Libcom's own version of the popular in-car children's game involving regular sights at the annual Anarchist Bookfair in London.
1pt
A hippie
A nutter
A punk, British
A group of punks drinking, British
An SWP member coming to check out genuine socialism
An anarchist who used to be in the SWP
An old man with a beard. Possibly old enough to lead you to ponder whether or not he fought in Spain…
2pts
The Socialist Party of Great Britain stall
Someone from Fight Racism, Fight Imperialism
A punk, Euro
A group of punks drinking, Euro
5pts
The oversized AF stall which they use to over-emphasise their influence in the movement
A green anarchist/primmie talking absolute shite
Me, all of a sudden enthusiastic at the site of all these anarchists in one room, starting to think that this year we’ll be able to sort out the libertarian socialist movement in Britain
A video of Seattle or Genoa playing to a packed room followed by a film about a strike playing to room with just the director, his new girlfriend and some Irish anarchists, talking amongst themselves
10pts
An Anarcho-Celebrity e.g. Donald Roumm, Isy Morgenmuffel, Mark Barnsley, Nick Heath etc.
Someone from Class War wanking over the Poll Tax and how they were the only group that mattered
An Animal Rights person who is saying things that mean they’re obviously not an anarchist (e.g. “I reckon we should set up an animal-human state in Somerset”, or “This Paki was eating a burger so I spat on him”) but thinks they are
Someone who is certain that they overheard fascists planning to attack the bookfair (when it was probably just a group of chavs in a pub talking about their jobs or something completely unaggressive and unrelated to the bookfair)
50pts
Someone from Solfed wanking over how their international is the only one that’s ever taken part in a revolution
Jack reading a Raven
That short, bald man from the SPGB who looks like he needs more Iron in his diet
100pts
An anarchist back from holiday/living abroad whinging about how shit the movement is in the UK
A pamphlet called “Anarchy for the New Millenium”/ “Anarchy in the 21 Century”/ “Anarchy in the New Age” or something else about how Anarchism has to radically change its analysis since the revolutions in capitalism since 1999
An aging activist talking bollocks to look like a hardened, experienced, intellectual super-activist in a bid to sleep with younger activist girls who are new to radical politics (all the while these girls are looking for the quickest way to leave the dirty pervert without him following)
Stuart Christie
500pts
The Libcom stall!
Maximum score: 1125
By Ed, first published in Freedom newspaper
