angry

What would rkn and Tommy Ascaso do?

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 14:35
zobag wrote:

You patronising fuck angry

calm down dear its only a commercial

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 14:36

you're only making your upcoming asskicking worse for yourself...

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 14:39
zobag wrote:
What would rkn and Tommy Ascaso do?

Well rkn would help people practise for their cycling proficiency test and I haven't got a clue what Tommy Ascaso would do.

John. could inorporate the styling into his bit, although we might have to lose some of the hilarious scenes where he shows his fat protege how to dance. But then what would you do, I thought originally you could pierce people but I think that might upset Jack as being too activisty.

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 14:40
zobag wrote:
you're only making your upcoming asskicking worse for yourself...

I don't have an ass I'm afraid, if I had a bigger garden...

Ramona
Jul 18 2006 14:43
Jef Costello wrote:
But then what would you do, I thought originally you could pierce people but I think that might upset Jack as being too activisty.

Well obviously styling was far too much of a gender stereotyped role for me, so I'd be much better off employing some of my more butch skills. Like... uh... making clothes, cooking really nice food, or running the creche... cry cry cry

Steven.
Jul 18 2006 14:43
Jef Costello wrote:
John. could inorporate the styling into his bit, although we might have to lose some of the hilarious scenes where he shows his fat protege how to dance.

Hey, just cos I'm white doesn't mean I can't dance, you racist. I could do a good job on you. If only to make sure when you finally get a haircut you don't just copy mine angry

jef costello
Jul 18 2006 15:00
John. wrote:
Jef Costello wrote:
John. could inorporate the styling into his bit, although we might have to lose some of the hilarious scenes where he shows his fat protege how to dance.

Hey, just cos I'm white doesn't mean I can't dance, you racist. I could do a good job on you. If only to make sure when you finally get a haircut you don't just copy mine angry

We'd be laughing at the comedy fat guy not you.

Or you could run a "be nasty to Jef" discussion group cry

Flying back for the bookfair looks less and less appealing.

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Well obviously styling was far too much of a gender stereotyped role for me, so I'd be much better off employing some of my more butch skills. Like... uh... making clothes, cooking really nice food, or running the creche...

Well I thought you liked it cause you do your own hair and stuff and you teach people how to do hair related stuff.

Does this mean that my ass is safe?

It's too hot for me to hide him in the shed for long.

ALthough he doesn't like being treated like a donkey and finds it degrading he said he'll take you to the seaside and let you ride him, and I'll buy you both an ice cream.

ps. He doesn't find my jokes particularly funny either. He does think John. should apologise and that he should introduce and refer to me as his hero.