This could be Webby/Noah's last post

Christ, good luck Webby!!

Christ, good luck Webby!! Hope it all goes well, will be thinking of you mate.

Fuck man, best of luck and

Fuck man, best of luck and solidarity! We'll be thinking about ya.

Dang, I hope it all goes well

Dang, I hope it all goes well Noah. All the best.

Noah, I hope everything goes

Noah, I hope everything goes well. It has been a real pleasure and I look forward to more inimitable posts from you. Best wishes.

With you, Noah, with you.

With you, Noah, with you. Make it back. And please down vote me during your recovery. .

Good luck! Remember to get

Good luck! Remember to get those NHS staff radicalised, yeah.

Fingers crossed! Hope

Fingers crossed! Hope everything goes well and the new liver is top notch! Get well soon x

Oh man, that's heavy

Oh man, that's heavy business, I know you'll kick that liver transplant's ass though.

(s9meth8ng weird 8s going on

(s9meth8ng weird 8s going on with my posting. brb.)

Noah Fence wrote: If things

Noah Fence

If things go well I'll be back soon with a large supply of sarcasm and stupity.

yes please bring back the stupity :D

100% success to you. when you're out come back here and we'll nurse you back to anticapitalist health.

Good luck! Your chances are

Good luck! Your chances are better with a transplant than without I'm sure considering the stories you've told. Rest up and I'm sure we'll all have a reason to downvote you soon!

Recover quickly and come back

Recover quickly and come back here soon.

Good luck, speedy recovery

Good luck, speedy recovery and all that.

Did you hear the one about the sick anarchist who after not eating or drinking for 15 hours, having numerous tests, scans etc, having 2 cannulas fitted and being gowned up ready to leave for the theatre was suddenly approached by a surgeon saying 'we're sorry Noah, but the donor liver isn't up to scratch'. No? Well you have now.
A real side splitter that one, eh?

On the plus side S.Artesian got his requested down vote and the Noah/Mrs Noah team handled the whole thing like a pair of bosses!

Bloody hell man. And I

Bloody hell man. And I thought having to return to the dentist tomorrow was bad luck. I admire your fortitude. Hope they can sort you out very soon.

Aye lad keep strong!

good luck, be wrong, be

good luck, be wrong, be strong!

Hey, glad to hear you're okay

Hey, glad to hear you're okay but sorry about the lack of transplant that really sucks

Ugh, sorry for the false

Ugh, sorry for the false start! Thinking of you!

sorry to hear about your

sorry to hear about your travails. Insist on the best quality liver

All the best

Good luck mate !!

I call Hannibal on your

I call Hannibal on your surgeon, Noah!

But seriously, sorry to hear about the false match.

Never settle for second best

Thanks for all your messages.

Thanks for all your messages. It was a good experience in a way. My girlfriends selfless caring is a wonderful thing to feel and I feel extremely grateful for it.

Good luck with the next one

Good luck with the next one Noah! Hope they match you again soon.

Noah Fence wrote: A real

Noah Fence

A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak :D ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

FULL LIVER COMMUNISM, NOW!!!

Surely comrade, it's FULLY

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

jesuithitsquad wrote: Surely

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

Noah Fence

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

The would qualify as revolutionary biological warfare

Good luck, hope it gets

Good luck, hope it gets sorted soon.

petey wrote: Noah Fence

petey

Noah Fence

A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak :D ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

Sorry, missed your question. The answer is a multitude of things, one of the most likely(I think) is damage caused when removing it from the donor. It's a very complicated six hour operation to remove so obviously damage can occur and deterioration is happening from the first minute. They are very secretive about the donor liver though and will only say that the op isn't worth the risk for the potential upside with the organ in question.

Noah Fence

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

when you're done with those you can use these:

http://iheartguts.com/products/large-liver

Oh my God! I'm saved!

Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

Best wishes for a full

Best wishes for a full recovery Mr. Nice Guy!

We are all thinking of you

We are all thinking of you comrade ❤️

Just back from Germany. Best

Just back from Germany. Best wishes and good luck, comrade!

Noah Fence wrote: Oh my God!

Noah Fence

Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

how i heard about that site: my best bud's wife donated a kidney to a childhood friend two years ago (thereby saving that person's life).* so for xmas the husband and daughters bought mom ... yes ... a new kidney.

*communism

Good news everyone. I managed

Good news everyone. I managed to get out and play a gig on September 2nd which was great. The best thing was though that I met the wife of our lighting guy who generously shared her knowledge with me. So it turns out that if I use a combination of visualisation and cosmic ordering I could immediately restore my liver to full health. Fantastic eh? Now I considered asking her if while I was at it would she like me to order her a new set of fucking teeth but I'm far too much of a gentleman for that. Anyway, I tried it and it worked. I'm fully cured! Praise be to the universe!!! Nah, not really, I've been bedridden ever since and am back in hospital on Monday for the purpose of providing the docs their sordid pleasure as they find ever weirder and more painful ways to violate my person
The gig was great though.

https://soundcloud.com/annalogic-recordings/acid-allstars-live-part-1

Hope all goes well. Chin

Hope all goes well. Chin up!

Noah, obviously now, cosmic

Noah, obviously now, cosmic re-ordering isn't going to work - who'd believe that old sack of hooey!

But if you're serious about getting better, could I recommend Vortex Healing? It's endorsed by Merlin himself:

In 753 B.C., a man living in what is now England, who was close to enlightenment, received the gift of VortexHealing as a Divine revelation from Mehindra. Mehindra presented himself as ‘Merlin’, a name chosen because it was the closest word vibrationally (in the language of that area) to the quality of Magical Transformation.

I mean, it's the closest word vibrationally, what more do you need to know?

Visualization is so 20th

Visualization is so 20th century. Leeches, that's the modern way. Leeches.

I couldn't find Merlin or any

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

That is a slightly different

That is a slightly different kind of vortex healing, isn't it? ;-)

Also:

Comrade, I am deeply shocked,

Comrade, I am deeply shocked, yet somehow a little excited.

you people and your strange

you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

petey wrote: you people and

petey

you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

Good to see some common sense, I mean, where do you other guys get off making light of my health condition?

Right-- angels, that's the

Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

S. Artesian wrote: Right--

S. Artesian

Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

no, c & d were communists

Accepting no payment for their services led to them being named Anarguroi (Ανάργυροι, "Unmercenaries")

Thank you

Noah Fence wrote: I couldn't

Noah Fence

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

Well I hope you're being responsible. As it says in the handbook 'vibrators capable of lifting and moving a subject at moderate magnitudes may also have the capability of imparting severe motions when incorrectly adjusted or when an excessive signal is sent to the system. Where necessary, electronic circuits should be used to stop the vibrator if either the instantaneous command signal or the vibrator motion (acceleration, velocity or displacement) exceed predetermined safety limits.'

factvalue wrote: Noah Fence

factvalue

Noah Fence

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

Well I hope you're being responsible. As it says in the handbook 'vibrators capable of lifting and moving a subject at moderate magnitudes may also have the capability of imparting severe motions when incorrectly adjusted or when an excessive signal is sent to the system. Where necessary, electronic circuits should be used to stop the vibrator if either the instantaneous command signal or the vibrator motion (acceleration, velocity or displacement) exceed predetermined safety limits.'

Don't worry, if it gets too much I just clench!