Anarchy custard

Following a mini-trend, my first reciple.

Anarchy custard

Ingredients

Ambrosia custard (1 tin)

You will need

Can opener
Bowl
Spoon
Microwave

Instructions

1. Use the can opener to open the custard tin.
2. Pour the custard into the bowl.
3. Place bowl in the microwave.
4. Microwave for 1 minute 15 seconds (800 W.)
5. Leave custard for 1 minute and stir.
6. Microwave for 1 minute 15 seconds (800 W.)
7. Leave to stand for 1 minute

Your Anarchy custard is now ready to eat.

alternatively

Ingredients

Northern Irish gobshite (1)

You will need

Bedroom (1)
Pillow you don't like (1)
Best friend (1)

Instructions

1. Invite Northern Irish gobshite to stay at your home.
2. Go sleep downstairs while he sleeps in your bedroom.
3. Wake up the next day, and behold in horror

Your pillow is now ready to be swapped with a cushion in the front room.

Posted By

Fall Back
Jan 25 2007 13:59

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the button
Jan 25 2007 14:20

So "anarchy custard" isn't some sort of street-slang for what revol left on your pillow, then?

the button
Jan 25 2007 14:28

grin