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Mar 31 2017 20:03

British teacher locked-up in China forced to watch Nicolas Cage films.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-teacher-locked-up-china-10131819

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Apr 1 2017 02:30
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British teacher locked-up in China forced to watch Nicolas Cage films.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-teacher-locked-up-china-10131819

"He has no immediate plans to return to China".

At first I was like, no, that's gonna be too dark but the article is indeed quite funny.

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Apr 1 2017 14:22

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Apr 1 2017 14:27

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Apr 3 2017 08:33

not really funny: https://twitter.com/georgegalloway/status/846693002571644928

from George the Cat:

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"I'll fight for a Peoples Brexit, an end to "free movement of labour" from the EU. British jobs with Commonwealth preference in immigration."

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Apr 4 2017 12:26

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Apr 4 2017 15:46

Chimpanzee throws faeces at old woman.

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Apr 5 2017 13:39

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Apr 8 2017 07:55

https://youtu.be/odCBml5TuNI

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Apr 9 2017 10:22

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Apr 9 2017 15:43

BREAKING: Revolutionary, head of #Bolshevik party @VLenin_1917 has left his exile in Zurich, en route to #Petrograd #1917LIVE #LeninTracker pic.twitter.com/t1kMxNvFid

— Russian Telegraph (@RT_1917) April 9, 2017

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Apr 9 2017 16:38

I regret to inform you that Louise is at it again.
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/851044052044845056

For those without the twitters and I don't know how to embed tweets -

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That's because you, Russia, funded riots in Ferguson. See 0 hour I have your connections to Trump archived via Schiller and Scavino

Translation: Louise Mensch has slipped entirely down the Trump is an agent of Russia conspiracy rabbithole, (Dan Scavino is his social media manager, Keith Schiller is his bodyguard, head of security,) the Ferguson riots was funded by Russia, BLM being orchestrated Russia.

Louise Mensch, weirdly fascinating. I'm wondering if it might be worthwhile to read her novels, she certainly has a fevered imagination.

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Apr 9 2017 16:45
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BREAKING: Revolutionary, head of #Bolshevik party @VLenin_1917 has left his exile in Zurich, en route to #Petrograd #1917LIVE #LeninTracker pic.twitter.com/t1kMxNvFid— Russian Telegraph (@RT_1917) April 9, 2017

that graphic is hilarious.
good twitter, have bookmarked.

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I regret to inform you that Louise is at it again.

grin

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Apr 11 2017 09:18

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/edl-quietly-goes-back-to-being-a-carp-fishing-syndicate-20170410125738

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Apr 11 2017 13:54

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Apr 11 2017 17:30

Man Hit By Train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM

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Apr 11 2017 17:17

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/11/judges-reject-us-bankers-claim-to-be-randy-work-genius-in-divorce-case

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Apr 11 2017 22:48

Daily Mail boycotted by University Challenge winners

https://politicalscrapbook.net/2017/04/daily-mail-boycotted-by-university-challenge-winners/

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Apr 13 2017 00:04

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/12/burger-king-ok-google-commercial

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Apr 16 2017 06:47

Edit, not that funny.

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Apr 13 2017 14:44

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Apr 15 2017 14:42

honestly pic.twitter.com/XeV1nrjeff

— praxis of evil (@thirdcampisi) April 15, 2017

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Apr 17 2017 12:20

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Apr 17 2017 23:25

This article is a couple of years old but someone showed it to me today and it really made me laugh-
Books That Literally All White Men Own.
http://the-toast.net/2015/05/12/books-that-literally-all-white-men-own/

Putting aside The Master and Margarita, I, Claudius and The Grapes of Wrath, it seems to be the most comprehensive list of overrated dude lit I've ever seen.

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Apr 18 2017 14:45

TBH, I think that there are other books on that list that should be put aside (although I'm saying that as a white dude). Still made me laugh though.

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Apr 18 2017 15:08

completely anglocentric

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Apr 19 2017 17:28

Union-backed police versus congressional police in Brazil over austerity measures. I didn't even know police unions were a thing...

http://www.smh.com.au/world/brazil-police-storm-congress-over-pension-reform-20170419-gvnjso.html

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Apr 19 2017 18:55

Maoist Rebel News Jason Unrhue in a fight.

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Apr 20 2017 09:31

http://newsthump.com/2017/04/18/theresa-may-hands-uk-another-opportunity-to-highlight-how-stupid-it-is/