Should I give up my day job?

Yes
75% (6 votes)
No
25% (2 votes)
Total votes: 8

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magnifico
Jan 7 2006 01:47

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magnifico
Jan 7 2006 01:47

From the upcoming 'Little Libertarian Communist Book of Toilet Poetry'

MY TOILET SONG

As I sit here upon this bog,

Trying to squeeze out a log,

I scream and squeal, I push and shove,

And then repeat all the above,

But still it will just not come out,

No matter how I groan and shout,

My arse is lodged so full of shit,

That nothing will get rid of it,

And so I sit here all day long,

Please listen while I sing my song.....

copyright magnifico 2006. all rights reserved. May be reproduced in full or in part by permission of the author and for not-for-profit purposes only

Lazy Riser
Jan 7 2006 01:47

Hi

That depends on what your dayjob is.

Love

LR

magnifico
Jan 7 2006 01:50

Could be worse then?

jef costello
Jan 7 2006 01:56

you're nearly as good as benjamin zephaniah smile

Lazy Riser
Jan 7 2006 01:56

HI

Yes. It could be worse, but it doesn't really give me good vibes. It makes me think of poets pooing. Not a winner.

Love

LR

Refused
Jan 7 2006 01:57

Support your local poet.

Shall we have a LibCom poetry festival?

jef costello
Jan 7 2006 02:04
Refused wrote:
Support your local poet.

Shall we have a LibCom poetry festival?

I dunno, most of the stuff I've seen so far doesn't reflect too well on the creativity of our comrades.

The once was a young commie poet

who needed a forum to show it

he went on libcom

to show he's the bomb

now there's no one here who don't know it

I love doggerel.

notice the streetwise use of poor grammar in the last line, the slang in the third, people's poet or what!

Refused
Jan 7 2006 02:07

I'm clearly less creative than you genii, but I'll have a go too:

I like to provoke thought in a senseless abyss,

I like to promote disorder in a timeless kiss.

I had a friend who died for none of the above,

I have a friend who burned because he rose as a dove.

I like to watch the trees scream their indecisions,

I like to watch the sun and moon switch positions.

I have a feeling I am going to regret.

I had a dream I'm not going to forget.

I like to stand on a motionless carousel,

I like to swim in the featureless parallel.

I had a feeling I'm likely to forget,

That I had a dream I'm willing to regret.

georgestapleton
Jan 7 2006 03:05
Jef Costello wrote:
the slang in the third, people's poet or what!

Wow innumerate as well. You're so working class. grin

jef costello
Jan 7 2006 03:08
georgestapleton wrote:
Jef Costello wrote:
the slang in the third, people's poet or what!

Wow innumerate as well. You're so working class. grin

keepin it real homes

keepin it real

Ghost_of_the_re...
Jan 7 2006 21:11

"The human condition" by the now legendary ks

There was a old man from Devon

Who got run over and went up to heaven

He said to st. Pete:

"Well I lived on my feet,

but I never could count to eleven."

rebel_lion
Jan 9 2006 23:54

you can't tell he's got an english literature degree can you? grin

jef costello
Jan 10 2006 00:09
Tommy Ascaso wrote:
Refused wrote:
Support your local poet.

Shall we have a LibCom poetry festival?

twisted

Wow symbolist poetry, you guys are really sophisticated.

I don't think I have the confidence to enter now.

ftony
Jan 10 2006 12:48

time for the cake let's call the king

jollities in the hall at nine

everyone will be there on time

come eat the sow and peacock

and rest that crumhorn to thy mouth

how about the neo-Baroque poetry scene...

yeah 8)

the button
Jan 10 2006 12:54

I had a look for an online rhyming dictionary. Perhaps these could be of use.....

Quote:
Words and phrases that rhyme with cock (253 results):

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=cock&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

jef costello
Jan 10 2006 13:22
the button wrote:
I had a look for an online rhyming dictionary. Perhaps these could be of use.....
Quote:
Words and phrases that rhyme with cock (253 results):

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=cock&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

"colorado four o'clock" is my favourite

lucy_parsons
Jan 12 2006 08:00

There was a wee lad called John

Whose behaviour was clearly not on

He spunked on Jack's pillow

Made him weep like a willow

Can't think of a last line..... Any ideas??

jef costello
Jan 12 2006 09:43
lucy_parsons wrote:
There was a wee lad called John

Whose behaviour was clearly not on

He spunked on Jack's pillow

Made him weep like a willow

Can't think of a last line..... Any ideas??

'til the taste was all gone?

Wasn't it Revol68 that did it?

edit: good poem, probably the best so far.

lucy_parsons
Jan 12 2006 10:27

It was Revol, have I just outed his real name? Heck, there's loads of Johns around, he won't get killed by the Man in the night. Hopefully.

lucy82
Jan 12 2006 12:02

naw. hes safe. The Mans not first in the queue.

Lazy Riser
Jan 12 2006 13:22

Hi

You are kidding! Revol spunked on Jack's pillow? Fucking ace!

LibCom Lemon Party!

LR

the button
Jan 12 2006 13:24
Lazy Riser wrote:
You are kidding! Revol spunked on Jack's pillow? Fucking ace!

Yeah, Jack flinched at the last minute, or so I gather.

lucy_parsons
Jan 12 2006 14:11

I love that rhyme site! It found "people's republic of China" as a rhyme for vagina. smile

the button
Jan 12 2006 14:48
revol68 wrote:
why in the name of hell has Jacks baseless claims against me been taken up as a major talking/rhyming point whilst him actually leaving his dirty dildos lying around the computer desk is forgotten.

Stop your whining, pillow-spunk boy. tongue

the button
Jan 12 2006 14:55
William Shakespeare nearly wrote:
Shall I compare thee to Jack's pillow? No,

For thou art not covered in revol's spunk.

Iambic pentameters, as well. 8)

Lazy Riser
Jan 12 2006 15:02

Hi

I don't see anything wrong in Jack's dirty dildo antics (how did they get so dirty? do you have a chrome one?, they polish up a treat) or Revol's spunky "mishap".

I tell you, you've got to move fast to get out of the way of oncoming jizz.

"Love"

LR

Lazy Riser
Jan 12 2006 15:42

Hi

Quote:
i really don't understand how my spunk could end up on yer pillow.

Eugenics in action. I can see another banning coming on, talk about James Wolf.

Love

LR

Lazy Riser
Jan 12 2006 17:05

Hi

My mother is a 20-at-a-time-bukkake-Queen, actually. She likes it on her face and tits mostly.

Love

LR

jef costello
Jan 21 2006 02:36

This is a poetry thread people, let's keep it clean.

His name spelt backwards is lover

And always embarassed his mother

Desperate he searched for another

And then fucked the pillow cover.

8)