Following a mini-trend, my first reciple.
Anarchy custard
Ingredients
Ambrosia custard (1 tin)
You will need
Can opener
Bowl
Spoon
Microwave
Instructions
1. Use the can opener to open the custard tin.
2. Pour the custard into the bowl.
3. Place bowl in the microwave.
4. Microwave for 1 minute 15 seconds (800 W.)
5. Leave custard for 1 minute and stir.
6. Microwave for 1 minute 15 seconds (800 W.)
7. Leave to stand for 1 minute
Your Anarchy custard is now ready to eat.
alternatively
Ingredients
Northern Irish gobshite (1)
You will need
Bedroom (1)
Pillow you don't like (1)
Best friend (1)
Instructions
1. Invite Northern Irish gobshite to stay at your home.
2. Go sleep downstairs while he sleeps in your bedroom.
3. Wake up the next day, and behold in horror
Your pillow is now ready to be swapped with a cushion in the front room.
