Xmas 2015 gifts for libcommers?

SNES

i hear Red Rosa is good

I just got this book called Love and Capital, a biography of Jenny and Karl Marx's marriage. Haven't read it yet, but some friends gave it rave reviews. If I hadn't gotten it for myself, I'd be happy to get it as a x-mas prezzie.

I hope to get a Range Rover, a nice set of tweeds and a period property in rural Surrey.

Edit: Shit, sorry, that's all a big typo. What I meant to say was a flat cap, a whippet and a council house in Rochdale.

Yeah, I am. I keep walking away from AC. Keep walking back.

yo webby, get your capitalist friends to provide me and scallywag jobs

im still unemployed

and i know you have lots of capitalist friends

In terms of computer games Attila Total War isn't that much fun.
Shogun 2 was awesome though and apparently you can get it with all the add-ons for next to nothing.
I'm hoping someone wil put up a good idea here so I can tell my family what I want.

Hoping Santa replaces my collection of Jimmy Shand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FH7Kj_V6-c

framed painting depicting the story about the ancap getting beat up by libcoms in Greece. The painting would need to somehow incorporate (maybe using bubble text but I will leave it to the artist to decide what's most appropriate) the words "non-aggression principle".

Edit: would also accept a painting depicting Mitt Romney singing "who let the dogs out" in this video.

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

The ability to spawn a baby quickly and on my own. My partner might not be so keen and she needs the surprise cuteness of a fresh baby I've created myself to be convinced.

My current paternity leave is about to end in January and a new baby would postpone going back to work considerably.

i think Catalunya's "Tío de Nadal" is always a good option. you hit it with a stick and it shits out presents... no joke...
http://www.designandotherdrugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/s09035.jpg

I would quite like this place for a libcom HQ:

http://qz.com/446632/photos-this-cliff-face-house-overlooking-the-aegean...

You can get me a one way ticket out of Christmas, club together if you have to.

I've been buying myself one for the last ten years. They don't work, my fucking family always manage to put the train in reverse. I'm writing this with a cricked neck after doing the 'mans work' of putting up numerous strings of lights yesterday most of which have now partly fallen down again due to inferior sticky tape and a lack of effort by myself. Fuck Christmas.

... and the po-lice, fuck 'em. I've told everyone I know to get me nothing this year.

I just want to decompress, spend a week without any early morning alarms, spend some time with my partner, who I rarely see these days except when we're too tired to do anything, my daughters to de-stress after all the exams they've just done and for my son just to have some fun because he'll be grown up and living a life of tedious responsibility soon enough.

You can get as bah-humbuggy as you like about it but this is the only time of the year when we get to do these things and I'm currently appreciating the down time.

That's exactly what I like about the idea of Christmas. It's all the shit that goes with it that's the problem.

that's too weird, man

did anyone even get what they want?

No SNES over here, just socks.

nobody gave me full communism.

Oh yeah I got the Larry the Cable Guy comedy tour on blu ray

Wait no! I meant to post that on Stormfront!

pls dont tell ak press

No I fucking well did not. I think I'm going to go the full hermit next year.