Salaried manager

Submitted by Steven. on September 15, 2010

You're a salaried manager? Oh dear! You really are stuck in the pooh! You are definitely getting screwed at work, maybe even more than us! But there's not a lot you can do about it is there? I mean your role in life is to facilitate the efficient sodomising of the hourly paid staff in order to make lots of money for people you never meet. But if you don't keep doing it then sooner or later they're going to want to fire you and how are you going to pay for the mortgage and your holiday in Cyprus? It's not your fault but you are caught in a pretty shite situation. If you could find anybody else who would pay you as much as McDonald's you would be out the door before anyone could say, “travel path”. But you can't. As is demonstrated by the fact you are still stuck in a pissy job more befitting a monkey. Advice: steal the safe and make for Cyprus.