Rob a bank?

Yes?
94% (16 votes)
No?
6% (1 vote)
Total votes: 17

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BB
Jul 11 2005 12:16

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BB
Jul 11 2005 12:16

As of next week, me an the family will be living on £57.375 a week (for the next few months), if only mojo's were still half a pence...

Edit. Cheers for the move.

Cinders
Jul 11 2005 12:19

Definitely rob a bank black bloc grin

I'll join you. Broke as hell.

Damn minimum wage part time work.

cinders x

the button
Jul 11 2005 12:23

'Kinell, bomber. A bit of blow. Surely (given your circs) you must be able to screw some money out of the social? (Obviously you've thought of all this.)

And like you say, shame about the Mojos. The perfect, balanced diet, if you throw in the odd Blackjack to get your roughage.

BB
Jul 11 2005 12:28
the button wrote:
Surely (given your circs) you must be able to screw some money out of the social? (Obviously you've thought of all this.)

That's why it's up in the air, that's the amount we will have (unless i get ill), but we won't get anything off the social 'til, we're already screwed, ah the joy's of precarious work (the gf that is).

the button wrote:

And like you say, shame about the Mojos. The perfect, balanced diet, if you throw in the odd Blackjack to get your roughage.

ROFL!!!

the button
Jul 11 2005 12:31

There you go. Mutual aid & all that.

Edited to add: Just keep your thieving spanners off the banana ones, alright?

wink

the button
Jul 11 2005 12:33

And for dessert.....

Ghost_of_the_re...
Jul 11 2005 15:46

Robbing a bank is so last season, all the self-respecting crooks have moved into credit card fraud, identity theft and scamming americans on ebay. Plus theres always the 'glasgow method' of raising funds, ie get your leg broken in a bar fight, wander around town in search of a loose paving slab, theatrically trip over it in front of several witnesses and sue the council fo negligence. wink

Refused
Jul 11 2005 15:49

Holy crap....I was just in Glasgow as well. Why couldn't you tell me that before I left?!

Lazy Riser
Jul 11 2005 23:54

Hi BB

That sounds a bit low if you’ve got kids. That’s a single person’s job seekers allowance, I’d recommend you get down the Citizens Advice Bureau for a bit of “benefit maximisation”.

Plus, and I’m making some assumptions about your circumstances, you should be able claim council tax benefit and housing benefit.

If you're in real hardship whilst they process your claim, perhaps a social loan is in order (paid back from back dated benefit).

Worth a try my friend.

Lots of Love

Chris

BB
Jul 12 2005 09:35
Lazy Riser wrote:
Hi BB

That sounds a bit low if you’ve got kids. That’s a single person’s job seekers allowance, I’d recommend you get down the Citizens Advice Bureau for a bit of “benefit maximisation”.

Plus, and I’m making some assumptions about your circumstances, you should be able claim council tax benefit and housing benefit.

If you're in real hardship whilst they process your claim, perhaps a social loan is in order (paid back from back dated benefit).

Worth a try my friend.

Lots of Love

Chris

Cheers for the help, everyone! smile

random
Jul 12 2005 21:02
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If you're in real hardship whilst they process your claim, perhaps a social loan is in order (paid back from back dated benefit).

you'll need to ask for more than you need, because they only sort you out with a fraction of what you ask for. dont say you lost your wallet because they'll want the police report. tell them you've all had scabies and need new mattresses, or that the bailiff has taken all your furniture so you need new beds, or something.

gawkrodger
Jul 12 2005 22:19
Ghost_of_the_revolution wrote:
and scamming americans on ebay.f

you don't need to scam it - the amount of money i've made off yanks with more money than sense over the last couple of months is staggering

marinebroadcast
Jul 18 2005 15:51

shit.. forgot to take my meds....

thaw
Jul 18 2005 20:52

Someone I know robbed a bank and got a hefty sentence for proseltysing from the dock about capitalism, don't do it if you are going to get caught (and definitely don't hurt anyone).