Keep the aspidistra flying - George Orwell

Not wanting to be concerned with money or a safe life typified by a house with an aspidistra plant, a copywriter quits his job to become an artist.

Submitted by flaneur on January 21, 2013

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not
money, I am become as a sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And
though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries,
and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could
remove mountains, and have not money, I am nothing. And though I
bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to
be burned, and have not money, it profiteth me nothing. Money
suffereth long, and is kind; money envieth not; money vaunteth not
itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave unseemly, seeketh not her
own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; rejoiceth not in
iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; beareth all things, believeth
all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. . . . And now
abideth faith, hope, money, these three; but the greatest of these
is money.

I Corinthians xiii (adapted)


The clock struck half past two. In the little office at the back
of Mr McKechnie's bookshop, Gordon--Gordon Comstock, last member
of the Comstock family, aged twenty-nine and rather moth-eaten
already--lounged across the table, pushing a four-penny packet of
Player's Weights open and shut with his thumb.

The ding-dong of another, remoter clock--from the Prince of Wales,
the other side of the street--rippled the stagnant air. Gordon
made an effort, sat upright, and stowed his packet of cigarettes
away in his inside pocket. He was perishing for a smoke. However,
there were only four cigarettes left. Today was Wednesday and he
had no money coming to him till Friday. It would be too bloody to
be without tobacco tonight as well as all tomorrow.

Bored in advance by tomorrow's tobaccoless hours, he got up and
moved towards the door--a small frail figure, with delicate bones
and fretful movements. His coat was out at elbow in the right
sleeve and its middle button was missing; his ready-made flannel
trousers were stained and shapeless. Even from above you could see
that his shoes needed resoling.

The money clinked in his trouser pocket as he got up. He knew
the precise sum that was there. Fivepence halfpenny--twopence
halfpenny and a Joey. He paused, took out the miserable little
threepenny-bit, and looked at it. Beastly, useless thing! And
bloody fool to have taken it! It had happened yesterday, when he
was buying cigarettes. 'Don't mind a threepenny-bit, do you, sir?'
the little bitch of a shop-girl had chirped. And of course he had
let her give it him. 'Oh no, not at all!' he had said--fool,
bloody fool!

His heart sickened to think that he had only fivepence halfpenny in
the world, threepence of which couldn't even be spent. Because how
can you buy anything with a threepenny-bit? It isn't a coin, it's
the answer to a riddle. You look such a fool when you take it out
of your pocket, unless it's in among a whole handful of other
coins. 'How much?' you say. 'Threepence,' the shop-girl says.
And then you feel all round your pocket and fish out that absurd
little thing, all by itself, sticking on the end of your finger
like a tiddley-wink. The shop-girl sniffs. She spots immediately
that it's your last threepence in the world. You see her glance
quickly at it--she's wondering whether there's a piece of Christmas
pudding still sticking to it. And you stalk out with your nose in
the air, and can't ever go to that shop again. No! We won't spend
our Joey. Twopence halfpenny left--twopence halfpenny to last till

This was the lonely after-dinner hour, when few or no customers
were to be expected. He was alone with seven thousand books. The
small dark room, smelling of dust and decayed paper, that gave on
the office, was filled to the brim with books, mostly aged and
unsaleable. On the top shelves near the ceiling the quarto volumes
of extinct encyclopedias slumbered on their sides in piles like the
tiered coffins in common graves. Gordon pushed aside the blue,
dust-sodden curtains that served as a doorway to the next room.
This, better lighted than the other, contained the lending library.
It was one of those 'twopenny no-deposit' libraries beloved of
book-pinchers. No books in it except novels, of course. And WHAT
novels! But that too was a matter of course.

Eight hundred strong, the novels lined the room on three sides
ceiling-high, row upon row of gaudy oblong backs, as though the
walls had been built of many-coloured bricks laid upright. They
were arranged alphabetically. Arlen, Burroughs, Deeping, Dell,
Frankau, Galsworthy, Gibbs, Priestley, Sapper, Walpole. Gordon
eyed them with inert hatred. At this moment he hated all books,
and novels most of all. Horrible to think of all that soggy, half-
baked trash massed together in one place. Pudding, suet pudding.
Eight hundred slabs of pudding, walling him in--a vault of
puddingstone. The thought was oppressive. He moved on through the
open doorway into the front part of the shop. In doing so, he
smoothed his hair. It was an habitual movement. After all, there
might be girls outside the glass door. Gordon was not impressive
to look at. He was just five feet seven inches high, and because
his hair was usually too long he gave the impression that his head
was a little too big for his body. He was never quite unconscious
of his small stature. When he knew that anyone was looking at him
he carried himself very upright, throwing a chest, with a you-be-
damned air which occasionally deceived simple people.

However, there was nobody outside. The front room, unlike the rest
of the shop, was smart and expensive-looking, and it contained
about two thousand books, exclusive of those in the window. On the
right there was a glass showcase in which children's books were
kept. Gordon averted his eyes from a beastly Rackhamesque dust-
jacket; elvish children tripping Wendily through a bluebell glade.
He gazed out through the glass door. A foul day, and the wind
rising. The sky was leaden, the cobbles of the street were slimy.
It was St Andrew's day, the thirtieth of November. McKechnie's
stood on a corner, on a sort of shapeless square where four streets
converged. To the left, just within sight from the door, stood a
great elm-tree, leafless now, its multitudinous twigs making sepia-
coloured lace against the sky. Opposite, next to the Prince of
Wales, were tall hoardings covered with ads for patent foods and
patent medicines. A gallery of monstrous doll-faces--pink vacuous
faces, full of goofy optimism. Q.T. Sauce, Truweet Breakfast
Crisps ('Kiddies clamour for their Breakfast Crisps'), Kangaroo
Burgundy, Vitamalt Chocolate, Bovex. Of them all, the Bovex one
oppressed Gordon the most. A spectacled rat-faced clerk, with
patent-leather hair, sitting at a cafe table grinning over a white
mug of Bovex. 'Corner Table enjoys his meal with Bovex', the
legend ran.

Gordon shortened the focus of his eyes. From the dust-dulled pane
the reflection of his own face looked back at him. Not a good
face. Not thirty yet, but moth-eaten already. Very pale, with
bitter, ineradicable lines. What people call a 'good' forehead--
high, that is--but a small pointed chin, so that the face as a
whole was pear-shaped rather than oval. Hair mouse-coloured and
unkempt, mouth unamiable, eyes hazel inclining to green. He
lengthened the focus of his eyes again. He hated mirrors nowadays.
Outside, all was bleak and wintry. A tram, like a raucous swan of
steel, glided groaning over the cobbles, and in its wake the wind
swept a debris of trampled leaves. The twigs of the elm-tree were
swirling, straining eastward. The poster that advertised Q.T.
Sauce was torn at the edge; a ribbon of paper fluttered fitfully
like a tiny pennant. In the side street too, to the right, the
naked poplars that lined the pavement bowed sharply as the wind
caught them. A nasty raw wind. There was a threatening note in it
as it swept over; the first growl of winter's anger. Two lines of
a poem struggled for birth in Gordon's mind:

Sharply the something wind--for instance, threatening wind? No,
better, menacing wind. The menacing wind blows over--no, sweeps
over, say.

The something poplars--yielding poplars? No, better, bending
poplars. Assonance between bending and menacing? No matter. The
bending poplars, newly bare. Good.

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare.

Good. 'Bare' is a sod to rhyme; however, there's always 'air',
which every poet since Chaucer has been struggling to find rhymes
for. But the impulse died away in Gordon's mind. He turned the
money over in his pocket. Twopence halfpenny and a Joey--twopence
halfpenny. His mind was sticky with boredom. He couldn't cope
with rhymes and adjectives. You can't, with only twopence
halfpenny in your pocket.

His eyes refocused themselves upon the posters opposite. He had
his private reasons for hating them. Mechanically he re-read their
slogans. 'Kangaroo Burgundy--the wine for Britons.' 'Asthma was
choking her!' 'Q.T. Sauce Keeps Hubby Smiling.' 'Hike all day on
a Slab of Vitamalt!' 'Curve Cut--the Smoke for Outdoor Men.'
'Kiddies clamour for their Breakfast Crisps.' 'Corner Table enjoys
his meal with Bovex.'

Ha! A customer--potential, at any rate. Gordon stiffened himself.
Standing by the door, you could get an oblique view out of the
front window without being seen yourself. He looked the potential
customer over.

A decentish middle-aged man, black suit, bowler hat, umbrella, and
dispatch-case--provincial solicitor or Town Clerk--keeking at the
window with large pale-coloured eyes. He wore a guilty look.
Gordon followed the direction of his eyes. Ah! So that was it!
He had nosed out those D. H. Lawrence first editions in the far
corner. Pining for a bit of smut, of course. He had heard of Lady
Chatterley afar off. A bad face he had, Gordon thought. Pale,
heavy, downy, with bad contours. Welsh, by the look of him--
Nonconformist, anyway. He had the regular Dissenting pouches round
the corners of his mouth. At home, president of the local Purity
League or Seaside Vigilance Committee (rubber-soled slippers and
electric torch, spotting kissing couples along the beach parade),
and now up in town on the razzle. Gordon wished he would come in.
Sell him a copy of Women in Love. How it would disappoint him!

But no! The Welsh solicitor had funked it. He tucked his umbrella
under his arm and moved off with righteously turned backside. But
doubtless tonight, when darkness hid his blushes, he'd slink into
one of the rubber-shops and buy High Jinks in a Parisian Convent,
by Sadie Blackeyes.

Gordon turned away from the door and back to the book-shelves. In
the shelves to your left as you came out of the library the new and
nearly-new books were kept--a patch of bright colour that was meant
to catch the eye of anyone glancing through the glass door. Their
sleek unspotted backs seemed to yearn at you from the shelves.
'Buy me, buy me!' they seemed to be saying. Novels fresh from the
press--still unravished brides, pining for the paperknife to
deflower them--and review copies, like youthful widows, blooming
still though virgin no longer, and here and there, in sets of half
a dozen, those pathetic spinster-things, 'remainders', still
guarding hopefully their long preserv'd virginity. Gordon turned
his eyes away from the 'remainders'. They called up evil memories.
The single wretched little book that he himself had published, two
years ago, had sold exactly a hundred and fifty-three copies and
then been 'remaindered'; and even as a 'remainder' it hadn't sold.
He passed the new books by and paused in front of the shelves which
ran at right angles to them and which contained more second-hand

Over to the right were shelves of poetry. Those in front of him
were prose, a miscellaneous lot. Upwards and downwards they were
graded, from clean and expensive at eye-level to cheap and dingy at
top and bottom. In all book-shops there goes on a savage Darwinian
struggle in which the works of living men gravitate to eye-level
and the works of dead men go up or down--down to Gehenna or up to
the throne, but always away from any position where they will be
noticed. Down in the bottom shelves the 'classics', the extinct
monsters of the Victorian age, were quietly rotting. Scott,
Carlyle, Meredith, Ruskin, Pater, Stevenson--you could hardly read
the names upon their broad dowdy backs. In the top shelves, almost
out of sight, slept the pudgy biographies of dukes. Below those,
saleable still and therefore placed within reach, was 'religious'
literature--all sects and all creeds, lumped indiscriminately
together. The World Beyond, by the author of Spirit Hands Have
Touched me. Dean Farrar's Life of Christ. Jesus the First
Rotarian. Father Hilaire Chestnut's latest book of R. C.
propaganda. Religion always sells provided it is soppy enough.
Below, exactly at eye-level, was the contemporary stuff.
Priestley's latest. Dinky little books of reprinted 'middles'.
Cheer-up 'humour' from Herbert and Knox and Milne. Some highbrow
stuff as well. A novel or two by Hemingway and Virginia Woolf.
Smart pseudo-Strachey predigested biographies. Snooty, refined
books on safe painters and safe poets by those moneyed young beasts
who glide so gracefully from Eton to Cambridge and from Cambridge
to the literary reviews.

Dull-eyed, he gazed at the wall of books. He hated the whole lot
of them, old and new, highbrow and lowbrow, snooty and chirpy. The
mere sight of them brought home to him his own sterility. For here
was he, supposedly a 'writer', and he couldn't even 'write'! It
wasn't merely a question of not getting published; it was that he
produced nothing, or next to nothing. And all that tripe
cluttering the shelves--well, at any rate it existed; it was an
achievement of sorts. Even the Dells and Deepings do at least turn
out their yearly acre of print. But it was the snooty 'cultured'
kind of books that he hated the worst. Books of criticism and
belles-lettres. The kind of thing that those moneyed young beasts
from Cambridge write almost in their sleep--and that Gordon himself
might have written if he had had a little more money. Money and
culture! In a country like England you can no more be cultured
without money than you can join the Cavalry Club. With the same
instinct that makes a child waggle a loose tooth, he took out a
snooty-looking volume--Some Aspects of the Italian Baroque--opened
it, read a paragraph, and shoved it back with mingled loathing and
envy. That devastating omniscience! That noxious, horn-spectacled
refinement! And the money that such refinement means! For after
all, what is there behind it, except money? Money for the right
kind of education, money for influential friends, money for leisure
and peace of mind, money for trips to Italy. Money writes books,
money sells them. Give me not righteousness, O Lord, give me
money, only money.

He jingled the coins in his pocket. He was nearly thirty and had
accomplished nothing; only his miserable book of poems that had
fallen flatter than any pancake. And ever since, for two whole
years, he had been struggling in the labyrinth of a dreadful book
that never got any further, and which, as he knew in his moments of
clarity, never would get any further. It was the lack of money,
simply the lack of money, that robbed him of the power to 'write'.
He clung to that as to an article of faith. Money, money, all is
money! Could you write even a penny novelette without money to put
heart in you? Invention, energy, wit, style, charm--they've all
got to be paid for in hard cash.

Nevertheless, as he looked along the shelves he felt himself a
little comforted. So many of the books were faded and unreadable.
After all, we're all in the same boat. Memento mori. For you and
for me and for the snooty young men from Cambridge, the same
oblivion waits--though doubtless it'll wait rather longer for those
snooty young men from Cambridge. He looked at the time-dulled
'classics' near his feet. Dead, all dead. Carlyle and Ruskin and
Meredith and Stevenson--all are dead, God rot them. He glanced
over their faded titles. Collected Letters of Robert Louis
Stevenson. Ha, ha! That's good. Collected Letters of Robert
Louis Stevenson! Its top edge was black with dust. Dust thou art,
to dust returnest. Gordon kicked Stevenson's buckram backside.
Art there, old false-penny? You're cold meat, if ever Scotchman

Ping! The shop bell. Gordon turned round. Two customers, for the

A dejected, round-shouldered, lower-class woman, looking like a
draggled duck nosing among garbage, seeped in, fumbling with a rush
basket. In her wake hopped a plump little sparrow of a woman, red-
cheeked, middle-middle class, carrying under her arm a copy of The
Forsyte Saga--title outwards, so that passers-by could spot her for
a high-brow.

Gordon had taken off his sour expression. He greeted them with the
homey, family-doctor geniality reserved for library-subscribers.

'Good afternoon, Mrs Weaver. Good afternoon, Mrs Penn. What
terrible weather!'

'Shocking!' said Mrs Penn.

He stood aside to let them pass. Mrs Weaver upset her rush basket
and spilled on to the floor a much-thumbed copy of Ethel M. Dell's
Silver Wedding. Mrs Penn's bright bird-eye lighted upon it.
Behind Mrs Weaver's back she smiled up to Gordon, archly, as
highbrow to highbrow. Dell! The lowness of it! The books these
lower classes read! Understandingly, he smiled back. They passed
into the library, highbrow to highbrow smiling.

Mrs Penn laid The Forsyte Saga on the table and turned her sparrow-
bosom upon Gordon. She was always very affable to Gordon. She
addressed him as Mister Comstock, shopwalker though he was, and
held literary conversations with him. There was the free-masonry
of highbrows between them.

'I hope you enjoyed The Forsyte Saga, Mrs Penn?'

'What a perfectly MARVELLOUS achievement that book is, Mr Comstock!
Do you know that that makes the fourth time I've read it? An epic,
a real epic!'

Mrs Weaver nosed among the books, too dim-witted to grasp that they
were in alphabetical order.

'I don't know what to 'ave this week, that I don't,' she mumbled
through untidy lips. 'My daughter she keeps on at me to 'ave a try
at Deeping. She's great on Deeping, my daughter is. But my son-
in-law, now, 'e's more for Burroughs. I don't know, I'm sure.'

A spasm passed over Mrs Penn's face at the mention of Burroughs.
She turned her back markedly on Mrs Weaver.

'What I feel, Mr Comstock, is that there's something so BIG about
Galsworthy. He's so broad, so universal, and yet at the same time
so thoroughly English in spirit, so HUMAN. His books are real
HUMAN documents.'

'And Priestley, too,' said Gordon. 'I think Priestley's such an
awfully fine writer, don't you?'

'Oh, he is! So big, so broad, so human! And so essentially

Mrs Weaver pursed her lips. Behind them were three isolated yellow

'I think p'raps I can do better'n 'ave another Dell,' she said.
'You 'ave got some more Dells, 'aven't you? I DO enjoy a good read
of Dell, I must say. I says to my daughter, I says, "You can keep
your Deepings and your Burroughses. Give me Dell," I says.'

Ding Dong Dell! Dukes and dogwhips! Mrs Penn's eye signalled
highbrow irony. Gordon returned her signal. Keep in with Mrs
Penn! A good, steady customer.

'Oh, certainly, Mrs Weaver. We've got a whole shelf by Ethel M.
Dell. Would you like The Desire of his Life? Or perhaps you've
read that. Then what about The Alter of Honour?'

'I wonder whether you have Hugh Walpole's latest book?' said Mrs
Penn. 'I feel in the mood this week for something epic, something
BIG. Now Walpole, you know, I consider a really GREAT writer, I
put him second only to Galsworthy. There's something so BIG about
him. And yet he's so human with it.'

'And so essentially English,' said Gordon.

'Oh, of course! So essentially English!'

'I b'lieve I'll jest 'ave The Way of an Eagle over again,' said Mrs
Weaver finally. 'You don't never seem to get tired of The Way of
an Eagle, do you, now?'

'It's certainly astonishingly popular,' said Gordon, diplomatically,
his eye on Mrs Penn.

'Oh, asTONishingly!' echoed Mrs Penn, ironically, her eye on

He took their twopences and sent them happy away, Mrs Penn with
Walpole's Rogue Herries and Mrs Weaver with The Way of an Eagle.

Soon he had wandered back to the other room and towards the shelves
of poetry. A melancholy fascination, those shelves had for him.
His own wretched book was there--skied, of course, high up among
the unsaleable. Mice, by Gordon Comstock; a sneaky little foolscap
octavo, price three and sixpence but now reduced to a bob. Of the
thirteen B.F.s who had reviewed it (and The Times Lit. Supp. had
declared that it showed 'exceptional promise') not one had seen the
none too subtle joke of that title. And in the two years he had
been at McKechnie's bookshop, not a single customer, not a single
one, had ever taken Mice out of its shelf.

There were fifteen or twenty shelves of poetry. Gordon regarded
them sourly. Dud stuff, for the most part. A little above eye-
level, already on their way to heaven and oblivion, were the poets
of yesteryear, the stars of his earlier youth. Yeats, Davies,
Housman, Thomas, De la Mare, Hardy. Dead stars. Below them,
exactly at eye-level, were the squibs of the passing minute.
Eliot, Pound, Auden, Campbell, Day Lewis, Spender. Very damp
squibs, that lot. Dead stars above, damp squibs below. Shall we
ever again get a writer worth reading? But Lawrence was all right,
and Joyce even better before he went off his coconut. And if we
did get a writer worth reading, should we know him when we saw him,
so choked as we are with trash?

Ping! Shop bell. Gordon turned. Another customer.

A youth of twenty, cherry-lipped, with gilded hair, tripped
Nancifully in. Moneyed, obviously. He had the golden aura of
money. He had been in the shop before. Gordon assumed the
gentlemanly-servile mien reserved for new customers. He repeated
the usual formula:

'Good afternoon. Can I do anything for you? Are you looking for
any particular book?'

'Oh, no, not weally.' An R-less Nancy voice. 'May I just BWOWSE?
I simply couldn't wesist your fwont window. I have such a tewwible
weakness for bookshops! So I just floated in--tee-hee!'

Float out again, then, Nancy. Gordon smiled a cultured smile, as
booklover to booklover.

'Oh, please do. We like people to look round. Are you interested
in poetry, by any chance?'

'Oh, of course! I ADORE poetwy!'

Of course! Mangy little snob. There was a sub-artistic look about
his clothes. Gordon slid a 'slim' red volume from the poetry

'These are just out. They might interest you, perhaps. They're
translations--something rather out of the common. Translations
from the Bulgarian.'

Very subtle, that. Now leave him to himself. That's the proper
way with customers. Don't hustle them; let them browse for twenty
minutes or so; then they get ashamed and buy something. Gordon
moved to the door, discreetly, keeping out of Nancy's way; yet
casually, one hand in his pocket, with the insouciant air proper to
a gentleman.

Outside, the slimy street looked grey and drear. From somewhere
round the corner came the clatter of hooves, a cold hollow sound.
Caught by the wind, the dark columns of smoke from the chimneys
veered over and rolled flatly down the sloping roofs. Ah!

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare,
And the dark ribbons of the chimneys
Veer downward tumty tumty (something like 'murky') air.

Good. But the impulse faded. His eye fell again upon the ad-
posters across the street.

He almost wanted to laugh at them, they were so feeble, so dead-
alive, so unappetizing. As though anybody could be tempted by
THOSE! Like succubi with pimply backsides. But they depressed him
all the same. The money-stink, everywhere the money-stink. He
stole a glance at the Nancy, who had drifted away from the poetry
shelves and taken out a large expensive book on the Russian ballet.
He was holding it delicately between his pink non-prehensile paws,
as a squirrel holds a nut, studying the photographs. Gordon knew
his type. The moneyed 'artistic' young man. Not an artist
himself, exactly, but a hanger-on of the arts; frequenter of
studios, retailer of scandal. A nice-looking boy, though, for all
his Nancitude. The skin at the back of his neck was as silky-
smooth as the inside of a shell. You can't have a skin like that
under five hundred a year. A sort of charm he had, a glamour, like
all moneyed people. Money and charm; who shall separate them?

Gordon thought of Ravelston, his charming, rich friend, editor of
Antichrist, of whom he was extravagantly fond, and whom he did not
see so often as once in a fortnight; and of Rosemary, his girl, who
loved him--adored him, so she said--and who, all the same, had
never slept with him. Money, once again; all is money. All human
relationships must be purchased with money. If you have no money,
men won't care for you, women won't love you; won't, that is, care
for you or love you the last little bit that matters. And how
right they are, after all! For, moneyless, you are unlovable.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels. But then,
if I haven't money, I DON'T speak with the tongues of men and of

He looked again at the ad-posters. He really hated them this time.
That Vitamalt one, for instance! 'Hike all day on a slab of
Vitamalt!' A youthful couple, boy and girl, in clean-minded hiking
kit, their hair picturesquely tousled by the wind, climbing a stile
against a Sussex landscape. That girl's face! The awful bright
tomboy cheeriness of it! The kind of girl who goes in for Plenty
of Clean Fun. Windswept. Tight khaki shorts but that doesn't mean
you can pinch her backside. And next to them--Corner Table.
'Corner Table enjoys his meal with Bovex'. Gordon examined the
thing with the intimacy of hatred. The idiotic grinning face, like
the face of a self-satisfied rat, the slick black hair, the silly
spectacles. Corner Table, heir of the ages; victor of Waterloo,
Corner Table, Modern man as his master want him to be. A docile
little porker, sitting in the money-sty, drinking Bovex.

Faces passed, wind-yellowed. A tram boomed across the square, and
the clock over the Prince of Wales struck three. A couple of old
creatures, a tramp or a beggar and his wife, in long greasy
overcoats that reached almost to the ground, were shuffling towards
the shop. Book-pinchers, by the look of them. Better keep an eye
on the boxes outside. The old man halted on the kerb a few yards
away while his wife came to the door. She pushed it open and
looked up at Gordon, between grey strings of hair, with a sort of
hopeful malevolence.

'Ju buy books?' she demanded hoarsely.

'Sometimes. It depends what books they are.'

'I gossome LOVELY books 'ere.'

She came in, shutting the door with a clang. The Nancy glanced
over his shoulder distastefully and moved a step or two away, into
the corner. The old woman had produced a greasy little sack from
under her overcoat. She moved confidentially nearer to Gordon.
She smelt of very, very old breadcrusts.

'Will you 'ave 'em?' she said, clasping the neck of the sack.
'Only 'alf a crown the lot.'

'What are they? Let me see them, please.'

'LOVELY books, they are,' she breathed, bending over to open the
sack and emitting a sudden very powerful whiff of breadcrusts.

''Ere!' she said, and thrust an armful of filthy-looking books
almost into Gordon's face.

They were an 1884 edition of Charlotte M. Yonge's novels, and had
the appearance of having been slept on for many years. Gordon
stepped back, suddenly revolted.

'We can't possibly buy those,' he said shortly.

'Can't buy 'em? WHY can't yer buy 'em?'

'Because they're no use to us. We can't sell that kind of thing.'

'Wotcher make me take 'em out o' me bag for, then?' demanded the
old woman ferociously.

Gordon made a detour round her, to avoid the smell, and held the
door open, silently. No use arguing. You had people of this type
coming into the shop all day long. The old woman made off,
mumbling, with malevolence in the hump of her shoulders, and joined
her husband. He paused on the kerb to cough, so fruitily that you
could hear him through the door. A clot of phlegm, like a little
white tongue, came slowly out between his lips and was ejected into
the gutter. Then the two old creatures shuffled away, beetle-like
in the long greasy overcoats that hid everything except their feet.

Gordon watched them go. They were just by-products. The throw-
outs of the money-god. All over London, by tens of thousands,
draggled old beasts of that description; creeping like unclean
beetles to the grave.

He gazed out at the graceless street. At this moment it seemed to
him that in a street like this, in a town like this, every life
that is lived must be meaningless and intolerable. The sense of
disintegration, of decay, that is endemic in our time, was strong
upon him. Somehow it was mixed up with the ad-posters opposite.
He looked now with more seeing eyes at those grinning yard-wide
faces. After all, there was more there than mere silliness, greed,
and vulgarity. Corner Table grins at you, seemingly optimistic,
with a flash of false teeth. But what is behind the grin?
Desolation, emptiness, prophecies of doom. For can you not see, if
you know how to look, that behind that slick self-satisfaction, that
tittering fat-bellied triviality, there is nothing but a frightful
emptiness, a secret despair? The great death-wish of the modern
world. Suicide pacts. Heads stuck in gas-ovens in lonely
maisonettes. French letters and Amen Pills. And the reverberations
of future wars. Enemy aeroplanes flying over London; the deep
threatening hum of the propellers, the shattering thunder of the
bombs. It is all written in Corner Table's face.

More customers coming. Gordon stood back, gentlemanly-servile.

The door-bell clanged. Two upper-middle-class ladies sailed
noisily in. One pink and fruity, thirty-fivish, with voluptuous
bosom burgeoning from her coat of squirrel-skin, emitting a super-
feminine scent of Parma violets: the other middle-aged, tough, and
curried--India, presumably. Close behind them a dark, grubby, shy
young man slipped through the doorway as apologetically as a cat.
He was one of the shop's best customers--a flitting, solitary
creature who was almost too shy to speak and who by some strange
manipulation kept himself always a day away from a shave.

Gordon repeated his formula:

'Good afternoon. Can I do anything for you? Are you looking for
any particular book?'

Fruity-face overwhelmed him with a smile, but curry-face decided to
treat the question as an impertinence. Ignoring Gordon, she drew
fruity-face across to the shelves next to the new books where the
dog-books and cat-books were kept. The two of them immediately
began taking books out of the shelves and talking loudly. Curry-
face had the voice of a drill-sergeant. She was no doubt a
colonel's wife, or widow. The Nancy, still deep in the big book on
the Russian ballet, edged delicately away. His face said that he
would leave the shop if his privacy were disturbed again. The shy
young man had already found his way to the poetry shelves. The two
ladies were fairly frequent visitors to the shop. They always
wanted to see books about cats and dogs, but never actually bought
anything. There were two whole shelves of dog-books and cat-books.
'Ladies' Corner,' old McKechnie called it.

Another customer arrived, for the library. An ugly girl of twenty,
hatless, in a white overall, with a sallow, blithering, honest face
and powerful spectacles that distorted her eyes. She was an
assistant at a chemist's shop. Gordon put on his homey library
manner. She smiled at him, and with a gait as clumsy as a bear's
followed him into the library.

'What kind of book would you like this time, Miss Weeks?'

'Well'--she clutched the front of her overall. Her distorted,
black-treacle eyes beamed trustfully into his. 'Well, what I'd
REALLY like's a good hot-stuff love story. You know--something

'Something modern? Something by Barbara Bedworthy for instance?
Have you read Almost a Virgin?'

'Oh no, not her. She's too Deep. I can't bear Deep books. But I
want something--well, YOU know--MODERN. Sex-problems and divorce
and all that. YOU know.'

'Modern, but not Deep,' said Gordon, as lowbrow to lowbrow.

He ranged among the hot-stuff modern love-stories. There were not
less than three hundred of them in the library. From the front
room came the voices of the two upper-middle-class ladies, the one
fruity, the other curried, disputing about dogs. They had taken
out one of the dog-books and were examining the photographs.
Fruity-voice enthused over the photograph of a Peke, the ickle
angel pet, wiv his gweat big Soulful eyes and his ickle black
nosie--oh, so ducky-duck! But curry-voice--yes, undoubtedly a
colonel's widow--said Pekes were soppy. Give her dogs with guts--
dogs that would fight, she said; she hated these soppy lapdogs, she
said. 'You have no Soul, Bedelia, no Soul,' said fruity-voice
plaintively. The door-bell pinged again. Gordon handed the
chemist's girl Seven Scarlet Nights and booked it on her ticket.
She took a shabby leather purse out of her overall pocket and paid
him twopence.

He went back to the front room. The Nancy had put his book back in
the wrong shelf and vanished. A lean, straight-nosed, brisk woman,
with sensible clothes and gold-rimmed pince-nez--schoolmarm
possibly, feminist certainly--came in and demanded Mrs Wharton-
Beverley's history of the suffrage movement. With secret joy
Gordon told her that they hadn't got it. She stabbed his male
incompetence with gimlet eyes and went out again. The thin young
man stood apologetically in the corner, his face buried in D. H.
Lawrence's Collected Poems, like some long-legged bird with its
head buried under its wing.

Gordon waited by the door. Outside, a shabby-genteel old man with
a strawberry nose and a khaki muffler round his throat was picking
over the books in the sixpenny box. The two upper-middle-class
ladies suddenly departed, leaving a litter of open books on the
table. Fruity-face cast reluctant backward glances at the dog-
books, but curry-face drew her away, resolute not to buy anything.
Gordon held the door open. The two ladies sailed noisily out,
ignoring him.

He watched their fur-coated upper-middle-class backs go down the
street. The old strawberry-nosed man was talking to himself as he
pawed over the books. A bit wrong in the head, presumably. He
would pinch something if he wasn't watched. The wind blew colder,
drying the slime of the street. Time to light up presently.
Caught by a swirl of air, the torn strip of paper on the Q. T.
Sauce advertisement fluttered sharply, like a piece of washing on
the line. Ah!

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare,
And the dark ribbons of the chimneys
Veer downward; flicked by whips of air
Torn posters flutter.

Not bad, not bad at all. But he had no wish to go on--could not go
on, indeed. He fingered the money in his pocket, not chinking it,
lest the shy young man should hear. Twopence-halfpenny. No
tobacco all tomorrow. His bones ached.

A light sprang up in the Prince of Wales. They would be swabbing
out the bar. The old strawberry-nosed man was reading an Edgar
Wallace out of the twopenny box. A tram boomed in the distance.
In the room upstairs Mr McKechnie, who seldom came down to the
shop, drowsed by the gas-fire, white-haired and white-bearded, with
snuff-box handy, over his calf-bound folio of Middleton's Travels
in the Levant.

The thin young man suddenly realized that he was alone and looked
up guiltily. He was a habitue of bookshops, yet never stayed
longer than ten minutes in any one shop. A passionate hunger for
books, and the fear of being a nuisance, were constantly at war in
him. After ten minutes in any shop he would grow uneasy, feel
himself de trop, and take to flight, having bought something out of
sheer nervousness. Without speaking he held out the copy of
Lawrence's poems and awkwardly extracted three florins from his
pocket. In handing them to Gordon he dropped one. Both dived for
it simultaneously; their heads bumped against one another. The
young man stood back, blushing sallowly.

'I'll wrap it up for you,' said Gordon.

But the shy young man shook his head--he stammered so badly that he
never spoke when it was avoidable. He clutched his book to him and
slipped out with the air of having committed some disgraceful

Gordon was alone. He wandered back to the door. The strawberry-
nosed man glanced over his shoulder, caught Gordon's eye, and moved
off, foiled. He had been on the point of slipping Edgar Wallace
into his pocket. The clock over the Prince of Wales struck a
quarter past three.

Ding Dong! A quarter past three. Light up at half past. Four and
three-quarter hours till closing time. Five and a quarter hours
till supper. Twopence halfpenny in pocket. No tobacco tomorrow.

Suddenly a ravishing, irresistible desire to smoke came over
Gordon. He had made up his mind not to smoke this afternoon. He
had only four cigarettes left. They must be saved for tonight,
when he intended to 'write'; for he could no more 'write' without
tobacco than without air. Nevertheless, he had got to have a
smoke. He took out his packet of Player's Weights and extracted
one of the dwarfish cigarettes. It was sheer stupid indulgence; it
meant half an hour off tonight's 'writing' time. But there was no
resisting it. With a sort of shameful joy he sucked the soothing
smoke into his lungs.

The reflection of his own face looked back at him from the greyish
pane. Gordon Comstock, author of MICE; en l'an trentiesme de son
eage, and moth-eaten already. Only twenty-six teeth left.
However, Villon at the same age was poxed on his own showing.
Let's be thankful for small mercies.

He watched the ribbon of torn paper whirling, fluttering on the
Q. T. Sauce advertisement. Our civilization is dying. It MUST be
dying. But it isn't going to die in its bed. Presently the
aeroplanes are coming. Zoom--whizz--crash! The whole western
world going up in a roar of high explosives.

He looked at the darkening street, at the greyish reflection of his
face in the pane, at the shabby figures shuffling past. Almost
involuntarily he repeated:

'C'est l'Ennui--l'oeil charge d'un pleur involontaire,
Il reve d'echafauds en fumant son houka!'

Money, money! Corner Table! The humming of the aeroplanes and the
crash of the bombs.

Gordon squinted up at the leaden sky. Those aeroplanes are coming.
In imagination he saw them coming now; squadron after squadron,
innumerable, darkening the sky like clouds of gnats. With his
tongue not quite against his teeth he made a buzzing, bluebottle-
on-the-window-pane sound to represent the humming of the
aeroplanes. It was a sound which, at that moment, he ardently
desired to hear.


Gordon walked homeward against the rattling wind, which blew his
hair backward and gave him more of a 'good' forehead than ever.
His manner conveyed to the passers-by--at least, he hoped it did--
that if he wore no overcoat it was from pure caprice. His overcoat
was up the spout for fifteen shillings, as a matter of fact.

Willowbed Road, NW, was not definitely slummy, only dingy and
depressing. There were real slums hardly five minutes' walk away.
Tenement houses where families slept five in a bed, and, when one
of them died, slept every night with the corpse until it was
buried; alley-ways where girls of fifteen were deflowered by boys
of sixteen against leprous plaster walls. But Willowbed Road
itself contrived to keep up a kind of mingy, lower-middle-class
decency. There was even a dentist's brass plate on one of the
houses. In quite two-thirds of them, amid the lace curtains of the
parlour window, there was a green card with 'Apartments' on it in
silver lettering, above the peeping foliage of an aspidistra.

Mrs Wisbeach, Gordon's landlady, specialized in 'single gentlemen'.
Bed-sitting-rooms, with gaslight laid on and find your own heating,
baths extra (there was a geyser), and meals in the tomb-dark
dining-room with the phalanx of clotted sauce-bottles in the middle
of the table. Gordon, who came home for his midday dinner, paid
twenty-seven and six a week.

The gaslight shone yellow through the frosted transom above the
door of Number 31. Gordon took out his key and fished about in the
keyhole--in that kind of house the key never quite fits the lock.
The darkish little hallway--in reality it was only a passage--smelt
of dishwater, cabbage, rag mats, and bedroom slops. Gordon glanced
at the japanned tray on the hall-stand. No letters, of course. He
had told himself not to hope for a letter, and nevertheless had
continued to hope. A stale feeling, not quite a pain, settled upon
his breast. Rosemary might have written! It was four days now
since she had written. Moreover, there were a couple of poems that
he had sent out to magazines and had not yet had returned to him.
The one thing that made the evening bearable was to find a letter
waiting for him when he got home. But he received very few
letters--four or five in a week at the very most.

On the left of the hall was the never-used parlour, then came the
staircase, and beyond that the passage ran down to the kitchen and
to the unapproachable lair inhabited by Mrs Wisbeach herself. As
Gordon came in, the door at the end of the passage opened a foot or
so. Mrs Wisbeach's face emerged, inspected him briefly but
suspiciously, and disappeared again. It was quite impossible to
get in or out of the house, at any time before eleven at night,
without being scrutinized in this manner. Just what Mrs Wisbeach
suspected you of it was hard to say; smuggling women into the
house, possibly. She was one of those malignant respectable women
who keep lodging-houses. Age about forty-five, stout but active,
with a pink, fine-featured, horribly observant face, beautifully
grey hair, and a permanent grievance.

Gordon halted at the foot of the narrow stairs. Above, a coarse
rich voice was singing, 'Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?' A very
fat man of thirty-eight or nine came round the angle of the stairs,
with the light dancing step peculiar to fat men, dressed in a smart
grey suit, yellow shoes, a rakish trilby hat, and a belted blue
overcoat of startling vulgarity. This was Flaxman, the first-floor
lodger and travelling representative of the Queen of Sheba Toilet
Requisites Co. He saluted Gordon with a lemon-coloured glove as he
came down.

'Hullo, chappie!' he said blithely. (Flaxman called everyone
'chappie'.) 'How's life with you?'

'Bloody,' said Gordon shortly.

Flaxman had reached the bottom of the stairs. He threw a roly-poly
arm affectionately round Gordon's shoulders.

'Cheer up, old man, cheer up! You look like a bloody funeral. I'm
off down to the Crichton. Come on down and have a quick one.'

'I can't. I've got to work.'

'Oh, hell! Be matey, can't you? What's the good of mooning about
up here? Come on down to the Cri and we'll pinch the barmaid's

Gordon wriggled free of Flaxman' s arm. Like all small frail
people, he hated being touched. Flaxman merely grinned, with the
typical fat man's good humour. He was really horribly fat. He
filled his trousers as though he had been melted and then poured
into them. But of course, like other fat people, he never admitted
to being fat. No fat person ever uses the word 'fat' if there is
any way of avoiding it. 'Stout' is the word they use--or, better
still, 'robust'. A fat man is never so happy as when he is
describing himself as 'robust'. Flaxman, at his first meeting with
Gordon, had been on the point of calling himself 'robust', but
something in Gordon's greenish eye had deterred him. He compromised
on 'stout' instead.

'I do admit, chappie,' he said, 'to being--well, just a wee bit on
the stout side. Nothing unwholesome, you know.' He patted the
vague frontier between his belly and his chest. 'Good firm flesh.
I'm pretty nippy on my feet, as a matter of fact. But--well, I
suppose you might call me STOUT.'

'Like Cortez,' Gordon suggested.

'Cortez? Cortez? Was that the chappie who was always wandering
about in the mountains in Mexico?'

'That's the fellow. He was stout, but he had eagle eyes.'

'Ah? Now that's funny. Because the wife said something rather
like that to me once. "George," she said, "you've got the most
wonderful eyes in the world. You've got eyes just like an eagle,"
she said. That would be before she married me, you'll understand.'

Flaxman was living apart from his wife at the moment. A little
while back the Queen of Sheba Toilet Requisites Co. had
unexpectedly paid out a bonus of thirty pounds to all its
travellers, and at the same time Flaxman and two others had been
sent across to Paris to press the new Sexapeal Naturetint lipstick
on various French firms. Flaxman had not thought it necessary to
mention the thirty pounds to his wife. He had had the time of his
life on that Paris trip, of course. Even now, three months
afterwards, his mouth watered when he spoke of it. He used to
entertain Gordon with luscious descriptions. Ten days in Paris
with thirty quid that wifie hadn't heard about! Oh boy! But
unfortunately there had been a leakage somewhere; Flaxman had got
home to find retribution awaiting him. His wife had broken his
head with a cut-glass whisky decanter, a wedding present which they
had had for fourteen years, and then fled to her mother's house,
taking the children with her. Hence Flaxman's exile in Willowbed
Road. But he wasn't letting it worry him. It would blow over, no
doubt; it had happened several times before.

Gordon made another attempt to get past Flaxman and escape up the
stairs. The dreadful thing was that in his heart he was pining to
go with him. He needed a drink so badly--the mere mention of the
Crichton Arms had made him feel thirsty. But it was impossible, of
course; he had no money. Flaxman put an arm across the stairs,
barring his way. He was genuinely fond of Gordon. He considered
him 'clever'--'cleverness', to him, being a kind of amiable lunacy.
Moreover, he detested being alone, even for so short a time as it
would take him to walk to the pub.

'Come on, chappie!' he urged. 'You want a Guinness to buck you up,
that's what you want. You haven't seen the new girl they've got in
the saloon bar yet. Oh, boy! There's a peach for you!'

'So that's why you're all dolled up, is it?' said Gordon, looking
coldly at Flaxman's yellow gloves.

'You bet it is, chappie! Coo, what a peach! Ash blonde she is.
And she knows a thing or two, that girlie does. I gave her a stick
of our Sexapeal Naturetint last night. You ought to have seen her
wag her little bottom at me as she went past my table. Does she
give me the palpitations? Does she? Oh, boy!'

Flaxman wriggled lascivously. His tongue appeared between his
lips. Then, suddenly pretending that Gordon was the ash-blonde
barmaid, he seized him by the waist and gave him a tender squeeze.
Gordon shoved him away. For a moment the desire to go down to the
Crichton Arms was so ravishing that it almost overcame him. Oh,
for a pint of beer! He seemed almost to feel it going down his
throat. If only he had had any money! Even sevenpence for a pint.
But what was the use? Twopence halfpenny in pocket. You can't let
other people buy your drinks for you.

'Oh, leave me alone, for God's sake!' he said irritably, stepping
out of Flaxman's reach, and went up the stairs without looking

Flaxman settled his hat on his head and made for the front door,
mildly offended. Gordon reflected dully that it was always like
this nowadays. He was for ever snubbing friendly advances. Of
course it was money that was at the bottom of it, always money.
You can't be friendly, you can't even be civil, when you have no
money in your pocket. A spasm of self-pity went through him. His
heart yearned for the saloon bar at the Crichton; the lovely smell
of beer, the warmth and bright lights, the cheery voices, the
clatter of glasses on the beer-wet bar. Money, money! He went on,
up the dark evil-smelling stairs. The thought of his cold lonely
bedroom at the top of the house was like a doom before him.

On the second floor lived Lorenheim, a dark, meagre, lizard-like
creature of uncertain age and race, who made about thirty-five
shillings a week by touting vacuum-cleaners. Gordon always went
very hurriedly past Lorenheim's door. Lorenheim was one of those
people who have not a single friend in the world and who are
devoured by a lust for company. His loneliness was so deadly that
if you so much as slowed your pace outside his door he was liable
to pounce out upon you and half drag, half wheedle you in to listen
to interminable paranoiac tales of girls he had seduced and
employers he had scored off. And his room was more cold and
squalid than even a lodging-house bedroom has any right to be.
There were always half-eaten bits of bread and margarine lying
about everywhere. The only other lodger in the house was an
engineer of some kind, employed on nightwork. Gordon only saw him
occasionally--a massive man with a grim, discoloured face, who wore
a bowler hat indoors and out.

In the familiar darkness of his room, Gordon felt for the gas-jet
and lighted it. The room was medium-sized, not big enough to be
curtained into two, but too big to be sufficiently warmed by one
defective oil lamp. It had the sort of furniture you expect in a
top floor back. White-quilted single-bed; brown lino floor-
covering; wash-hand-stand with jug and basin of that cheap white
ware which you can never see without thinking of chamberpots. On
the window-sill there was a sickly aspidistra in a green-glazed

Up against this, under the window, there was a kitchen table with
an inkstained green cloth. This was Gordon's 'writing' table. It
was only after a bitter struggle that he had induced Mrs Wisbeach
to give him a kitchen table instead of the bamboo 'occasional'
table--a mere stand for the aspidistra--which she considered proper
for a top floor back. And even now there was endless nagging
because Gordon would never allow his table to be 'tidied up'. The
table was in a permanent mess. It was almost covered with a muddle
of papers, perhaps two hundred sheets of sermon paper, grimy and
dog-eared, and all written on and crossed out and written on again--
a sort of sordid labyrinth of papers to which only Gordon possessed
the key. There was a film of dust over everything, and there were
several foul little trays containing tobacco ash and the twisted
stubs of cigarettes. Except for a few books on the mantelpiece,
this table, with its mess of papers, was the sole mark Gordon's
personality had left on the room.

It was beastly cold. Gordon thought he would light the oil lamp.
He lifted it--it felt very light; the spare oil can also was empty--
no oil till Friday. He applied a match; a dull yellow flame crept
unwillingly round the wick. It might burn for a couple of hours,
with any luck. As Gordon threw away the match his eye fell upon
the aspidistra in its grass-green pot. It was a peculiarly mangy
specimen. It had only seven leaves and never seemed to put forth
any new ones. Gordon had a sort of secret feud with the
aspidistra. Many a time he had furtively attempted to kill it--
starving it of water, grinding hot cigarette-ends against its stem,
even mixing salt with its earth. But the beastly things are
practically immortal. In almost any circumstances they can
preserve a wilting, diseased existence. Gordon stood up and
deliberately wiped his kerosiny fingers on the aspidistra leaves.

At this moment Mrs Wisbeach's voice rang shrewishly up the stairs:

'Mister Com-stock!'

Gordon went to the door. 'Yes?' he called down.

'Your supper's been waiting for you this ten minutes. Why can't
you come down and have it, 'stead of keeping me waiting for the
washing up?'

Gordon went down. The dining-room was on the first floor, at the
back, opposite Flaxman's room. It was a cold, close-smelling room,
twilit even at midday. There were more aspidistras in it than
Gordon had ever accurately counted. They were all over the place--
on the sideboard, on the floor, on 'occasional' tables; in the
window there was a sort of florist's stand of them, blocking out
the light. In the half-darkness, with aspidistras all about you,
you had the feeling of being in some sunless aquarium amid the
dreary foliage of water-flowers. Gordon's supper was set out,
waiting for him, in the circle of white light that the cracked gas-
jet cast upon the table cloth. He sat down with his back to the
fireplace (there was an aspidistra in the grate instead of a fire)
and ate his plate of cold beef and his two slices of crumbly white
bread, with Canadian butter, mousetrap cheese and Pan Yan pickle,
and drank a glass of cold but musty water.

When he went back to his room the oil lamp had got going, more or
less. It was hot enough to boil a kettle by, he thought. And now
for the great event of the evening--his illicit cup of tea. He
made himself a cup of tea almost every night, in the deadliest
secrecy. Mrs Wisbeach refused to give her lodgers tea with their
supper, because she 'couldn't be bothered with hotting up extra
water', but at the same time making tea in your bedroom was
strictly forbidden. Gordon looked with disgust at the muddled
papers on the table. He told himself defiantly that he wasn't
going to do any work tonight. He would have a cup of tea and smoke
up his remaining cigarettes, and read King Lear or Sherlock Holmes.
His books were on the mantelpiece beside the alarm clock--
Shakespeare in the Everyman edition, Sherlock Holmes, Villon's
poems, Roderick Random, Les Fleurs du Mal, a pile of French novels.
But he read nothing nowadays, except Shakespeare and Sherlock
Holmes. Meanwhile, that cup of tea.

Gordon went to the door, pushed it ajar, and listened. No sound of
Mrs Wisbeach. You had to be very careful; she was quite capable of
sneaking upstairs and catching you in the act. This tea-making was
the major household offence, next to bringing a woman in. Quietly
he bolted the door, dragged his cheap suitcase from under the bed,
and unlocked it. From it he extracted a sixpenny Woolworth's
kettle, a packet of Lyons' tea, a tin of condensed milk, a tea-pot,
and a cup. They were all packed in newspaper to prevent them from

He had his regular procedure for making tea. First he half filled
the kettle with water from the jug and set it on the oil stove.
Then he knelt down and spread out a piece of newspaper. Yesterday's
tea-leaves were still in the pot, of course. He shook them out on
to the newspaper, cleaned out the pot with his thumb and folded the
leaves into a bundle. Presently he would smuggle them downstairs.
That was always the most risky part--getting rid of the used
tea-leaves. It was like the difficulty murderers have in disposing
of the body. As for the cup, he always washed it in his hand basin
in the morning. A squalid business. It sickened him, sometimes.
It was queer how furtively you had to live in Mrs Wisbeach's house.
You had the feeling that she was always watching you; and indeed,
she was given to tiptoeing up and downstairs at all hours, in hope
of catching the lodgers up to mischief. It was one of those houses
where you cannot even go to the W.C. in peace because of the
feeling that somebody is listening to you.

Gordon unbolted the door again and listened intently. No one
stirring. Ah! A clatter of crockery far below. Mrs Wisbeach was
washing up the supper things. Probably safe to go down, then.

He tiptoed down, clutching the damp bundle of tea-leaves against
his breast. The W.C. was on the second floor. At the angle of
the stairs he halted, listened a moment longer. Ah! Another
clatter of crockery.

All clear! Gordon Comstock, poet ('of exceptional promise', The
Times Lit. Supp. had said), hurriedly slipped into the W.C., flung
his tea-leaves down the waste-pipe, and pulled the plug. Then he
hurried back to his room, rebolted the door, and, with precautions
against noise, brewed himself a fresh pot of tea.

The room was passably warm by now. The tea and a cigarette worked
their short-lived magic. He began to feel a little less bored and
angry. Should he do a spot of work after all? He ought to work,
of course. He always hated himself afterwards when he had wasted a
whole evening. Half unwillingly, he shoved his chair up to the
table. It needed an effort even to disturb that frightful jungle
of papers. He pulled a few grimy sheets towards him, spread them
out, and looked at them. God, what a mess! Written on, scored
out, written over, scored out again, till they were like poor
old hacked cancer-patients after twenty operations. But the
handwriting, where it was not crossed out, was delicate and
'scholarly'. With pain and trouble Gordon had acquired that
'scholarly' hand, so different from the beastly copper-plate they
had taught him at school.

Perhaps he WOULD work; for a little while, anyway. He rummaged in
the litter of papers. Where was that passage he had been working
on yesterday? The poem was an immensely long one--that is, it was
going to be immensely long when it was finished--two thousand lines
or so, in rhyme royal, describing a day in London. London
Pleasures, its name was. It was a huge, ambitious project--the
kind of thing that should only be undertaken by people with endless
leisure. Gordon had not grasped that fact when he began the poem;
he grasped it now, however. How light-heartedly he had begun it,
two years ago! When he had chucked up everything and descended
into the slime of poverty, the conception of this poem had been at
least a part of his motive. He had felt so certain, then, that he
was equal to it. But somehow, almost from the start, London
Pleasures had gone wrong. It was too big for him, that was the
truth. It had never really progressed, it had simply fallen apart
into a series of fragments. And out of two years' work that was
all that he had to show--just fragments, incomplete in themselves
and impossible to join together. On every one of those sheets of
paper there was some hacked scrap of verse which had been written
and rewritten and rewritten over intervals of months. There were
not five hundred lines that you could say were definitely finished.
And he had lost the power to add to it any longer; he could only
tinker with this passage or that, groping now here, now there, in
its confusion. It was no longer a thing that he created, it was
merely a nightmare with which he struggled.

For the rest, in two whole years he had produced nothing except a
handful of short poems--perhaps a score in all. It was so rarely
that he could attain the peace of mind in which poetry, or prose
for that matter, has got to be written. The times when he 'could
not' work grew commoner and commoner. Of all types of human being,
only the artist takes it upon him to say that he 'cannot' work.
But it is quite true; there ARE times when one cannot work. Money
again, always money! Lack of money means discomfort, means squalid
worries, means shortage of tobacco, means ever-present consciousness
of failure--above all, it means loneliness. How can you be anything
but lonely on two quid a week? And in loneliness no decent book was
ever written. It was quite certain that London Pleasures would
never be the poem he had conceived--it was quite certain, indeed,
that it would never even be finished. And in the moments when he
faced facts Gordon himself was aware of this.

Yet all the same, and all the more for that very reason, he went on
with it. It was something to cling to. It was a way of hitting
back at his poverty and his loneliness. And after all, there were
times when the mood of creation returned, or seemed to return. It
returned tonight, for just a little while--just as long as it takes
to smoke two cigarettes. With smoke tickling his lungs, he
abstracted himself from the mean and actual world. He drove his
mind into the abyss where poetry is written. The gas-jet sang
soothing overhead. Words became vivid and momentous things. A
couplet, written a year ago and left as unfinished, caught his eye
with a note of doubt. He repeated it to himself, over and over.
It was wrong, somehow. It had seemed all right, a year ago; now,
on the other hand, it seemed subtly vulgar. He rummaged among the
sheets of foolscap till he found one that had nothing written on
the back, turned it over, wrote the couplet out anew, wrote a dozen
different versions of it, repeated each of them over and over to
himself. Finally there was none that satisfied him. The couplet
would have to go. It was cheap and vulgar. He found the original
sheet of paper and scored the couplet out with thick lines. And in
doing this there was a sense of achievement, of time not wasted, as
though the destruction of much labour were in some way an act of

Suddenly a double knock deep below made the whole house rattle.
Gordon started. His mind fled upwards from the abyss. The post!
London Pleasures was forgotten.

His heart fluttered. Perhaps Rosemary HAD written. Besides, there
were those two poems he had sent to the magazines. One of them,
indeed, he had almost given up as lost; he had sent it to an
American paper, the Californian Review, months ago. Probably they
wouldn't even bother to send it back. But the other was with an
English paper, the Primrose Quarterly. He had wild hopes of that
one. The Primrose Quarterly was one of those poisonous literary
papers in which the fashionable Nancy Boy and the professional
Roman Catholic walk bras dessus, bras dessous. It was also by a
long way the most influential literary paper in England. You were
a made man once you had had a poem in it. In his heart Gordon knew
that the Primrose Quarterly would never print his poems. He wasn't
up to their standard. Still, miracles sometimes happen; or, if not
miracles, accidents. After all, they'd had his poem six weeks.
Would they keep it six weeks if they didn't mean to accept it? He
tried to quell the insane hope. But at the worst there was a
chance that Rosemary had written. It was four whole days since she
had written. She wouldn't do it, perhaps, if she knew how it
disappointed him. Her letters--long, ill-spelt letters, full of
absurd jokes and protestations of love for him--meant far more to
him than she could ever understand. They were a reminder that
there was still somebody in the world who cared for him. They even
made up for the times when some beast had sent back one of his
poems; and, as a matter of fact, the magazines always did send back
his poems, except Antichrist, whose editor, Ravelston, was his
personal friend.

There was a shuffling below. It was always some minutes before Mrs
Wisbeach brought the letters upstairs. She liked to paw them
about, feel them to see how thick they were, read their postmarks,
hold them up to the light and speculate on their contents, before
yielding them to their rightful owners. She exercised a sort of
droit du seigneur over letters. Coming to her house, they were,
she felt, at least partially hers. If you had gone to the front
door and collected your own letters she would have resented it
bitterly. On the other hand, she also resented the labour of
carrying them upstairs. You would hear her footsteps very slowly
ascending, and then, if there was a letter for you, there would be
loud aggrieved breathing on the landing--this to let you know that
you had put Mrs Wisbeach out of breath by dragging her up all those
stairs. Finally, with a little impatient grunt, the letters would
be shoved under your door.

Mrs Wisbeach was coming up the stairs. Gordon listened. The
footsteps paused on the first floor. A letter for Flaxman. They
ascended, paused again on the second floor. A letter for the
engineer. Gordon's heart beat painfully. A letter, please God, a
letter! More footsteps. Ascending or descending? They were
coming nearer, surely! Ah, no, no! The sound grew fainter. She
was going down again. The footsteps died away. No letters.

He took up his pen again. It was a quite futile gesture. She
hadn't written after all! The little beast! He had not the
smallest intention of doing any more work. Indeed, he could not.
The disappointment had taken all the heart out of him. Only five
minutes ago his poem had still seemed to him a living thing; now he
knew it unmistakably for the worthless tripe that it was. With a
kind of nervous disgust he bundled the scattered sheets together,
stacked them in an untidy heap, and dumped them on the other side
of the table, under the aspidistra. He could not even bear to look
at them any longer.

He got up. It was too early to go to bed; at least, he was not in
the mood for it. He pined for a bit of amusement--something cheap
and easy. A seat in the pictures, cigarettes, beer. Useless! No
money to pay for any of them. He would read King Lear and forget
this filthy century. Finally, however, it was The Adventures of
Sherlock Holmes that he took from the mantelpiece. Sherlock Holmes
was his favourite of all books, because he knew it by heart. The
oil in the lamp was giving out and it was getting beastly cold.
Gordon dragged the quilt from his bed, wrapped it round his legs,
and sat down to read. His right elbow on the table, his hands
under his coat to keep them warm, he read through 'The Adventure of
the Speckled Band.' The little gas-mantle sighed above, the
circular flame of the oil lamp burned low, a thin bracket of fire,
giving out no more heat than a candle.

Down in Mrs Wisbeach's lair the clock struck half past ten. You
could always hear it striking at night. Ping-ping, ping-ping--a
note of doom! The ticking of the alarm clock on the mantelpiece
became audible to Gordon again, bringing with it the consciousness
of the sinister passage of time. He looked about him. Another
evening wasted. Hours, days, years slipping by. Night after
night, always the same. The lonely room, the womanless bed; dust,
cigarette ash, the aspidistra leaves. And he was thirty, nearly.
In sheer self-punishment he dragged forth a wad of London
Pleasures, spread out the grimy sheets, and looked at them as one
looks at a skull for a memento mori. London Pleasures, by Gordon
Comstock, author of Mice. His magnum opus. The fruit (fruit,
indeed!) of two years' work--that labyrinthine mess of words! And
tonight's achievement--two lines crossed out; two lines backward
instead of forward.

The lamp made a sound like a tiny hiccup and went out. With an
effort Gordon stood up and flung the quilt back on to his bed.
Better get to bed, perhaps, before it got any colder. He wandered
over towards the bed. But wait. Work tomorrow. Wind the clock,
set the alarm. Nothing accomplished, nothing done, has earned a
night's repose.

It was some time before he could find the energy to undress. For a
quarter of an hour, perhaps, he lay on the bed fully dressed, his
hands under his head. There was a crack on the ceiling that
resembled the map of Australia. Gordon contrived to work off his
shoes and socks without sitting up. He held up one foot and looked
at it. A smallish, delicate foot. Ineffectual, like his hands.
Also, it was very dirty. It was nearly ten days since he had a
bath. Becoming ashamed of the dirtiness of his feet, he sagged
into a sitting position and undressed himself, throwing his clothes
on to the floor. Then he turned out the gas and slid between the
sheets, shuddering, for he was naked. He always slept naked. His
last suit of pyjamas had gone west more than a year ago.

The clock downstairs struck eleven. As the first coldness of the
sheets wore off, Gordon's mind went back to the poem he had begun
that afternoon. He repeated in a whisper the single stanza that
was finished:

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare,
And dark ribbons of the chimneys
Veer downward; flicked by whips of air,
Torn posters flutter.

The octosyllables flicked to and fro. Click-click, click-click!
The awful, mechanical emptiness of it appalled him. It was like
some futile little machine ticking over. Rhyme to rhyme, click-
click, click-click. Like the nodding of a clock-work doll.
Poetry! The last futility. He lay awake, aware of his own
futility, of his thirty years, of the blind alley into which he
had led his life.

The clock struck twelve. Gordon had stretched his legs out
straight. The bed had grown warm and comfortable. The upturned
beam of a car, somewhere in the street parallel to Willowbed Road,
penetrated the blind and threw into silhouette a leaf of the
aspidistra, shaped like Agamemnon's sword.


'Gordon Comstock' was a pretty bloody name, but then Gordon came
from a pretty bloody family. The 'Gordon' part of it was Scotch,
of course. The prevalence of such names nowadays is merely a part
of the Scotchification of England that has been going on these last
fifty years. 'Gordon', 'Colin', 'Malcolm', 'Donald'--these are the
gifts of Scotland to the world, along with golf, whisky, porridge,
and the works of Barrie and Stevenson.

The Comstocks belonged to the most dismal of all classes, the
middle-middle class, the landless gentry. In their miserable
poverty they had not even the snobbish consolation of regarding
themselves as an 'old' family fallen on evil days, for they were
not an 'old' family at all, merely one of those families which rose
on the wave of Victorian prosperity and then sank again faster than
the wave itself. They had had at most fifty years of comparative
wealth, corresponding with the lifetime of Gordon's grandfather,
Samuel Comstock--Gran'pa Comstock, as Gordon was taught to call
him, though the old man died four years before he was born.

Gran'pa Comstock was one of those people who even from the grave
exert a powerful influence. In life he was a tough old scoundrel.
He plundered the proletariat and the foreigner of fifty thousand
pounds, he built himself a red brick mansion as durable as a
pyramid, and he begot twelve children, of whom eleven survived.
Finally he died quite suddenly, of a cerebral haemorrhage. In
Kensal Green his children placed over him a monolith with the
following inscription:










No need to repeat the blasphemous comments which everyone who had
known Gran'pa Comstock made on that last sentence. But it is worth
pointing out that the chunk of granite on which it was inscribed
weighed close on five tons and was quite certainly put there with
the intention, though not the conscious intention, of making sure
that Gran'pa Comstock shouldn't get up from underneath it. If you
want to know what a dead man's relatives really think of him, a
good rough test is the weight of his tombstone.

The Comstocks, as Gordon knew them, were a peculiarly dull, shabby,
dead-alive, ineffectual family. They lacked vitality to an extent
that was surprising. That was Gran'pa Comstock's doing, of course.
By the time when he died all his children were grown up and some of
them were middle-aged, and he had long ago succeeded in crushing
out of them any spirit they might ever have possessed. He had lain
upon them as a garden roller lies upon daisies, and there was no
chance of their flattened personalities ever expanding again. One
and all they turned out listless, gutless, unsuccessful sort of
people. None of the boys had proper professions, because Gran'pa
Comstock had been at the greatest pains to drive all of them into
professions for which they were totally unsuited. Only one of
them--John, Gordon's father--had even braved Gran'pa Comstock to
the extent of getting married during the latter's lifetime. It was
impossible to imagine any of them making any sort of mark in the
world, or creating anything, or destroying anything, or being
happy, or vividly unhappy, or fully alive, or even earning a decent
income. They just drifted along in an atmosphere of semi-genteel
failure. They were one of those depressing families, so common
among the middle-middle classes, in which NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

From his earliest childhood Gordon's relatives had depressed him
horribly. When he was a little boy he still had great numbers of
uncles and aunts living. They were all more or less alike--grey,
shabby, joyless people, all rather sickly in health and all
perpetually harassed by money-worries which fizzled along without
ever reaching the sensational explosion of bankruptcy. It was
noticeable even then that they had lost all impulse to reproduce
themselves. Really vital people, whether they have money or
whether they haven't, multiply almost as automatically as animals.
Gran'pa Comstock, for instance, himself one of a litter of twelve,
had produced eleven progeny. Yet all those eleven produced only
two progeny between them, and those two--Gordon and his sister
Julia--had produced, by 1934, not even one. Gordon, last of the
Comstocks, was born in 1905, an unintended child; and thereafter,
in thirty long, long years, there was not a single birth in the
family, only deaths. And not only in the matter of marrying and
begetting, but in every possible way, NOTHING EVER HAPPENED in the
Comstock family. Every one of them seemed doomed, as though by a
curse, to a dismal, shabby, hole-and-corner existence. None of
them ever DID anything. They were the kind of people who in every
conceivable activity, even if it is only getting on to a bus, are
automatically elbowed away from the heart of things. All of them,
of course, were hopeless fools about money. Gran'pa Comstock had
finally divided his money among them more or less equally, so that
each received, after the sale of the red-brick mansion, round about
five thousand pounds. And no sooner was Gran'pa Comstock underground
than they began to fritter their money away. None of them had the
guts to lose it in sensational ways such as squandering it on women
or at the races; they simply dribbled it away and dribbled it away,
the women in silly investments and the men in futile little business
ventures that petered out after a year or two, leaving a net loss.
More than half of them went unmarried to their graves. Some of the
women did make rather undesirable middle-aged marriages after their
father was dead, but the men, because of their incapacity to earn a
proper living, were the kind who 'can't afford' to marry. None of
them, except Gordon's Aunt Angela, ever had so much as a home to
call their own; they were the kind of people who live in godless
'rooms' and tomb-like boarding-houses. And year after year they
died off and died off, of dingy but expensive little diseases that
swallowed up the last penny of their capital. One of the women,
Gordon's Aunt Charlotte, wandered off into the Mental Home at
Clapham in 1916. The Mental Homes of England, how chock-a-block
they stand! And it is above all derelict spinsters of the middle-
classes who keep them going. By 1934 only three of that generation
survived; Aunt Charlotte already mentioned, and Aunt Angela, who by
some happy chance had been induced to buy a house and a tiny annuity
in 1912, and Uncle Walter, who dingily existed on the few hundred
pounds that were left out of his five thousand and by running
short-lived 'agencies' for this and that.

Gordon grew up in the atmosphere of cut-down clothes and stewed
neck of mutton. His father, like the other Comstocks, was a
depressed and therefore depressing person, but he had some brains
and a slight literary turn. And seeing that his mind was of the
literary type and he had a shrinking horror of anything to do with
figures, it had seemed only natural to Gran'pa Comstock to make him
into a chartered accountant. So he practised, ineffectually, as a
chartered accountant, and was always buying his way into
partnerships which were dissolved after a year or two, and his
income fluctuated, sometimes rising to five hundred a year and
sometimes falling to two hundred, but always with a tendency to
decrease. He died in 1922, aged only fifty-six, but worn out--
he had suffered from a kidney disease for a long time past.

Since the Comstocks were genteel as well as shabby, it was
considered necessary to waste huge sums on Gordon's 'education'.
What a fearful thing it is, this incubus of 'education'! It means
that in order to send his son to the right kind of school (that is,
a public school or an imitation of one) a middle-class man is
obliged to live for years on end in a style that would be scorned
by a jobbing plumber. Gordon was sent to wretched, pretentious
schools whose fees were round about 120 pounds a year. Even these
fees, of course, meant fearful sacrifices at home. Meanwhile
Julia, who was five years older than he, received as nearly as
possible no education at all. She was, indeed, sent to one or two
poor, dingy little boarding schools, but she was 'taken away' for
good when she was sixteen. Gordon was 'the boy' and Julia was 'the
girl', and it seemed natural to everyone that 'the girl' should be
sacrificed to 'the boy'. Moreover, it had early been decided in
the family that Gordon was 'clever'. Gordon, with his wonderful
'cleverness', was to win scholarships, make a brilliant success in
life, and retrieve the family fortunes--that was the theory, and no
one believed in it more firmly than Julia. Julia was a tall,
ungainly girl, much taller than Gordon, with a thin face and a neck
just a little too long--one of those girls who even at their most
youthful remind one irresistibly of a goose. But her nature was
simple and affectionate. She was a self-effacing, home-keeping,
ironing, darning, and mending kind of girl, a natural spinster-
soul. Even at sixteen she had 'old maid' written all over her.
She idolized Gordon. All through his childhood she watched over
him, nursed him, spoiled him, went in rags so that he might have
the right clothes to go to school in, saved up her wretched pocket-
money to buy him Christmas presents and birthday presents. And of
course he repaid her, as soon as he was old enough, by despising
her because she was not pretty and not 'clever'.

Even at the third-rate schools to which Gordon was sent nearly all
the boys were richer than himself. They soon found out his
poverty, of course, and gave him hell because of it. Probably the
greatest cruelty one can inflict on a child is to send it to school
among children richer than itself. A child conscious of poverty
will suffer snobbish agonies such as a grown-up person can scarcely
imagine. In those days, especially at his preparatory school,
Gordon's life had been one long conspiracy to keep his end up and
pretend that his parents were richer than they were. Ah, the
humiliations of those days! That awful business, for instance,
at the beginning of each term, when you had to 'give in' to the
headmaster, publicly, the money you had brought back with you; and
the contemptuous, cruel sniggers from the other boys when you
didn't 'give in' ten bob or more. And the time when the others
found out that Gordon was wearing a ready-made suit which had cost
thirty-five shillings! The times that Gordon dreaded most of all
were when his parents came down to see him. Gordon, in those days
still a believer, used actually to pray that his parents wouldn't
come down to school. His father, especially, was the kind of
father you couldn't help being ashamed of; a cadaverous, despondent
man, with a bad stoop, his clothes dismally shabby and hopelessly
out of date. He carried about with him an atmosphere of failure,
worry, and boredom. And he had such a dreadful habit, when he was
saying good-bye, of tipping Gordon half a crown right in front of
the other boys, so that everyone could see that it was only half a
crown and not, as it ought to have been, ten bob! Even twenty
years afterwards the memory of that school made Gordon shudder.

The first effect of all this was to give him a crawling reverence
for money. In those days he actually hated his poverty-stricken
relatives--his father and mother, Julia, everybody. He hated them
for their dingy homes, their dowdiness, their joyless attitude to
life, their endless worrying and groaning over threepences and
sixpences. By far the commonest phrase in the Comstock household
was, 'We can't afford it.' In those days he longed for money as
only a child can long. Why SHOULDN'T one have decent clothes and
plenty of sweets and go to the pictures as often as one wanted to?
He blamed his parents for their poverty as though they had been
poor on purpose. Why couldn't they be like other boys' parents?
They PREFERRED being poor, it seemed to him. That is how a child's
mind works.

But as he grew older he grew--not less unreasonable, exactly, but
unreasonable in a different way. By this time he had found his
feet at school and was less violently oppressed. He never was very
successful at school--he did no work and won no scholarships--but
he managed to develop his brain along the lines that suited it. He
read the books which the headmaster denounced from the pulpit, and
developed unorthodox opinions about the C. of E., patriotism, and
the Old Boys' tie. Also he began writing poetry. He even, after a
year or two, began to send poems to the Athenaeum, the New Age, and
the Weekly Westminster; but they were invariably rejected. Of
course there were other boys of similar type with whom he
associated. Every public school has its small self-conscious
intelligentsia. And at that moment, in the years just after the
War, England was so full of revolutionary opinion that even the
public schools were infected by it. The young, even those who had
been too young to fight, were in a bad temper with their elders, as
well they might be; practically everyone with any brains at all was
for the moment a revolutionary. Meanwhile the old--those over
sixty, say--were running in circles like hens, squawking about
'subversive ideas'. Gordon and his friends had quite an exciting
time with their 'subversive ideas'. For a whole year they ran an
unofficial monthly paper called the Bolshevik, duplicated with a
jellygraph. It advocated Socialism, free love, the dismemberment
of the British Empire, the abolition of the Army and Navy, and so
on and so forth. It was great fun. Every intelligent boy of
sixteen is a Socialist. At that age one does not see the hook
sticking out of the rather stodgy bait.

In a crude, boyish way, he had begun to get the hang of this money-
business. At an earlier age than most people he grasped that ALL
modern commerce is a swindle. Curiously enough, it was the
advertisements in the Underground stations that first brought it
home to him. He little knew, as the biographers say, that he
himself would one day have a job in an advertising firm. But there
was more to it than the mere fact that business is a swindle. What
he realized, and more clearly as time went on, was that money-
worship has been elevated into a religion. Perhaps it is the only
real religion--the only really FELT religion--that is left to us.
Money is what God used to be. Good and evil have no meaning any
longer except failure and success. Hence the profoundly
significant phrase, to MAKE GOOD. The decalogue has been reduced
to two commandments. One for the employers--the elect, the money-
priesthood as it were--'Thou shalt make money'; the other for the
employed--the slaves and underlings--'Thou shalt not lose thy job.'
It was about this time that he came across The Ragged Trousered
Philanthropists and read about the starving carpenter who pawns
everything but sticks to his aspidistra. The aspidistra became a
sort of symbol for Gordon after that. The aspidistra, flower of
England! It ought to be on our coat of arms instead of the lion
and the unicorn. There will be no revolution in England while
there are aspidistras in the windows.

He did not hate and despise his relatives now--or not so much, at
any rate. They still depressed him greatly--those poor old
withering aunts and uncles, of whom two or three had already died,
his father, worn out and spiritless, his mother, faded, nervy, and
'delicate' (her lungs were none too strong), Julia, already, at
one-and-twenty, a dutiful, resigned drudge who worked twelve hours
a day and never had a decent frock. But he grasped now what was
the matter with them. It was not MERELY the lack of money. It was
rather that, having no money, they still lived mentally in the
money-world--the world in which money is virtue and poverty is
crime. It was not poverty but the down-dragging of RESPECTABLE
poverty that had done for them. They had accepted the money-code,
and by that code they were failures. They had never had the sense
to lash out and just LIVE, money or no money, as the lower classes
do. How right the lower classes are! Hats off to the factory lad
who with fourpence in the world puts his girl in the family way!
At least he's got blood and not money in his veins.

Gordon thought it all out, in the naive selfish manner of a boy.
There are two ways to live, he decided. You can be rich, or you
can deliberately refuse to be rich. You can possess money, or you
can despise money; the one fatal thing is to worship money and fail
to get it. He took it for granted that he himself would never be
able to make money. It hardly even occurred to him that he might
have talents which could be turned to account. That was what his
schoolmasters had done for him; they had rubbed it into him that he
was a seditious little nuisance and not likely to 'succeed' in
life. He accepted this. Very well, then, he would refuse the
whole business of 'succeeding'; he would make it his especial
purpose NOT to 'succeed'. Better to reign in hell than serve in
heaven; better to serve in hell than serve in heaven, for that
matter. Already, at sixteen, he knew which side he was on. He was
AGAINST the money-god and all his swinish priesthood. He had
declared war on money; but secretly, of course.

It was when he was seventeen that his father died, leaving about
two hundred pounds. Julia had been at work for some years now.
During 1918 and 1919 she had worked in a Government office, and
after that she took a course of cookery and got a job in a nasty,
ladylike little teashop near Earl's Court Underground Station. She
worked a seventy-two hour week and was given her lunch and tea and
twenty-five shillings; out of this she contributed twelve shillings
a week, often more, to the household expenses. Obviously the best
thing to do, now that Mr Comstock was dead, would have been to take
Gordon away from school, find him a job, and let Julia have the two
hundred pounds to set up a teashop of her own. But here the
habitual Comstock folly about money stepped in. Neither Julia nor
her mother would hear of Gordon leaving school. With the strange
idealistic snobbishness of the middle classes, they were willing to
go to the workhouse sooner than let Gordon leave school before the
statutory age of eighteen. The two hundred pounds, or more than
half of it, must be used in completing Gordon's 'education'.
Gordon let them do it. He had declared war on money but that did
not prevent him from being damnably selfish. Of course he dreaded
this business of going to work. What boy wouldn't dread it? Pen-
pushing in some filthy office--God! His uncles and aunts were
already talking dismally about 'getting Gordon settled in life'.
They saw everything in terms of 'good' jobs. Young Smith had got
such a 'good' job in a bank, and young Jones had got such a 'good'
job in an insurance office. It made him sick to hear them. They
seemed to want to see every young man in England nailed down in the
coffin of a 'good' job.

Meanwhile, money had got to be earned. Before her marriage
Gordon's mother had been a music teacher, and even since then she
had taken pupils, sporadically, when the family were in lower water
than usual. She now decided that she would start giving lessons
again. It was fairly easy to get pupils in the suburbs--they were
living in Acton--and with the music fees and Julia's contribution
they could probably 'manage' for the next year or two. But the
state of Mrs Comstock's lungs was now something more than
'delicate'. The doctor who had attended her husband before his
death had put his stethoscope to her chest and looked serious. He
had told her to take care of herself, keep warm, eat nourishing
food, and, above all, avoid fatigue. The fidgeting, tiring job of
giving piano lessons was, of course, the worst possible thing for
her. Gordon knew nothing of this. Julia knew, however. It was a
secret between the two women, carefully kept from Gordon.

A year went by. Gordon spent it rather miserably, more and more
embarrassed by his shabby clothes and lack of pocket-money, which
made girls an object of terror to him. However, the New Age
accepted one of his poems that year. Meanwhile, his mother sat on
comfortless piano stools in draughty drawing-rooms, giving lessons
at two shillings an hour. And then Gordon left school, and fat
interfering Uncle Walter, who had business connexions in a small
way, came forward and said that a friend of a friend of his could
get Gordon ever such a 'good' job in the accounts department of a
red lead firm. It was really a splendid job--a wonderful opening
for a young man. If Gordon buckled to work in the right spirit he
might be a Big Pot one of these days. Gordon's soul squirmed.
Suddenly, as weak people do, he stiffened, and, to the horror of
the whole family, refused even to try for the job.

There were fearful rows, of course. They could not understand him.
It seemed to them a kind of blasphemy to refuse such a 'good' job
when you got the chance of it. He kept reiterating that he didn't
want THAT KIND of job. Then what DID he want? they all demanded.
He wanted to 'write', he told them sullenly. But how could he
possibly make a living by 'writing'? they demanded again. And of
course he couldn't answer. At the back of his mind was the idea
that he could somehow live by writing poetry; but that was too
absurd even to be mentioned. But at any rate, he wasn't going into
business, into the money-world. He would have a job, but not a
'good' job. None of them had the vaguest idea what he meant. His
mother wept, even Julia 'went for' him, and all round him there
were uncles and aunts (he still had six or seven of them left)
feebly volleying and incompetently thundering. And after three
days a dreadful thing happened. In the middle of supper his mother
was seized by a violent fit of coughing, put her hand to her
breast, fell forward, and began bleeding at the mouth.

Gordon was terrified. His mother did not die, as it happened, but
she looked deathly as they carried her upstairs. Gordon rushed for
the doctor. For several days his mother lay at death's door. It
was the draughty drawing-rooms and the trudging to and fro in all
weathers that had done it. Gordon hung helplessly about the house,
a dreadful feeling of guilt mingling with his misery. He did not
exactly know but he half divined, that his mother had killed
herself in order to pay his school fees. After this he could not
go on opposing her any longer. He went to Uncle Walter and told
him that he would take that job in the red lead firm, if they would
give it him. So Uncle Walter spoke to his friend, and the friend
spoke to his friend, and Gordon was sent for and interviewed by an
old gentleman with badly fitting false teeth, and finally was given
a job, on probation. He started on twenty-five bob a week. And
with this firm he remained six years.

They moved away from Acton and took a flat in a desolate red block
of flats somewhere in the Paddington district. Mrs Comstock had
brought her piano, and when she had got some of her strength back
she gave occasional lessons. Gordon's wages were gradually raised,
and the three of them 'managed', more or less. It was Julia and
Mrs Comstock who did most of the 'managing'. Gordon still had a
boy's selfishness about money. At the office he got on not
absolutely badly. It was said of him that he was worth his wages
but wasn't the type that Makes Good. In a way the utter contempt
that he had for his work made things easier for him. He could put
up with this meaningless office-life, because he never for an
instant thought of it as permanent. Somehow, sometime, God knew
how or when, he was going to break free of it. After all, there
was always his 'writing'. Some day, perhaps, he might be able to
make a living of sorts by 'writing'; and you'd feel you were free
of the money-stink if you were a 'writer', would you not? The
types he saw all round him, especially the older men, made him
squirm. That was what it meant to worship the money-god! To
settle down, to Make Good, to sell your soul for a villa and an
aspidistra! To turn into the typical little bowler-hatted sneak--
Strube's 'little man'--the little docile cit who slips home by the
six-fifteen to a supper of cottage pie and stewed tinned pears,
half an hour's listening-in to the B. B. C. Symphony Concert, and
then perhaps a spot of licit sexual intercourse if his wife 'feels
in the mood'! What a fate! No, it isn't like that that one was
meant to live. One's got to get right out of it, out of the money-
stink. It was a kind of plot that he was nursing. He was as
though dedicated to this war against money. But it was still a
secret. The people at the office never suspected him of unorthodox
ideas. They never even found out that he wrote poetry--not that
there was much to find out, for in six years he had less than
twenty poems printed in the magazines. To look at, he was just the
same as any other City clerk--just a soldier in the strap-hanging
army that sways eastward at morning, westward at night in the
carriages of the Underground.

He was twenty-four when his mother died. The family was breaking
up. Only four of the older generation of Comstocks were left now--
Aunt Angela, Aunt Charlotte, Uncle Walter, and another uncle who
died a year later. Gordon and Julia gave up the flat. Gordon took
a furnished room in Doughty Street (he felt vaguely literary,
living in Bloomsbury), and Julia moved to Earl's Court, to be near
the shop. Julia was nearly thirty now, and looked much older. She
was thinner than ever, though healthy enough, and there was grey in
her hair. She still worked twelve hours a day, and in six years
her wages had only risen by ten shillings a week. The horribly
ladylike lady who kept the teashop was a semi-friend as well as an
employer, and thus could sweat and bully Julia to the tune of
'dearest' and 'darling'. Four months after his mother's death
Gordon suddenly walked out of his job. He gave the firm no
reasons. They imagined that he was going to 'better himself', and--
luckily, as it turned out--gave him quite good references. He had
not even thought of looking for another job. He wanted to burn his
boats. From now on he would breathe free air, free of the money-
stink. He had not consciously waited for his mother to die before
doing this; still, it was his mother's death that had nerved him to

Of course there was another and more desolating row in what was
left of the family. They thought Gordon must have gone mad. Over
and over again he tried, quite vainly, to explain to them why he
would not yield himself to the servitude of a 'good' job. 'But
what are you going to live on? What are you going to live on?' was
what they all wailed at him. He refused to think seriously about
it. Of course, he still harboured the notion that he could make a
living of sorts by 'writing'. By this time he had got to know
Ravelston, editor of Antichrist, and Ravelston, besides printing
his poems, managed to get him books to review occasionally. His
literary prospects were not so bleak as they had been six years
ago. But still, it was not the desire to 'write' that was his real
motive. To get out of the money-world--that was what he wanted.
Vaguely he looked forward to some kind of moneyless, anchorite
existence. He had a feeling that if you genuinely despise money
you can keep going somehow, like the birds of the air. He forgot
that the birds of the air don't pay room-rent. The poet starving
in a garret--but starving, somehow, not uncomfortably--that was his
vision of himself.

The next seven months were devastating. They scared him and almost
broke his spirit. He learned what it means to live for weeks on
end on bread and margarine, to try to 'write' when you are half
starved, to pawn your clothes, to sneak trembling up the stairs
when you owe three weeks' rent and your landlady is listening for
you. Moreover, in those seven months he wrote practically nothing.
The first effect of poverty is that it kills thought. He grasped,
as though it were a new discovery, that you do not escape from
money merely by being moneyless. On the contrary, you are the
hopeless slave of money until you have enough of it to live on--a
'competence', as the beastly middle-class phrase goes. Finally he
was turned out of his room, after a vulgar row. He was three days
and four nights in the street. It was bloody. Three mornings, on
the advice of another man he met on the Embankment, he spent in
Billingsgate, helping to shove fish-barrows up the twisty little
hills from Billingsgate into Eastcheap. 'Twopence an up' was what
you got, and the work knocked hell out of your thigh muscles.
There were crowds of people on the same job, and you had to wait
your turn; you were lucky if you made eighteen-pence between four
in the morning and nine. After three days of it Gordon gave up.
What was the use? He was beaten. There was nothing for it but to
go back to his family, borrow some money, and find another job.

But now, of course, there was no job to be had. For months he
lived by cadging on the family. Julia kept him going till the last
penny of her tiny savings was gone. It was abominable. Here was
the outcome of all his fine attitudes! He had renounced ambition,
made war on money, and all it led to was cadging from his sister!
And Julia, he knew, felt his failure far more than she felt the
loss of her savings. She had had such hopes of Gordon. He alone
of all the Comstocks had had it in him to 'succeed'. Even now she
believed that somehow, some day, he was going to retrieve the
family fortunes. He was so 'clever'--surely he could make money if
he tried! For two whole months Gordon stayed with Aunt Angela in
her little house at Highgate--poor, faded, mummified Aunt Angela,
who even for herself had barely enough to eat. All this time he
searched desperately for work. Uncle Walter could not help him.
His influence in the business world, never large, was now
practically nil. At last, however, in a quite unexpected way, the
luck turned. A friend of a friend of Julia's employer's brother
managed to get Gordon a job in the accounts department of the New
Albion Publicity Company.

The New Albion was one of those publicity firms which have sprung
up everywhere since the War--the fungi, as you might say, that
sprout from a decaying capitalism. It was a smallish rising firm
and took every class of publicity it could get. It designed a
certain number of large-scale posters for oatmeal stout, self-
raising flour, and so forth, but its main line was millinery and
cosmetic advertisements in the women's illustrated papers, besides
minor ads in twopenny weeklies, such as Whiterose Pills for Female
Disorders, Your Horoscope Cast by Professor Raratongo, The Seven
Secrets of Venus, New Hope for the Ruptured, Earn Five Pounds a
Week in your Spare Time, and Cyprolax Hair Lotion Banishes all
Unpleasant Intruders. There was a large staff of commercial
artists, of course. It was here that Gordon first made the
acquaintance of Rosemary. She was in the 'studio' and helped to
design fashion plates. It was a long time before he actually spoke
to her. At first he knew her merely as a remote personage, small,
dark, with swift movements, distinctly attractive but rather
intimidating. When they passed one another in the corridors she
eyed him ironically, as though she knew all about him and
considered him a bit of a joke; nevertheless she seemed to look at
him a little oftener than was necessary. He had nothing to do with
her side of the business. He was in the accounts department, a
mere clerk on three quid a week.

The interesting thing about the New Albion was that it was so
completely modern in spirit. There was hardly a soul in the firm
who was not perfectly well aware that publicity--advertising--is
the dirtiest ramp that capitalism has yet produced. In the red
lead firm there had still lingered certain notions of commercial
honour and usefulness. But such things would have been laughed at
in the New Albion. Most of the employees were the hard-boiled,
Americanized, go-getting type to whom nothing in the world is
sacred, except money. They had their cynical code worked out. The
public are swine; advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a
swill-bucket. And yet beneath their cynicism there was the final
naivete, the blind worship of the money-god. Gordon studied them
unobtrusively. As before, he did his work passably well and his
fellow-employees looked down on him. Nothing had changed in his
inner mind. He still despised and repudiated the money-code.
Somehow, sooner or later, he was going to escape from it; even now,
after his first fiasco, he still plotted to escape. He was IN the
money world, but not OF it. As for the types about him, the little
bowler-hatted worms who never turned, and the go-getters, the
American business-college gutter-crawlers, they rather amused him
than not. He liked studying their slavish keep-your-job mentality.
He was the chiel amang them takin' notes.

One day a curious thing happened. Somebody chanced to see a poem
of Gordon's in a magazine, and put it about that they 'had a poet
in the office'. Of course Gordon was laughed at, not ill-
naturedly, by the other clerks. They nicknamed him 'the bard' from
that day forth. But though amused, they were also faintly
contemptuous. It confirmed all their ideas about Gordon. A fellow
who wrote poetry wasn't exactly the type to Make Good. But the
thing had an unexpected sequel. About the time when the clerks
grew tired of chaffing Gordon, Mr Erskine, the managing director,
who had hitherto taken only the minimum notice of him, sent for him
and interviewed him.

Mr Erskine was a large, slow-moving man with a broad, healthy,
expressionless face. From his appearance and the slowness of his
speech you would have guessed with confidence that he had something
to do with either agriculture or cattle-breeding. His wits were as
slow as his movements, and he was the kind of man who never hears
of anything until everybody else has stopped talking about it. How
such a man came to be in charge of an advertising agency, only the
strange gods of capitalism know. But he was quite a likeable
person. He had not that sniffish, buttoned-up spirit that usually
goes with an ability to make money. And in a way his fat-
wittedness stood him in good stead. Being insensible to popular
prejudice, he could assess people on their merits; consequently, he
was rather good at choosing talented employees. The news that
Gordon had written poems, so far from shocking him, vaguely
impressed him. They wanted literary talents in the New Albion.
Having sent for Gordon, he studied him in a somnolent, sidelong way
and asked him a number of inconclusive questions. He never
listened to Gordon's answers, but punctuated his questions with a
noise that sounded like 'Hm, hm, hm.' Wrote poetry, did he? Oh
yes? Hm. And had it printed in the papers? Hm, hm. Suppose they
paid you for that kind of thing? Not much, eh? No, suppose not.
Hm, hm. Poetry? Hm. A bit difficult, that must be. Getting the
lines the same length, and all that. Hm, hm. Write anything else?
Stories, and so forth? Hm. Oh yes? Very interesting. Hm!

Then, without further questions, he promoted Gordon to a special
post as secretary--in effect, apprentice--to Mr Clew, the New
Albion's head copywriter. Like every other advertising agency, the
New Albion was constantly in search of copywriters with a touch of
imagination. It is a curious fact, but it is much easier to find
competent draughtsmen than to find people who can think of slogans
like 'Q. T. Sauce keeps Hubby Smiling' and 'Kiddies clamour for
their Breakfast Crisps'. Gordon's wages were not raised for the
moment, but the firm had their eye on him. With luck he might be a
full-fledged copywriter in a year's time. It was an unmistakable
chance to Make Good.

For six months he was working with Mr Clew. Mr Clew was a harassed
man of about forty, with wiry hair into which he often plunged his
fingers. He worked in a stuffy little office whose walls were
entirely papered with his past triumphs in the form of posters. He
took Gordon under his wing in a friendly way, showed him the ropes,
and was even ready to listen to his suggestions. At that time they
were working on a line of magazine ads for April Dew, the great new
deodorant which the Queen of Sheba Toilet Requisites Co. (this was
Flaxman's firm, curiously enough) were putting on the market.
Gordon started on the job with secret loathing. But now there was
a quite unexpected development. It was that Gordon showed, almost
from the start, a remarkable talent for copywriting. He could
compose an ad as though he had been born to it. The vivid phrase
that sticks and rankles, the neat little para. that packs a world
of lies into a hundred words--they came to him almost unsought. He
had always had a gift for words, but this was the first time he had
used it successfully. Mr Clew thought him very promising. Gordon
watched his own development, first with surprise, then with
amusement, and finally with a kind of horror. THIS, then, was what
he was coming to! Writing lies to tickle the money out of fools'
pockets! There was a beastly irony, too, in the fact that he, who
wanted to be a 'writer', should score his sole success in writing
ads for deodorants. However, that was less unusual than he
imagined. Most copywriters, they say, are novelists manques; or is
it the other way about?

The Queen of Sheba were very pleased with their ads. Mr Erskine
also was pleased. Gordon's wages were raised by ten shillings a
week. And it was now that Gordon grew frightened. Money was
getting him after all. He was sliding down, down, into the money-
sty. A little more and he would be stuck in it for life. It is
queer how these things happen. You set your face against success,
you swear never to Make Good--you honestly believe that you
couldn't Make Good even if you wanted to; and then something
happens along, some mere chance, and you find yourself Making Good
almost automatically. He saw that now or never was the time to
escape. He had got to get out of it--out of the money-world,
irrevocably, before he was too far involved.

But this time he wasn't going to be starved into submission. He
went to Ravelston and asked his help. He told him that he wanted
some kind of job; not a 'good' job, but a job that would keep his
body without wholly buying his soul. Ravelston understood
perfectly. The distinction between a job and a 'good' job did not
have to be explained to him; nor did he point out to Gordon the
folly of what he was doing. That was the great thing about
Ravelston. He could always see another person's point of view. It
was having money that did it, no doubt; for the rich can afford to
be intelligent. Moreover, being rich himself, he could find jobs
for other people. After only a fortnight he told Gordon of
something that might suit him. A Mr McKechnie, a rather
dilapidated second-hand bookseller with whom Ravelston dealt
occasionally, was looking for an assistant. He did not want a
trained assistant who would expect full wages; he wanted somebody
who looked like a gentleman and could talk about books--somebody to
impress the more bookish customers. It was the very reverse of a
'good' job. The hours were long, the pay was wretched--two pounds
a week--and there was no chance of advancement. It was a blind-
alley job. And, of course, a blind-alley job was the very thing
Gordon was looking for. He went and saw Mr McKechnie, a sleepy,
benign old Scotchman with a red nose and a white beard stained by
snuff, and was taken on without demur. At this time, too, his
volume of poems, Mice, was going to press. The seventh publisher
to whom he had sent it had accepted it. Gordon did not know that
this was Ravelston's doing. Ravelston was a personal friend of the
publisher. He was always arranging this kind of thing, stealthily,
for obscure poets. Gordon thought the future was opening before
him. He was a made man--or, by Smilesian, aspidistral standards,

He gave a month's notice at the office. It was a painful business
altogether. Julia, of course, was more distressed than ever at
this second abandonment of a 'good' job. By this time Gordon had
got to know Rosemary. She did not try to prevent him from throwing
up his job. It was against her code to interfere--'You've got to
live your own life,' was always her attitude. But she did not in
the least understand why he was doing it. The thing that most
upset him, curiously enough, was his interview with Mr Erskine. Mr
Erskine was genuinely kind. He did not want Gordon to leave the
firm, and said so frankly. With a sort of elephantine politeness
he refrained from calling Gordon a young fool. He did, however,
ask him why he was leaving. Somehow, Gordon could not bring
himself to avoid answering or to say--the only thing Mr Erskine
would have understood--that he was going after a better-paid job.
He blurted out shamefacedly that he 'didn't think business suited
him' and that he 'wanted to go in for writing'. Mr Erskine was
noncommittal. Writing, eh? Hm. Much money in that sort of thing
nowadays? Not much, eh? Hm. No, suppose not. Hm. Gordon,
feeling and looking ridiculous, mumbled that he had 'got a book
just coming out'. A book of poems, he added with difficulty in
pronouncing the word. Mr Erskine regarded him sidelong before

'Poetry, eh? Hm. Poetry? Make a living out of that sort of
thing, do you think?'

'Well--not a living, exactly. But it would help.'

'Hm--well! You know best, I expect. If you want a job any time,
come back to us. I dare say we could find room for you. We can do
with your sort here. Don't forget.'

Gordon left with a hateful feeling of having behaved perversely and
ungratefully. But he had got to do it; he had got to get out of
the money-world. It was queer. All over England young men were
eating their hearts out for lack of jobs, and here was he, Gordon,
to whom the very word 'job' was faintly nauseous, having jobs
thrust unwanted upon him. It was an example of the fact that you
can get anything in this world if you genuinely don't want it.
Moreover, Mr Erskine's words stuck in his mind. Probably he had
meant what he said. Probably there WOULD be a job waiting for
Gordon if he chose to go back. So his boats were only half burned.
The New Albion was a doom before him as well as behind.

But how happy had he been, just at first, in Mr McKechnie's
bookshop! For a little while--a very little while--he had the
illusion of being really out of the money-world. Of course the
book-trade was a swindle, like all other trades; but how different
a swindle! Here was no hustling and Making Good, no gutter-
crawling. No go-getter could put up for ten minutes with the
stagnant air of the book-trade. As for the work, it was very
simple. It was mainly a question of being in the shop ten hours a
day. Mr McKechnie wasn't a bad old stick. He was a Scotchman, of
course, but Scottish is as Scottish does. At any rate he was
reasonably free from avarice--his most distinctive trait seemed to
be laziness. He was also a teetotaller and belonged to some
Nonconformist sect or other, but this did not affect Gordon.
Gordon had been at the shop about a month when Mice was published.
No less than thirteen papers reviewed it! And The Times Lit. Supp.
said that it showed 'exceptional promise'. It was not till months
later that he realized what a hopeless failure Mice had really

And it was only now, when he was down to two quid a week and had
practically cut himself off from the prospect of earning more, that
he grasped the real nature of the battle he was fighting. The
devil of it is that the glow of renunciation never lasts. Life on
two quid a week ceases to be a heroic gesture and becomes a dingy
habit. Failure is as great a swindle as success. He had thrown up
his 'good' job and renounced 'good' jobs for ever. Well, that was
necessary. He did not want to go back on it. But it was no use
pretending that because his poverty was self-imposed he had escaped
the ills that poverty drags in its train. It was not a question of
hardship. You don't suffer real physical hardship on two quid a
week, and if you did it wouldn't matter. It is in the brain and
the soul that lack of money damages you. Mental deadness,
spiritual squalor--they seem to descend upon you inescapably when
your income drops below a certain point. Faith, hope, money--only
a saint could have the first two without having the third.

He was growing more mature. Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-
nine. He had reached the age when the future ceases to be a rosy
blur and becomes actual and menacing. The spectacle of his
surviving relatives depressed him more and more. As he grew older
he felt himself more akin to them. That was the way he was going!
A few years more, and he would be like that, just like that! He
felt this even with Julia, whom he saw oftener than his uncle and
aunt. In spite of various resolves never to do it again, he still
borrowed money off Julia periodically. Julia's hair was greying
fast; there was a deep line scored down each of her thin red
cheeks. She had settled her life into a routine in which she was
not unhappy. There was her work at the shop, her 'sewing' at
nights in her Earl's Court bed-sitting-room (second floor, back,
nine bob a week unfurnished), her occasional forgatherings with
spinster friends as lonely as herself. It was the typical
submerged life of the penniless unmarried woman; she accepted it,
hardly realizing that her destiny could ever have been different.
Yet in her way she suffered, more for Gordon than for herself. The
gradual decay of the family, the way they had died off and died off
and left nothing behind, was a sort of tragedy in her mind. Money,
money! 'None of us ever seems to make any money!' was her
perpetual lament. And of them all, Gordon alone had had the chance
to make money; and Gordon had chosen not to. He was sinking
effortless into the same rut of poverty as the others. After the
first row was over, she was too decent to 'go for' him again
because he had thrown up his job at the New Albion. But his
motives were quite meaningless to her. In her wordless feminine
way she knew that the sin against money is the ultimate sin.

And as for Aunt Angela and Uncle Walter--oh dear, oh dear! What a
couple! It made Gordon feel ten years older every time he looked
at them.

Uncle Walter, for example. Uncle Walter was very depressing. He
was sixty-seven, and what with his various 'agencies' and the
dwindling remnants of his patrimony his income might have been
nearly three pounds a week. He had a tiny little cabin of an
office off Cursitor Street, and he lived in a very cheap boarding-
house in Holland Park. That was quite according to precedent; all
the Comstock men drifted naturally into boarding-houses. When you
looked at poor old uncle, with his large tremulous belly, his
bronchitic voice, his broad, pale, timidly pompous face, rather
like Sargent' s portrait of Henry James, his entirely hairless
head, his pale, pouchy eyes, and his ever-drooping moustache, to
which he tried vainly to give an upward twirl--when you looked at
him, you found it totally impossible to believe that he had ever
been young. Was it conceivable that such a being had ever felt
life tingle in his veins? Had he ever climbed a tree, taken a
header off a springboard, or been in love? Had he ever had a brain
in working order? Even back in the early nineties, when he was
arithmetically young, had he ever made any kind of stab at life? A
few furtive half-hearted frolics, perhaps. A few whiskies in dull
bars, a visit or two to the Empire promenade, a little whoring on
the Q. T.; the sort of dingy, drabby fornications that you can
imagine happening between Egyptian mummies after the museum is
closed for the night. And after that the long, long quiet years of
business failure, loneliness, and stagnation in godless boarding-

And yet uncle in his old age was probably not unhappy. He had one
hobby of never-failing interest, and that was his diseases. He
suffered, by his own account, from every disease in the medical
dictionary, and was never weary of talking about them. Indeed, it
seemed to Gordon that none of the people in his uncle's boarding-
house--he had been there occasionally--ever did talk about anything
except their diseases. All over the darkish drawing-room, ageing,
discoloured people sat about in couples, discussing symptoms.
Their conversation was like the dripping of stalactite to
stalagmite. Drip, drip. 'How is your lumbago?' says stalactite to
stalagmite. 'I find my Kruschen Salts are doing me good,' says
stalagmite to stalactite. Drip, drip, drip.

And then there was Aunt Angela, aged sixty-nine. Gordon tried not
even to think of Aunt Angela oftener than he could help.

Poor, dear, good, kind, depressing Aunt Angela!

Poor, shrivelled, parchment-yellow, skin-and-bone Aunt Angela!
There in her miserable little semi-detached house in Highgate--
Briarbrae, its name was--there in her palace in the northern
mountains, there dwelleth she, Angela the Ever-virgin, of whom no
man either living or among the shades can say truly that upon her
lips he hath pressed the dear caresses of a lover. All alone she
dwelleth, and all day long she fareth to and fro, and in her hand
is the feather-mop fashioned from the tail feathers of the
contumacious turkey, and with it she polisheth the dark-leaved
aspidistras and flicketh the hated dust from the resplendent never-
to-be-used Crown Derby china tea-service. And ever and anon she
comforteth her dear heart with draughts of the dark brown tea, both
Flowery Orange and Pekoe Points, which the small-bearded sons of
Coromandel have ferried to her across the wine-dark sea. Poor,
dear, good, kind, but on the whole unloveable Aunt Angela! Her
annuity was ninety-eight pounds a year (thirty-eight bob a week,
but she retained a middle-class habit of thinking of her income as
a yearly and not weekly thing), and out of that, twelve and
sixpence a week went on house rates. She would probably have
starved occasionally if Julia had not smuggled her packets of cakes
and bread and butter from the shop--always, of course, presented as
'Just a few little things that it seemed a pity to throw away',
with the solemn pretence that Aunt Angela didn't really need them.

Yet she too had her pleasures, poor old aunty. She had become a
great novel-reader in her old age, the public library being only
ten minutes' walk from Briarbrae. During his lifetime, on some
whim or other, Gran'pa Comstock had forbidden his daughters to read
novels. Consequently, having only begun to read novels in 1902,
Aunt Angela was always a couple of decades behind the current mode
in fiction. But she plodded along in the rear, faint yet pursuing.
In the nineteen-hundreds she was still reading Rhoda Broughton and
Mrs Henry Wood. In the War years she discovered Hall Caine and Mrs
Humphry Ward. In the nineteen-twenties she was reading Silas
Hocking and H. Seton Merriman, and by the nineteen-thirties she had
almost, but not quite, caught up with W. B. Maxwell and William J.
Locke. Further she would never get. As for the post-War
novelists, she had heard of them afar off, with their immorality
and their blasphemies and their devastating 'cleverness'. But she
would never live to read them. Walpole we know, and Hichens we
read, but Hemingway, who are you?

Well, this was 1934, and that was what was left of the Comstock
family. Uncle Walter, with his 'agencies' and his diseases. Aunt
Angela, dusting the Crown Derby china tea-service in Briarbrae.
Aunt Charlotte, still preserving a vague vegetable existence in the
Mental Home. Julia, working a seventy-two-hour week and doing her
'sewing' at nights by the tiny gas-fire in her bedsitting-room.
Gordon, nearly thirty, earning two quid a week in a fool's job, and
struggling, as the sole demonstrable object of his existence, with
a dreadful book that never got any further.

Possibly there were some other, more distantly related Comstocks,
for Gran'pa Comstock had been one of a family of twelve. But if
any survived they had grown rich and lost touch with their poor
relations; for money is thicker than blood. As for Gordon's branch
of the family, the combined income of the five of them, allowing
for the lump sum that had been paid down when Aunt Charlotte
entered the Mental Home, might have been six hundred a year. Their
combined ages were two hundred and sixty-three years. None of them
had ever been out of England, fought in a war, been in prison,
ridden a horse, travelled in an aeroplane, got married, or given
birth to a child. There seemed no reason why they should not
continue in the same style until they died. Year in, year out,
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED in the Comstock family.


Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare.

As a matter of fact, though, there was not a breath of wind that
afternoon. It was almost as mild as spring. Gordon repeated to
himself the poem he had begun yesterday, in a cadenced whisper,
simply for the pleasure of the sound of it. He was pleased with
the poem at this moment. It was a good poem--or would be when it
was finished, anyway. He had forgotten that last night it had
almost made him sick.

The plane trees brooded motionless, dimmed by faint wreaths of
mist. A tram boomed in the valley far below. Gordon walked up
Malkin Hill, rustling instep-deep through the dry, drifted leaves.
All down the pavement they were strewn, crinkly and golden, like
the rustling flakes of some American breakfast cereal; as though
the queen of Brobdingnag had upset her packet of Truweet Breakfast
Crisps down the hillside.

Jolly, the windless winter days! Best time of all the year--or so
Gordon thought at this moment. He was as happy as you can be when
you haven't smoked all day and have only three-halfpence and a Joey
in the world. This was Thursday, early-closing day and Gordon's
afternoon off. He was going to the house of Paul Doring, the
critic, who lived in Coleridge Grove and gave literary tea-parties.

It had taken him an hour or more to get himself ready. Social life
is so complicated when your income is two quid a week. He had had
a painful shave in cold water immediately after dinner. He had put
on his best suit--three years old but just passable when he
remembered to press the trousers under his mattress. He had turned
his collar inside out and tied his tie so that the torn place
didn't show. With the point of a match he had scraped enough
blacking from the tin to polish his shoes. He had even borrowed a
needle from Lorenheim and darned his socks--a tedious job, but
better than inking the places where your ankle shows through. Also
he had procured an empty Gold Flake packet and put into it a single
cigarette extracted from the penny-in-the-slot-machine. That was
just for the look of the thing. You can't, of course, go to other
people's houses with NO cigarettes. But if you have even one it's
all right, because when people see one cigarette in a packet they
assume that the packet has been full. It is fairly easy to pass
the thing off as an accident.

'Have a cigarette?' you say casually to someone.


You push the packet open and then register surprise. 'Hell! I'm
down to my last. And I could have sworn I had a full packet.'

'Oh, I won't take your last. Have one of MINE,' says the other.


And after that, of course, your host and hostess press cigarettes
upon you. But you must have ONE cigarette, just for honour's sake.

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. He would finish that poem
presently. He could finish it whenever he chose. It was queer,
how the mere prospect of going to a literary tea-party bucked him
up. When your income is two quid a week you at least aren't jaded
by too much human contact. Even to see the inside of somebody
else's house is a kind of treat. A padded armchair under your bum,
and tea and cigarettes and the smell of women--you learn to
appreciate such things when you are starved of them. In practice,
though, Doring's parties never in the least resembled what Gordon
looked forward to. Those wonderful, witty, erudite conversations
that he imagined beforehand--they never happened or began to
happen. Indeed there was never anything that could properly be
called conversation at all; only the stupid clacking that goes on
at parties everywhere, in Hampstead or Hong Kong. No one really
worth meeting ever came to Doring's parties. Doring was such a
very mangy lion himself that his followers were hardly even worthy
to be called jackals. Quite half of them were those hen-witted
middle-aged women who have lately escaped from good Christian homes
and are trying to be literary. The star exhibits were troops of
bright young things who dropped in for half an hour, formed circles
of their own, and talked sniggeringly about the other bright young
things to whom they referred by nicknames. For the most part
Gordon found himself hanging about on the edges of conversations.
Doring was kind in a slapdash way and introduced him to everybody
as 'Gordon Comstock--YOU know; the poet. He wrote that dashed
clever book of poems called Mice. YOU know.' But Gordon had never
yet encountered anybody who DID know. The bright young things
summed him up at a glance and ignored him. He was thirtyish, moth-
eaten, and obviously penniless. And yet, in spite of the
invariable disappointment, how eagerly he looked forward to those
literary tea-parties! They were a break in his loneliness, anyway.
That is the devilish thing about poverty, the ever-recurrent thing--
loneliness. Day after day with never an intelligent person to
talk to; night after night back to your godless room, always alone.
Perhaps it sounds rather fun if you are rich and sought-after; but
how different it is when you do it from necessity!

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. A stream of cars hummed
easily up the hill. Gordon eyed them without envy. Who wants a
car, anyway? The pink doll-faces of upper-class women gazed at him
through the car window. Bloody nit-witted lapdogs. Pampered
bitches dozing on their chains. Better the lone wolf than the
cringing dogs. He thought of the Tube stations at early morning.
The black hordes of clerks scurrying underground like ants into a
hole; swarms of little ant-like men, each with dispatch-case in
right hand, newspaper in left hand, and the fear of the sack like a
maggot in his heart. How it eats at them, that secret fear!
Especially on winter days, when they hear the menace of the wind.
Winter, the sack, the workhouse, the Embankment benches! Ah!

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare,
And the dark ribbons of the chimneys
Veer downward; flicked by whips of air,
Torn posters flutter; Coldly sound
The boom of trains and the rattle of hooves,
And the clerks who hurry to the station
Look, shuddering, over the eastern rooves,

What do they think? Winter's coming. Is my job safe? The sack
means the workhouse. Circumcise ye your foreskins, saith the Lord.
Suck the blacking off the boss's boots. Yes!

Thinking each one, 'Here comes the winter!
Please God I keep my job this year!'
And bleakly, as the cold strikes through
Their entrails like an icy spear,
They think--

'Think' again. No matter. What do they think? Money, money!
Rent, rates, taxes, school bills, season tickets, boots for the
children. And the life insurance policy and the skivvy's wages.
And, my God, suppose the wife gets in the family way again! And
did I laugh loud enough when the boss made that joke yesterday?
And the next instalment on the vacuum cleaner.

Neatly, taking a pleasure in his neatness, with the sensation of
dropping piece after piece of a jigsaw puzzle into place, he
fashioned another stanza:

They think of rent, rates, season tickets,
Insurance, coal, the skivvy's wages,
Boots, school bills, and the next instalment
Upon the two twin beds from Drage's.

Not bad, not bad at all. Finish it presently. Four or five more
stanzas. Ravelston would print it.

A starling sat in the naked boughs of a plane tree, crooning self-
pitifully as starlings do on warm winter days when they believe
spring is in the air. At the foot of the tree a huge sandy cat sat
motionless, mouth open, gazing upwards with rapt desire, plainly
expecting that the starling would drop into its mouth. Gordon
repeated to himself the four finished stanzas of his poem. It was
GOOD. Why had he thought last night that it was mechanical, weak,
and empty? He was a poet. He walked more upright, arrogantly
almost, with the pride of a poet. Gordon Comstock, author of Mice.
'Of exceptional promise,' The Times Lit. Supp. had said. Author
also of London Pleasures. For that too would be finished quite
soon. He knew now that he could finish it when he chose. Why had
he ever despaired of it? Three months it might take; soon enough
to come out in the summer. In his mind's eye he saw the 'slim'
white buckram shape of London Pleasures; the excellent paper, the
wide margins, the good Caslon type, the refined dust-jacket, and
the reviews in all the best papers. 'An outstanding achievement'--
The Times Lit. Supp. 'A welcome relief from the Sitwell school'--

Coleridge Grove was a damp, shadowy, secluded road, a blind alley
and therefore void of traffic. Literary associations of the wrong
kind (Coleridge was rumoured to have lived there for six weeks in
the summer of 1821) hung heavy upon it. You could not look at its
antique decaying houses, standing back from the road in dank
gardens under heavy trees, without feeling an atmosphere of
outmoded 'culture' envelop you. In some of those houses,
undoubtedly, Browning Societies still flourished, and ladies in art
serge sat at the feet of extinct poets talking about Swinburne and
Walter Pater. In spring the gardens were sprinkled with purple and
yellow crocuses, and later with harebells, springing up in little
Wendy rings among the anaemic grass; and even the trees, it seemed
to Gordon, played up to their environment and twisted themselves
into whimsy Rackhamesque attitudes. It was queer that a prosperous
hack critic like Paul Doring should live in such a place. For
Doring was an astonishingly bad critic. He reviewed novels for the
Sunday Post and discovered the great English novel with Walpolean
regularity once a fortnight. You would have expected him to live
in a flat on Hyde Park Corner. Perhaps it was a kind of penance
that he had imposed upon himself, as though by living in the
refined discomfort of Coleridge Grove he propitiated the injured
gods of literature.

Gordon came round the corner, turning over in his mind a line from
London Pleasures. And then suddenly he stopped short. There was
something wrong about the look of the Dorings' gate. What was it?
Ah, of course! There were no cars waiting outside.

He paused, walked on a step or two, and stopped again, like a dog
that smells danger. It was all wrong. There OUGHT to be some
cars. There were always quite a lot of people at the Dorings'
parties, and half of them came in cars. Why had nobody else
arrived? Could he be too early? But no! They had said half past
three and it was at least twenty to four.

He hastened towards the gate. Already he felt practically sure
that the party HAD been put off. A chill like the shadow of a
cloud had fallen across him. Suppose the Dorings weren't at home!
Suppose the party had been put off! And this thought, though it
dismayed him, did not strike him as in the least improbable. It
was his special bugbear, the especial childish dread he carried
about with him, to be invited to people's houses and then find them
not at home. Even when there was no doubt about the invitation he
always half expected that there would be some hitch or other. He
was never quite certain of his welcome. He took it for granted
that people would snub him and forget about him. Why not, indeed?
He had no money. When you have no money your life is one long
series of snubs.

He swung the iron gate open. It creaked with a lonely sound. The
dank mossy path was bordered with chunks of some Rackhamesque
pinkish stone. Gordon inspected the house-front narrowly. He was
so used to this kind of thing. He had developed a sort of Sherlock
Holmes technique for finding out whether a house was inhabited or
not. Ah! Not much doubt about it this time. The house had a
deserted look. No smoke coming from the chimneys, no windows
lighted. It must be getting darkish indoors--surely they would
have lighted the lamps? And there was not a single footmark on the
steps; that settled it. Nevertheless with a sort of desperate hope
he tugged at the bell. An old-fashioned wire bell, of course. In
Coleridge Grove it would have been considered low and unliterary to
have an electric bell.

Clang, clang, clang! went the bell.

Gordon's last hope vanished. No mistaking the hollow clangour of a
bell echoing through an empty house. He seized the handle again
and gave it a wrench that almost broke the wire. A frightful,
clamorous peal answered him. But it was useless, quite useless.
Not a foot stirred within. Even the servants were out. At this
moment he became aware of a lace cap, some dark hair, and a pair of
youthful eyes regarding him furtively from the basement of the
house next door. It was a servant-girl who had come out to see
what all the noise was about. She caught his eye and gazed into
the middle distance. He looked a fool and knew it. One always
does look a fool when one rings the bell of an empty house. And
suddenly it came to him that that girl knew all about him--knew
that the party had been put off and that everyone except Gordon had
been told of it--knew that it was because he had no money that he
wasn't worth the trouble of telling. SHE knew. Servants always

He turned and made for the gate. Under the servant's eye he had to
stroll casually away, as though this were a small disappointment
that scarcely mattered. But he was trembling so with anger that it
was difficult to control his movements. The sods! The bloody
sods! To have played a trick like that on him! To have invited
him, and then changed the day and not even bothered to tell him!
There might be other explanations--he just refused to think of
them. The sods, the bloody sods! His eye fell upon one of the
Rackhamesque chunks of stone. How he'd love to pick that thing up
and bash it through the window! He grasped the rusty gate-bar so
hard that he hurt his hand and almost tore it. The physical pain
did him good. It counteracted the agony at his heart. It was not
merely that he had been cheated of an evening spent in human
company, though that was much. It was the feeling of helplessness,
of insignificance, of being set aside, ignored--a creature not
worth worrying about. They'd changed the day and hadn't even
bothered to tell him. Told everybody else, but not him. That's
how people treat you when you've no money! Just wantonly, cold-
bloodedly insult you. It was likely enough, indeed, that the
Dorings' had honestly forgotten, meaning no harm; it was even
possible that he himself had mistaken the date. But no! He
wouldn't think of it. The Dorings' had done it on purpose. Of
COURSE they had done it on purpose! Just hadn't troubled to tell
him, because he had no money and consequently didn't matter. The

He walked rapidly away. There was a sharp pain in his breast.
Human contact, human voices! But what was the good of wishing?
He'd have to spend the evening alone, as usual. His friends were
so few and lived so far away. Rosemary would still be at work;
besides, she lived at the back of beyond, in West Kensington, in a
women's hostel guarded by female dragons. Ravelston lived nearer,
in the Regent's Park district. But Ravelston was a rich man and
had many engagements; the chances were always against his being at
home. Gordon could not even ring him up, because he hadn't the
necessary two pennies; only three halfpence and the Joey. Besides,
how could he go and see Ravelston when he had no money? Ravelston
would be sure to say 'Let's go to a pub,' or something! He
couldn't let Ravelston pay for his drinks. His friendship with
Ravelston was only possible on the understanding that he paid his
share of everything.

He took out his single cigarette and lighted it. It gave him no
pleasure to smoke, walking fast; it was a mere reckless gesture.
He did not take much notice of where he was going. All he wanted
was to tire himself, to walk and walk till the stupid physical
fatigue had obliterated the Dorings' snub. He moved roughly
southward--through the wastes of Camden Town, down Tottenham Court
Road. It had been dark for some time now. He crossed Oxford
Street, threaded through Covent Garden, found himself in the
Strand, and crossed the river by Waterloo Bridge. With night the
cold had descended. As he walked his anger grew less violent, but
his mood could not fundamentally improve. There was a thought that
kept haunting him--a thought from which he fled, but which was not
to be escaped. It was the thought of his poems. His empty, silly,
futile poems! How could he ever have believed in them? To think
that actually he had imagined, so short a time ago, that even
London Pleasures might one day come to something! It made him sick
to think of his poems now. It was like remembering last night's
debauch. He knew in his bones that he was no good and his poems
were no good. London Pleasures would never be finished. If he
lived to be a thousand he would never write a line worth reading.
Over and over, in self-hatred, he repeated those four stanzas of
the poem he had been making up. Christ, what tripe! Rhyme to
rhyme--tinkle, tinkle, tinkle! Hollow as an empty biscuit tin.
THAT was the kind of muck he had wasted his life on.

He had walked a long way, five or seven miles perhaps. His feet
were hot and swollen from the pavements. He was somewhere in
Lambeth, in a slummy quarter where the narrow, puddled street
plunged into blackness at fifty yards' distance. The few lamps,
mist-ringed, hung like isolated stars, illumining nothing save
themselves. He was getting devilishly hungry. The coffee-shops
tempted him with their steamy windows and their chalked signs:
'Good Cup of Tea, 2d. No Urns Used.' But it was no use, he
couldn't spend his Joey. He went under some echoing railway arches
and up the alley on to Hungerford Bridge. On the miry water, lit
by the glare of skysigns, the muck of East London was racing
inland. Corks, lemons, barrel-staves, a dead dog, hunks of bread.
Gordon walked along the Embankment to Westminster. The wind made
the plane trees rattle. Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. He
winced. That tripe again! Even now, though it was December, a few
poor draggled old wrecks were settling down on the benches, tucking
themselves up in sort of parcels of newspaper. Gordon looked at
them callously. On the bum, they called it. He would come to it
himself some day. Better so, perhaps? He never felt any pity for
the genuine poor. It is the black-coated poor, the middle-middle
class, who need pitying.

He walked up to Trafalgar Square. Hours and hours to kill. The
National Gallery? Ah, shut long ago, of course. It would be. It
was a quarter past seven. Three, four, five hours before he could
sleep. He walked seven times round the square, slowly. Four times
clockwise, three times widdershins. His feet were sore and most of
the benches were empty, but he would not sit down. If he halted
for an instant the longing for tobacco would come upon him. In the
Charing Cross Road the teashops called like sirens. Once the glass
door of a Lyons swung open, letting out a wave of hot cake-scented
air. It almost overcame him. After all, why NOT go in? You could
sit there for nearly an hour. A cup of tea twopence, two buns a
penny each. He had fourpence halfpenny, counting the Joey. But
no! That bloody Joey! The girl at the cash desk would titter. In
a vivid vision he saw the girl at the cash desk, as she handled his
threepenny-bit, grin sidelong at the girl behind the cake-counter.
They'd KNOW it was your last threepence. No use. Shove on. Keep

In the deadly glare of the Neon lights the pavements were densely
crowded. Gordon threaded his way, a small shabby figure, with pale
face and unkempt hair. The crowd slid past him; he avoided and was
avoided. There is something horrible about London at night; the
coldness, the anonymity, the aloofness. Seven million people,
sliding to and fro, avoiding contact, barely aware of one another's
existence, like fish in an aquarium tank. The street swarmed with
pretty girls. By scores they streamed past him, their faces
averted or unseeing; cold nymph-creatures, dreading the eyes of the
male. It was queer how many of them seemed to be alone, or with
another girl. Far more women alone than women with men, he noted.
That too was money. How many girls alive wouldn't be manless
sooner than take a man who's moneyless?

The pubs were open, oozing sour whiffs of beer. People were
trickling by ones and twos into the picture-houses. Gordon halted
outside a great garish picture-house, under the weary eye of the
commissionaire, to examine the photographs. Greta Garbo in The
Painted Veil. He yearned to go inside, not for Greta's sake, but
just for the warmth and the softness of the velvet seat. He hated
the pictures, of course, seldom went there even when he could
afford it. Why encourage the art that is destined to replace
literature? But still, there is a kind of soggy attraction about
it. To sit on the padded seat in the warm smoke-scented darkness,
letting the flickering drivel on the screen gradually overwhelm
you--feeling the waves of its silliness lap you round till you seem
to drown, intoxicated, in a viscous sea--after all, it's the kind
of drug we need. The right drug for friendless people. As he
approached the Palace Theatre a tart on sentry-go under the porch
marked him down, stepped forward, and stood in his path. A short,
stocky Italian girl, very young, with big black eyes. She looked
agreeable, and, what tarts so seldom are, merry. For a moment he
checked his step, even allowing himself to catch her eye. She
looked up at him, ready to break out into a broad-lipped smile.
Why not stop and talk to her? She looked as though she might
understand him. But no! No money! He looked away and side-
stepped her with the cold haste of a man whom poverty makes
virtuous. How furious she'd be if he stopped and then she found he
had no money! He pressed on. Even to talk costs money.

Up Tottenham Court Road and Camden Road it was a dreary drudge. He
walked slower, dragging his feet a little. He had done ten miles
over pavements. More girls streamed past, unseeing. Girls alone,
girls with youths, girls with other girls, girls alone. Their
cruel youthful eyes went over him and through him as though he had
not existed. He was too tired to resent it. His shoulders
surrendered to their weariness; he slouched, not trying any longer
to preserve his upright carriage and his you-be-damned air. They
flee from me that someone did me seek. How could you blame them?
He was thirty, moth-eaten, and without charm. Why should any girl
ever look at him again?

He reflected that he must go home at once if he wanted any food--
for Ma Wisbeach refused to serve meals after nine o'clock. But the
thought of his cold womanless bedroom sickened him. To climb the
stairs, light the gas, flop down at the table with hours to kill
and nothing to do, nothing to read, nothing to smoke--no, NOT
endurable. In Camden Town the pubs were full and noisy, though
this was only Thursday. Three women, red-armed, squat as the beer
mugs in their hands, stood outside a pub door, talking. From
within came hoarse voices, fag-smoke, the fume of beer. Gordon
thought of the Crichton Arms. Flaxman might be there. Why not
risk it? A half of bitter, threepence halfpenny. He had fourpence
halfpenny counting the Joey. After all, a Joey IS legal tender.

He felt dreadfully thirsty already. It had been a mistake to let
himself think of beer. As he approached the Crichton, he heard
voices singing. The great garish pub seemed to be more brightly
lighted than usual. There was a concert of something going on
inside. Twenty ripe male voices were chanting in unison:

'Fo--or REE'S a jorrigoo' fellow,
For REE'S a jorrigoo' fellow,
For REE'S a jorrigoo' fe--ELL--OW--
And toori oori us!'

At least, that was what it sounded like. Gordon drew nearer,
pierced by a ravishing thirst. The voices were so soggy, so
infinitely beery. When you heard them you saw the scarlet faces of
prosperous plumbers. There was a private room behind the bar where
the Buffaloes held their secret conclaves. Doubtless it was they
who were singing. They were giving some kind of commemorative
booze to their president, secretary, Grand Herbivore, or whatever
he is called. Gordon hesitated outside the Saloon bar. Better to
go to the public bar, perhaps. Draught beer in the public, bottled
beer in the saloon. He went round to the other side of the pub.
The beer-choked voices followed him:

'With a toori oori ay.
An' a toori oori ay!

'Fo--or REE'S a jorrigoo' fellow,
For REE'S a jorrigoo' fellow--'

He felt quite faint for a moment. But it was fatigue and hunger as
well as thirst. He could picture the cosy room where those
Buffaloes were singing; the roaring fire, the big shiny table, the
bovine photographs on the wall. Could picture also, as the singing
ceased, twenty scarlet faces disappearing into pots of beer. He
put his hand into his pocket and made sure that the threepenny-bit
was still there. After all, why not? In the public bar, who would
comment? Slap the Joey down on the bar and pass it off as a joke.
'Been saving that up from the Christmas pudding--ha, ha!' Laughter
all round. Already he seemed to have the metallic taste of draught
beer on his tongue.

He fingered the tiny disc, irresolute. The Buffaloes had tuned up

'With a toori oori ay,
An' a toori oori ay!

'Fo--or REE'S a jorrigoo' fellow--'

Gordon moved back to the saloon bar. The window was frosted, and
also steamy from the heat inside. Still, there were chinks where
you could see through. He peeped in. Yes, Flaxman was there.

The saloon bar was crowded. Like all rooms seen from the outside,
it looked ineffably cosy. The fire that blazed in the grate
danced, mirrored, in the brass spittoons. Gordon thought he could
almost smell the beer through the glass. Flaxman was propping up
the bar with two fish-faced pals who looked like insurance-touts of
the better type. One elbow on the bar, his foot on the rail, a
beer-streaked glass in the other hand, he was swapping backchat
with the blonde cutie barmaid. She was standing on a chair behind
the bar, ranging the bottled beer and talking saucily over her
shoulder. You couldn't hear what they were saying, but you could
guess. Flaxman let fall some memorable witticism. The fish-faced
men bellowed with obscene laughter. And the blonde cutie,
tittering down at him, half shocked and half delighted, wriggled
her neat little bum.

Gordon's heart sickened. To be in there, just to be in there!
In the warmth and light, with people to talk to, with beer and
cigarettes and a girl to flirt with! After all, why NOT go in?
You could borrow a bob off Flaxman. Flaxman would lend it to you
all right. He pictured Flaxman's careless assent--'What ho,
chappie! How's life? What? A bob? Sure! Take two. Catch,
chappie!'--and the florin flicked along the beer-wet bar. Flaxman
was a decent sort, in his way.

Gordon put his hand against the swing door. He even pushed it open
a few inches. The warm fog of smoke and beer slipped through the
crack. A familiar, reviving smell; nevertheless as he smelled it
his nerve failed him. No! Impossible to go in. He turned away.
He couldn't go shoving in that saloon bar with only fourpence
halfpenny in his pocket. Never let other people buy your drinks
for you! The first commandment of the moneyless. He made off,
down the dark pavement.

'For REE'S a jorrigoo' fe--ELL--OW--
And toori oori us!

'With a toori oori, ay!
An' a-'

The voices, diminishing with distance, rolled after him, bearing
faint tidings of beer. Gordon took the threepenny-bit from his
pocket and sent it skimming away into the darkness.

He was going home, if you could call it 'going'. At any rate he
was gravitating in that direction. He did not want to go home, but
he had got to sit down. His legs ached and his feet were bruised,
and that vile bedroom was the sole place in London where he had
purchased the right to sit down. He slipped in quietly, but, as
usual, not quite so quietly that Mrs Wisbeach failed to hear him.
She gave him a brief nosy glance round the corner of her door. It
would be a little after nine. She might get him a meal if he asked
her. But she would grizzle and make a favour of it, and he would
go to bed hungry sooner than face that.

He started up the stairs. He was half way up the first flight when
a double knock behind made him jump. The post! Perhaps a letter
from Rosemary!

Forced from outside, the letter flap lifted, and with an effort,
like a heron regurgitating a flatfish, vomited a bunch of letters
on to the mat. Gordon's heart bounded. There were six or seven of
them. Surely among all that lot there must be one for himself!
Mrs Wisbeach, as usual, had darted from her lair at the sound of
the postman's knock. As a matter of fact, in two years Gordon had
never once succeeded in getting hold of a letter before Mrs
Wisbeach laid hands on it. She gathered the letters jealously to
her breast, and then, holding them up one at a time, scanned their
addresses. From her manner you could gather that she suspected
each one of them of containing a writ, an improper love letter, or
an ad for Amen Pills.

'One for you, Mr Comstock,' she said sourly, handing him a letter.

His heart shrank and paused in its beat. A long-shaped envelope.
Not from Rosemary, therefore. Ah! It was addressed in his own
handwriting. From the editor of a paper, then. He had two poems
'out' at present. One with the Californian Review, the other with
the Primrose Quarterly. But this wasn't an American stamp. And
the Primrose had had his poem at least six weeks! Good God,
supposing they'd accepted it!

He had forgotten Rosemary's existence. He said 'Thanks!', stuck
the letter in his pocket, and started up the stairs with outward
calm, but no sooner was he out of Mrs Wisbeach's sight that he
bounded up three steps at a time. He had got to be alone to open
that letter. Even before he reached the door he was feeling for
his matchbox, but his fingers were trembling so that in lighting
the gas he chipped the mantle. He sat down, took the letter from
his pocket, and then quailed. For a moment he could not nerve
himself to open it. He held it up to the light and felt it to see
how thick it was. His poem had been two sheets. Then, calling
himself a fool, he ripped the envelope open. Out tumbled his own
poem, and with it a neat--oh, so neat!--little printed slip of
imitation parchment:

The Editor regrets that he is unable to make use of the enclosed

The slip was decorated with a design of funereal laurel leaves.

Gordon gazed at the thing with wordless hatred. Perhaps no snub in
the world is so deadly as this, because none is so unanswerable.
Suddenly he loathed his own poem and was acutely ashamed of it. He
felt it the weakest, silliest poem ever written. Without looking
at it again he tore it into small bits and flung them into the
wastepaper basket. He would put that poem out of his mind for
ever. The rejection slip, however, he did not tear up yet. He
fingered it, feeling its loathly sleekness. Such an elegant little
thing, printed in admirable type. You could tell at a glance that
it came from a 'good' magazine--a snooty highbrow magazine with the
money of a publishing house behind it. Money, money! Money and
culture! It was a stupid thing that he had done. Fancy sending a
poem to a paper like the Primrose! As though they'd accept poems
from people like HIM. The mere fact that the poem wasn't typed
would tell them what kind of person he was. He might as well have
dropped a card on Buckingham Palace. He thought of the people who
wrote for the Primrose; a coterie of moneyed highbrows--those
sleek, refined young animals who suck in money and culture with
their mother's milk. The idea of trying to horn in among that
pansy crowd! But he cursed them all the same. The sods! The
bloody sods! 'The Editor regrets!' Why be so bloody mealy-mouthed
about it? Why not say outright, 'We don't want your bloody poems.
We only take poems from chaps we were at Cambridge with. You
proletarians keep your distance'? The bloody, hypocritical sods!

At last he crumpled up the rejection slip, threw it away, and stood
up. Better get to bed while he had the energy to undress. Bed was
the only place that was warm. But wait. Wind the clock, set the
alarm. He went through the familiar action with a sense of deadly
staleness. His eye fell upon the aspidistra. Two years he had
inhabited this vile room; two mortal years in which nothing had
been accomplished. Seven hundred wasted days, all ending in the
lonely bed. Snubs, failures, insults, all of them unavenged.
Money, money, all is money! Because he had no money the Dorings'
snubbed him, because he had no money the Primrose had turned down
his poem, because he had no money Rosemary wouldn't sleep with him.
Social failure, artistic failure, sexual failure--they are all the
same. And lack of money is at the bottom of them all.

He must hit back at somebody or something. He could not go to bed
with that rejection slip as the last thing in his mind. He thought
of Rosemary. It was five days now since she had written. If there
had been a letter from her this evening even that rap over the
knuckles from the Primrose Quarterly would have mattered less. She
declared that she loved him, and she wouldn't sleep with him,
wouldn't even write to him! She was the same as all the others.
She despised him and forgot about him because he had no money and
therefore didn't matter. He would write her an enormous letter,
telling her what it felt like to be ignored and insulted, making
her see how cruelly she had treated him.

He found a clean sheet of paper and wrote in the top right-hand

'31 Willowbed Road, NW, 1 December, 9.30 p.m.'

But having written that much, he found that he could write no more.
He was in the defeated mood when even the writing of a letter is
too great an effort. Besides, what was the use? She would never
understand. No woman ever understands. But he must write
something. Something to wound her--that was what he most wanted,
at this moment. He meditated for a long time, and at last wrote,
exactly in the middle of the sheet:

You have broken my heart.

No address, no signature. Rather neat it looked, all by itself,
there in the middle of the sheet, in his small 'scholarly'
handwriting. Almost like a little poem in itself. This thought
cheered him up a little.

He stuck the letter in an envelope and went out and posted it at
the post office on the corner, spending his last three halfpence on
a penny stamp and a halfpenny stamp out of the slot machine.


'We're printing that poem of yours in next month's Antichrist,'
said Ravelston from his first-floor window.

Gordon, on the pavement below, affected to have forgotten the poem
Ravelston was speaking about; he remembered it intimately, of
course, as he remembered all his poems.

'Which poem?' he said.

'The one about the dying prostitute. We thought it was rather
successful.' Gordon laughed a laugh of gratified conceit, and
managed to pass it off as a laugh of sardonic amusement.

'Aha! A dying prostitute! That's rather what you might call one
of my subjects. I'll do you one about an aspidistra next time.'

Ravelston's over-sensitive, boyish face, framed by nice dark-brown
hair, drew back a little from the window.

'It's intolerably cold,' he said. 'You'd better come up and have
some food, or something.'

'No, you come down. I've had dinner. Let's go to a pub and have
some beer.'

'All right then. Half a minute while I get my shoes on.'

They had been talking for some minutes, Gordon on the pavement,
Ravelston leaning out of the window above. Gordon had announced
his arrival not by knocking at the door but by throwing a pebble
against the window pane. He never, if he could help it, set foot
inside Ravelston's flat. There was something in the atmosphere of
the flat that upset him and made him feel mean, dirty, and out of
place. It was so overwhelmingly, though unconsciously, upper-
class. Only in the street or in a pub could he feel himself
approximately Ravelston's equal. It would have astonished
Ravelston to learn that his four-roomed flat, which he thought of
as a poky little place, had this effect upon Gordon. To Ravelston,
living in the wilds of Regent's Park was practically the same thing
as living in the slums; he had chosen to live there, en bon
socialiste, precisely as your social snob will live in a mews in
Mayfair for the sake of the 'WI' on his notepaper. It was part of
a lifelong attempt to escape from his own class and become, as it
were, an honorary member of the proletariat. Like all such
attempts, it was foredoomed to failure. No rich man ever succeeds
in disguising himself as a poor man; for money, like murder, will

On the street door there was a brass plate inscribed:



Ravelston lived on the first floor, and the editorial offices of
Antichrist were downstairs. Antichrist was a middle- to high-brow
monthly, Socialist in a vehement but ill-defined way. In general,
it gave the impression of being edited by an ardent Nonconformist
who had transferred his allegiance from God to Marx, and in doing
so had got mixed up with a gang of vers libre poets. This was not
really Ravelston's character; merely he was softer-hearted than an
editor ought to be, and consequently was at the mercy of his
contributors. Practically anything got printed in Antichrist if
Ravelston suspected that its author was starving.

Ravelston appeared a moment later, hatless and pulling on a pair of
gauntlet gloves. You could tell him at a glance for a rich young
man. He wore the uniform of the moneyed intelligentsia; an old
tweed coat--but it was one of those coats which have been made by a
good tailor and grow more aristocratic as they grow older--very
loose grey flannel bags, a grey pullover, much-worn brown shoes.
He made a point of going everywhere, even to fashionable houses and
expensive restaurants, in these clothes, just to show his contempt
for upper-class conventions; he did not fully realize that it is
only the upper classes who can do these things. Though he was a
year older than Gordon he looked much younger. He was very tall,
with a lean, wide-shouldered body and the typical lounging grace
of the upper-class youth. But there was something curiously
apologetic in his movements and in the expression of his face. He
seemed always in the act of stepping out of somebody else's way.
When expressing an opinion he would rub his nose with the back of
his left forefinger. The truth was that in every moment of his
life he was apologizing, tacitly, for the largeness of his income.
You could make him uncomfortable as easily by reminding him that he
was rich as you could make Gordon by reminding him that he was

'You've had dinner, I gather?' said Ravelston, in his rather
Bloomsbury voice.

'Yes, ages ago. Haven't you?'

'Oh, yes, certainly. Oh, quite!'

It was twenty past eight and Gordon had had no food since midday.
Neither had Ravelston. Gordon did not know that Ravelston was
hungry, but Ravelston knew that Gordon was hungry, and Gordon knew
that Ravelston knew it. Nevertheless, each saw good reason for
pretending not to be hungry. They seldom or never had meals
together. Gordon would not let Ravelston buy his meals for him,
and for himself he could not afford to go to restaurants, not even
to a Lyons or an A.B.C. This was Monday and he had five and
ninepence left. He might afford a couple of pints at a pub, but
not a proper meal. When he and Ravelston met it was always agreed,
with silent manoeuvrings, that they should do nothing that involved
spending money, beyond the shilling or so one spends in a pub. In
this way the fiction was kept up that there was no serious
difference in their incomes.

Gordon sidled closer to Ravelston as they started down the
pavement. He would have taken his arm, only of course one can't do
that kind of thing. Beside Ravelston's taller, comelier figure he
looked frail, fretful, and miserably shabby. He adored Ravelston
and was never quite at ease in his presence. Ravelston had not
merely a charm of manner, but also a kind of fundamental decency,
a graceful attitude to life, which Gordon scarcely encountered
elsewhere. Undoubtedly it was bound up with the fact that
Ravelston was rich. For money buys all virtues. Money suffereth
long and is kind, is not puffed up, doth not behave unseemly,
seeketh not her own. But in some ways Ravelston was not even like
a moneyed person. The fatty degeneration of the spirit which goes
with wealth had missed him, or he had escaped it by a conscious
effort. Indeed his whole life was a struggle to escape it. It was
for this reason that he gave up his time and a large part of his
income to editing an unpopular Socialist monthly. And apart from
Antichrist, money flowed from him in all directions. A tribe of
cadgers ranging from poets to pavement-artists browsed upon him
unceasingly. For himself he lived upon eight hundred a year or
thereabouts. Even of this income he was acutely ashamed. It was
not, he realized, exactly a proletarian income; but he had never
learned to get along on less. Eight hundred a year was a minimum
living wage to him, as two pounds a week was to Gordon.

'How is your work getting on?' said Ravelston presently.

'Oh, as usual. It's a drowsy kind of job. Swapping back-chat with
old hens about Hugh Walpole. I don't object to it.'

'I meant your own work--your writing. Is London Pleasures getting
on all right?'

'Oh, Christ! Don't speak of it. It's turning my hair grey.'

'Isn't it going forward at all?'

'My books don't go forward. They go backward.'

Ravelston sighed. As editor of Antichrist, he was used to
encouraging despondent poets that it had become a second nature to
him. He did not need telling why Gordon 'couldn't' write, and why
all poets nowadays 'can't' write, and why when they do write it is
something as arid as the rattling of a pea inside a big drum. He
said with sympathetic gloom:

'Of course I admit this isn't a hopeful age to write poetry in.'

'You bet it isn't.'

Gordon kicked his heel against the pavement. He wished that London
Pleasures had not been mentioned. It brought back to him the
memory of his mean, cold bedroom and the grimy papers littered
under the aspidistra. He said abruptly:

'This writing business! What b--s it all is! Sitting in a corner
torturing a nerve which won't even respond any longer. And who
wants poetry nowadays? Training performing fleas would be more
useful by comparison.'

'Still, you oughtn't to let yourself be discouraged. After all,
you do produce something, which is more than one can say for a lot
of poets nowadays. There was Mice, for instance.'

'Oh, Mice! It makes me spew to think of it.'

He thought with loathing of that sneaky little foolscap octavo.
Those forty or fifty drab, dead little poems, each like a little
abortion in its labelled jar. 'Exceptional promise', The Times
Lit. Supp. had said. A hundred and fifty-three copies sold and the
rest remaindered. He had one of those movements of contempt and
even horror which every artist has at times when he thinks of his
own work.

'It's dead,' he said. 'Dead as a blasted foetus in a bottle.'

'Oh, well, I suppose that happens to most books. You can't
expect an enormous sale for poetry nowadays. There's too much

'I didn't mean that. I meant the poems themselves are dead.
There's no life in them. Everything I write is like that.
Lifeless, gutless. Not necessarily ugly or vulgar; but dead--just
dead.' The word 'dead' re-echoed in his mind, setting up its own
train of thought. He added: 'My poems are dead because I'm dead.
You're dead. We're all dead. Dead people in a dead world.'

Ravelston murmured agreement, with a curious air of guilt. And now
they were off upon their favourite subject--Gordon's favourite
subject, anyway; the futility, the bloodiness, the deathliness of
modern life. They never met without talking for at least half an
hour in this vein. But it always made Ravelston feel rather
uncomfortable. In a way, of course, he knew--it was precisely this
that Antichrist existed to point out--that life under a decaying
capitalism is deathly and meaningless. But this knowledge was only
theoretical. You can't really feel that kind of thing when your
income is eight hundred a year. Most of the time, when he wasn't
thinking of coal-miners, Chinese junk-coolies, and the unemployed
in Middlesbrough, he felt that life was pretty good fun. Moreover,
he had the naive belief that in a little while Socialism is going
to put things right. Gordon always seemed to him to exaggerate.
So there was subtle disagreement between them, which Ravelston was
too good-mannered to press home.

But with Gordon it was different. Gordon's income was two pounds a
week. Therefore the hatred of modern life, the desire to see our
money-civilization blown to hell by bombs, was a thing he genuinely
felt. They were walking southward, down a darkish, meanly decent
residential street with a few shuttered shops. From a hoarding on
the blank end of a house the yard-wide face of Corner Table
simpered, pallid in the lamplight. Gordon caught a glimpse of a
withering aspidistra in a lower window. London! Mile after mile
of mean lonely houses, let off in flats and single rooms; not
homes, not communities, just clusters of meaningless lives drifting
in a sort of drowsy chaos to the grave! He saw men as corpses
walking. The thought that he was merely objectifying his own inner
misery hardly troubled him. His mind went back to Wednesday
afternoon, when he had desired to hear the enemy aeroplanes zooming
over London. He caught Ravelston's arm and paused to gesticulate
at the Corner Table poster.

'Look at that bloody thing up there! Look at it, just look at it!
Doesn't it make you spew?'

'It's aesthetically offensive, I grant. But I don't see that it
matters very greatly.'

'Of course it matters--having the town plastered with things like

'Oh, well, it's merely a temporary phenomenon. Capitalism in its
last phase. I doubt whether it's worth worrying about.'

'But there's more in it than that. Just look at that fellow's face
gaping down at us! You can see our whole civilization written
there. The imbecility, the emptiness, the desolation! You can't
look at it without thinking of French letters and machine guns. Do
you know that the other day I was actually wishing war would break
out? I was longing for it--praying for it, almost.'

'Of course, the trouble is, you see, that about half the young men
in Europe are wishing the same thing.'

'Let's hope they are. Then perhaps it'll happen.'

'My dear old chap, no! Once is enough, surely.'

Gordon walked on, fretfully. 'This life we live nowadays! It's
not life, it's stagnation, death-in-life. Look at all these bloody
houses, and the meaningless people inside them! Sometimes I think
we're all corpses. Just rotting upright.'

'But where you make your mistake, don't you see, is in talking as
if all this was incurable. This is only something that's got to
happen before the proletariat take over.'

'Oh, Socialism! Don't talk to me about Socialism.'

'You ought to read Marx, Gordon, you really ought. Then you'd
realize that this is only a phase. It can't go on for ever.'

'Can't it? It FEELS as if it was going on for ever.'

'It's merely that we're at a bad moment. We've got to die before
we can be reborn, if you take my meaning.'

'We're dying right enough. I don't see much signs of our being

Ravelston rubbed his nose. 'Oh, well, we must have faith, I
suppose. And hope.'

'We must have money you mean,' said Gordon gloomily.


'It's the price of optimism. Give me five quid a week and I'D be a
Socialist, I dare say.'

Ravelston looked away, discomforted. This money-business!
Everywhere it came up against you! Gordon wished he had not said
it. Money is the one thing you must never mention when you are
with people richer than yourself. Or if you do, then it must be
money in the abstract, money with a big 'M', not the actual
concrete money that's in your pocket and isn't in mine. But the
accursed subject drew him like a magnet. Sooner or later,
especially when he had a few drinks inside him, he invariably began
talking with self-pitiful detail about the bloodiness of life on
two quid a week. Sometimes, from sheer nervous impulse to say the
wrong thing, he would come out with some squalid confession--as,
for instance, that he had been without tobacco for two days, or
that his underclothes were in holes and his overcoat up the spout.
But nothing of that sort should happen tonight, he resolved. They
veered swiftly away from the subject of money and began talking in
a more general way about Socialism. Ravelston had been trying for
years to convert Gordon to Socialism, without even succeeding in
interesting him in it. Presently they passed a low-looking pub on
a corner in a side-street. A sour cloud of beer seemed to hang
about it. The smell revolted Ravelston. He would have quickened
his pace to get away from it. But Gordon paused, his nostrils

'Christ! I could do with a drink,' he said.

'So could I,' said Ravelston gallantly.

Gordon shoved open the door of the public bar, Ravelston following.
Ravelston persuaded himself that he was fond of pubs, especially
low-class pubs. Pubs are genuinely proletarian. In a pub you can
meet the working class on equal terms--or that's the theory,
anyway. But in practice Ravelston never went into a pub unless he
was with somebody like Gordon, and he always felt like a fish out
of water when he got there. A foul yet coldish air enveloped them.
It was a filthy, smoky room, low-ceilinged, with a sawdusted floor
and plain deal tables ringed by generations of beer-pots. In one
corner four monstrous women with breasts the size of melons were
sitting drinking porter and talking with bitter intensity about
someone called Mrs Croop. The landlady, a tall grim woman with a
black fringe, looking like the madame of a brothel, stood behind
the bar, her powerful forearms folded, watching a game of darts
which was going on between four labourers and a postman. You had
to duck under the darts as you crossed the room, there was a
moment's hush and people glanced inquisitively at Ravelston. He
was so obviously a gentleman. They didn't see his type very often
in the public bar.

Ravelston pretended not to notice that they were staring at him.
He lounged towards the bar, pulling off a glove to feel for the
money in his pocket. 'What's yours?' he said casually.

But Gordon had already shoved his way ahead and was tapping a
shilling on the bar. Always pay for the first round of drinks! It
was his point of honour. Ravelston made for the only vacant table.
A navvy leaning on the bar turned on his elbow and gave him a long,
insolent stare 'A ---- toff!' he was thinking. Gordon came back
balancing two pint glasses of the dark common ale. They were thick
cheap glasses, thick as jam jars almost, and dim and greasy. A
thin yellow froth was subsiding on the beer. The air was thick
with gunpowdery tobacco-smoke. Ravelston caught sight of a well-
filled spittoon near the bar and averted his eyes. It crossed his
mind that this beer had been sucked up from some beetle-ridden
cellar through yards of slimy tube, and that the glasses had never
been washed in their lives, only rinsed in beery water. Gordon was
very hungry. He could have done with some bread and cheese, but to
order any would have been to betray the fact that he had had no
dinner. He took a deep pull at his beer and lighted a cigarette,
which made him forget his hunger a little. Ravelston also
swallowed a mouthful or so and set his glass gingerly down. It was
typical London beer, sickly and yet leaving a chemical after-taste.
Ravelston thought of the wines of Burgundy. They went on arguing
about Socialism.

'You know, Gordon, it's really time you started reading Marx,' said
Ravelston, less apologetically than usual, because the vile taste
of the beer had annoyed him.

'I'd sooner read Mrs Humphry Ward,' said Gordon.

'But don't you see, your attitude is so unreasonable. You're
always tirading against Capitalism, and yet you won't accept the
only possible alternative. One can't put things right in a hole-
and-corner way. One's got to accept either Capitalism or
Socialism. There's no way out of it.'

'I tell you I can't be bothered with Socialism. The very thought
of it makes me yawn.'

'But what's your objection to Socialism, anyway?'

'There's only one objection to Socialism, and that is that nobody
wants it.'

'Oh, surely it's rather absurd to say that!'

'That's to say, nobody who could see what Socialism would really

'But what WOULD Socialism mean, according to your idea of it?'

'Oh! Some kind of Aldous Huxley Brave New World: only not so
amusing. Four hours a day in a model factory, tightening up bolt
number 6003. Rations served out in grease-proof paper at the
communal kitchen. Community-hikes from Marx Hostel to Lenin Hostel
and back. Free abortion-clinics on all the corners. All very well
in its way, of course. Only we don' t want it.'

Ravelston sighed. Once a month, in Antichrist, he repudiated this
version of Socialism. 'Well, what DO we want, then?'

'God knows. All we know is what we don't want. That's what's
wrong with us nowadays. We're stuck, like Buridan's donkey. Only
there are three alternatives instead of two, and all three of them
make us spew. Socialism's only one of them.'

'And what are the other two?'

'Oh, I suppose suicide and the Catholic Church.'

Ravelston smiled, anticlerically shocked. 'The Catholic Church!
Do you consider that an alternative?'

'Well, it's a standing temptation to the intelligentsia, isn't it?'

'Not what _I_ should call the intelligentsia. Though there was
Eliot, of course,' Ravelston admitted.

'And there'll be plenty more, you bet. I dare say it's fairly cosy
under Mother Church's wing. A bit insanitary, of course--but you'd
feel safe there, anyway.'

Ravelston rubbed his nose reflectively. 'It seems to me that's
only another form of suicide.'

'In a way. But so's Socialism. At least it's a counsel of
despair. But I couldn't commit suicide, real suicide. It's too
meek and mild. I'm not going to give up my share of earth to
anyone else. I'd want to do in a few of my enemies first.'

Ravelston smiled again. 'And who are your enemies?'

'Oh, anyone with over five hundred a year.'

A momentary uncomfortable silence fell. Ravelston's income, after
payment of income tax, was probably two thousand a year. This was
the kind of thing Gordon was always saying. To cover the
awkwardness of the moment, Ravelston took up his glass, steeled
himself against the nauseous taste, and swallowed about two-thirds
of his beer--enough at any rate, to give the impression that he had
finished it.

'Drink up!' he said with would-be heartiness. 'It's time we had
the other half of that.'

Gordon emptied his glass and let Ravelston take it. He did not
mind letting Ravelston pay for the drinks now. He had paid the
first round and honour was satisfied. Ravelston walked self-
consciously to the bar. People began staring at him again as soon
as he stood up. The navvy, still leaning against the bar over his
untouched pot of beer, gazed at him with quiet insolence.
Ravelston resolved that he would drink no more of this filthy
common ale.

'Two double whiskies, would you, please?' he said apologetically.

The grim landlady stared. 'What?' she said.

'Two double whiskies, please.'

'No whisky 'ere. We don't sell spirits. Beer 'ouse, we are.'

The navvy smiled flickering under his moustache. '---- ignorant
toff!' he was thinking. 'Asking for a whisky in a ---- beer
'ouse!' Ravelston's pale face flushed slightly. He had not known
till this moment that some of the poorer pubs cannot afford a
spirit licence.

'Bass, then, would you? Two pint bottles of Bass.'

There were no pint bottles, they had to have four half pints. It
was a very poor house. Gordon took a deep, satisfying swallow of
Bass. More alcoholic than the draught beer, it fizzed and prickled
in his throat, and because he was hungry it went a little to his
head. He felt at once more philosophic and more self-pitiful. He
had made up his mind not to begin belly-aching about his poverty;
but now he was going to begin after all. He said abruptly:

'This is all b--s that we've been talking.'

'What's all b--s?'

'All this about Socialism and Capitalism and the state of the
modern world and God knows what. I don't give a ---- for the state
of the modern world. If the whole of England was starving except
myself and the people I care about, I wouldn't give a damn.'

'Don't you exaggerate just a little?'

'No. All this talk we make--we're only objectifying our own
feelings. It's all dictated by what we've got in our pockets.
I go up and down London saying it's a city of the dead, and our
civilization's dying, and I wish war would break out, and God knows
what; and all it means is that my wages are two quid a week and I
wish they were five.'

Ravelston, once again reminded obliquely of his income, stroked his
nose slowly with the knuckle of his left forefinger.

'Of course, I'm with you up to a point. After all, it's only
what Marx said. Every ideology is a reflection of economic

'Ah, but you only understand it out of Marx! You don't know what
it means to have to crawl along on two quid a week. It isn't a
question of hardship--it's nothing so decent as hardship. It's the
bloody, sneaking, squalid meaness of it. Living alone for weeks on
end because when you've no money you've no friends. Calling
yourself a writer and never even producing anything because you're
always too washed out to write. It's a sort of filthy sub-world
one lives in. A sort of spiritual sewer.'

He had started now. They were never together long without Gordon
beginning to talk in this strain. It was the vilest manners. It
embarrassed Ravelston horribly. And yet somehow Gordon could not
help it. He had got to retail his troubles to somebody, and
Ravelston was the only person who understood. Poverty, like every
other dirty wound, has got to be exposed occasionally. He began to
talk in obscene detail of his life in Willowbed Road. He dilated
on the smell of slops and cabbage, the clotted sauce-bottles in the
dining-room, the vile food, the aspidistras. He described his
furtive cups of tea and his trick of throwing used tea-leaves down
the W.C. Ravelston, guilty and miserable, sat staring at his glass
and revolving it slowly between his hands. Against his right
breast he could feel, a square accusing shape, the pocket-book in
which, as he knew, eight pound notes and two ten-bob notes nestled
against his fat green cheque-book. How awful these details of
poverty are! Not that what Gordon was describing was real poverty.
It was at worst the fringe of poverty. But what of the real poor?
What of the unemployed in Middlesbrough, seven in a room on twenty-
five bob a week? When there are people living like that, how dare
one walk the world with pound notes and cheque-books in one's

'It's bloody,' he murmured several times, impotently. In his heart
he wondered--it was his invariable reaction--whether Gordon would
accept a tenner if you offered to lend it to him.

They had another drink, which Ravelston again paid for, and went
out into the street. It was almost time to part. Gordon never
spent more than an hour or two with Ravelston. One's contacts with
rich people, like one's visits to high altitudes, must always be
brief. It was a moonless, starless night, with a damp wind
blowing. The night air, the beer, and the watery radiance of the
lamps induced in Gordon a sort of dismal clarity. He perceived
that it is quite impossible to explain to any rich person, even to
anyone so decent as Ravelston, the essential bloodiness of poverty.
For this reason it became all the more important to explain it. He
said suddenly:

'Have you read Chaucer's Man of Lawe's Tale?'

'The Man of Lawe's Tale? Not that I remember. What's it about?'

'I forget. I was thinking of the first six stanzas. Where he
talks about poverty. The way it gives everyone the right to stamp
on you! The way everyone WANTS to stamp on you! It makes people
HATE you, to know that you've no money. They insult you just for
the pleasure of insulting you and knowing that you can't hit back.'

Ravelston was pained. 'Oh, no, surely not! People aren't so bad
as all that.'

'Ah, but you don't know the things that happen!'

Gordon did not want to be told that 'people aren't so bad'. He
clung with a sort of painful joy to the notion that because he was
poor everyone must WANT to insult him. It fitted in with his
philosophy of life. And suddenly, with the feeling that he could
not stop himself, he was talking of the thing that had been
rankling in his mind for two days past--the snub he had had from
the Dorings on Thursday. He poured the whole story out quite
shamelessly. Ravelston was amazed. He could not understand what
Gordon was making such a fuss about. To be disappointed at missing
a beastly literary tea-party seemed to him absurd. He would not
have gone to a literary tea-party if you had paid him. Like all
rich people, he spent far more time in avoiding human society than
in seeking it. He interrupted Gordon:

'Really, you know, you ought not to take offence so easily. After
all, a thing like that doesn't really matter.'

'It isn't the thing itself that matters, it's the spirit behind it.
The way they snub you as a matter of course, just because you've
got no money.'

'But quite possibly it was all a mistake, or something. Why should
anyone want to snub you?'

'"If thou be poure, thy brother hateth thee,"' quoted Gordon

Ravelston, deferential even to the opinions of the dead, rubbed his
nose. 'Does Chaucer say that? Then I'm afraid I disagree with
Chaucer. People don't hate you, exactly.'

'They do. And they're quite right to hate you. You ARE hateful.
It's like those ads for Listerine. "Why is he always alone?
Halitosis is ruining his career." Poverty is spiritual halitosis.'

Ravelston sighed. Undoubtedly Gordon was perverse. They walked
on, arguing, Gordon vehemently, Ravelston deprecatingly. Ravelston
was helpless against Gordon in an argument of this kind. He felt
that Gordon exaggerated, and yet he never liked to contradict him.
How could he? He was rich and Gordon was poor. And how can you
argue about poverty with someone who is genuinely poor?

'And then the way women treat you when you've no money!' Gordon
went on. 'That's another thing about this accursed money business--

Ravelston nodded rather gloomily. This sounded to him more
reasonable than what Gordon had been saying before. He thought of
Hermione Slater, his own girl. They had been lovers two years but
had never bothered to get married. It was 'too much fag', Hermione
always said. She was rich, of course, or rather her people were.
He thought of her shoulders, wide, smooth, and young, that seemed
to rise out of her clothes like a mermaid rising from the sea; and
her skin and hair, which were somehow warm and sleepy, like a
wheatfield in the sun. Hermione always yawned at the mention of
Socialism, and refused even to read Antichrist. 'Don't talk to me
about the lower classes,' she used to say. 'I hate them. They
SMELL.' And Ravelston adored her.

'Of course women ARE a difficulty,' he admitted.

'They're more than a difficulty, they're a bloody curse. That is,
if you've got no money. A woman hates the sight of you if you've
got no money.'

'I think that's putting it a little too strongly. Things aren't so
crude as all that.'

Gordon did not listen. 'What rot it is to talk about Socialism or
any other ism when women are what they are! The only thing a woman
ever wants is money; money for a house of her own and two babies
and Drage furniture and an aspidistra. The only sin they can
imagine is not wanting to grab money. No woman ever judges a man
by anything except his income. Of course she doesn't put it to
herself like that. She says he's SUCH A NICE man--meaning that
he's got plenty of money. And if you haven't got money you aren't
NICE. You're dishonoured, somehow. You've sinned. Sinned against
the aspidistra.'

'You talk a great deal about aspidistras,' said Ravelston.

'They're a dashed important subject,' said Gordon.

Ravelston rubbed his nose and looked away uncomfortably.

'Look here, Gordon, you don't mind my asking--have you got a girl
of your own?'

'Oh, Christ! don't speak of her!'

He began, nevertheless, to talk about Rosemary. Ravelston had
never met Rosemary. At this moment Gordon could not even remember
what Rosemary was like. He could not remember how fond he was of
her and she of him, how happy they always were together on the rare
occasions when they could meet, how patiently she put up with his
almost intolerable ways. He remembered nothing save that she would
not sleep with him and that it was now a week since she had even
written. In the dank night air, with beer inside him, he felt
himself a forlorn, neglected creature. Rosemary was 'cruel' to
him--that was how he saw it. Perversely, for the mere pleasure of
tormenting himself and making Ravelston uncomfortable, be began to
invent an imaginary character for Rosemary. He built up a picture
of her as a callous creature who was amused by him and yet half
despised him, who played with him and kept him at arm's length, and
who would nevertheless fall into his arms if only he had a little
more money. And Ravelston, who had never met Rosemary, did not
altogether disbelieve him. He broke in:

'But I say, Gordon, look here. This girl, Miss--Miss Waterlow, did
you say her name was?--Rosemary; doesn't she care for you at all,

Gordon's conscience pricked him, though not very deeply. He could
not say that Rosemary did not care for him.

'Oh, yes, she does care for me. In her own way, I dare say she
cares for me quite a lot. But not enough, don't you see. She
can't, while I've got no money. It's all money.'

'But surely money isn't so important as all that? After all, there
ARE other things.'

'What other things? Don't you see that a man's whole personality
is bound up with his income? His personality IS his income. How
can you be attractive to a girl when you've got no money? You
can't wear decent clothes, you can't take her out to dinner or to
the theatre or away for week-ends, you can't carry a cheery,
interesting atmosphere about with you. And it's rot to say that
kind of thing doesn't matter. It does. If you haven't got money
there isn't even anywhere where you can meet. Rosemary and I never
meet except in the streets or in picture galleries. She lives in
some foul women's hostel, and my bitch of a landlady won't allow
women in the house. Wandering up and down beastly wet streets--
that's what Rosemary associates me with. Don't you see how it
takes the gilt off everything?'

Ravelston was distressed. It must be pretty bloody when you
haven't even the money to take your girl out. He tried to nerve
himself to say something, and failed. With guilt, and also with
desire, he thought of Hermione's body, naked like a ripe warm
fruit. With any luck she would have dropped in at the flat this
evening. Probably she was waiting for him now. He thought of the
unemployed in Middlesbrough. Sexual starvation is awful among the
unemployed. They were nearing the flat. He glanced up at the
windows. Yes, they were lighted up. Hermione must be there. She
had her own latchkey.

As they approached the flat Gordon edged closer to Ravelston. Now
the evening was ending, and he must part from Ravelston, whom he
adored, and go back to his foul lonely bedroom. And all evenings
ended in this way; the return through the dark streets to the
lonely room, the womanless bed. And Ravelston would say 'Come up,
won't you?' and Gordon, in duty bound, would say, 'No.' Never stay
too long with those you love--another commandment of the moneyless.

They halted at the foot of the steps. Ravelston laid his gloved
hand on one of the iron spearheads of the railing.

'Come up, won't you?' he said without conviction.

'No, thanks. It's time I was getting back.'

Ravelston's fingers tightened round the spearhead. He pulled as
though to go up, but did not go. Uncomfortably, looking over
Gordon's head into the distance, he said:

'I say, Gordon, look here. You won't be offended if I say


'I say, you know, I hate that business about you and your girl.
Not being able to take her out, and all that. It's bloody, that
kind of thing.'

'Oh, it's nothing really.'

As soon as he heard Ravelston say that it was 'bloody', he knew
that he had been exaggerating. He wished that he had not talked in
that silly self-pitiful way. One says these things, with the
feeling that one cannot help saying them, and afterwards one is

'I dare say I exaggerate,' he said.

'I say, Gordon, look here. Let me lend you ten quid. Take the
girl out to dinner a few times. Or away for the week-end, or
something. It might make all the difference. I hate to think--'

Gordon frowned bitterly, almost fiercely. He had stepped a pace
back, as though from a threat or an insult. The terrible thing was
that the temptation to say 'Yes' had almost overwhelmed him. There
was so much that ten quid would do! He had a fleeting vision of
Rosemary and himself at a restaurant table--a bowl of grapes and
peaches, a bowing hovering waiter, a wine bottle dark and dusty in
its wicker cradle.

'No fear!' he said.

'I do wish you would. I tell you I'd LIKE to lend it you.'

'Thanks. But I prefer to keep my friends.'

'Isn't that rather--well, rather a bourgeois kind of thing to say?'

'Do you think it would be BORROWING if I took ten quid off you? I
couldn't pay it back in ten years.'

'Oh, well! It wouldn't matter so very much.' Ravelston looked
away. Out it had got to come--the disgraceful, hateful admission
that he found himself forced so curiously often to make! 'You
know, I've got quite a lot of money.'

'I know you have. That's exactly why I won't borrow off you.'

'You know, Gordon, sometimes you're just a little bit--well,

'I dare say. I can't help it.'

'Oh, well! Good night, then.'

'Good night.'

Ten minutes later Ravelston rode southwards in a taxi, with
Hermione. She had been waiting for him, asleep or half asleep in
one of the monstrous armchairs in front of the sitting-room fire.
Whenever there was nothing particular to do, Hermione always fell
asleep as promptly as an animal, and the more she slept the
healthier she became. As he came across to her she woke and
stretched herself with voluptuous, sleepy writhings, half smiling,
half yawning up at him, one cheek and bare arm rosy in the
firelight. Presently she mastered her yawns to greet him:

'Hullo, Philip! Where have you been all this time? I've been
waiting ages.'

'Oh, I've been out with a fellow. Gordon Comstock. I don't expect
you know him. The poet.'

'Poet! How much did he borrow off you?'

'Nothing. He's not that kind of person. He's rather a fool about
money, as a matter of fact. But he's very gifted in his way.'

'You and your poets! You look tired, Philip. What time did you
have dinner?'

'Well--as a matter of fact I didn't have any dinner.'

'Didn't have any dinner! Why?'

'Oh, well, you see--I don't know if you'll understand. It was a
kind of accident. It was like this.'

He explained. Hermione burst out laughing and dragged herself into
a more upright position.

'Philip! You ARE a silly old ass! Going without your dinner, just
so as not to hurt that little beast's feelings! You must have some
food at once. And of course your char's gone home. Why don't you
keep some proper servants, Philip? I hate this hole-and-corner way
you live. We'll go out and have supper at Modigliani's.'

'But it's after ten. They'll be shut.'

'Nonsense! They're open till two. I'll ring up for a taxi. I'm
not going to have you starving yourself.'

In the taxi she lay against him, still half asleep, her head
pillowed on his breast. He thought of the unemployed in
Middlesbrough, seven in a room on twenty-five bob a week. But the
girl's body was heavy against him, and Middlesbrough was very far
away. Also he was damnably hungry. He thought of his favourite
corner table at Modigliani's, and of that vile pub with its hard
benches, stale beer-stink, and brass spittoons. Hermione was
sleepily lecturing him.

'Philip, why do you have to live in such a dreadful way?'

'But I don't live in a dreadful way.'

'Yes, you do. Pretending you're poor when you're not, and living
in that poky flat with no servants, and going about with all these
beastly people.'

'What beastly people?'

'Oh, people like this poet friend of yours. All those people who
write for your paper. They only do it to cadge from you. Of
course I know you're a Socialist. So am I. I mean we're all
Socialists nowadays. But I don't see why you have to give all your
money away and make friends with the lower classes. You can be a
Socialist AND have a good time, that's what I say.'

'Hermione, dear, please don't call them the lower classes!'

'Why not? They ARE the lower classes, aren't they?'

'It's such a hateful expression. Call them the working class,
can't you?'

'The working class, if you like, then. But they smell just the

'You oughtn't to say that kind of thing,' he protested weakly.

'Do you know, Philip, sometimes I think you LIKE the lower

'Of course I like them.'

'How disgusting. How absolutely disgusting.'

She lay quiet, content to argue no longer, her arms round him, like
a sleepy siren. The woman-scent breathed out of her, a powerful
wordless propaganda against all altruism and all justice. Outside
Modigliani's they had paid off the taxi and were moving for the
door when a big, lank wreck of a man seemed to spring up from the
paving-stones in front of them. He stood across their path like
some fawning beast, with dreadful eagerness and yet timorously, as
though afraid that Ravelston would strike him. His face came close
up to Ravelston's--a dreadful face, fish-white and scrubby-bearded
to the eyes. The words 'A cup of tea, guv'nor!' were breathed
through carious teeth. Ravelston shrank from him in disgust. He
could not help it. His hand moved automatically to his pocket.
But in the same instant Hermione caught him by the arm and hauled
him inside the restaurant.

'You'd give away every penny you've got if I let you,' she said.

They went to their favourite table in the corner. Hermione played
with some grapes, but Ravelston was very hungry. He ordered the
grilled rumpsteak he had been thinking of, and half a bottle of
Beaujolais. The fat, white-haired Italian waiter, an old friend of
Ravelston's, brought the smoking steak. Ravelston cut it open.
Lovely, its red-blue heart! In Middlesbrough the unemployed huddle
in frowzy beds, bread and marg and milkless tea in their bellies.
He settled down to his steak with all the shameful joy of a dog
with a stolen leg of mutton.

Gordon walked rapidly homewards. It was cold. The fifth of
December--real winter now. Circumcise ye your foreskins, saith the
Lord. The damp wind blew spitefully through the naked trees.
Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. The poem he had begun on
Wednesday, of which six stanzas were now finished, came back to his
mind. He did not dislike it at this moment. It was queer how
talking with Ravelston always bucked him up. The mere contact with
Ravelston seemed to reassure him somehow. Even when their talk had
been unsatisfactory, he came away with the feeling that, after all,
he wasn't quite a failure. Half aloud he repeated the six finished
stanzas. They were not bad, not bad at all.

But intermittently he was going over in his mind the things he had
said to Ravelston. He stuck to everything he had said. The
humiliation of poverty! That's what they can't understand and
won't understand. Not hardship--you don't suffer hardship on two
quid a week, and if you did it wouldn't matter--but just
humiliation, the awful, bloody humiliation. The way it gives
everyone the right to stamp on you. The way everyone WANTS to
stamp on you. Ravelston wouldn't believe it. He had too much
decency, that was why. He thought you could be poor and still be
treated like a human being. But Gordon knew better. He went into
the house repeating to himself that he knew better.

There was a letter waiting for him on the hall tray. His heart
jumped. All letters excited him nowadays. He went up the stairs
three at a time, shut himself in and lit the gas. The letter was
from Doring.

DEAR COMSTOCK,--What a pity you didn't turn up on Saturday. There
were some people I wanted you to meet. We did tell you it was
Saturday and not Thursday this time, didn't we? My wife says she's
certain she told you. Anyway, we're having another party on the
twenty-third, a sort of before-Christmas party, about the same
time. Won't you come then? Don't forget the date this time.



A painful convulsion happened below Gordon's ribs. So Doring was
pretending that it was all a mistake--was pretending not to have
insulted him! True, he could not actually have gone there on
Saturday, because on Saturday he had to be at the shop; still, it
was the intention that counted.

His heart sickened as he re-read the words 'some people I wanted
you to meet'. Just like his bloody luck! He thought of the people
he might have met--editors of highbrow magazines, for instance.
They might have given him books to review or asked to see his poems
or Lord knew what. For a moment he was dreadfully tempted to
believe that Doring had spoken the truth. Perhaps after all they
HAD told him it was Saturday and not Thursday. Perhaps if he
searched his memory he might remember about it--might even find the
letter itself lying among his muddle of papers. But no! He
wouldn't think of it. He fought down the temptation. The Dorings
HAD insulted him on purpose. He was poor, therefore they had
insulted him. If you are poor, people will insult you. It was his
creed. Stick to it!

He went across to the table, tearing Doring's letter into small
bits. The aspidistra stood in its pot, dull green, ailing,
pathetic in its sickly ugliness. As he sat down, he pulled it
towards him and looked at it meditatively. There was the intimacy
of hatred between the aspidistra and him. 'I'll beat you yet, you
b--,' he whispered to the dusty leaves.

Then he rummaged among his papers until he found a clean sheet,
took his pen and wrote in his small, neat hand, right in the middle
of the sheet:

DEAR DORING,--With reference to your letter: Go and ---- yourself.

Yours truly


He stuck it into an envelope, addressed it, and at once went out to
get stamps from the slot machine. Post it tonight: these things
look different in the morning. He dropped it into the pillar-box.
So there was another friend gone west.


This woman business! What a bore it is! What a pity we can't cut
it right out, or at least be like the animals--minutes of ferocious
lust and months of icy chastity. Take a cock pheasant, for
example. He jumps up on the hens' backs without so much as a with
your leave or by your leave. And no sooner it is over than the
whole subject is out of his mind. He hardly even notices his hens
any longer; he ignores them, or simply pecks them if they come too
near his food. He is not called upon to support his offspring,
either. Lucky pheasant! How different from the lord of creation,
always on the hop between his memory and his conscience!

Tonight Gordon wasn't even pretending to do any work. He had gone
out again immediately after supper. He walked southward, rather
slowly, thinking about women. It was a mild, misty night, more
like autumn than winter. This was Tuesday and he had four and
fourpence left. He could go down to the Crichton if he chose.
Doubtless Flaxman and his pals were already boozing there. But the
Crichton, which had seemed like paradise when he had no money,
bored and disgusted him when it was in his power to go there. He
hated the stale, beery place, and the sights, sounds, smells, all
so blatantly and offensively male. There were no women there; only
the barmaid with her lewd smile which seemed to promise everything
and promised nothing.

Women, women! The mist that hung motionless in the air turned the
passers-by into ghosts at twenty yards' distance; but in the little
pools of light about the lamp-posts there were glimpses of girls'
faces. He thought of Rosemary, of women in general, and of
Rosemary again. All afternoon he had been thinking of her. It was
with a kind of resentment that he thought of her small, strong
body, which he had never yet seen naked. How damned unfair it is
that we are filled to the brim with these tormenting desires and
then forbidden to satisfy them! Why should one, merely because
one has no money, be deprived of THAT? It seems so natural, so
necessary, so much a part of the inalienable rights of a human
being. As he walked down the dark street, through the cold yet
languorous air, there was a strangely hopeful feeling in his
breast. He half believed that somewhere ahead in the darkness a
woman's body was waiting for him. But also he knew that no woman
was waiting, not even Rosemary. It was eight days now since she
had even written to him. The little beast! Eight whole days
without writing! When she knew how much her letters meant to him!
How manifest it was that she didn't care for him any longer, that
he was merely a nuisance to her with his poverty and his shabbiness
and his everlasting pestering of her to say she loved him! Very
likely she would never write again. She was sick of him--sick of
him because he had no money. What else could you expect? He had
no hold over her. No money, therefore no hold. In the last
resort, what holds a woman to any man, except money?

A girl came down the pavement alone. He passed her in the light of
the lamp-post. A working-class girl, eighteen years old it might
be, hatless, with wildrose face. She turned her head quickly when
she saw him looking at her. She dreaded to meet his eyes. Beneath
the thin silky raincoat she was wearing, belted at the waist, her
youthful flanks showed supple and trim. He could have turned and
followed her, almost. But what was the use? She'd run away or
call a policeman. My golden locks time hath to silver turned, he
thought. He was thirty and moth-eaten. What woman worth having
would ever look at him again?

This woman business! Perhaps you'd feel differently about it if
you were married? But he had taken an oath against marriage long
ago. Marriage is only a trap set for you by the money-god. You
grab the bait; snap goes the trap; and there you are, chained by
the leg to some 'good' job till they cart you to Kensal Green.
And what a life! Licit sexual intercourse in the shade of the
aspidistra. Pram-pushing and sneaky adulteries. And the wife
finding you out and breaking the cut-glass whisky decanter over
your head.

Nevertheless he perceived that in a way it is necessary to marry.
If marriage is bad, the alternative is worse. For a moment he
wished that he were married; he pined for the difficulty of it, the
reality, the pain. And marriage must be indissoluble, for better
for worse, for richer for poorer, till death do you part. The old
Christian ideal--marriage tempered by adultery. Commit adultery if
you must, but at any rate have the decency to CALL it adultery.
None of that American soul-mate slop. Have your fun and then sneak
home, juice of the forbidden fruit dripping from your whiskers, and
take the consequences. Cut-glass whisky decanters broken over your
head, nagging, burnt meals, children crying, clash and thunder of
embattled mothers-in-law. Better that, perhaps, than horrible
freedom? You'd know, at least, that it was real life that you were

But anyway, how can you marry on two quid a week? Money, money,
always money! The devil of it is, that outside marriage, no decent
relationship with a woman is possible. His mind moved backwards,
over his ten years of adult life. The faces of women flowed
through his memory. Ten or a dozen of them there had been. Tarts,
also. Comme au long d'un cadavre un cadavre etendu. And even when
they were not tarts it had been squalid, always squalid. Always it
had started in a sort of cold-blooded wilfulness and ended in some
mean, callous desertion. That, too, was money. Without money, you
can't be straightforward in your dealings with women. For without
money, you can't pick and choose, you've got to take what women you
can get; and then, necessarily, you've got to break free of them.
Constancy, like all other virtues, has got to be paid for in money.
And the mere fact that he had rebelled against the money code and
wouldn't settle down in the prison of a 'good' job--a thing no
woman will ever understand--had brought a quality of impermanence,
of deception, into all his affairs with women. Abjuring money, he
ought to have abjured women to. Serve the money-god, or do without
women--those are the only alternatives. And both were equally

From the side-street just ahead, a shade of white light cut through
the mist, and there was a bellowing of street hawkers. It was
Luton Road, where they have the open-air market two evenings a
week. Gordon turned to his left, into the market. He often came
this way. The street was so crowded that you could only with
difficulty thread your way down the cabbage-littered alley between
the stalls. In the glare of hanging electric bulbs, the stuff on
the stalls glowed with fine lurid colours--hacked, crimson chunks
of meat, piles of oranges and green and white broccoli, stiff,
glassy-eyed rabbits, live eels looping in enamel troughs, plucked
fowls hanging in rows, sticking out their naked breasts like
guardsmen naked on parade. Gordon's spirits revived a little. He
liked the noise, the bustle, the vitality. Whenever you see a
street-market you know there's hope for England yet. But even here
he felt his solitude. Girls were thronging everywhere, in knots of
four or five, prowling desirously about the stalls of cheap
underwear and swapping backchat and screams of laughter with the
youths who followed them. None had eyes for Gordon. He walked
among them as though invisible, save that their bodies avoided him
when he passed them. Ah, look there! Involuntarily he paused.
Over a pile of art-silk undies on a stall, three girls were
bending, intent, their faces close together--three youthful faces,
flower-like in the harsh light, clustering side by side like a
truss of blossom on a Sweet William or phlox. His heart stirred.
No eyes for him, of course! One girl looked up. Ah! Hurriedly,
with an offended air, she looked away again. A delicate flush like
a wash of aquarelle flooded her face. The hard, sexual stare in
his eyes had frightened her. They flee from me that sometime did
me seek! He walked on. If only Rosemary were here! He forgave
her now for not writing to him. He could forgive her anything, if
only she were here. He knew how much she meant to him, because she
alone of all women was willing to save him from the humiliation of
his loneliness.

At this moment he looked up, and saw something that made his heart
jump. He changed the focus of his eyes abruptly. For a moment he
thought he was imagining it. But no! It WAS Rosemary!

She was coming down the alley between the stalls, twenty or thirty
yards away. It was as though his desire had called her into being.
She had not seen him yet. She came towards him, a small debonair
figure, picking her way nimbly through the crowd and the muck
underfoot, her face scarcely visible because of a flat black hat
which she wore cocked down over her eyes like a Harrow boy's straw
hat. He started towards her and called her name.

'Rosemary! Hi, Rosemary!'

A blue-aproned man thumbing codfish on a stall turned to stare at
him. Rosemary did not hear him because of the din. He called

'Rosemary! I say, Rosemary!'

They were only a few yards apart now. She started and looked up.

'Gordon! What are you doing here?'

'What are YOU doing here?'

'I was coming to see you.'

'But how did you know I was here?'

'I didn't. I always come this way. I get out of the tube at
Camden Town.'

Rosemary sometimes came to see Gordon at Willowbed Road. Mrs
Wisbeach would inform him sourly that 'there was a young woman to
see him', and he would come downstairs and they would go out for a
walk in the streets. Rosemary was never allowed indoors, not even
into the hall. That was a rule of the house. You would have
thought 'young women' were plague-rats by the way Mrs Wisbeach
spoke of them. Gordon took Rosemary by the upper arm and made to
pull her against him.

'Rosemary! Oh, what a joy to see you again! I was so vilely
lonely. Why didn't you come before?'

She shook off his hand and stepped back out of his reach. Under
her slanting hat-brim she gave him a glance that was intended to be

'Let me go, now! I'm very angry with you. I very nearly didn't
come after that beastly letter you sent me.'

'What beastly letter?'

'You know very well.'

'No, I don't. Oh, well, let's get out of this. Somewhere where we
can talk. This way.'

He took her arm, but she shook him off again, continuing however,
to walk at his side. Her steps were quicker and shorter than his.
And walking beside him she had the appearance of something
extremely small, nimble, and young, as though he had had some
lively little animal, a squirrel for instance, frisking at his
side. In reality she was not very much smaller than Gordon, and
only a few months younger. But no one would ever have described
Rosemary as a spinster of nearly thirty, which in fact she was.
She was a strong, agile girl, with stiff black hair, a small
triangular face, and very pronounced eyebrows. It was one of those
small, peaky faces, full of character, which one sees in sixteenth-
century portraits. The first time you saw her take her hat off you
got a surprise, for on her crown three white hairs glittered among
the black ones like silver wires. It was typical of Rosemary that
she never bothered to pull the white hairs out. She still thought
of herself as a very young girl, and so did everybody else. Yet if
you looked closely the marks of time were plain enough on her face.

Gordon walked more boldly with Rosemary at his side. He was proud
of her. People were looking at her, and therefore at him as well.
He was no longer invisible to women. As always, Rosemary was
rather nicely dressed. It was a mystery how she did it on four
pounds a week. He liked particularly the hat she was wearing--one
of those flat felt hats which were then coming into fashion and
which caricatured a clergyman's shovel hat. There was something
essentially frivolous about it. In some way difficult to be
described, the angle at which it was cocked forward harmonized
appealingly with the curve of Rosemary's behind.

'I like your hat,' he said.

In spite of herself, a small smile flickered at the corner of her

'It IS rather nice,' she said, giving the hat a little pat with her

She was still pretending to be angry, however. She took care that
their bodies should not touch. As soon as they had reached the end
of the stalls and were in the main street she stopped and faced him

'What do you mean by writing me letters like that?' she said.

'Letters like what?'

'Saying I'd broken your heart.'

'So you have.'

'It looks like it, doesn't it!'

'I don't know. It certainly feels like it.'

The words were spoken half jokingly, and yet they made her look
more closely at him--at his pale, wasted face, his uncut hair, his
general down-at-heel, neglected appearance. Her heart softened
instantly, and yet she frowned. Why WON'T he take care of himself?
was the thought in her mind. They had moved closer together. He
took her by the shoulders. She let him do it, and, putting her
small arms round him, squeezed him very hard, partly in affection,
partly in exasperation.

'Gordon, you ARE a miserable creature!' she said.

'Why am I a miserable creature?'

'Why can't you look after yourself properly? You're a perfect
scarecrow. Look at these awful old clothes you're wearing!'

'They're suited to my station. One can't dress decently on two
quid a week, you know.'

'But surely there's no need to go about looking like a rag-bag?
Look at this button on your coat, broken in half!'

She fingered the broken button, then suddenly lifted his
discoloured Woolworth's tie aside. In some feminine way she had
divined that he had no buttons on his shirt.

'Yes, AGAIN! Not a single button. You are awful, Gordon!'

'I tell you I can't be bothered with things like that. I've got a
soul above buttons.'

'But why not give them to ME and let me sew them on for you? And,
oh, Gordon! You haven't even shaved today. How absolutely beastly
of you. You might at least take the trouble to shave every

'I can't afford to shave every morning,' he said perversely.

'What DO you mean, Gordon? It doesn't cost money to shave, does

'Yes, it does. Everything costs money. Cleanness, decency,
energy, self-respect--everything. It's all money. Haven't I told
you that a million times?'

She squeezed his ribs again--she was surprisingly strong--and
frowned up at him, studying his face as a mother looks at some
peevish child of which she is unreasonably fond.

'WHAT a fool I am!' she said.

'In what way a fool?'

'Because I'm so fond of you.'

'Are you fond of me?'

'Of course I am. You know I am. I adore you. It's idiotic of

'Then come somewhere where it's dark. I want to kiss you.'

'Fancy being kissed by a man who hasn't even shaved!'

'Well, that'll be a new experience for you.'

'No, it won't, Gordon. Not after knowing YOU for two years.'

'Oh, well, come on, anyway.'

They found an almost dark alley between the backs of houses. All
their lovemaking was done in such places. The only place where
they could ever be private was the streets. He pressed her
shoulders against the rough damp bricks of the wall. She turned
her face readily up to his and clung to him with a sort of eager
violent affection, like a child. And yet all the while, though
they were body to body, it was as though there were a shield
between them. She kissed him as a child might have done, because
she knew that he expected to be kissed. It was always like this.
Only at very rare moments could he awake in her the beginnings of
physical desire; and these she seemed afterwards to forget, so that
he always had to begin at the beginning over again. There was
something defensive in the feeling of her small, shapely body. She
longed to know the meaning of physical love, but also she dreaded
it. It would destroy her youth, the youthful, sexless world in
which she chose to live.

He parted his mouth from hers in order to speak to her.

'Do you love me?' he said.

'Of course, silly. Why do you always ask me that?'

'I like to hear you say it. Somehow I never feel sure of you till
I've heard you say it.'

'But why?'

'Oh, well, you might have changed your mind. After all, I'm not
exactly the answer to a maiden's prayer. I'm thirty, and moth-
eaten at that.'

'Don't be so absurd, Gordon! Anyone would think you were a
hundred, to hear you talk. You know I'm the same age as you are.'

'Yes, but not moth-eaten.'

She rubbed her cheek against his, feeling the roughness of his day-
old beard. Their bellies were close together. He thought of the
two years he had wanted her and never had her. With his lips
almost against her ear he murmured:

'Are you EVER going to sleep with me?'

'Yes, some day I will. Not now. Some day.'

'It's always "some day". It's been "some day" for two years now.'

'I know. But I can't help it.'

He pressed her back against the wall, pulled off the absurd flat
hat, and buried his face in her hair. It was tormenting to be so
close to her and all for nothing. He put a hand under her chin and
lifted her small face up to his, trying to distinguish her features
in the almost complete darkness.

'Say you will, Rosemary. There's a dear! Do!'

'You know I'm going to SOME time.'

'Yes, but not SOME time--now. I don't mean this moment, but soon.
When we get an opportunity. Say you will!'

'I can't. I can't promise.'

'Say "yes," Rosemary. PLEASE do!'


Still stroking her invisible face, he quoted:

'Veuillez le dire donc selon
Que vous estes benigne et doulche,
Car ce doulx mot n'est pas si long
Qu'il vous face mal en la bouche.'

'What does that mean?'

He translated it.

'I can't, Gordon. I just can't.'

'Say "yes," Rosemary, there's a dear. Surely it's as easy to say
"yes" as "no"?'

'No, it isn't, it's easy enough for you. You're a man. It's
different for a woman.'

'Say "yes," Rosemary! "Yes"--it's such an easy word. Go on, now;
say it. "Yes!"'

'Anyone would think you were teaching a parrot to talk, Gordon.'

'Oh, damn! Don't make jokes about it.'

It was not much use arguing. Presently they came out into the
street and walked on, southward. Somehow, from Rosemary's swift,
neat movements, from her general air of a girl who knows how to
look after herself and who yet treats life mainly as a joke, you
could make a good guess at her upbringing and her mental background.
She was the youngest child of one of those huge hungry families
which still exist here and there in the middle classes. There had
been fourteen children all told--the father was a country solicitor.
Some of Rosemary's sisters were married, some of them were
schoolmistresses or running typing bureaux; the brothers were
farming in Canada, on tea-plantations in Ceylon, in obscure
regiments of the Indian Army. Like all women who have had an
eventful girlhood, Rosemary wanted to remain a girl. That was why,
sexually, she was so immature. She had kept late into life the
high-spirited sexless atmosphere of a big family. Also she had
absorbed into her very bones the code of fair play and live-and-
let-live. She was profoundly magnanimous, quite incapable of
spiritual bullying. From Gordon, whom she adored, she put up with
almost anything. It was the measure of her magnanimity that never
once, in the two years that she had known him, had she blamed him
for not attempting to earn a proper living.

Gordon was aware of all this. But at the moment he was thinking of
other things. In the pallid circles of light about the lamp-posts,
beside Rosemary's smaller, trimmer figure, he felt graceless,
shabby, and dirty. He wished very much that he had shaved that
morning. Furtively he put a hand into his pocket and felt his
money, half afraid--it was a recurrent fear with him--that he might
have dropped a coin. However, he could feel the milled edge of a
form, his principal coin at the moment. Four and fourpence left.
He couldn't possibly take her out to supper, he reflected. They'd
have to trail dismally up and down the streets, as usual, or at
best go to a Lyons for a coffee. Bloody! How can you have any fun
when you've got no money? He said broodingly:

'Of course it all comes back to money.'

This remark came out of the blue. She looked up at him in surprise.

'What do you mean, it all comes back to money?'

'I mean the way nothing ever goes right in my life. It's always
money, money, money that's at the bottom of everything. And
especially between me and you. That's why you don't really love
me. There's a sort of film of money between us. I can feel it
every time I kiss you.'

'Money! What HAS money got to do with it, Gordon?'

'Money's got to do with everything. If I had more money you'd love
me more.'

'Of course, I wouldn't! Why should I?'

'You couldn't help it. Don't you see that if I had more money I'd
be more worth loving? Look at me now! Look at my face, look at
these clothes I'm wearing, look at everything else about me. Do
you suppose I'd be like that if I had two thousand a year? If I
had more money I should be a different person.'

'If you were a different person I shouldn't love you.'

'That's nonsense, too. But look at it like this. If we were
married would you sleep with me?'

'What questions you do ask! Of course I would. Otherwise, where
would be the sense of being married?'

'Well then, suppose I was decently well off, WOULD you marry me?'

'What's the good of talking about it, Gordon? You know we can't
afford to marry.'

'Yes, but IF we could. Would you?'

'I don't know. Yes, I would, I dare say.'

'There you are, then! That's what I said--money!'

'No, Gordon, no! That's not fair! You're twisting my words

'No, I'm not. You've got this money-business at the bottom of your
heart. Every woman's got it. You wish I was in a GOOD job now,
don't you?'

'Not in the way you mean it. I'd like you to be earning more

'And you think I ought to have stayed on at the New Albion, don't
you? You'd like me to go back there now and write slogans for
Q. T. Sauce and Truweet Breakfast Crisps. Wouldn't you?'

'No, I wouldn't. I NEVER said that.'

'You thought it, though. It's what any woman would think.'

He was being horribly unfair, and he knew it. The one thing
Rosemary had never said, the thing she was probably quite incapable
of saying, was that he ought to go back to the New Albion. But
for the moment he did not even want to be fair. His sexual
disappointment still pricked him. With a sort of melancholy triumph
he reflected that, after all, he was right. It was money that stood
between them. Money, money, all is money! He broke into a
half-serious tirade:

'Women! What nonsense they make of all our ideas! Because one
can't keep free of women, and every woman makes one pay the same
price. "Chuck away your decency and make more money"--that's what
women say. "Chuck away your decency, suck the blacking off the
boss's boots, and buy me a better fur coat than the woman next
door." Every man you can see has got some blasted woman hanging
round his neck like a mermaid, dragging him down and down--down to
some beastly little semi-detached villa in Putney, with hire-
purchase furniture and a portable radio and an aspidistra in the
window. It's women who make all progress impossible. Not that I
believe in progress,' he added rather unsatisfactorily.

'What absolute NONSENSE you do talk, Gordon! As though women were
to blame for everything!'

'They are to blame, finally. Because it's the women who really
believe in the money-code. The men obey it; they have to, but they
don't believe in it. It's the women who keep it going. The women
and their Putney villas and their fur coats and their babies and
their aspidistras.'

'It is NOT the women, Gordon! Women didn't invent money, did

'It doesn't matter who invented it, the point is that it's women
who worship it. A woman's got a sort of mystical feeling towards
money. Good and evil in a women's mind mean simply money and no
money. Look at you and me. You won't sleep with me, simply and
solely because I've got no money. Yes, that IS the reason. (He
squeezed her arm to silence her.) You admitted it only a minute
ago. And if I had a decent income you'd go to bed with me
tomorrow. It's not because you're mercenary. You don't want me
to PAY you for sleeping with me. It's not so crude as that. But
you've got that deep-down mystical feeling that somehow a man
without money isn't worthy of you. He's a weakling, a sort of
half-man--that's how you feel. Hercules, god of strength and god
of money--you'll find that in Lempriere. It's women who keep all
mythologies going. Women!'

'Women!' echoed Rosemary on a different note. 'I hate the way men
are always talking about WOMEN. "Women do this," and "WOMEN do
that"--as though all women were exactly the same!'

'Of course all women are the same! What does any woman want except
a safe income and two babies and a semi-detached villa in Putney
with an aspidistra in the window?'

'Oh, you and your aspidistras!'

'On the contrary, YOUR aspidistras. You're the sex that cultivates

She squeezed his arm and burst out laughing. She was really
extraordinarily good-natured. Besides, what he was saying was such
palpable nonsense that it did not even exasperate her. Gordon's
diatribes against women were in reality a kind of perverse joke;
indeed, the whole sex-war is at bottom only a joke. For the same
reason it is great fun to pose as a feminist or an anti-feminist
according to your sex. As they walked on they began a violent
argument upon the eternal and idiotic question of Man versus Woman.
The moves in this argument--for they had it as often as they met--
were always very much the same. Men are brutes and women are
soulless, and women have always been kept in subjection and they
jolly well ought to be kept in subjection, and look at Patient
Griselda and look at Lady Astor, and what about polygamy and Hindu
widows, and what about Mother Pankhurst's piping days when every
decent woman wore mousetraps on her garters and couldn't look at a
man without feeling her right hand itch for a castrating knife?
Gordon and Rosemary never grew tired of this kind of thing. Each
laughed with delight at the other's absurdities. There was a merry
war between them. Even as they disputed, arm in arm, they pressed
their bodies delightedly together. They were very happy. Indeed,
they adored one another. Each was to the other a standing joke and
an object infinitely precious. Presently a red and blue haze of
Neon lights appeared in the distance. They had reached the
beginning of the Tottenham Court Road. Gordon put his arm round
her waist and turned her to the right, down a darkish side-street.
They were so happy together that they had got to kiss. They stood
clasped together under the lamp-post, still laughing, two enemies
breast to breast. She rubbed her cheek against his.

'Gordon, you are such a dear old ass! I can't help loving you,
scrubby jaw and all.'

'Do you really?'

'Really and truly.'

Her arms still round him, she leaned a little backwards, pressing
her belly against his with a sort of innocent voluptuousness.

'Life IS worth living, isn't it, Gordon?'


'If only we could meet a bit oftener! Sometimes I don't see you
for weeks.'

'I know. It's bloody. If you knew how I hate my evenings alone!'

'One never seems to have time for anything. I don't even leave
that beastly office till nearly seven. What do you do with
yourself on Sundays, Gordon?'

'Oh, God! Moon about and look miserable, like everyone else.'

'Why not let's go out for a walk in the country sometimes. Then we
would have all day together. Next Sunday, for instance?'

The words chilled him. They brought back the thought of money,
which he had succeeded in putting out of his mind for half an hour
past. A trip into the country would cost money, far more than he
could possibly afford. He said in a non-committal tone that
transferred the whole thing to the realm of abstraction:

'Of course, it's not too bad in Richmond Park on Sundays. Or even
Hampstead Heath. Especially if you go in the mornings before the
crowds get there.'

'Oh, but do let's go right out into the country! Somewhere in
Surrey, for instance, or to Burnham Beeches. It's so lovely at
this time of year, with all the dead leaves on the ground, and you
can walk all day and hardly meet a soul. We'll walk for miles and
miles and have dinner at a pub. It would be such fun. Do let's!'

Blast! The money-business was coming back. A trip even as far as
Burnham Beeches would cost all of ten bob. He did some hurried
arithmetic. Five bob he might manage, and Julia would 'lend' him
five; GIVE him five, that was. At the same moment he remembered
his oath, constantly renewed and always broken, not to 'borrow'
money off Julia. He said in the same casual tone as before:

'It WOULD be rather fun. I should think we might manage it. I'll
let you know later in the week, anyway.'

They came out of the side-street, still arm in arm. There was a
pub on the corner. Rosemary stood on tiptoe, and, clinging to
Gordon's arm to support herself, managed to look over the frosted
lower half of the window.

'Look, Gordon, there's a clock in there. It's nearly half past
nine. Aren't you getting frightfully hungry?'

'No,' he said instantly and untruthfully.

'I am. I'm simply starving. Let's go and have something to eat
somewhere.' Money again! One moment more, and he must confess
that he had only four and fourpence in the world--four and
fourpence to last till Friday.

'I couldn't eat anything,' he said. 'I might manage a drink, I
dare say. Let's go and have some coffee or something. I expect
we'll find a Lyons open.'

'Oh, don't let's go to a Lyons! I know such a nice little Italian
restaurant, only just down the road. We'll have Spaghetti
Napolitaine and a bottle of red wine. I adore spaghetti. Do

His heart sank. It was no good. He would have to own up. Supper
at the Italian Restaurant could not possibly cost less than five
bob for the two of them. He said almost sullenly:

'It's about time I was getting home, as a matter of fact.'

'Oh, Gordon! Already? Why?'

'Oh, well! If you MUST know, I've only got four and fourpence in
the world. And it's got to last till Friday.'

Rosemary stopped short. She was so angry that she pinched his arm
with all her strength, meaning to hurt him and punish him.

'Gordon, you ARE an ass! You're a perfect idiot! You're the most
unspeakable idiot I've ever seen!'

'Why am I an idiot?'

'Because what does it matter whether you've got any money! I'm
asking YOU to have supper with ME.'

He freed his arm from hers and stood away from her. He did not
want to look her in the face.

'What! Do you think I'd go to a restaurant and let you pay for my

'But why not?'

'Because one can't do that sort of thing. It isn't done.'

'It "isn't done"! You'll be saying it's "not cricket" in another
moment. WHAT "isn't done"?'

'Letting you pay for my meals. A man pays for a woman, a woman
doesn't pay for a man.'

'Oh, Gordon! Are we living in the reign of Queen Victoria?'

'Yes, we are, as far as that kind of thing's concerned. Ideas
don't change so quickly.'

'But MY ideas have changed.'

'No, they haven't. You think they have, but they haven't. You've
been brought up as a woman, and you can't help behaving like a
woman, however much you don't want to.'

'But what do you mean by BEHAVING LIKE A WOMAN, anyway?'

'I tell you every woman's the same when it comes to a thing like
this. A woman despises a man who's dependent on her and sponges on
her. She may say she doesn't, she may THINK she doesn't, but she
does. She can't help it. If I let you pay for my meals YOU'D
despise me.'

He had turned away. He knew how abominably he was behaving. But
somehow he had got to say these things. The feeling that people--
even Rosemary--MUST despise him for his poverty was too strong to
be overcome. Only by rigid, jealous independence could he keep his
self-respect. Rosemary was really distressed this time. She
caught his arm and pulled him round, making him face her. With an
insistent gesture, angrily and yet demanding to be loved, she
pressed her breast against him.

'Gordon! I won't let you say such things. How can you say I'd
ever despise you?'

'I tell you you couldn't help it if I let myself sponge on you.'

'Sponge on me! What expressions you do use! How is it sponging on
me to let me pay for your supper just for once!'

He could feel the small breasts, firm and round, just beneath his
own. She looked up at him, frowning and yet not far from tears.
She thought him perverse, unreasonable, cruel. But her physical
nearness distracted him. At this moment all he could remember was
that in two years she had never yielded to him. She had starved
him of the one thing that mattered. What was the good of pretending
that she loved him when in the last essential she recoiled? He
added with a kind of deadly joy:

'In a way you do despise me. Oh, yes, I know you're fond of me.
But after all, you can't take me quite seriously. I'm a kind of
joke to you. You're fond of me, and yet I'm not quite your equal--
that's how you feel.'

It was what he had said before, but with this difference, that now
he meant it, or said it as if he meant it. She cried out with
tears in her voice:

'I don't, Gordon, I don't! You KNOW I don't!'

'You do. That's why you won't sleep with me. Didn't I tell you
that before?'

She looked up at him an instant longer, and then buried her face in
his breast as suddenly as though ducking from a blow. It was
because she had burst into tears. She wept against his breast,
angry with him, hating him, and yet clinging to him like a child.
It was the childish way in which she clung to him, as a mere male
breast to weep on, that hurt him most. With a sort of self-hatred
he remembered the other women who in just the same way had cried
against his breast. It seemed the only thing he could do with
women, to make them cry. With his arm round her shoulders he
caressed her clumsily, trying to console her.

'You've gone and made me cry!' she whimpered in self-contempt.

'I'm sorry! Rosemary, dear one! Don't cry, PLEASE don't cry.'

'Gordon, dearest! WHY do you have to be so beastly to me?'

'I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Sometimes I can't help it.'

'But why? Why?'

She had got over her crying. Rather more composed, she drew away
from him and felt for something to wipe her eyes. Neither of them
had a handkerchief. Impatiently, she wrung the tears out of her
eyes with her knuckles.

'How silly we always are! Now, Gordon, BE nice for once. Come
along to the restaurant and have some supper and let me pay for


'Just this once. Never mind about the old money-business. Do it
just to please me.'

'I tell you I can't do that kind of thing. I've got to keep my end

'But what do you mean, keep your end up?'

'I've made a war on money, and I've got to keep the rules. The
first rule is never to take charity.'

'Charity! Oh, Gordon, I DO think you're silly!'

She squeezed his ribs again. It was a sign of peace. She did not
understand him, probably never would understand him; yet she
accepted him as he was, hardly even protesting against his
unreasonableness. As she put her face up to be kissed he noticed
that her lips were salt. A tear had trickled here. He strained
her against him. The hard defensive feeling had gone out of her
body. She shut her eyes and sank against him and into him as
though her bones had grown weak, and her lips parted and her small
tongue sought for his. It was very seldom that she did that. And
suddenly, as he felt her body yielding, he seemed to know with
certainty that their struggle was ended. She was his now when he
chose to take her, and yet perhaps she did not fully understand
what it was that she was offering; it was simply an instinctive
movement of generosity, a desire to reassure him--to smooth away
that hateful feeling of being unloveable and unloved. She said
nothing of this in words. It was the feeling of her body that
seemed to say it. But even if this had been the time and the place
he could not have taken her. At this moment he loved her but did
not desire her. His desire could only return at some future time
when there was no quarrel fresh in his mind and no consciousness of
four and fourpence in his pocket to daunt him.

Presently they separated their mouths, though still clinging
closely together.

'How stupid it is, the way we quarrel, isn't it Gordon? When we
meet so seldom.'

'I know. It's all my fault. I can't help it. Things rub me up.
It's money at the bottom of it, always money.'

'Oh, money! You let it worry you too much, Gordon.'

'Impossible. It's the only thing worth worrying about.'

'But, anyway, we WILL go out into the country next Sunday, won't
we? To Burnham Beeches or somewhere. It would be so nice if we

'Yes, I'd love to. We'll go early and be out all day. I'll raise
the train fares somehow.'

'But you'll let me pay my own fare, won't you?'

'No, I'd rather I paid them, but we'll go, anyway.'

'And you really won't let me pay for your supper--just this once,
just to show you trust me?'

'No, I can't. I'm sorry. I've told you why.'

'Oh, dear! I suppose we shall have to say good night. It's
getting late.'

They stayed talking a long time, however, so long that Rosemary got
no supper after all. She had to be back at her lodgings by eleven,
or the she-dragons were angry. Gordon went to the top of the
Tottenham Court Road and took the tram. It was a penny cheaper
than taking the bus. On the wooden seat upstairs he was wedged
against a small dirty Scotchman who read the football finals and
oozed beer. Gordon was very happy. Rosemary was going to be his
mistress. Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. To the music of
the tram's booming he whispered the seven completed stanzas of his
poem. Nine stanzas there would be in all. It was GOOD. He
believed in it and in himself. He was a poet. Gordon Comstock,
author of Mice. Even in London Pleasures he once again believed.

He thought of Sunday. They were to meet at nine o'clock at
Paddington Station. Ten bob or so it would cost; he would raise
the money if he had to pawn his shirt. And she was going to become
his mistress; this very Sunday, perhaps, if the right chance
offered itself. Nothing had been said. Only, somehow, it was
agreed between them.

Please God it kept fine on Sunday! It was deep winter now. What
luck if it turned out one of those splendid windless days--one of
those days that might almost be summer, when you can lie for hours
on the dead bracken and never feel cold! But you don't get many
days like that; a dozen at most in every winter. As likely as not
it would rain. He wondered whether they would get a chance to do
it after all. They had nowhere to go, except the open air. There
are so many pairs of lovers in London with 'nowhere to go'; only
the streets and the parks, where there is no privacy and it is
always cold. It is not easy to make love in a cold climate when
you have no money. The 'never the time and the place' motif is not
made enough of in novels.


The plumes of the chimneys floated perpendicular against skies of
smoky rose.

Gordon caught the 27 bus at ten past eight. The streets were still
locked in their Sunday sleep. On the doorsteps the milk bottles
waited ungathered like little white sentinels. Gordon had fourteen
shillings in his hand--thirteen and nine, rather, because the bus
fare was threepence. Nine bob he had set aside from his wages--God
knew what that was going to mean, later in the week!--and five he
had borrowed from Julia.

He had gone round to Julia's place on Thursday night. Julia's room
in Earl's Court, though only a second-floor back, was not just a
vulgar bedroom like Gordon's. It was a bed-sitting with the accent
on the sitting. Julia would have died of starvation sooner than
put up with such squalor as Gordon lived in. Indeed every one of
her scraps of furniture, collected over intervals of years,
represented a period of semi-starvation. There was a divan bed that
could very nearly be mistaken for a sofa, and a little round fumed
oak table, and two 'antique' hardwood chairs, and an ornamental
footstool and a chintz-covered armchair--Drage's: thirteen monthly
payments--in front of the tiny gas-fire; and there were various
brackets with framed photos of father and mother and Gordon and Aunt
Angela, and a birchwood calendar--somebody's Christmas present--with
'It's a long lane that has no turning' done on it in pokerwork.
Julia depressed Gordon horribly. He was always telling himself that
he ought to go and see her oftener; but in practice he never went
near her except to 'borrow' money.

When Gordon had given three knocks--three knocks for second floor--
Julia took him up to her room and knelt down in front of the gas-

'I'll light the fire again,' she said. 'You'd like a cup of tea,
wouldn't you?'

He noted the 'again'. The room was beastly cold--no fire had been
lighted in it this evening. Julia always 'saved gas' when she was
alone. He looked at her long narrow back as she knelt down. How
grey her hair was getting! Whole locks of it were quite grey. A
little more, and it would be 'grey hair' tout court.

'You like your tea strong, don't you?' breathed Julia, hovering
over the tea-caddy with tender, goose-like movements.

Gordon drank his cup of tea standing up, his eye on the birchwood
calendar. Out with it! Get it over! Yet his heart almost failed
him. The meanness of this hateful cadging! What would it all tot
up to, the money he had 'borrowed' from her in all these years?

'I say, Julia, I'm damned sorry--I hate asking you; but look here--'

'Yes, Gordon?' she said quietly. She knew what was coming.

'Look here, Julia, I'm damned sorry, but could you lend me five

'Yes, Gordon, I expect so.'

She sought out the small, worn black leather purse that was hidden
at the bottom of her linen drawer. He knew what she was thinking.
It meant less for Christmas presents. That was the great event of
her life nowadays--Christmas and the giving of presents: hunting
through the glittering streets, late at night after the teashop was
shut, from one bargain counter to another, picking out the trash
that women are so curiously fond of. Handkerchief sachets, letter
racks, teapots, manicure sets, birchwood calendars with mottoes in
pokerwork. All through the year she was scraping from her wretched
wages for 'So-and-so's Christmas present', or 'So-and-so's birthday
present'. And had she not, last Christmas, because Gordon was
'fond of poetry', given him the Selected Poems of John Drinkwater
in green morocco, which he had sold for half a crown? Poor Julia!
Gordon made off with his five bob as soon as he decently could.
Why is it that one can't borrow from a rich friend and can from a
half-starved relative? But one's family, of course, 'don't count'.

On the top of the bus he did mental arithmetic. Thirteen and nine
in hand. Two day-returns to Slough, five bob. Bus fares, say two
bob more, seven bob. Bread and cheese and beer at a pub, say a bob
each, nine bob. Tea, eightpence each, twelve bob. A bob for
cigarettes, thirteen bob. That left ninepence for emergencies.
They would manage all right. And how about the rest of the week?
Not a penny for tobacco! But he refused to let it worry him.
Today would be worth it, anyway.

Rosemary met him on time. It was one of her virtues that she was
never late, and even at this hour of the morning she was bright and
debonair. She was rather nicely dressed, as usual. She was
wearing her mock-shovel hat again, because he had said he liked it.
They had the station practically to themselves. The huge grey
place, littered and deserted, had a blowsy, unwashed air, as though
it were still sleeping off a Saturday night debauch. A yawning
porter in need of a shave told them the best way to get to Burnham
Beeches, and presently they were in a third-class smoker, rolling
westward, and the mean wilderness of London was opening out and
giving way to narrow sooty fields dotted with ads for Carter's
Little Liver Pills. The day was very still and warm. Gordon's
prayer had come true. It was one of those windless days which you
can hardly tell from summer. You could feel the sun behind the
mist; it would break through presently, with any luck. Gordon and
Rosemary were profoundly and rather absurdly happy. There was a
sense of wild adventure in getting out of London, with the long day
in 'the country' stretching out ahead of them. It was months since
Rosemary and a year since Gordon had set foot in 'the country'.
They sat close together with the Sunday Times open across their
knees; they did not read it, however, but watched the fields and
cows and houses and the empty goods trucks and great sleeping
factories rolling past. Both of them enjoyed the railway journey
so much that they wished it had been longer.

At Slough they got out and travelled to Farnham Common in an absurd
chocolate-coloured bus with no top. Slough was still half asleep.
Rosemary remembered the way now that they had got to Farnham
Common. You walked down a rutted road and came out on to stretches
of fine, wet, tussocky grass dotted with little naked birches. The
beech woods were beyond. Not a bough or a blade was stirring. The
trees stood like ghosts in the still, misty air. Both Rosemary and
Gordon exclaimed at the loveliness of everything. The dew, the
stillness, the satiny stems of the birches, the softness of the
turf under your feet! Nevertheless, at first they felt shrunken
and out of place, as Londoners do when they get outside London.
Gordon felt as though he had been living underground for a long
time past. He felt etiolated and unkempt. He slipped behind
Rosemary as they walked, so that she should not see his lined,
colourless face. Also, they were out of breath before they had
walked far, because they were only used to London walking, and for
the first half hour they scarcely talked. They plunged into the
woods and started westward, with not much idea of where they were
making for--anywhere, so long as it was away from London. All
round them the beech-trees soared, curiously phallic with their
smooth skin-like bark and their flutings at the base. Nothing grew
at their roots, but the dried leaves were strewn so thickly that in
the distance the slopes looked like folds of copper-coloured silk.
Not a soul seemed to be awake. Presently Gordon came level with
Rosemary. They walked on hand in hand, swishing through the dry
coppery leaves that had drifted into the ruts. Sometimes they came
out on to stretches of road where they passed huge desolate houses--
opulent country houses, once, in the carriage days, but now
deserted and unsaleable. Down the road the mist-dimmed hedges wore
that strange purplish brown, the colour of brown madder, that naked
brushwood takes on in winter. There were a few birds about--jays,
sometimes, passing between the trees with dipping flight, and
pheasants that loitered across the road with long tails trailing,
almost as tame as hens, as though knowing they were safe on Sunday.
But in half an hour Gordon and Rosemary had not passed a human
being. Sleep lay upon the countryside. It was hard to believe
that they were only twenty miles out of London.

Presently they had walked themselves into trim. They had got their
second wind and the blood glowed in their veins. It was one of
those days when you feel you could walk a hundred miles if
necessary. Suddenly, as they came out on to the road again, the
dew all down the hedge glittered with a diamond flash. The sun had
pierced the clouds. The light came slanting and yellow across the
fields, and delicate unexpected colours sprang out in everything,
as though some giant's child had been let loose with a new
paintbox. Rosemary caught Gordon's arm and pulled him against her.

'Oh, Gordon, what a LOVELY day!'


'And, oh, look, look! Look at all the rabbits in that field!'

Sure enough, at the other end of the field, innumerable rabbits
were browsing, almost like a flock of sheep. Suddenly there was a
flurry under the hedge. A rabbit had been lying there. It leapt
from its nest in the grass with a flirt of dew and dashed away down
the field, its white tail lifted. Rosemary threw herself into
Gordon's arms. It was astonishingly warm, as warm as summer. They
pressed their bodies together in a sort of sexless rapture, like
children. Here in the open air he could see the marks of time
quite clearly upon her face. She was nearly thirty, and looked it,
and he was nearly thirty, and looked more; and it mattered nothing.
He pulled off the absurd flat hat. The three white hairs gleamed
on her crown. At the moment he did not wish them away. They were
part of her and therefore lovable.

'What fun to be here alone with you! I'm so glad we came!'

'And, oh, Gordon, to think we've got all day together! And it
might so easily have rained. How lucky we are!'

'Yes. We'll burn a sacrifice to the immortal gods, presently.'

They were extravagantly happy. As they walked on they fell into
absurd enthusiasms over everything they saw: over a jay's feather
that they picked up, blue as lapis lazuli; over a stagnant pool
like a jet mirror, with boughs reflected deep down in it; over the
fungi that sprouted from the trees like monstrous horizontal ears.
They discussed for a long time what would be the best epithet to
describe a beech-tree. Both agreed that beeches look more like
sentient creatures than other trees. It is because of the
smoothness of their bark, probably, and the curious limb-like way
in which the boughs sprout from the trunk. Gordon said that the
little knobs on the bark were like the nipples of breasts and that
the sinuous upper boughs, with their smooth sooty skin, were like
the writhing trunks of elephants. They argued about similes and
metaphors. From time to time they quarrelled vigorously, according
to their custom. Gordon began to tease her by finding ugly similes
for everything they passed. He said that the russet foliage of the
hornbeams was like the hair of Burne-Jones maidens, and that the
smooth tentacles of the ivy that wound about the trees were like
the clinging arms of Dickens heroines. Once he insisted upon
destroying some mauve toadstools because he said they reminded him
of a Rackham illustration and he suspected fairies of dancing round
them. Rosemary called him a soulless pig. She waded through a bed
of drifted beech leaves that rustled about her, knee-deep, like a
weightless red-gold sea.

'Oh, Gordon, these leaves! Look at them with the sun on them!
They're like gold. They really are like gold.'

'Fairy gold. You'll be going all Barrie in another moment. As a
matter of fact, if you want an exact simile, they're just the
colour of tomato soup.'

'Don't be a pig, Gordon! Listen how they rustle. "Thick as
autumnal leaves that strow the brooks in Vallombrosa."'

'Or like one of those American breakfast cereals. Truweet
Breakfast Crisps. "Kiddies clamour for their Breakfast Crisps."'

'You are a beast!'

She laughed. They walked on hand in hand, swishing ankle-deep
through the leaves and declaiming:

'Thick as the Breakfast Crisps that strow the plates
In Welwyn Garden City!'

It was great fun. Presently they came out of the wooded area.
There were plenty of people abroad now, but not many cars if you
kept away from the main roads. Sometimes they heard church bells
ringing and made detours to avoid the churchgoers. They began to
pass through straggling villages on whose outskirts pseudo-Tudor
villas stood sniffishly apart, amid their garages, their laurel
shrubberies and their raw-looking lawns. And Gordon had some fun
railing against the villas and the godless civilization of which
they were part--a civilization of stockbrokers and their lip-
sticked wives, of golf, whisky, ouija-boards, and Aberdeen terriers
called Jock. So they walked another four miles or so, talking and
frequently quarrelling. A few gauzy clouds were drifting across
the sky, but there was hardly a breath of wind.

They were growing rather footsore and more and more hungry. Of its
own accord the conversation began to turn upon food. Neither of
them had a watch, but when they passed through a village they saw
that the pubs were open, so that it must be after twelve o'clock.
They hesitated outside a rather low-looking pub called the Bird in
Hand. Gordon was for going in; privately he reflected that in a
pub like that your bread and cheese and beer would cost you a bob
at the very most. But Rosemary said that it was a nasty-looking
place, which indeed it was, and they went on, hoping to find a
pleasanter pub at the other end of the village. They had visions
of a cosy bar-parlour, with an oak settle and perhaps a stuffed
pike in a glass case on the wall.

But there were no more pubs in the village, and presently they were
in open country again, with no houses in sight and not even any
signposts. Gordon and Rosemary began to be alarmed. At two the
pubs would shut, and then there would be no food to be had, except
perhaps a packet of biscuits from some village sweetshop. At this
thought a ravening hunger took possession of them. They toiled
exhaustedly up an enormous hill, hoping to find a village on the
other side. There was no village, but far below a dark green river
wound, with what seemed quite like a large town scattered along its
edge and a grey bridge crossing it. They did not even know what
river it was--it was the Thames, of course.

'Thank God!' said Gordon. 'There must be plenty of pubs down
there. We'd better take the first one we can find.'

'Yes, do let's. I'm starving.'

But when they neared the town it seemed strangely quiet. Gordon
wondered whether the people were all at church or eating their
Sunday dinners, until he realized that the place was quite
deserted. It was Crickham-on-Thames, one of those riverside towns
which live for the boating season and go into hibernation for the
rest of the year. It straggled along the bank for a mile or more,
and it consisted entirely of boat-houses and bungalows, all of them
shut up and empty. There were no signs of life anywhere. At last,
however, they came upon a fat, aloof, red-nosed man, with a ragged
moustache, sitting on a camp-stool beside a jar of beer on the
towpath. He was fishing with a twenty-foot roach pole, while on
the smooth green water two swans circled about his float, trying to
steal his bait as often as he pulled it up.

'Can you tell us where we can get something to eat?' said Gordon.

The fat man seemed to have been expecting this question and to
derive a sort of private pleasure from it. He answered without
looking at Gordon.

'YOU won't get nothing to eat. Not here you won't,' he said.

'But dash it! Do you mean to say there isn't a pub in the whole
place? We've walked all the way from Farnham Common.'

The fat man sniffed and seemed to reflect, still keeping his eye on
the float. 'I dessay you might try the Ravenscroft Hotel,' he
said. 'About half a mile along, that is. I dessay they'd give you
something; that is, they would if they was open.'

'But ARE they open?'

'They might be and they might not,' said the fat man comfortably.

'And can you tell us what time it is?' said Rosemary.

'It's jest gone ten parse one.'

The two swans followed Gordon and Rosemary a little way along the
towpath, evidently expecting to be fed. There did not seem much
hope that the Ravenscroft Hotel would be open. The whole place had
that desolate flyblown air of pleasure resorts in the off-season.
The woodwork of the bungalows was cracking, the white paint was
peeling off, the dusty windows showed bare interiors. Even the
slot machines that were dotted along the bank were out of order.
There seemed to be another bridge at the other end of the town.
Gordon swore heartily.

'What bloody fools we were not to go in that pub when we had the

'Oh, dear! I'm simply STARVING. Had we better turn back, do you

'It's no use, there were no pubs the way we came. We must keep on.
I suppose the Ravenscroft Hotel's on the other side of that bridge.
If that's a main road there's just a chance it'll be open.
Otherwise we're sunk.'

They dragged their way as far as the bridge. They were thoroughly
footsore now. But behold! here at last was what they wanted, for
just beyond the bridge, down a sort of private road, stood a
biggish, smartish hotel, its back lawns running down to the river.
It was obviously open. Gordon and Rosemary started eagerly towards
it, and then paused, daunted.

'It looks frightfully expensive,' said Rosemary.

It did look expensive. It was a vulgar pretentious place, all gilt
and white paint--one of those hotels which have overcharging and
bad service written on every brick. Beside the drive, commanding
the road, a snobbish board announced in gilt lettering:






Two gleaming two-seater cars were parked in the drive. Gordon
quailed. The money in his pocket seemed to shrink to nothing, this
was the very opposite to the cosy pub they had been looking for.
But he was very hungry. Rosemary tweaked at his arm.

'It looks a beastly place. I vote we go on.'

'But we've got to get some food. It's our last chance. We shan't
find another pub.'

'The food's always so disgusting in these places. Beastly cold
beef that tastes as if it had been saved up from last year. And
they charge you the earth for it.'

'Oh, well, we'll just order bread and cheese and beer. It always
costs about the same.'

'But they hate you doing that. They'll try to bully us into having
a proper lunch, you'll see. We must be firm and just say bread and

'All right, we'll be firm. Come on.'

They went in, resolved to be firm. But there was an expensive
smell in the draughty hallway--a smell of chintz, dead flowers,
Thames water, and the rinsings of wine bottles. It was the
characteristic smell of a riverside hotel. Gordon's heart sank
lower. He knew the type of place this was. It was one of those
desolate hotels which exist all along the motor roads and are
frequented by stockbrokers airing their whores on Sunday
afternoons. In such places you are insulted and overcharged almost
as a matter of course. Rosemary shrank nearer to him. She too was
intimidated. They saw a door marked 'Saloon' and pushed it open,
thinking it must be the bar. It was not a bar, however, but a
large, smart, chilly room with corduroy-upholstered chairs and
settees. You could have mistaken it for an ordinary drawing-room
except that all the ashtrays advertised White Horse whisky. And
round one of the tables the people from the cars outside--two
blond, flat-headed, fattish men, over-youthfully dressed, and two
disagreeable elegant young women--were sitting, having evidently
just finished lunch. A waiter, bending over their table, was
serving them with liqueurs.

Gordon and Rosemary had halted in the doorway. The people at the
table were already eyeing them with offensive upper-middle-class
eyes. Gordon and Rosemary looked tired and dirty, and they knew
it. The notion of ordering bread and cheese and beer had almost
vanished from their minds. In such a place as this you couldn't
possibly say 'Bread and cheese and beer'; 'Lunch' was the only
thing you could say. There was nothing for it but 'Lunch' or
flight. The waiter was almost openly contemptuous. He had summed
them up at a glance as having no money; but also he had divined
that it was in their minds to fly and was determined to stop them
before they could escape.

'Sare?' he demanded, lifting his tray off the table.

Now for it! Say 'Bread and cheese and beer', and damn the
consequences! Alas! his courage was gone. 'Lunch' it would have
to be. With a seeming-careless gesture he thrust his hand into his
pocket. He was feeling his money to make sure that it was still
there. Seven and elevenpence left, he knew. The waiter's eye
followed the movement; Gordon had a hateful feeling that the man
could actually see through the cloth and count the money in his
pocket. In a tone as lordly as he could make it, he remarked:

'Can we have some lunch, please?'

'Luncheon, sare? Yes, sare. Zees way.'

The waiter was a black-haired young man with a very smooth, well-
featured, sallow face. His dress clothes were excellently cut and
yet unclean-looking, as though he seldom took them off. He looked
like a Russian prince; probably he was an Englishman and had
assumed a foreign accent because this was proper in a waiter.
Defeated, Rosemary and Gordon followed him to the dining-room,
which was at the back, giving on to the lawn. It was exactly like
an aquarium. It was built entirely of greenish glass, and it was
so damp and chilly that you could almost have fancied yourself
under water. You could both see and smell the river outside. In
the middle of each of the small round tables there was a bowl of
paper flowers, but at one side, to complete the aquarium effect,
there was a whole florist's stand of evergreens, palms, and
aspidistras and so forth, like dreary water-plants. In summer such
a room might be pleasant enough; at present, when the sun had gone
behind a cloud, it was merely dank and miserable. Rosemary was
almost as much afraid of the waiter as Gordon was. As they sat
down and he turned away for a moment she made a face at his back.

'I'm going to pay for my own lunch,' she whispered to Gordon,
across the table.

'No, you're not.'

'What a horrible place! The food's sure to be filthy. I do wish
we hadn't come.'


The waiter had come back with a flyblown printed menu. He handed
it to Gordon and stood over him with the menacing air of a waiter
who knows that you have not much money in your pocket. Gordon's
heart pounded. If it was a table d'hote lunch at three and
sixpence or even half a crown, they were sunk. He set his teeth
and looked at the menu. Thank God! It was a la carte. The
cheapest thing on the list was cold beef and salad for one and
sixpence. He said, or rather mumbled:

'We'll have some cold beef, please.'

The waiter's delicate eyebrows lifted. He feigned surprise.

'ONLY ze cold beef, sare?'

'Yes that'll do to go on with, anyway.'

'But you will not have ANYSING else, sare?'

'Oh, well. Bring us some bread, of course. And butter.'

'But no soup to start wiz, sare?'

'No. No soup.'

'Nor any fish, sare? Only ze cold beef?'

'Do we want any fish, Rosemary? I don't think we do. No. No

'Nor any sweet to follow, sare? ONLY ze cold beef?'

Gordon had difficulty in controlling his features. He thought he
had never hated anyone so much as he hated this waiter.

'We'll tell you afterwards if we want anything else,' he said.

'And you will drink sare?'

Gordon had meant to ask for beer, but he hadn't the courage now.
He had got to win back his prestige after this affair of the cold

'Bring me the wine list,' he said flatly.

Another flyblown list was produced. All the wines looked
impossibly expensive. However, at the very top of the list there
was some nameless table claret at two and nine a bottle. Gordon
made hurried calculations. He could just manage two and nine. He
indicated the wine with his thumbnail.

'Bring us a bottle of this,' he said.

The waiter's eyebrows rose again. He essayed a stroke of irony.

'You will have ze WHOLE bottle, sare? You would not prefare ze
half bottle?'

'A whole bottle,' said Gordon coldly.

All in a single delicate movement of contempt the waiter inclined
his head, shrugged his left shoulder, and turned away. Gordon
could not stand it. He caught Rosemary's eye across the table.
Somehow or other they had got to put that waiter in his place! In
a moment the waiter came back, carrying the bottle of cheap wine by
the neck, and half concealing it behind his coat tails, as though
it were something a little indecent or unclean. Gordon had thought
of a way to avenge himself. As the waiter displayed the bottle he
put out a hand, felt it, and frowned.

'That's not the way to serve red wine,' he said.

Just for a moment the waiter was taken aback. 'Sare?' he said.

'It's stone cold. Take the bottle away and warm it.'

'Very good, sare.'

But it was not really a victory. The waiter did not look abashed.
Was the wine worth warming? his raised eyebrow said. He bore the
bottle away with easy disdain, making it quite clear to Rosemary
and Gordon that it was bad enough to order the cheapest wine on the
list without making this fuss about it afterwards.

The beef and salad were corpse-cold and did not seem like real food
at all. They tasted like water. The rolls, also, though stale,
were damp. The reedy Thames water seemed to have got into
everything. It was no surprise that when the wine was opened it
tasted like mud. But it was alcoholic, that was the great thing.
It was quite a surprise to find how stimulating it was, once you
had got it past your gullet and into your stomach. After drinking
a glass and a half Gordon felt very much better. The waiter stood
by the door, ironically patient, his napkin over his arm, trying to
make Gordon and Rosemary uncomfortable by his presence. At first
he succeeded, but Gordon's back was towards him, and he disregarded
him and presently almost forgot him. By degrees their courage
returned. They began to talk more easily and in louder voices.

'Look,' said Gordon. 'Those swans have followed us all the way up

Sure enough, there were the two swans sailing vaguely to and fro
over the dark green water. And at this moment the sun burst out
again and the dreary aquarium of a dining-room was flooded with
pleasant greenish light. Gordon and Rosemary felt suddenly warm
and happy. They began chattering about nothing, almost as though
the waiter had not been there, and Gordon took up the bottle and
poured out two more glasses of wine. Over their glasses their eyes
met. She was looking at him with a sort of yielding irony. 'I'm
your mistress,' her eyes said; 'what a joke!' Their knees were
touching under the small table; momentarily she squeezed his knee
between her own. Something leapt inside him; a warm wave of
sensuality and tenderness crept up his body. He had remembered!
She was his girl, his mistress. Presently, when they were alone,
in some hidden place in the warm, windless air, he would have her
naked body all for his own at last. True, all the morning he had
known this, but somehow the knowledge had been unreal. It was only
now that he grasped it. Without words said, with a sort of bodily
certainty, he knew that within an hour she would be in his arms,
naked. As they sat there in the warm light, their knees touching,
their eyes meeting, they felt as though already everything had been
accomplished. There was deep intimacy between them. They could
have sat there for hours, just looking at one another and talking
of trivial things that had meanings for them and for nobody else.
They did sit there for twenty minutes or more. Gordon had
forgotten the waiter--had even forgotten, momentarily, the disaster
of being let in for this wretched lunch that was going to strip him
of every penny he had. But presently the sun went in, the room
grew grey again, and they realized that it was time to go.

'The bill,' said Gordon, turning half round.

The waiter made a final effort to be offensive.

'Ze bill, sare? But you do not wish any coffee, sare?'

'No, no coffee. The bill.'

The waiter retired and came back with a folded slip on a salver.
Gordon opened it. Six and threepence--and he had exactly seven and
elevenpence in the world! Of course he had known approximately
what the bill must be, and yet it was a shock now that it came. He
stood up, felt in his pocket, and took out all his money. The
sallow young waiter, his salver on his arm, eyed the handful of
money; plainly he divined that it was all Gordon had. Rosemary
also had got up and come round the table. She pinched Gordon's
elbow; this was a signal that she would like to pay her share.
Gordon pretended not to notice. He paid the six and threepence,
and, as he turned away, dropped another shilling on to the salver.
The waiter balanced it for a moment on his hand, flicked it over,
and then slipped it into his waistcoat pocket with the air of
covering up something unmentionable.

As they went down the passage, Gordon felt dismayed, helpless--
dazed, almost. All his money gone at a single swoop! It was a
ghastly thing to happen. If only they had not come to this
accursed place! The whole day was ruined now--and all for the sake
of a couple of plates of cold beef and a bottle of muddy wine!
Presently there would be tea to think about, and he had only six
cigarettes left, and there were the bus fares back to Slough and
God knew what else; and he had just eightpence to pay for the lot!
They got outside the hotel feeling as if they had been kicked out
and the door slammed behind them. All the warm intimacy of a
moment ago was gone. Everything seemed different now that they
were outside. Their blood seemed to grow suddenly cooler in the
open air. Rosemary walked ahead of him, rather nervous, not
speaking. She was half frightened now by the thing she had
resolved to do. He watched her strong delicate limbs moving.
There was her body that he had wanted so long; but now when the
time had come it only daunted him. He wanted her to be his, he
wanted to HAVE HAD her, but he wished it were over and done with.
It was an effort--a thing he had got to screw himself up to. It
was strange that that beastly business of the hotel bill could have
upset him so completely. The easy carefree mood of the morning was
shattered; in its place there had come back the hateful, harassing,
familiar thing--worry about money. In a minute he would have to
own up that he had only eightpence left; he would have to borrow
money off her to get them home; it would be squalid and shameful.
Only the wine inside him kept up his courage. The warmth of the
wine, and the hateful feeling of having only eightpence left,
warred together in his body, neither getting the better of the

They walked rather slowly, but soon they were away from the river
and on higher ground again. Each searched desperately for
something to say and could think of nothing. He came level with
her, took her hand, and wound her fingers within his own. Like
that they felt better. But his heart beat painfully, his entrails
were constricted. He wondered whether she felt the same.

'There doesn't seem to be a soul about,' she said at last.

'It's Sunday afternoon. They're all asleep under the aspidistra,
after roast beef and Yorkshire.'

There was another silence. They walked on fifty yards or so. With
difficulty mastering his voice, he managed to say:

'It's extraordinarily warm. We might sit down for a bit if we can
find a place.'

'Yes, all right. If you like.'

Presently they came to a small copse on the left of the road. It
looked dead and empty, nothing growing under the naked trees. But
at the corner of the copse, on the far side, there was a great
tangled patch of sloe or blackthorn bushes. He put his arm round
her without saying anything and turned her in that direction.
There was a gap in the hedge with some barbed wire strung across
it. He held the wire up for her and she slipped nimbly under it.
His heart leapt again. How supple and strong she was! But as he
climbed over the wire to follow her, the eightpence--a sixpence and
two pennies--clinked in his pocket, daunting him anew.

When they got to the bushes they found a natural alcove. On three
sides were beds of thorns, leafless but impenetrable, and on the
other side you looked downhill over a sweep of naked ploughed
fields. At the bottom of the hill stood a low-roofed cottage, tiny
as a child's toy, its chimneys smokeless. Not a creature was
stirring anywhere. You could not have been more alone than in such
a place. The grass was the fine mossy stuff that grows under

'We ought to have brought a mackintosh,' he said. He had knelt

'It doesn't matter. The ground's fairly dry.'

He pulled her to the ground beside him, kissed her, pulled off the
flat felt hat, lay upon her breast to breast, kissed her face all
over. She lay under him, yielding rather than responding. She did
not resist when his hand sought her breasts. But in her heart she
was still frightened. She would do it--oh, yes! she would keep her
implied promise, she would not draw back; but all the same she was
frightened. And at heart he too was half reluctant. It dismayed
him to find how little, at this moment, he really wanted her. The
money-business still unnerved him. How can you make love when you
have only eightpence in your pocket and are thinking about it all
the time? Yet in a way he wanted her. Indeed, he could not do
without her. His life would be a different thing when once they
were really lovers. For a long time he lay on her breast, her head
turned sideways, his face against her neck and hair, attempting
nothing further.

Then the sun came out again. It was getting low in the sky now.
The warm light poured over them as though a membrane across the sky
had broken. It had been a little cold on the grass, really, with
the sun behind the clouds; but now once again it was almost as warm
as summer. Both of them sat up to exclaim at it.

'Oh, Gordon, look! Look how the sun's lighting everything up!'

As the clouds melted away a widening yellow beam slid swiftly
across the valley, gilding everything in its path. Grass that had
been dull green shone suddenly emerald. The empty cottage below
sprang out into warm colours, purply-blue of tiles, cherry-red of
brick. Only the fact that no birds were singing reminded you that
it was winter. Gordon put his arm round Rosemary and pulled her
hard against him. They sat cheek to cheek, looking down the hill.
He turned her round and kissed her.

'You do like me, don't you?'

'Adore you, silly.'

'And you're going to be nice to me, aren't you?'

'Nice to you?'

'Let me do what I want with you?'

'Yes, I expect so.'


'Yes, all right. Anything.'

He pressed her back upon the grass. It was quite different now.
The warmth of the sun seemed to have got into their bones. 'Take
your clothes off, there's a dear,' he whispered. She did it
readily enough. She had no shame before him. Besides, it was so
warm and the place was so solitary that it did not matter how many
clothes you took off. They spread her clothes out and made a sort
of bed for her to lie on. Naked, she lay back, her hands behind
her head, her eyes shut, smiling slightly, as though she had
considered everything and were at peace in her mind. For a long
time he knelt and gazed at her body. Its beauty startled him. She
looked much younger naked than with her clothes on. Her face,
thrown back, with eyes shut, looked almost childish. He moved
closer to her. Once again the coins clinked in his pocket. Only
eightpence left! Trouble coming presently. But he wouldn't think
of it now. Get on with it, that's the great thing, get on with it
and damn the future! He put an arm beneath her and laid his body
to hers.

'May I?--now?'

'Yes. All right.'

'You're not frightened?'


'I'll be as gentle as I can with you.'

'It doesn't matter.'

A moment later:

'Oh, Gordon, no! No, no, no!'

'What? What is it?'

'No, Gordon, no! You mustn't! NO!'

She put her hands against him and pushed him violently back. Her
face looked remote, frightened, almost hostile. It was terrible to
feel her push him away at such a moment. It was as though cold
water had been dashed all over him. He fell back from her,
dismayed, hurriedly rearranging his clothes.

'What is it? What's the matter?'

'Oh, Gordon! I thought you--oh, dear!'

She threw her arm over her face and rolled over on her side, away
from him, suddenly ashamed.

'What is it?' he repeated.

'How could you be so THOUGHTLESS?'

'What do you mean--thoughtless?'

'Oh! you know what I mean!'

His heart shrank. He did know what she meant; but he had never
thought of it till this moment. And of course--oh, yes!--he ought
to have thought of it. He stood up and turned away from her.
Suddenly he knew that he could go no further with this business.
In a wet field on a Sunday afternoon--and in mid-winter at that!
Impossible! It seemed so right, so natural only a minute ago; now
it seemed merely squalid and ugly.

'I didn't expect THIS,' he said bitterly.

'But I couldn't help it, Gordon! You ought to have--you know.'

'You don't think I go in for that kind of thing, do you?'

'But what else can we do? I can't have a baby, can I?'

'You must take your chance.'

'Oh, Gordon, how impossible you are!'

She lay looking up at him, her face full of distress, too overcome
for the moment even to remember that she was naked. His
disappointment had turned to anger. There you are, you see! Money
again! Even the most secret action of your life you don't escape
it; you've still got to spoil everything with filthy cold-blooded
precautions for money's sake. Money, money, always money! Even in
the bridal bed, the finger of the money-god intruding! In the
heights or in the depths, he is there. He walked a pace or two up
and down, his hands in his pockets.

'Money again, you see!' he said. 'Even at a moment like this it's
got the power to stand over us and bully us. Even when we're alone
and miles from anywhere, with not a soul to see us.'

'What's MONEY got to do with it?'

'I tell you it'd never enter your head to worry about a baby if it
wasn't for the money. You'd WANT the baby if it wasn't for that.
You say you "can't" have a baby. What do you mean, you "can't"
have a baby? You mean you daren't; because you'd lose your job and
I've got no money and all of us would starve. This birth-control
business! It's just another way they've found out of bullying us.
And you want to acquiesce in it, apparently.'

'But what am I to do, Gordon? What am I to do?'

At this moment the sun disappeared behind the clouds. It became
perceptibly colder. After all, the scene was grotesque--the naked
woman lying in the grass, the dressed man standing moodily by with
his hands in his pockets. She'd catch her death of cold in another
moment, lying there like that. The whole thing was absurd and

'But what else am I to do?' she repeated.

'I should think you might start by putting your clothes on,' he
said coldly.

He had only said it to avenge his irritation; but its result was to
make her so painfully and obviously embarrassed that he had to turn
his back on her. She had dressed herself in a very few moments.
As she knelt lacing up her shoes he heard her sniff once or twice.
She was on the point of crying and was struggling to restrain
herself. He felt horribly ashamed. He would have liked to throw
himself on his knees beside her, put his arms round her, and ask
her pardon. But he could do nothing of the kind; the scene had
left him lumpish and awkward. It was with difficulty that he could
command his voice even for the most banal remark.

'Are you ready?' he said flatly.


They went back to the road, climbed through the wire, and started
down the hill without another word. Fresh clouds were rolling
across the sun. It was getting much colder. Another hour and the
early dusk would have fallen. They reached the bottom of the hill
and came in sight of the Ravenscroft Hotel, scene of their

'Where are we going?' said Rosemary in a small sulky voice.

'Back to Slough, I suppose. We must cross the bridge and have a
look at the signposts.'

They scarcely spoke again till they had gone several miles.
Rosemary was embarrassed and miserable. A number of times she
edged closer to him, meaning to take his arm, but he edged away
from her; and so they walked abreast with almost the width of the
road between them. She imagined that she had offended him
mortally. She supposed that it was because of his disappointment--
because she had pushed him away at the critical moment--that he was
angry with her; she would have apologized if he had given her a
quarter of a chance. But as a matter of fact he was scarcely
thinking of this any longer. His mind had turned away from that
side of things. It was the money-business that was troubling him
now--the fact that he had only eightpence in his pocket. In a very
little while he would have to confess it. There would be the bus
fares from Farnham to Slough, and tea in Slough, and cigarettes,
and more bus fares and perhaps another meal when they got back to
London; and just eightpence to cover the lot! He would have to
borrow from Rosemary after all. And that was so damned humiliating.
It is hateful to have to borrow money off someone you have just been
quarrelling with. What nonsense it made of all his fine attitudes!
There was he, lecturing her, putting on superior airs, pretending to
be shocked because she took contraception for granted; and the next
moment turning round and asking her for money! But there you are,
you see, that's what money can do. There is no attitude that money
or the lack of it cannot puncture.

By half past four it was almost completely dark. They tramped
along misty roads where there was no illumination save the cracks
of cottage windows and the yellow beam of an occasional car. It
was getting beastly cold, too, but they had walked four miles and
the exercise had warmed them. It was impossible to go on being
unsociable any longer. They began to talk more easily and by
degrees they edged closer together. Rosemary took Gordon's arm.
Presently she stopped him and swung him round to face her.

'Gordon, WHY are you so beastly to me?'

'How am I beastly to you?'

'Coming all this way without speaking a word!'

'Oh, well!'

'Are you still angry with me because of what happened just now?'

'No. I was never angry with you. YOU'RE not to blame.'

She looked up at him, trying to divine the expression of his face
in the almost pitch darkness. He drew her against him, and, as she
seemed to expect it, tilted her face back and kissed her. She
clung to him eagerly; her body melted against his. She had been
waiting for this, it seemed.

'Gordon, you do love me, don't you?'

'Of course I do.'

'Things went wrong somehow. I couldn't help it. I got frightened

'It doesn't matter. Another time it'll be all right.'

She was lying limp against him, her head on his breast. He could
feel her heart beating. It seemed to flutter violently, as though
she were taking some decision.

'I don't care,' she said indistinctly, her face buried in his coat.

'Don't care about what?'

'The baby. I'll risk it. You can do what you like with me.'

At these surrendering words a weak desire raised itself in him and
died away at once. He knew why she had said it. It was not
because, at this moment, she really wanted to be made love to. It
was from a mere generous impulse to let him know that she loved him
and would take a dreaded risk rather than disappoint him.

'Now?' he said.

'Yes, if you like.'

He considered. He so wanted to be sure that she was his! But the
cold night air flowed over them. Behind the hedges the long grass
would be wet and chill. This was not the time or the place.
Besides, that business of the eightpence had usurped his mind. He
was not in the mood any longer.

'I can't,' he said finally.

'You can't! But, Gordon! I thought--'

'I know. But it's all different now.'

'You're still upset?'

'Yes. In a way.'


He pushed her a little away from him. As well have the explanation
now as later. Nevertheless he was so ashamed that he mumbled
rather than said:

'I've got a beastly thing to say to you. It's been worrying me all
the way along.'

'What is it?'

'It's this. Can you lend me some money? I'm absolutely cleaned
out. I had just enough money for today, but that beastly hotel
bill upset everything. I've only eightpence left.'

Rosemary was amazed. She broke right out of his arms in her

'Only eightpence left! What ARE you talking about? What does it
matter if you've only eightpence left?'

'Don't I tell you I shall have to borrow money off you in another
minute? You'll have to pay for your own bus fares, and my bus
fares, and your tea and Lord knows what. And I asked you to come
out with me! You're supposed to be my guest. It's bloody.'

'Your GUEST! Oh, Gordon. Is THAT what's been worrying you all
this time?'


'Gordon, you ARE a baby! How can you let yourself be worried by a
thing like that? As though I minded lending you money! Aren't I
always telling you I want to pay my share when we go out together?'

'Yes, and you know how I hate your paying. We had that out the
other night.'

'Oh, how absurd, how absurd you are! Do you think there's anything
to be ashamed of in having no money?'

'Of course there is! It's the only thing in the world there IS to
be ashamed of.'

'But what's it got to do with you and me making love, anyway? I
don't understand you. First you want to and then you don't want
to. What's money got to do with it?'


He wound her arm in his and started down the road. She would never
understand. Nevertheless he had got to explain.

'Don't you understand that one isn't a full human being--that one
doesn't FEEL a human being--unless one's got money in one's

'No. I think that's just silly.'

'It isn't that I don't want to make love to you. I do. But I tell
you I can't make love to you when I've only eightpence in my
pocket. At least when you know I've only eightpence. I just can't
do it. It's physically impossible.'

'But why? Why?'

'You'll find it in Lempriere,' he said obscurely.

That settled it. They talked no more about it. For the second
time he had behaved grossly badly and yet he had made her feel as
if it were she who was in the wrong. They walked on. She did not
understand him; on the other hand, she forgave him everything.
Presently they reached Farnham Common, and, after a wait at the
cross road, got a bus to Slough. In the darkness, as the bus
loomed near, Rosemary found Gordon's hand and slipped half a crown
into it, so that he might pay the fares and not be shamed in public
by letting a woman pay for him.

For his own part Gordon would sooner have walked to Slough and
saved the bus fares, but he knew Rosemary would refuse. In Slough,
also, he was for taking the train straight back to London, but
Rosemary said indignantly that she wasn't going to go without her
tea, so they went to a large, dreary, draughty hotel near the
station. Tea, with little wilting sandwiches and rock cakes like
balls of putty, was two shillings a head. It was torment to Gordon
to let her pay for his food. He sulked, ate nothing, and, after a
whispered argument, insisted on contributing his eightpence towards
the cost of the tea.

It was seven o'clock when they took the train back to London. The
train was full of tired hikers in khaki shorts. Rosemary and
Gordon did not talk much. They sat close together, Rosemary with
her arm twined through his, playing with his hand, Gordon looking
out of the window. People in the carriage eyed them, wondering
what they had quarrelled about. Gordon watched the lamp-starred
darkness streaming past. So the day to which he had looked forward
was ended. And now back to Willowbed Road, with a penniless week
ahead. For a whole week, unless some miracle happened, he wouldn't
even be able to buy himself a cigarette. What a bloody fool he had
been! Rosemary was not angry with him. By the pressure of her
hand she tried to make it clear to him that she loved him. His
pale discontented face, turned half away from her, his shabby coat,
and his unkempt mouse-coloured hair that wanted cutting more than
ever, filled her with profound pity. She felt more tenderly
towards him than she would have done if everything had gone well,
because in her feminine way she grasped that he was unhappy and
that life was difficult for him.

'See me home, will you?' she said as they got out at Paddington.

'If you don't mind walking. I haven't got the fare.'

'But let ME pay the fare. Oh, dear! I suppose you won't. But how
are you going to get home yourself?'

'Oh, I'll walk. I know the way. It's not very far.'

'I hate to think of you walking all that way. You look so tired.
Be a dear and let me pay your fare home. DO!'

'No. You've paid quite enough for me already.'

'Oh, dear! You are so silly!'

They halted at the entrance to the Underground. He took her hand.
'I suppose we must say good-bye for the present,' he said.

'Good-bye, Gordon dear. Thanks ever so much for taking me out. It
was such fun this morning.'

'Ah, this morning! It was different then.' His mind went back to
the morning hours, when they had been alone on the road together
and there was still money in his pocket. Compunction seized him.
On the whole he had behaved badly. He pressed her hand a little
tighter. 'You're not angry with me, are you?'

'No, silly, of course not.'

'I didn't mean to be beastly to you. It was the money. It's
always the money.'

'Never mind, it'll be better next time. We'll go to some better
place. We'll go down to Brighton for the week-end, or something.'

'Perhaps, when I've got the money. You will write soon, won't


'Your letters are the only things that keep me going. Tell me when
you'll write, so that I can have your letter to look forward to.'

'I'll write tomorrow night and post it on Tuesday. Then you'll get
it last post on Tuesday night.'

'Then good-bye, Rosemary dear.'

'Good-bye, Gordon darling.'

He left her at the booking-office. When he had gone twenty yards
he felt a hand laid on his arm. He turned sharply. It was
Rosemary. She thrust a packet of twenty Gold Flake, which she had
bought at the tobacco kiosk, into his coat pocket and ran back to
the Underground before he could protest.

He trailed homeward through the wastes of Marylebone and Regent's
Park. It was the fag-end of the day. The streets were dark and
desolate, with that strange listless feeling of Sunday night when
people are more tired after a day of idleness than after a day of
work. It was vilely cold, too. The wind had risen when the night
fell. Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over. Gordon was footsore,
having walked a dozen or fifteen miles, and also hungry. He had
had little food all day. In the morning he had hurried off without
a proper breakfast, and the lunch at the Ravenscroft Hotel wasn't
the kind of meal that did you much good; since then he had had no
solid food. However, there was no hope of getting anything when he
got home. He had told Mother Wisbeach that he would be away all

When he reached the Hampstead Road he had to wait on the kerb to
let a stream of cars go past. Even here everything seemed dark and
gloomy, in spite of the glaring lamps and the cold glitter of the
jewellers' windows. The raw wind pierced his thin clothes, making
him shiver. Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over The bending
poplars, newly bare. He had finished that poem, all except the
last two lines. He thought again of those hours this morning--the
empty misty roads, the feeling of freedom and adventure, of having
the whole day and the whole country before you in which to wander
at will. It was having money that did it, of course. Seven and
elevenpence he had had in his pocket this morning. It had been a
brief victory over the money-god; a morning's apostasy, a holiday
in the groves of Ashtaroth. But such things never last. Your
money goes and your freedom with it. Circumcise ye your foreskins,
saith the Lord. And back we creep, duly snivelling.

Another shoal of cars swam past. One in particular caught his eye,
a long slender thing, elegant as a swallow, all gleaming blue and
silver; a thousand guineas it would have cost, he thought. A blue-
clad chauffeur sat at the wheel, upright, immobile, like some
scornful statue. At the back, in the pink-lit interior, four
elegant young people, two youths, and two girls, were smoking
cigarettes and laughing. He had a glimpse of sleek bunny-faces;
faces of ravishing pinkness and smoothness, lit by that peculiar
inner glow that can never be counterfeited, the soft warm radiance
of money.

He crossed the road. No food tonight. However, there was still
oil in the lamp, thank God; he would have a secret cup of tea when
he got back. At this moment he saw himself and his life without
saving disguises. Every night the same--back to the cold lonely
bedroom and the grimy littered sheets of the poem that never got
any further. It was a blind alley. He would never finish London
Pleasures, he would never marry Rosemary, he would never set his
life in order. He would only drift and sink, drift and sink, like
the others of his family; but worse than them--down, down into some
dreadful sub-world that as yet he could only dimly imagine. It was
what he had chosen when he declared war on money. Serve the money-
god or go under; there is no other rule.

Something deep below made the stone street shiver. The tube-train,
sliding through middle earth. He had a vision of London, of the
western world; he saw a thousand million slaves toiling and
grovelling about the throne of money. The earth is ploughed, ships
sail, miners sweat in dripping tunnels underground, clerks hurry
for the eight-fifteen with the fear of the boss eating at their
vitals. And even in bed with their wives they tremble and obey.
Obey whom? The money-priesthood, the pink-faced masters of the
world. The Upper Crust. A welter of sleek young rabbits in
thousand guinea motor cars, of golfing stockbrokers and
cosmopolitan financiers, of Chancery lawyers and fashionable Nancy
boys, of bankers, newspaper peers, novelists of all four sexes,
American pugilists, lady aviators, film stars, bishops, titled
poets, and Chicago gorillas.

When he had gone another fifty yards the rhyme for the final stanza
of his poem occurred to him. He walked homeward, repeating the
poem to himself:

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over
The bending poplars, newly bare,
And the dark ribbons of the chimneys
Veer downward; flicked by whips of air,

Torn posters flutter; coldly sound
The boom of trains and the rattle of hooves,
And the clerks who hurry to the station
Look, shuddering, over the eastern rooves,

Thinking, each one, 'Here comes the winter!
Please God I keep my job this year!'
And bleakly, as the cold strikes through
Their entrails like an icy spear,

They think of rent, rates, season tickets,
Insurance, coal, the skivvy's wages,
Boots, school-bills, and the next instalment
Upon the two twin beds from Drage's.

For if in careless summer days
In groves of Ashtaroth we whored,
Repentant now, when winds blow cold,
We kneel before our rightful lord;

The lord of all, the money-god,
Who rules us blood and hand and brain,
Who gives the roof that stops the wind,
And, giving, takes away again;

Who spies with jealous, watchful care,
Our thoughts, our dreams, our secret ways,
Who picks our words and cuts our clothes,
And maps the pattern of our days;

Who chills our anger, curbs our hope,
And buys our lives and pays with toys,
Who claims as tribute broken faith,
Accepted insults, muted joys;

Who binds with chains the poet's wit,
The navvy's strength, the soldier's pride,
And lays the sleek, estranging shield
Between the lover and his bride.


As the clock struck one Gordon slammed the shop door to and
hurried, almost ran, to the branch of the Westminster Bank down the

With a half-conscious gesture of caution he was clutching the lapel
of his coat, holding it tight against him. In there, stowed away
in his right-hand inner pocket, was an object whose very existence
he partly doubted. It was a stout blue envelope with an American
stamp; in the envelope was a cheque for fifty dollars; and the
cheque was made out to 'Gordon Comstock'!

He could feel the square shape of the envelope outlined against his
body as clearly as though it had been red hot. All the morning he
had felt it there, whether he touched it or whether he did not; he
seemed to have developed a special patch of sensitiveness in the
skin below his right breast. As often as once in ten minutes he
had taken the cheque out of its envelope and anxiously examined it.
After all, cheques are tricky things. It would be frightful if
there turned out to be some hitch about the date or the signature.
Besides, he might lose it--it might even vanish of its own accord
like fairy gold.

The cheque had come from the Californian Review, that American
magazine to which, weeks or months ago, he had despairingly sent a
poem. He had almost forgotten about the poem, it had been so long
away, until this morning their letter had come sailing out of the
blue. And what a letter! No English editor ever writes letters
like that. They were 'very favorably impressed' by his poem. They
would 'endeavor' to include it in their next number. Would he
'favor' them by showing them some more of his work? (Would he?
Oh, boy!--as Flaxman would say.) And the cheque had come with it.
It seemed the most monstrous folly, in this year of blight 1934,
that anyone should pay fifty dollars for a poem. However, there
it was; and there was the cheque, which looked perfectly genuine
however often he inspected it.

He would have no peace of mind till the cheque was cashed--for
quite possibly the bank would refuse it--but already a stream of
visions was flowing through his mind. Visions of girls' faces,
visions of cobwebby claret bottles and quart pots of beer, visions
of a new suit and his overcoat out of pawn, visions of a week-end
at Brighton with Rosemary, visions of the crisp, crackling five
pound note which he was going to give to Julia. Above all, of
course, that fiver for Julia. It was almost the first thing he had
thought of when the cheque came. Whatever else he did with the
money, he must give Julia half of it. It was only the barest
justice, considering how much he had 'borrowed' from her in all
these years. All the morning the thought of Julia and the money he
owed her had been cropping up in his mind at odd moments. It was a
vaguely distasteful thought, however. He would forget about it for
half an hour at a time, would plan a dozen ways of spending his ten
pounds to the uttermost farthing, and then suddenly he would
remember about Julia. Good old Julia! Julia should have her
share. A fiver at the very least. Even that was not a tenth of
what he owed her. For the twentieth time, with a faint malaise, he
registered the thought: five quid for Julia.

The bank made no trouble about the cheque. Gordon had no banking
account, but they knew him well, for Mr McKechnie banked there.
They had cashed editors' cheques for Gordon before. There was only
a minute's consultation, and then the cashier came back.

'Notes, Mr Comstock?'

'One five pound, and the rest pounds, please.'

The flimsy luscious fiver and the five clean pound notes slid
rustling under the brass rail. And after them the cashier pushed a
little pile of half-crowns and pennies. In lordly style Gordon
shot the coins into his pocket without even counting them. That
was a bit of backsheesh. He had only expected ten pounds for fifty
dollars. The dollar must be above par. The five pound note,
however, he carefully folded up and stowed away in the American
envelope. That was Julia's fiver. It was sacrosanct. He would
post it to her presently.

He did not go home for dinner. Why chew leathery beef in the
aspidistral dining-room when he had ten quid in pocket--five quid,
rather? (He kept forgetting that half the money was already
mortgaged to Julia.) For the moment he did not bother to post
Julia's five pounds. This evening would be soon enough. Besides,
he rather enjoyed the feeling of it in his pocket. It was queer
how different you felt with all that money in your pocket. Not
opulent, merely, but reassured, revivified, reborn. He felt a
different person from what he had been yesterday. He WAS a
different person. He was no longer the downtrodden wretch who made
secret cups of tea over the oil stove at 31 Willowbed Road. He was
Gordon Comstock, the poet, famous on both sides of the Atlantic.
Publications: Mice (1932), London Pleasures (1935). He thought
with perfect confidence of London Pleasures now. In three months
it should see the light. Demy octavo, white buckram covers. There
was nothing that he did not feel equal to now that his luck had

He strolled into the Prince of Wales for a bite of food. A cut
off the joint and two veg., one and twopence, a pint of pale ale
ninepence, twenty Gold Flakes a shilling. Even after that
extravagance he still had well over ten pounds in hand--or rather,
well over five pounds. Beer-warmed, he sat and meditated on the
things you can do with five pounds. A new suit, a week-end in the
country, a day-trip to Paris, five rousing drunks, ten dinners in
Soho restaurants. At this point it occurred to him that he and
Rosemary and Ravelston must certainly have dinner together tonight.
Just to celebrate his stroke of luck; after all, it isn't every day
that ten pounds--five pounds--drops out of the sky into your lap.
The thought of the three of them together, with good food and wine
and money no object took hold of him as something not to be
resisted. He had just a tiny twinge of caution. Mustn't spend ALL
his money, of course. Still, he could afford a quid--two quid. In
a couple of minutes he had got Ravelston on the pub phone.

'Is that you, Ravelston? I say, Ravelston! Look here, you've got
to have dinner with me tonight.'

From the other end of the line Ravelston faintly demurred. 'No,
dash it! You have dinner with ME.' But Gordon overbore him.
Nonsense! Ravelston had got to have dinner with HIM tonight.
Unwillingly, Ravelston assented. All right, yes, thanks; he'd like
it very much. There was a sort of apologetic misery in his voice.
He guessed what had happened. Gordon had got hold of money from
somewhere and was squandering it immediately; as usual, Ravelston
felt he hadn't the right to interfere. Where should they go?
Gordon was demanding. Ravelston began to speak in praise of those
jolly little Soho restaurants where you get such a wonderful dinner
for half a crown. But the Soho restaurants sounded beastly as soon
as Ravelston mentioned them. Gordon wouldn't hear of it. Nonsense!
They must go somewhere decent. Let's do it all regardless, was his
private thought; might as well spend two quid--three quid, even.
Where did Ravelston generally go? Modigliani's, admitted Ravelston.
But Modigliani's was very--but no! not even over the phone could
Ravelston frame that hateful word 'expensive'. How remind Gordon
of his poverty? Gordon mightn't care for Modigliani's, he
euphemistically said. But Gordon was satisfied. Modigliani's?
Right you are--half past eight. Good! After all, if he spent even
three quid on the dinner he'd still have two quid to buy himself a
new pair of shoes and a vest and a pair of pants.

He had fixed it up with Rosemary in another five minutes. The New
Albion did not like their employees being rung up on the phone, but
it did not matter once in a way. Since that disastrous Sunday
journey, five days ago, he had heard from her once but had not seen
her. She answered eagerly when she heard whose voice it was.
Would she have dinner with him tonight? Of course! What fun!
And so in ten minutes the whole thing was settled. He had always
wanted Rosemary and Ravelston to meet, but somehow had never been
able to contrive it. These things are so much easier when you've
got a little money to spend.

The taxi bore him westward through the darkling streets. A three-
mile journey--still, he could afford it. Why spoil the ship for a
ha'porth of tar? He had dropped that notion of spending only two
pounds tonight. He would spend three pounds, three pounds ten--
four pounds if he felt like it. Slap up and regardless--that was
the idea. And, oh! by the way! Julia's fiver. He hadn't sent it
yet. No matter. Send it first thing in the morning. Good old
Julia! She should have her fiver.

How voluptuous were the taxi cushions under his bum! He lolled
this way and that. He had been drinking, of course--had had two
quick ones, or possibly three, before coming away. The taxi-driver
was a stout philosophic man with a weather-beaten face and a
knowing eye. He and Gordon understood one another. They had
palled up in the bar where Gordon was having his quick ones. As
they neared the West End the taximan drew up, unbidden, at a
discreet pub on a corner. He knew what was in Gordon's mind.
Gordon could do with a quick one. So could the taximan. But the
drinks were on Gordon--that too was understood.

'You anticipated my thoughts,' said Gordon, climbing out.

'Yes, sir.'

'I could just about do with a quick one.'

'Thought you might, sir.'

'And could you manage one yourself, do you think?'

'Where there's a will there's a way,' said the taximan.

'Come inside,' said Gordon.

They leaned matily on the brass-edged bar, elbow to elbow, lighting
two of the taximan's cigarettes. Gordon felt witty and expansive.
He would have liked to tell the taximan the history of his life.
The white-aproned barman hastened towards them.

'Yes sir?' said the barman.

'Gin,' said Gordon.

'Make it two,' said the taximan.

More matily than ever, they clinked glasses.

'Many happy returns,' said Gordon.

'Your birthday today, sir?'

'Only metaphorically. My re-birthday, so to speak.'

'I never had much education,' said the taximan.

'I was speaking in parables,' said Gordon.

'English is good enough for me,' said the taximan.

'It was the tongue of Shakespeare,' said Gordon.

'Literary gentleman, are you, sir, by any chance?'

'Do I look as moth-eaten as all that?'

'Not moth-eaten, sir. Only intellectual-like.'

'You're quite right. A poet.'

'Poet! It takes all sorts to make a world, don't it now?' said the

'And a bloody good world it is,' said Gordon.

His thoughts moved lyrically tonight. They had another gin and
presently went back to the taxi all but arm in arm, after yet
another gin. That made five gins Gordon had had this evening.
There was an ethereal feeling in his veins; the gin seemed to be
flowing there, mingled with his blood. He lay back in the corner
of the seat, watching the great blazing skysigns swim across the
bluish dark. The evil red and blue of the Neon lights pleased him
at this moment. How smoothly the taxi glided! More like a gondola
than a car. It was having money that did that. Money greased the
wheels. He thought of the evening ahead of him; good food, good
wine, good talk--above all, no worrying about money. No damned
niggling with sixpences and 'We can't afford this' and 'We can't
afford that!' Rosemary and Ravelston would try to stop him being
extravagant. But he would shut them up. He'd spend every penny he
had if he felt like it. Ten whole quid to bust! At least, five
quid. The thought of Julia passed flickeringly through his mind
and disappeared again.

He was quite sober when they got to Modigliani's. The monstrous
commissionaire, like a great glittering waxwork with the minimum of
joints, stepped stiffly forward to open the taxi door. His grim
eye looked askance at Gordon's clothes. Not that you were expected
to 'dress' at Modigliani's. They were tremendously Bohemian at
Modigliani's, of course; but there are ways and ways of being
Bohemian, and Gordon's way was the wrong way. Gordon did not care.
He bade the taximan an affectionate farewell, and tipped him half a
crown over his fare, whereat the commissionaire's eye looked a
little less grim. At this moment Ravelston emerged from the
doorway. The commissionaire knew Ravelston, of course. He lounged
out on to the pavement, a tall distinguished figure, aristocratically
shabby, his eye rather moody. He was worrying already about the
money this dinner was going to cost Gordon.

'Ah, there you are, Gordon!'

'Hullo, Ravelston! Where's Rosemary?'

'Perhaps she's waiting inside. I don't know her by sight, you
know. But I say, Gordon, look here! Before we go in, I wanted--'

'Ah, look, there she is!'

She was coming towards them, swift and debonair. She threaded her
way through the crowd with the air of some neat little destroyer
gliding between large clumsy cargo-boats. And she was nicely
dressed, as usual. The sub-shovel hat was cocked at its most
provocative angle. Gordon's heart stirred. There was a girl for
you! He was proud that Ravelston should see her. She was very gay
tonight. It was written all over her that she was not going to
remind herself or Gordon of their last disastrous encounter.
Perhaps she laughed and talked just a little too vivaciously as
Gordon introduced them and they went inside. But Ravelston had
taken a liking to her immediately. Indeed, everyone who met her
did take a liking to Rosemary. The inside of the restaurant
overawed Gordon for a moment. It was so horribly, artistically
smart. Dark gate-leg tables, pewter candlesticks, pictures by
modern French painters on the walls. One, a street scene, looked
like a Utrillo. Gordon stiffened his shoulders. Damn it, what was
there to be afraid of? The five pound note was tucked away in its
envelope in his pocket. It was Julia's five pounds, of course;
he wasn't going to spend it. Still, its presence gave him moral
support. It was a kind of talisman. They were making for the
corner table--Ravelston's favourite table--at the far end.
Ravelston took Gordon by the arm and drew him a little back,
out of Rosemary's hearing.

'Gordon, look here!'


'Look here, you're going to have dinner with ME tonight.'

'Bosh! This is on me.'

'I do wish you would. I hate to see you spending all that money.'

'We won't talk about money tonight,' said Gordon.

'Fifty-fifty, then,' pleaded Ravelston.

'It's on me,' said Gordon firmly.

Ravelston subsided. The fat, white-haired Italian waiter was
bowing and smiling beside the corner table. But it was at
Ravelston, not at Gordon, that he smiled. Gordon sat down with the
feeling that he must assert himself quickly. He waved away the
menu which the waiter had produced.

'We must settle what we're going to drink first,' he said.

'Beer for me,' said Ravelston, with a sort of gloomy haste.
'Beer's the only drink I care about.'

'Me too,' echoed Rosemary.

'Oh, rot! We've got to have some wine. What do you like, red or
white? Give me the wine list,' he said to the waiter.

'Then let's have a plain Bordeaux. Medoc or St Julien or
something,' said Ravelston.

'I adore St Julien,' said Rosemary, who thought she remembered that
St Julien was always the cheapest wine on the list.

Inwardly, Gordon damned their eyes. There you are, you see! They
were in league against him already. They were trying to prevent
him from spending his money. There was going to be that deadly,
hateful atmosphere of 'You can't afford it' hanging over everything.
It made him all the more anxious to be extravagant. A moment ago he
would have compromised on Burgundy. Now he decided that they must
have something really expensive--something fizzy, something with a
kick in it. Champagne? No, they'd never let him have champagne.

'Have you got any Asti?' he said to the waiter.

The waiter suddenly beamed, thinking of his corkage. He had
grasped now that Gordon and not Ravelston was the host. He
answered in the peculiar mixture of French and English which he

'Asti, sir? Yes, sir. Very nice Asti! Asti Spumanti. Tres fin!
Tres vif!'

Ravelston's worried eye sought Gordon's across the table. You
can't afford it! his eye pleaded.

'Is that one of those fizzy wines?' said Rosemary.

'Very fizzy, madame. Very lively wine. Tres vif! Pop!' His fat
hands made a gesture, picturing cascades of foam.

'Asti,' said Gordon, before Rosemary could stop him

Ravelston looked miserable. He knew that Asti would cost Gordon
ten or fifteen shillings a bottle. Gordon pretended not to notice.
He began talking about Stendhal--association with Duchesse de
Sanseverina and her 'force vin d'Asti'. Along came the Asti in a
pail of ice--a mistake, that, as Ravelston could have told Gordon.
Out came the cork. Pop! The wild wine foamed into the wide flat
glasses. Mysteriously the atmosphere of the table changed.
Something had happened to all three of them. Even before it was
drunk the wine had worked its magic. Rosemary had lost her
nervousness, Ravelston his worried preoccupation with the expense,
Gordon his defiant resolve to be extravagant. They were eating
anchovies and bread and butter, fried sole, roast pheasant with
bread sauce and chipped potatoes; but principally they were
drinking and talking. And how brilliantly they were talking--or so
it seemed to them, anyway! They talked about the bloodiness of
modern life and the bloodiness of modern books. What else is there
to talk about nowadays? As usual (but, oh! how differently, now
that there was money in his pocket and he didn't really believe
what he was saying) Gordon descanted on the deadness, the
dreadfulness of the age we live in. French letters and machine-
guns! The movies and the Daily Mail! It was a bone-deep truth
when he walked the streets with a couple of coppers in his pocket;
but it was a joke at this moment. It was great fun--it IS fun when
you have good food and good wine inside you--to demonstrate that we
live in a dead and rotting world. He was being witty at the
expense of the modern literature; they were all being witty. With
the fine scorn of the unpublished Gordon knocked down reputation
after reputation. Shaw, Yeats, Eliot, Joyce, Huxley, Lewis,
Hemingway--each with a careless phrase or two was shovelled into
the dustbin. What fun it all was, if only it could last! And of
course, at this particular moment, Gordon believed that it COULD
last. Of the first bottle of Asti, Gordon drank three glasses,
Ravelston two, and Rosemary one. Gordon became aware that a girl
at the table opposite was watching him. A tall elegant girl with a
shell-pink skin and wonderful, almond-shaped eyes. Rich, obviously;
one of the moneyed intelligentsia. She thought him interesting--was
wondering who he was. Gordon found himself manufacturing special
witticisms for her benefit. And he WAS being witty, there was no
doubt about that. That too was money. Money greasing the wheels--
wheels of thought as well as wheels of taxis.

But somehow the second bottle of Asti was not such a success as
the first. To begin with there was uncomfortableness over its
ordering. Gordon beckoned to the waiter.

'Have you got another bottle of this?'

The waiter beamed fatly. 'Yes, sir! Mais certainement, monsieur!'

Rosemary frowned and tapped Gordon's foot under the table. 'No,
Gordon, NO! You're not to.'

'Not to what?'

'Order another bottle. We don't want it.'

'Oh, bosh! Get another bottle, waiter.'

'Yes, sir.'

Ravelston rubbed his nose. With eyes too guilty to meet Gordon's
he looked at his wine glass. 'Look here, Gordon. Let ME stand
this bottle. I'd like to.'

'Bosh!' repeated Gordon.

'Get half a bottle, then,' said Rosemary.

'A whole bottle, waiter,' said Gordon.

After that nothing was the same. They still talked, laughed,
argued, but things were not the same. The elegant girl at the
table opposite had ceased watching Gordon. Somehow, Gordon wasn't
being witty any longer. It is almost always a mistake to order a
second bottle. It is like bathing for a second time on a summer
day. However warm the day is, however much you have enjoyed your
first bathe, you are always sorry for it if you go in a second
time. The magic had departed from the wine. It seemed to foam and
sparkle less, it was merely a clogging sourish liquid which you
gulped down half in disgust and half in hopes of getting drunk
quicker. Gordon was now definitely though secretly drunk. One
half of him was drunk and the other half sober. He was beginning
to have that peculiar blurred feeling, as though your features had
swollen and your fingers grown thicker, which you have in the
second stage of drunkenness. But the sober half of him was still
in command to outward appearance, anyway. The conversation grew
more and more tedious. Gordon and Ravelston talked in the detached
uncomfortable manner of people who have had a little scene and are
not going to admit it. They talked about Shakespeare. The
conversation tailed off into a long discussion about the meaning
of Hamlet. It was very dull. Rosemary stifled a yawn. While
Gordon's sober half talked, his drunken half stood aside and
listened. Drunken half was very angry. They'd spoiled his
evening, damn them! with their arguing about that second bottle.
All he wanted now was to be properly drunk and have done with it.
Of the six glasses in the second bottle he drank four--for Rosemary
refused more wine. But you couldn't do much on this weak stuff.
Drunken half clamoured for more drink, and more, and more. Beer by
the quart and the bucket! A real good rousing drink! And by God!
he was going to have it later on. He thought of the five pound
note stowed away in his inner pocket. He still had that to blow,

The musical clock that was concealed somewhere in Modigliani's
interior struck ten.

'Shall we shove off?' said Gordon.

Ravelston's eyes looked pleadingly, guiltily across the table. Let
me share the bill! his eyes said. Gordon ignored him.

'I vote we go to the Cafe Imperial,' he said.

The bill failed to sober him. A little over two quid for the
dinner, thirty bob for the wine. He did not let the others see the
bill, of course, but they saw him paying. He threw four pound
notes on to the waiter's salver and said casually, 'Keep the
change.' That left him with about ten bob besides the fiver.
Ravelston was helping Rosemary on with her coat; as she saw Gordon
throw notes to the waiter her lips parted in dismay. She had had
no idea that the dinner was going to cost anything like four
pounds. It horrified her to see him throwing money about like
that. Ravelston looked gloomy and disapproving. Gordon damned
their eyes again. Why did they have to keep on worrying? He could
afford it, couldn't he? He still had that fiver. But by God, it
wouldn't be his fault if he got home with a penny left!

But outwardly he was quite sober, and much more subdued than he
had been half an hour ago. 'We'd better have a taxi to the Cafe
Imperial,' he said.

'Oh, let's walk!' said Rosemary. 'It's only a step.'

'No, we'll have a taxi.'

They got into the taxi and were driven away, Gordon sitting next to
Rosemary. He had half a mind to put his arm round her, in spite of
Ravelston's presence. But at that moment a swirl of cold night air
came in at the window and blew against Gordon's forehead. It gave
him a shock. It was like one of those moments in the night when
suddenly from deep sleep you are broad awake and full of some
dreadful realization--as that you are doomed to die, for instance,
or that your life is a failure. For perhaps a minute he was cold
sober. He knew all about himself and the awful folly he was
committing--knew that he had squandered five pounds on utter
foolishness and was now going to squander the other five that
belonged to Julia. He had a fleeting but terribly vivid vision of
Julia, with her thin face and her greying hair, in the cold of her
dismal bed-sitting room. Poor, good Julia! Julia who had been
sacrificed to him all her life, from whom he had borrowed pound
after pound after pound; and now he hadn't even the decency to keep
her five intact! He recoiled from the thought; he fled back into
his drunkenness as into a refuge. Quick, quick, we're getting
sober! Booze, more booze! Recapture that first fine careless
rapture! Outside, the multi-coloured window of an Italian grocery,
still open, swam towards them. He tapped sharply on the glass.
The taxi drew up. Gordon began to climb out across Rosemary's

'Where are you going, Gordon?'

'To recapture that first fine careless rapture,' said Gordon, on
the pavement.


'It's time we laid in some more booze. The pubs'll be shutting in
half an hour.'

'No, Gordon, no! You're not to get anything more to drink. You've
had quite enough already.'


He came out of the shop nursing a litre bottle of Chianti. The
grocer had taken the cork out for him and put it in loosely again.
The others had grasped now that he was drunk--that he must have
been drinking before he met them. It made them both embarrassed.
They went into the Cafe Imperial, but the chief thought in both
their minds was to get Gordon away and to bed as quickly as
possible. Rosemary whispered behind Gordon's back, 'PLEASE don't
let him drink any more!' Ravelston nodded gloomily. Gordon was
marching ahead of them to a vacant table, not in the least troubled
by the stares everyone was casting at the wine-bottle which he
carried on his arm. They sat down and ordered coffee, and with
some difficulty Ravelston restrained Gordon from ordering brandy as
well. All of them were ill at ease. It was horrible in the great
garish cafe, stuffily hot and deafeningly noisy with the jabber of
several hundred voices, the clatter of plates and glasses, and the
intermittent squalling of the band. All three of them wanted to
get away. Ravelston was still worrying about the expense, Rosemary
was worried because Gordon was drunk, Gordon was restless and
thirsty. He had wanted to come here, but he was no sooner here
than he wanted to escape. Drunken half was clamouring for a bit
of fun. And drunken half wasn't going to be kept in check much
longer. Beer, beer! cried drunken half. Gordon hated this stuffy
place. He had visions of a pub taproom with great oozy barrels and
quart pots topped with foam. He kept an eye on the clock. It was
nearly half past ten and the pubs even in Westminster would shut at
eleven. Mustn't miss his beer! The bottle of wine was for
afterwards, when the pubs were shut. Rosemary was sitting opposite
him, talking to Ravelston, uncomfortably but with a sufficient
pretence that she was enjoying herself and there was nothing the
matter. They were still talking in a rather futile way about
Shakespeare. Gordon hated Shakespeare. As he watched Rosemary
talking there came over him a violent, perverse desire for her.
She was leaning forward, her elbows on the table; he could see her
small breasts clearly through her dress. It came to him with a
kind of shock, a catch of breath, which once again almost sobered
him, that he had seen her naked. She was his girl! He could have
her whenever he wanted her! And by God, he was going to have her
tonight! Why not? It was a fitting end to the evening. They
could find a place easily enough; there are plenty of hotels round
Shaftesbury Avenue where they don't ask questions if you can pay
the bill. He still had his fiver. He felt her foot under the
table, meaning to imprint a delicate caress upon it, and only
succeeded in treading on her toe. She drew her foot away from him.

'Let's get out of this,' he said abruptly, and at once stood up.

'Oh, let's!' said Rosemary with relief.

They were in Regent Street again. Down on the left Piccadilly
Circus blazed, a horrible pool of light. Rosemary's eyes turned
towards the bus stop opposite.

'It's half past ten,' she said doubtfully. 'I've got to be back by

'Oh, rot! Let's look for a decent pub. I mustn't miss my beer.'

'Oh, no, Gordon! No more pubs tonight. I couldn't drink any more.
Nor ought you.'

'It doesn't matter. Come this way.'

He took her by the arm and began to lead her down towards the
bottom of Regent Street, holding her rather tight as though afraid
she would escape. For the moment he had forgotten about Ravelston.
Ravelston followed, wondering whether he ought to leave them to
themselves or whether he ought to stay and keep an eye on Gordon.
Rosemary hung back, not liking the way Gordon was pulling at her

'Where are you taking me, Gordon?'

'Round the corner, where it's dark. I want to kiss you.'

'I don't think I want to be kissed.'

'Of course you do.'



She let him take her. Ravelston waited on the corner by the Regent
Palace, uncertain what to do. Gordon and Rosemary disappeared
round the corner and were almost immediately in darker, narrower
streets. The appalling faces of tarts, like skulls coated with
pink powder, peered meaningly from several doorways. Rosemary
shrank from them. Gordon was rather amused.

'They think you're one of them,' he explained to her.

He stood his bottle on the pavement, carefully, against the wall,
then suddenly seized her and twisted her backwards. He wanted her
badly, and he did not want to waste time over preliminaries. He
began to kiss her face all over, clumsily but very hard. She let
him do it for a moment, but it frightened her; his face, so close
to hers, looked pale, strange, and distracted. He smelt very
strongly of wine. She struggled, turning her face away so that he
was only kissing her hair and neck.

'Gordon, you mustn't!'

'Why mustn't I?'

'What are you doing?'

'What do you suppose I'm doing?'

He shoved her back against the wall, and with the careful,
preoccupied movements of a drunken man, tried to undo the front of
her dress. It was of a kind that did not undo, as it happened.
This time she was angry. She struggled violently, fending his hand

'Gordon, stop that at once!'


'If you do it again I'll smack your face.'

'Smack my face! Don't you come the Girl Guide with me.'

'Let me go, will you!'

'Think of last Sunday,' he said lewdly.

'Gordon, if you go on I'll hit you, honestly I will.'

'Not you.'

He thrust his hand right into the front of her dress. The movement
was curiously brutal, as though she had been a stranger to him.
She grasped that from the expression of his face. She was not
Rosemary to him any longer, she was just a girl, a girl's body.
That was the thing that upset her. She struggled and managed to
free herself from him. He came after her again and clutched her
arm. She smacked his face as hard as she could and dodged neatly
out of his reach.

'What did you do that for?' he said, feeling his cheek but not hurt
by the blow.

'I'm not going to stand that sort of thing. I'm going home.
You'll be different tomorrow.'

'Rot! You come along with me. You're going to bed with me.'

'Good night!' she said, and fled up the dark side street.

For a moment he thought of following her, but found his legs too
heavy. It did not seem worth while, anyway. He wandered back to
where Ravelston was still waiting, looking moody and alone, partly
because he was worried about Gordon and partly because he was
trying not to notice two hopeful tarts who were on patrol just
behind him. Gordon looked properly drunk, Ravelston thought. His
hair was tumbling down over his forehead, one side of his face was
very pale and on the other there was a red smudge where Rosemary
had slapped him. Ravelston thought this must be the flush of

'What have you done with Rosemary?' he said.

'She's gone,' said Gordon, with a wave of his hand which was meant
to explain everything. 'But the night's still young.'

'Look here, Gordon, it's time you were in bed.'

'In bed, yes. But not alone.'

He stood on the kerb gazing out into the hideous midnight-noon.
For a moment he felt quite deathly. His face was burning. His
whole body had a dreadful, swollen, fiery feeling. His head in
particular seemed on the point of bursting. Somehow the baleful
light was bound up with his sensations. He watched the skysigns
flicking on and off, glaring red and blue, arrowing up and down--
the awful, sinister glitter of a doomed civilization, like the
still blazing lights of a sinking ship. He caught Ravelston's arm
and made a gesture that comprehended the whole of Piccadilly

'The lights down in hell will look just like that.'

'I shouldn't wonder.'

Ravelston was looking out for a disengaged taxi. He must get
Gordon home to bed without further delay. Gordon wondered whether
he was in joy or in agony. That burning, bursting feeling was
dreadful. The sober half of him was not dead yet. Sober half
still knew with ice-cold clarity what he had done and what he was
doing. He had committed follies for which tomorrow he would feel
like killing himself. He had squandered five pounds in senseless
extravagance, he had robbed Julia, he had insulted Rosemary. And
tomorrow--oh, tomorrow, we'll be sober! Go home, go home! cried
sober half. ---- to you! said drunken half contemptuously. Drunken
half was still clamouring for a bit of fun. And drunken half was
the stronger. A fiery clock somewhere opposite caught his eye.
Twenty to eleven. Quick, before the pubs are shut! Haro! la gorge
m'ard! Once again his thoughts moved lyrically. He felt a hard
round shape under his arm, discovered that it was the Chianti
bottle, and tweaked out the cork. Ravelston was waving to a taxi-
driver without managing to catch his eye. He heard a shocked
squeal from the tarts behind. Turning, he saw with horror that
Gordon had up-ended the bottle and was drinking from it.

'Hi! Gordon!'

He sprang towards him and forced his arm down. A gout of wine went
down Gordon's collar.

'For God's sake be careful! You don't want the police to get hold
of you, do you?'

'I want a drink,' complained Gordon.

'But dash it! You can't start drinking here.'

'Take me to a pub,' said Gordon.

Ravelston rubbed his nose helplessly. 'Oh, God! I suppose that's
better than drinking on the pavement. Come on, we'll go to a pub.
You shall have your drink there.'

Gordon recorked his bottle carefully. Ravelston shepherded him
across the circus, Gordon clinging to his arm, but not for support,
for his legs were still quite steady. They halted on the island,
then managed to find a gap in the traffic and went down the

In the pub the air seemed wet with beer. It was all a mist of beer
shot through with the sickly tang of whisky. Along the bar a press
of men seethed, downing with Faustlike eagerness their last drinks
before eleven should sound its knell. Gordon slid easily through
the crowd. He was not in a mood to worry about a few jostlings and
elbowings. In a moment he had fetched up at the bar between a
stout commercial traveller drinking Guinness and a tall, lean,
decayed major type of man with droopy moustaches, whose entire
conversation seemed to consist of 'What ho!' and 'What, what!'
Gordon threw half a crown on to the beer-wet bar.

'A quart of bitter, please!'

'No quart pots here!' cried the harassed barmaid, measuring pegs of
whisky with one eye on the clock.

'Quart pots on the top shelf, Effie!' shouted the landlord over his
shoulder, from the other side of the bar.

The barmaid hauled the beer-handle three times hurriedly. The
monstrous glass pot was set before him. He lifted it. What a
weight! A pint of pure water weighs a pound and a quarter.
Down with it! Swish--gurgle! A long, long sup of beer flowed
gratefully down his gullet. He paused for breath, and felt a
little sickish. Come on, now for another. Swish--gurgle! It
almost choked him this time. But stick it out, stick it out!
Through the cascade of beer that poured down his throat and seemed
to drown his ears he heard the landlord's shout: 'Last orders,
gentlemen, please!' For a moment he removed his face from the pot,
gasped, and got his breath back. Now for the last. Swish--gurgle!
A-a-ah! Gordon set down the pot. Emptied in three gulps--not bad.
He clattered it on the bar.

'Hi! Give me the other half of that--quick!'

'What ho!' said the major.

'Coming it a bit, aren't you?' said the commercial traveller.

Ravelston, farther down the bar and hemmed in by several men, saw
what Gordon was doing. He called to him, 'Hi, Gordon!', frowned
and shook his head, too shy to say in front of everybody, 'Don't
drink any more.' Gordon settled himself on his legs. He was still
steady, but consciously steady. His head seemed to have swollen to
an immense size, his whole body had the same horrible, swollen,
fiery feeling as before. Languidly he lifted the refilled beerpot.
He did not want it now. Its smell nauseated him. It was just a
hateful, pale yellow, sickly-tasting liquid. Like urine, almost!
That bucketful of stuff to be forced down into his bursting guts--
horrible! But come on, no flinching! What else are we here for?
Down with it! Here she is so near my nose. So tip her up and down
she goes. Swish--gurgle!

In the same moment something dreadful happened. His gullet had
shut up of its own accord, or the beer had missed his mouth. It
was pouring all over him, a tidal wave of beer. He was drowning in
beer like lay-brother Peter in the Ingoldsby Legends. Help! He
tried to shout, choked, and let fall the beer-pot. There was a
flurry all round him. People were leaping aside to avoid the jet
of beer. Crash! went the pot. Gordon stood rocking. Men,
bottles, mirrors were going round and round. He was falling,
losing consciousness. But dimly visible before him was a black
upright shape, sole point of stability in a reeling world--the
beer-handle. He clutched it, swung, held tight. Ravelston started
towards him.

The barmaid leaned indignantly over the bar. The roundabout world
slowed down and stopped. Gordon's brain was quite clear.

'Here! What are you hanging on to the beer-handle for?'

'All over my bloody trousers!' cried the commercial traveller.

'What am I hanging on to the beer-handle for?'

'YES! What are you hanging on to the beer-handle for?'

Gordon swung himself sideways. The elongated face of the major
peered down at him, with wet moustaches drooping.

'She says, "What am I hanging on to the beer-handle for?"'

'What ho! What?'

Ravelston had forced his way between several men and reached him.
He put a strong arm round Gordon's waist and hoisted him to his

'Stand up, for God's sake! You're drunk.'

'Drunk?' said Gordon.

Everyone was laughing at them. Ravelston's pale face flushed.

'Two and three those mugs cost,' said the barmaid bitterly.

'And what about my bloody trousers?' said the commercial traveller.

'I'll pay for the mug,' said Ravelston. He did so. 'Now come on
out of it. You're drunk.'

He began to shepherd Gordon towards the door, one arm round his
shoulder, the other holding the Chianti bottle, which he had taken
from him earlier. Gordon freed himself. He could walk with
perfect steadiness. He said in a dignified manner:

'Drunk did you say I was?'

Ravelston took his arm again. 'Yes, I'm afraid you are. Decidedly.'

'Swan swam across the sea, well swam swan,' said Gordon.

'Gordon, you ARE drunk. The sooner you're in bed the better.'

'First cast out the beam that is in thine own eye before thou
castest out the mote that is in thy brother's,' said Gordon.

Ravelston had got him out on to the pavement by this time. 'We'd
better get hold of a taxi,' he said, looking up and down the

There seemed to be no taxis about, however. The people were
streaming noisily out of the pub, which was on the point of
closing. Gordon felt better in the open air. His brain had never
been clearer. The red satanic gleam of a Neon light, somewhere in
the distance, put a new and brilliant idea into his head. He
plucked at Ravelston's arm.

'Ravelston! I say, Ravelston!'


'Let's pick up a couple of tarts.'

In spite of Gordon's drunken state, Ravelston was scandalized. 'My
dear old chap! You can't do that kind of thing.'

'Don't be so damned upper-class. Why not?'

'But how could you, dash it! After you've just said good night to
Rosemary--a really charming girl like that!'

'At night all cats are grey,' said Gordon, with the feeling that he
voiced a profound and cynical wisdom.

Ravelston decided to ignore this remark. 'We'd better walk up to
Piccadilly Circus,' he said. 'There'll be plenty of taxis there.'

The theatres were emptying. Crowds of people and streams of cars
flowed to and fro in the frightful corpse-light. Gordon's brain
was marvellously clear. He knew what folly and evil he had
committed and was about to commit. And yet after all it hardly
seemed to matter. He saw as something far, far away, like
something seen through the wrong end of the telescope, his thirty
years, his wasted life, the blank future, Julia's five pounds,
Rosemary. He said with a sort of philosophic interest:

'Look at the Neon lights! Look at those awful blue ones over the
rubber shop. When I see those lights I know that I'm a damned

'Quite,' said Ravelston, who was not listening. 'Ah, there's a
taxi!' He signalled. 'Damn! He didn't see me. Wait here a

He left Gordon by the Tube station and hurried across the street.
For a little while Gordon's mind receded into blankness. Then he
was aware of two hard yet youthful faces, like the faces of young
predatory animals, that had come close up to his own. They had
blackened eye-brows and hats that were like vulgarer versions of
Rosemary's. He was exchanging badinage with them. This seemed to
him to have been going on for several minutes.

'Hullo, Dora! Hullo, Barbara! (He knew their names, it seemed.)
And how are you? And how's old England's winding-sheet?'

'Oo--haven't you got a cheek, just!'

'And what are you up to at this time of night?'

'Oo--jes' strolling around.'

'Like a lion, seeking whom he may devour?'

'Oo--you haven't half got a cheek! Hasn't he got a cheek, Barbara?
You HAVE got a cheek!'

Ravelston had caught the taxi and brought it round to where Gordon
was standing. He stepped out, saw Gordon between the two girls,
and stood aghast.

'Gordon! Oh, my God! What the devil have you been doing?'

'Let me introduce you. Dora and Barbara,' said Gordon.

For a moment Ravelston looked almost angry. As a matter of fact,
Ravelston was incapable of being properly angry. Upset, pained,
embarrassed--yes; but not angry. He stepped forward with a
miserable effort not to notice the two girls' existence. Once he
noticed them the game was up. He took Gordon by the arm and would
have bundled him into the taxi.

'Come on, Gordon, for God's sake! Here's the taxi. We'll go
straight home and put you to bed.'

Dora caught Gordon's other arm and hauled him out of reach as
though he had been a stolen handbag.

'What bloody business is it of yours?' she cried ferociously.

'You don't want to insult these two ladies, I hope?' said Gordon.

Ravelston faltered, stepped back, rubbed his nose. It was a moment
to be firm; but Ravelston had never in his life been firm. He
looked from Dora to Gordon, from Gordon to Barbara. That was
fatal. Once he had looked them in the face he was lost. Oh, God!
What could he do? They were human beings--he couldn't insult them.
The same instinct that sent his hand into his pocket at the very
sight of a beggar made him helpless at this moment. The poor,
wretched girls! He hadn't the heart to send them packing into the
night. Suddenly he realized that he would have to go through with
this abominable adventure into which Gordon had led him. For the
first time in his life he was let in for going home with a tart.

'But dash it all!' he said feebly.

'Allons-y,' said Gordon.

The taximan had taken his direction at a nod from Dora. Gordon
slumped into the corner seat and seemed immediately to sink into
some immense abyss from which he rose again more gradually and with
only partial consciousness of what he had been doing. He was
gliding smoothly through darkness starred with lights. Or were the
lights moving and he stationary? It was like being on the ocean
bottom, among the luminous, gliding fishes. The fancy returned to
him that he was a damned soul in hell. The landscape in hell would
be just like this. Ravines of cold evil-coloured fire, with
darkness all above. But in hell there would be torment. Was this
torment? He strove to classify his sensations. The momentary lapse
into unconsciousness had left him weak, sick, shaken; his forehead
seemed to be splitting. He put out a hand. It encountered a knee,
a garter, and a small soft hand which sought mechanically for his.
He became aware that Ravelston, sitting opposite, was tapping his
toe urgently and nervously.

'Gordon! Gordon! Wake up!'


'Gordon! Oh, damn! Causons en francais. Qu'est-ce que tu as
fait? Crois-tu que je veux coucher avec une sale--oh, damnation!'

'Oo-parley-voo francey!' squealed the girls.

Gordon was mildly amused. Do Ravelston good, he thought. A
parlour Socialist going home with a tart! The first genuinely
proletarian action of his life. As though aware of this thought,
Ravelston subsided into his corner in silent misery, sitting as far
away from Barbara as possible. The taxi drew up at a hotel in a
side-street; a dreadful, shoddy, low place it was. The 'hotel'
sign over the door looked skew-eyed. The windows were almost dark,
but the sound of singing, boozy and dreary, trickled from within.
Gordon staggered out of the taxi and felt for Dora's arm. Give us
a hand, Dora. Mind the step. What ho!

A smallish, darkish, smelly hallway, lino-carpeted, mean, uncared-
for, and somehow impermanent. From a room somewhere on the left
the singing swelled, mournful as a church organ. A cross-eyed,
evil-looking chambermaid appeared from nowhere. She and Dora
seemed to know one another. What a mug! No competition there.
From the room on the left a single voice took up the song with
would-be facetious emphasis:

'The man that kisses a pretty girl
And goes and tells his mother,
Ought to have his lips cut off,
Ought to--'

It tailed away, full of the ineffable, undisguisable sadness of
debauchery. A very young voice it sounded. The voice of some poor
boy who in his heart only wanted to be at home with his mother and
sisters, playing hunt-the-slipper. There was a party of young
fools in there, on the razzle with whisky and girls. The tune
reminded Gordon. He turned to Ravelston as he came in, Barbara

'Where's my Chianti?' he said.

Ravelston gave him the bottle. His face looked pale, harassed,
hunted, almost. With guilty restless movements he kept himself
apart from Barbara. He could not touch her or even look at her,
and yet to escape was beyond him. His eyes sought Gordon's. 'For
the love of God can't we get out of it somehow?' they signalled.
Gordon frowned at him. Stick it out! No flinching! He took
Dora's arm again. Come on, Dora! Now for those stairs. Ah!
Wait a moment.

Her arm round his waist, supporting him, Dora drew him aside. Down
the darkish, smelly stairs a young woman came mincingly, buttoning
on a glove; after her a bald, middle-aged man in evening clothes,
black overcoat, and white silk muffler, his opera hat in his hand.
He walked past them with small mean mouth tightened, pretending not
to see them. A family man, by the guilty look in his eye. Gordon
watched the gaslight gleam on the back of his bald head. His
predecessor. In the same bed, probably. The mantle of Elisha.
Now then, Dora, up we go! Ah, these stairs! Difficilis ascensus
Averni. That's right, here we are! 'Mind the step,' said Dora.
They were on the landing. Black and white lino like a chessboard.
White-painted doors. A smell of slops and a fainter smell of stale

We this way, you that. At the other door Ravelston halted, his
fingers on the handle. He could not--no, he COULD not do it. He
could not enter that dreadful room. For the last time his eyes,
like those of a dog about to be whipped, turned upon Gordon. 'Must
I, must I?' his eyes said. Gordon eyed him sternly. Stick it out,
Regulus! March to your doom! Atqui sciebat quae sibi Barbara. It
is a far, far more proletarian thing that you do. And then with
startling suddenness Ravelston's face cleared. An expression of
relief, almost of joy, stole over it. A wonderful thought had
occurred to him. After all, you could always pay the girl without
actually doing anything! Thank God! He set his shoulders, plucked
up courage, went in. The door shut.

So here we are. A mean, dreadful room. Lino on the floor, gas-
fire, huge double bed with sheets vaguely dingy. Over the bed a
framed coloured picture from La Vie Parisienne. A mistake, that.
Sometimes the originals don't compare so well. And, by Jove! on
the bamboo table by the window, positively an aspidistra! Hast
thou found me, O mine enemy? But come here, Dora. Let's have a
look at you.

He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her
youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him
as he sprawled there.

'How about my present?' she demanded, half wheedling, half

Never mind that now. To work! Come here. Not a bad mouth. Come
here. Come closer. Ah!

No. No use. Impossible. The will but not the way. The spirit is
willing but the flesh is weak. Try again. No. The booze, it must
be. See Macbeth. One last try. No, no use. Not this evening,
I'm afraid.

All right, Dora, don't you worry. You'll get your two quid all
right. We aren't paying by results.

He made a clumsy gesture. 'Here, give us that bottle. That bottle
off the dressing-table.'

Dora brought it. Ah, that's better. That at least doesn't fail.
With hands that had swollen to monstrous size he up-ended the
Chianti bottle. The wine flowed down his throat, bitter and
choking, and some of it went up his nose. It overwhelmed him. He
was slipping, sliding, falling off the bed. His head met the
floor. His legs were still on the bed. For a while he lay in this
position. Is this the way to live? Down below the youthful voices
were still mournfully singing:

'For tonight we'll merry be,
For tonight we'll merry be,
For tonight we'll merry be-e-e--
Tomorrow we'll be so-ober!'


And, by Jove, tomorrow we WERE sober!

Gordon emerged from some long, sickly dream to the consciousness
that the books in the lending library were the wrong way up. They
were all lying on their sides. Moreover, for some reason their
backs had turned white--white and shiny, like porcelain.

He opened his eyes a little wider and moved an arm. Small rivulets
of pain, seemingly touched off by the movement, shot through his
body at unexpected places--down the calves of his legs, for
instance, and up both sides of his head. He perceived that he was
lying on his side, with a hard smooth pillow under his cheek and a
coarse blanket scratching his chin and pushing its hairs into his
mouth. Apart from the minor pains that stabbed him every time he
moved, there was a large, dull sort of pain which was not localized
but which seemed to hover all over him.

Suddenly he flung off the blanket and sat up. He was in a police
cell. At this moment a frightful spasm of nausea overcame him.
Dimly perceiving a W.C. in the corner, he crept towards it and was
violently sick, three or four times.

After that, for several minutes, he was in agonizing pain. He
could scarcely stand on his feet, his head throbbed as though it
were going to burst, and the light seemed like some scalding white
liquid pouring into his brain through the sockets of his eyes. He
sat on the bed holding his head between his hands. Presently, when
some of the throbbing had died down, he had another look about him.
The cell measured about twelve feet long by six wide and was very
high. The walls were all of white porcelain bricks, horribly white
and clean. He wondered dully how they cleaned as high up as the
ceiling. Perhaps with a hose, he reflected. At one end there was
a little barred window, very high up, and at the other end, over
the door, an electric bulb let into the wall and protected by a
stout grating. The thing he was sitting on was not actually a bed,
but a shelf with one blanket and a canvas pillow. The door was of
steel, painted green. In the door there was a little round hole
with a flap on the outside.

Having seen this much he lay down and pulled the blanket over him
again. He had no further curiosity about his surroundings. As to
what had happened last night, he remembered everything--at least,
he remembered everything up to the time when he had gone with Dora
into the room with the aspidistra. God knew what had happened
after that. There had been some kind of bust-up and he had landed
in the clink. He had no notion of what he had done; it might be
murder for all he knew. In any case he did not care. He turned
his face to the wall and pulled the blanket over his head to shut
out the light.

After a long time the spyhole in the door was pushed aside. Gordon
managed to turn his head round. His neck-muscles seemed to creak.
Through the spyhole he could see a blue eye and a semi-circle of
pink chubby cheek.

''Ja do with a cup of tea?' a voice said.

Gordon sat up and instantly felt very sick again. He took his head
between his hands and groaned. The thought of a cup of hot tea
appealed to him, but he knew it would make him sick if it had sugar
in it.

'Please,' he said.

The police constable opened a partition in the top half of the door
and passed in a thick white mug of tea. It had sugar in it. The
constable was a solid rosy young man of about twenty-five, with a
kind face, white eyelashes, and a tremendous chest. It reminded
Gordon of the chest of a carthorse. He spoke with a good accent
but with vulgar turns of speech. For a minute or so he stood
regarding Gordon.

'You weren't half bad last night,' he said finally.

'I'm bad now.'

'You was worse last night, though. What you go and hit the
sergeant for?'

'Did I hit the sergeant?'

'Did you? Coo! He wasn't half wild. He turns to me and he says--
holding his ear he was, like this--he says, "Now, if that man
wasn't too drunk to stand, I'd knock his block off." It's all gone
down on your charge sheet. Drunk and disorderly. You'd only ha'
bin drunk and incapable if you hadn't of hit the sergeant.'

'Do you know what I shall get for this?'

'Five quid or fourteen days. You'll go up before Mr Groom. Lucky
for you it wasn't Mr Walker. He'd give you a month without the
option, Mr Walker would. Very severe on the drunks he is.

Gordon had drunk some of the tea. It was nauseatingly sweet but
its warmth made him feel stronger. He gulped it down. At this
moment a nasty, snarling sort of voice--the sergeant whom Gordon
had hit, no doubt--yelped from somewhere outside:

'Take that man out and get him washed. Black Maria leaves at half
past nine.'

The constable hastened to open the cell door. As soon as Gordon
stepped outside he felt worse then ever. This was partly because
it was much colder in the passage than in the cell. He walked a
step or two, and then suddenly his head was going round and round.
'I'm going to be sick!' he cried. He was falling--he flung out a
hand and stopped himself against the wall. The constable's strong
arm went round him. Across the arm, as over a rail, Gordon sagged,
doubled up and limp. A jet of vomit burst from him. It was the
tea, of course. There was a gutter running along the stone floor.
At the end of the passage the moustachio'd sergeant, in tunic
without a belt, stood with his hand on his hip, looking on

'Dirty little tyke,' he muttered, and turned away.

'Come on, old chap,' said the constable. 'You'll be better in half
a mo'.'

He half led, half dragged Gordon to a big stone sink at the end of
the passage and helped him to strip to the waist. His gentleness
was astonishing. He handled Gordon almost like a nurse handling a
child. Gordon had recovered enough strength to sluice himself with
the ice-cold water and rinse his mouth out. The constable gave him
a torn towel to dry himself with and then led him back to the cell.

'Now you sit quiet till the Black Maria comes. And take my tip--
when you go up to the court, you plead guilty and say you won't do
it again. Mr Groom won't be hard on you.'

'Where are my collar and tie?' said Gordon.

'We took 'em away last night. You'll get 'em back before you go up
to court. We had a bloke hung himself with his tie, once.'

Gordon sat down on the bed. For a little while he occupied himself
by calculating the number of porcelain bricks in the walls, then
sat with his elbows on his knees, his head between his hands. He
was still aching all over; he felt weak, cold, jaded, and, above
all, bored. He wished that boring business of going up to the
court could be avoided somehow. The thought of being put into some
jolting vehicle and taken across London to hang about in chilly
cells and passages, and of having to answer questions and be
lectured by magistrates, bored him indescribably. All he wanted
was to be left alone. But presently there was the sound of several
voices farther down the passage, and then of feet approaching. The
partition in the door was opened.

'Couple of visitors for you,' the constable said.

Gordon was bored by the very thought of visitors. Unwillingly he
looked up, and saw Flaxman and Ravelston looking in upon him. How
they had got there together was a mystery, but Gordon felt not the
faintest curiosity about it. They bored him. He wished they would
go away.

'Hullo, chappie!' said Flaxman.

'YOU here?' said Gordon with a sort of weary offensiveness.

Ravelston looked miserable. He had been up since the very early
morning, looking for Gordon. This was the first time he had seen
the interior of a police cell. His face shrank with disgust as he
looked at the chilly white-tiled place with its shameless W.C. in
the corner. But Flaxman was more accustomed to this kind of thing.
He cocked a practised eye at Gordon.

'I've seen 'em worse,' he said cheerfully. 'Give him a prairie
oyster and he'd buck up something wonderful. D'you know what your
eyes look like, chappie?' he added to Gordon. 'They look as if
they'd been taken out and poached.'

'I was drunk last night,' said Gordon, his head between his hands.

'I gathered something of the kind, old chappie.'

'Look here, Gordon,' said Ravelston, 'we came to bail you out, but
it seems we're too late. They're taking you up to court in a few
minutes' time. This is a bloody show. It's a pity you didn't give
them a false name when they brought you here last night.'

'Did I tell them my name?'

'You told them everything. I wish to God I hadn't let you out of
my sight. You slipped out of that house somehow and into the

'Wandering up and down Shaftesbury Avenue, drinking out of a
bottle,' said Flaxman appreciatively. 'But you oughtn't to have
hit the sergeant, old chappie! That was a bit of bloody
foolishness. And I don't mind telling you Mother Wisbeach is on
your track. When your pal here came round this morning and told
her you'd been for a night on the tiles, she took on as if you'd
done a bloody murder.'

'And look here, Gordon,' said Ravelston.

There was the familiar note of discomfort in his face. It was
something about money, as usual. Gordon looked up. Ravelston was
gazing into the distance.

'Look here.'


'About your fine. You'd better leave that to me. I'll pay it.'

'No, you won't.'

'My dear old chap! They'll send you to jail if I don't.'

'Oh, hell! I don't care.'

He did not care. At this moment he did not care if they sent him
to prison for a year. Of course he couldn't pay his fine himself.
He knew without even needing to look that he had no money left. He
would have given it all to Dora, or more probably she would have
pinched it. He lay down on the bed again and turned his back on
the others. In the sulky, sluggish state that he was in, his sole
desire was to get rid of them. They made a few more attempts to
talk to him, but he would not answer, and presently they went away.
Flaxman's voice boomed cheerfully down the passage. He was giving
Ravelston minute instructions as to how to make a prairie oyster.

The rest of that day was very beastly. Beastly was the ride in the
Black Maria, which, inside, was like nothing so much as a miniature
public lavatory, with tiny cubicles down each side, into which you
were locked and in which you had barely room to sit down.
Beastlier yet was the long wait in one of the cells adjoining the
magistrate's court. This cell was an exact replica of the cell at
the police station, even to having precisely the same number of
porcelain bricks. But it differed from the police station cell in
being repulsively dirty. It was cold, but the air was so fetid as
to be almost unbreathable. Prisoners were coming and going all the
time. They would be thrust into the cell, taken out after an hour
or two to go up to the court, and then perhaps brought back again
to wait while the magistrate decided upon their sentence or fresh
witnesses were sent for. There were always five or six men in the
cell, and there was nothing to sit on except the plank bed. And
the worst was that nearly all of them used the W.C.--there,
publicly, in the tiny cell. They could not help it. There was
nowhere else to go. And the plug of the beastly thing did not even
pull properly.

Until the afternoon Gordon felt sick and weak. He had had no
chance to shave, and his face was hatefully scrubby. At first he
merely sat on the corner of the plank bed, at the end nearest the
door, as far away from the W.C. as he could get, and took no notice
of the other prisoners. They bored and disgusted him; later, as
his headache wore off, he observed them with a faint interest.
There was a professional burglar, a lean worried-looking man with
grey hair, who was in a terrible stew about what would happen to
his wife and kids if he were sent to jail. He had been arrested
for 'loitering with intent to enter'--a vague offence for which you
generally get convicted if there are previous convictions against
you. He kept walking up and down, flicking the fingers of his
right hand with a curious nervous gesture, and exclaiming against
the unfairness of it. There was also a deaf mute who stank like a
ferret, and a small middle-aged Jew with a fur-collared overcoat,
who had been buyer to a large firm of kosher butchers. He had
bolted with twenty-seven pounds, gone to Aberdeen, of all places,
and spent the money on tarts. He too had a grievance, for he said
his case ought to have been tried in the rabbi's court instead of
being turned over to the police. There was also a publican who
had embezzled his Christmas club money. He was a big, hearty,
prosperous-looking man of about thirty-five, with a loud red face
and a loud blue overcoat--the sort of man who, if he were not a
publican, would be a bookie. His relatives had paid back the
embezzled money, all except twelve pounds, but the club members had
decided to prosecute. There was something in this man's eyes that
troubled Gordon. He carried everything off with a swagger, but all
the while there was that blank, staring look in his eyes; he would
fall into a kind of reverie at every gap in the conversation. It
was somehow rather dreadful to see him. There he was, still in his
smart clothes, with the splendour of a publican's life only a month
or two behind him; and now he was ruined, probably for ever. Like
all London publicans he was in the claw of the brewer, he would be
sold up and his furniture and fittings seized, and when he came out
of jail he would never have a pub or a job again.

The morning wore on with dismal slowness. You were allowed to
smoke--matches were forbidden, but the constable on duty outside
would give you a light through the trap in the door. Nobody had
any cigarettes except the publican, who had his pockets full of
them and distributed them freely. Prisoners came and went. A
ragged dirty man who claimed to be a coster 'up' for obstruction
was put into the cell for half an hour. He talked a great deal,
but the others were deeply suspicious of him; when he was taken out
again they all declared he was a 'split'. The police, it was said,
often put a 'split' into the cells, disguised as a prisoner, to
pick up information. Once there was great excitement when the
constable whispered through the trap that a murderer, or would-be
murderer, was being put into the cell next door. He was a youth of
eighteen who had stabbed his 'tart' in the belly, and she was not
expected to live. Once the trap opened and the tired, pale face of
a clergyman looked in. He saw the burglar, said wearily, 'YOU here
again, Jones?' and went away again. Dinner, so-called, was served
out at about twelve o'clock. All you got was a cup of tea and two
slices of bread and marg. You could have food sent in, though, if
you could pay for it. The publican had a good dinner sent in in
covered dishes; but he had no appetite for it, and gave most of it
away. Ravelston was still hanging about the court, waiting for
Gordon's case to come on, but he did not know the ropes well enough
to have food sent in to Gordon. Presently the burglar and the
publican were taken away, sentenced, and brought back to wait till
the Black Maria should take them off to jail. They each got nine
months. The publican questioned the burglar about what prison was
like. There was a conversation of unspeakable obscenity about the
lack of women there.

Gordon's case came on at half past two, and it was over so quickly
that it seemed preposterous to have waited all that time for it.
Afterwards he could remember nothing about the court except the
coat of arms over the magistrate's chair. The magistrate was
dealing with the drunks at the rate of two a minute. To the tune
of 'John-Smith-drunk six-shillings-move-on-NEXT!' they filed past
the railings of the dock, precisely like a crowd taking tickets at
a booking-office. Gordon's case, however, took two minutes instead
of thirty seconds, because he had been disorderly and the sergeant
had to testify that Gordon had struck him on the ear and called him
a ---- bastard. There was also a mild sensation in the court
because Gordon, when questioned at the police station, had
described himself as a poet. He must have been very drunk to say a
thing like that. The magistrate looked at him suspiciously.

'I see you call yourself a POET. ARE you a poet?'

'I write poetry,' said Gordon sulkily.

'Hm! Well, it doesn't seem to teach you to behave yourself, does
it? You will pay five pounds or go to prison for fourteen days.

And that was all. Nevertheless, somewhere at the back of the court
a bored reporter had pricked up his ears.

On the other side of the court there was a room where a police
sergeant sat with a large ledger, entering up the drunks' fines and
taking payment. Those who could not pay were taken back to the
cells. Gordon had expected this to happen to himself. He was
quite resigned to going to prison. But when he emerged from the
court it was to find that Ravelston was waiting there and had
already paid his fine for him. Gordon did not protest. He allowed
Ravelston to pack him into a taxi and take him back to the flat in
Regent's Park. As soon as they got there Gordon had a hot bath; he
needed one, after the beastly contaminating grime of the last
twelve hours. Ravelston lent him a razor, lent him a clean shirt
and pyjamas and socks and underclothes, even went out of doors and
bought him a toothbrush. He was strangely solicitous about Gordon.
He could not rid himself of a guilty feeling that what had happened
last night was mainly his own fault; he ought to have put his foot
down and taken Gordon home as soon as he showed signs of being
drunk. Gordon scarcely noticed what was being done for him. Even
the fact the Ravelston had paid his fine failed to trouble him.
For the rest of that afternoon he lay in one of the armchairs in
front of the fire, reading a detective story. About the future he
refused to think. He grew sleepy very early. At eight o'clock he
went to bed in the spare bedroom and slept like a log for nine

It was not till next morning that he began to think seriously about
his situation. He woke in the wide caressing bed, softer and
warmer than any bed he had ever slept in, and began to grope about
for his matches. Then he remembered that in places like this you
didn't need matches to get a light, and felt for the electric
switch that hung on a cord at the bedhead. Soft light flooded the
room. There was a syphon of soda water on the bed-table. Gordon
discovered that even after thirty-six hours there was still a vile
taste in his mouth. He had a drink and looked about him.

It was a queer feeling, lying there in somebody else's pyjamas in
somebody else's bed. He felt that he had no business there--that
this wasn't the sort of place where he belonged. There was a sense
of guilt in lying here in luxury when he was ruined and hadn't a
penny in the world. For he was ruined right enough, there was no
doubt about that. He seemed to know with perfect certainty that
his job was lost. God knew what was going to happen next. The
memory of that stupid dull debauch rolled back upon him with
beastly vividness. He could recall everything, from his first pink
gin before he started out to Dora's peach-coloured garters. He
squirmed when he thought of Dora. WHY does one do these things?
Money again, always money! The rich don't behave like that. The
rich are graceful even in their vices. But if you have no money
you don't even know how to spend it when you get it. You just
splurge it frantically away, like a sailor in a bawdy-house his
first night ashore.

He had been in the clink, twelve hours. He thought of the cold
faecal stench of that cell at the police court. A foretaste of
future days. And everyone would know that he had been in the
clink. With luck it might be kept from Aunt Angela and Uncle
Walter, but Julia and Rosemary probably knew already. With
Rosemary it didn't matter so much, but Julia would be ashamed and
miserable. He thought of Julia. Her long thin back as she bent
over the tea-caddy; her good, goose-like, defeated face. She had
never lived. From childhood she had been sacrificed to him--to
Gordon, to 'the boy'. It might be a hundred quid he had 'borrowed'
from her in all these years; and then even five quid he couldn't
spare her. Five quid he had set aside for her, and then spent it
on a tart!

He turned out the light and lay on his back, wide awake. At this
moment he saw himself with frightful clarity. He took a sort of
inventory of himself and his possessions. Gordon Comstock, last of
the Comstocks, thirty years old, with twenty-six teeth left; with
no money and no job; in borrowed pyjamas in a borrowed bed; with
nothing before him except cadging and destitution, and nothing
behind him except squalid fooleries. His total wealth a puny body
and two cardboard suitcases full of worn-out clothes.

At seven Ravelston was awakened by a tap on his door. He rolled
over and said sleepily, 'Hullo?' Gordon came in, a dishevelled
figure almost lost in the borrowed silk pyjamas. Ravelston roused
himself, yawning. Theoretically he got up at the proletarian hour
of seven. Actually he seldom stirred until Mrs Beaver, the
charwoman, arrived at eight. Gordon pushed the hair out of his
eyes and sat down on the foot of Ravelston's bed.

'I say, Ravelston, this is bloody. I've been thinking things over.
There's going to be hell to pay.'


'I shall lose my job. McKechnie can't keep me on after I've been
in the clink. Besides, I ought to have been at work yesterday.
Probably the shop wasn't opened all day.'

Ravelston yawned. 'It'll be all right, I think. That fat chap--
what's his name? Flaxman--rang McKechnie up and told him you were
down with flu. He made it pretty convincing. He said your
temperature was a hundred and three. Of course your landlady
knows. But I don't suppose she'd tell McKechnie.'

'But suppose it's got into the papers!'

'Oh, lord! I suppose that might happen. The char brings the
papers up at eight. But do they report drunk cases? Surely not?'

Mrs Beaver brought the Telegraph and the Herald. Ravelston sent
her out for the Mail and the Express. They searched hurriedly
through the police-court news. Thank God! it hadn't 'got into the
papers' after all. There was no reason why it should, as a matter
of fact. It was not as if Gordon had been a racing motorist or a
professional footballer. Feeling better, Gordon managed to eat
some breakfast, and after breakfast Ravelston went out. It was
agreed that he should go up to the shop, see Mr McKechnie, give him
further details of Gordon's illness, and find out how the land lay.
It seemed quite natural to Ravelston to waste several days in
getting Gordon out of his scrape. All the morning Gordon hung
about the flat, restless and out of sorts, smoking cigarettes in an
endless chain. Now that he was alone, hope had deserted him. He
knew by profound instinct that Mr McKechnie would have heard about
his arrest. It wasn't the kind of thing you could keep dark. He
had lost his job, and that was all about it.

He lounged across to the window and looked out. A desolate day;
the whitey-grey sky looked as if it could never be blue again; the
naked trees wept slowly into the gutters. Down a neighbouring
street the cry of the coal-man echoed mournfully. Only a fortnight
to Christmas now. Jolly to be out of work at this time of year!
But the thought, instead of frightening him, merely bored him. The
peculiar lethargic feeling, the stuffy heaviness behind the eyes,
that one has after a fit of drunkenness, seemed to have settled
upon him permanently. The prospect of searching for another job
bored him even more than the prospect of poverty. Besides, he
would never find another job. There are no jobs to be had
nowadays. He was going down, down into the sub-world of the
unemployed--down, down into God knew what workhouse depths of dirt
and hunger and futility. And chiefly he was anxious to get it over
with as little fuss and effort as possible.

Ravelston came back at about one o'clock. He pulled his gloves off
and threw them into a chair. He looked tired and depressed.
Gordon saw at a glance that the game was up.

'He's heard, of course?' he said.

'Everything, I'm afraid.'

'How? I suppose that cow of a Wisbeach woman went and sneaked to

'No. It was in the paper after all. The local paper. He got it
out of that.'

'Oh, hell! I'd forgotten that.'

Ravelston produced from his coat pocket a folded copy of a bi-
weekly paper. It was one that they took in at the shop because Mr
McKechnie advertised in it--Gordon had forgotten that. He opened
it. Gosh! What a splash! It was all over the middle page.




There were nearly two columns of it. Gordon had never been so
famous before and never would be again. They must have been very
hard up for a bit of news. But these local papers have a curious
notion of patriotism. They are so avid for local news that a
bicycle-accident in the Harrow Road will occupy more space than a
European crisis, and such items of news as 'Hampstead Man on Murder
Charge' or 'Dismembered Baby in Cellar in Camberwell' are displayed
with positive pride.

Ravelston described his interview with Mr McKechnie. Mr McKechnie,
it seemed, was torn between his rage against Gordon and his desire
not to offend such a good customer as Ravelston. But of course,
after such a thing like that, you could hardly expect him to take
Gordon back. These scandals were bad for trade, and besides, he
was justly angry at the lies Flaxman had told him over the phone.
But he was angriest of all at the thought of HIS assistant being
drunk and disorderly. Ravelston said that the drunkenness seemed
to anger him in a way that was peculiar. He gave the impression
that he would almost have preferred Gordon to pinch money out of
the till. Of course, he was a teetotaller himself. Gordon had
sometimes wondered whether he wasn't also a secret drinker, in the
traditional Scottish style. His nose was certainly very red. But
perhaps it was snuff that did it. Anyway, that was that. Gordon
was in the soup, full fathom five.

'I suppose the Wisbeach will stick to my clothes and things,' he
said. 'I'm not going round there to fetch them. Besides, I owe
her a week's rent.'

'Oh, don't worry about that. I'll see to your rent and everything.'

'My dear chap, I can't let you pay my rent!'

'Oh, dash it!' Ravelston's face grew faintly pink. He looked
miserably into the distance, and then said what he had to say all
in a sudden burst: 'Look here, Gordon, we must get this settled.
You've just got to stay here till this business has blown over.
I'll see you through about money and all that. You needn't think
you're being a nuisance, because you're not. And anyway, it's only
till you get another job.'

Gordon moved moodily away from him, his hands in his pockets. He
had foreseen all this, of course. He knew that he ought to refuse,
he WANTED to refuse, and yet he had not quite the courage.

'I'm not going to sponge on you like that,' he said sulkily.

'Don't use such expressions, for God's sake! Besides, where could
you go if you didn't stay here?'

'I don't know--into the gutter, I suppose. It's where I belong.
The sooner I get there the better.'

'Rot! You're going to stay here till you've found another job.'

'But there isn't a job in the world. It might be a year before I
found a job. I don't WANT a job.'

'You mustn't talk like that. You'll find a job right enough.
Something's bound to turn up. And for God's sake don't talk about
SPONGING on me. It's only an arrangement between friends. If you
really want to, you can pay it all back when you've got the money.'


But in the end he let himself be persuaded. He had known that he
would let himself be persuaded. He stayed on at the flat, and
allowed Ravelston to go round to Willowbed Road and pay his rent
and recover his two cardboard suitcases; he even allowed Ravelston
to 'lend' him a further two pounds for current expenses. His heart
sickened while he did it. He was living on Ravelston--sponging on
Ravelston. How could there ever be a real friendship between them
again? Besides, in his heart he didn't want to be helped. He only
wanted to be left alone. He was headed for the gutter; better to
reach the gutter quickly and get it over. Yet for the time being
he stayed, simply because he lacked the courage to do otherwise.

But as for this business of getting a job, it was hopeless from the
start. Even Ravelston, though rich, could not manufacture jobs out
of nothing. Gordon knew beforehand that there were no jobs going
begging in the book trade. During the next three days he wore his
shoes out traipsing from bookseller to bookseller. At shop after
shop he set his teeth, marched in, demanded to see the manager, and
three minutes later marched out again with his nose in the air.
The answer was always the same--no jobs vacant. A few booksellers
were taking on an extra man for the Christmas rush, but Gordon was
not the type they were looking for. He was neither smart nor
servile; he wore shabby clothes and spoke with the accent of a
gentleman. Besides, a few questions always brought it out that he
had been sacked from his last job for drunkenness. After only
three days he gave it up. He knew it was no use. It was only to
please Ravelston that he had even been pretending to look for work.

In the evening he trailed back to the flat, footsore and with his
nerves on edge from a series of snubs. He was making all his
journeys on foot, to economize Ravelston's two pounds. When he got
back Ravelston had just come up from the office and was sitting in
one of the armchairs in front of the fire, with some long galley-
proofs over his knee. He looked up as Gordon came in.

'Any luck?' he said as usual.

Gordon did not answer. If he had answered it would have been with
a stream of obscenities. Without even looking at Ravelston he went
straight into his bedroom, kicked off his shoes, and flung himself
on the bed. He hated himself at this moment. Why had he come
back? What right had he to come back and sponge on Ravelston when
he hadn't even the intention of looking for a job any longer? He
ought to have stayed out in the streets, slept in Trafalgar Square,
begged--anything. But he hadn't the guts to face the streets as
yet. The prospect of warmth and shelter had tugged him back. He
lay with his hands beneath his head, in a mixture of apathy and
self-hatred. After about half an hour he heard the door-bell ring
and Ravelston get up to answer it. It was that bitch Hermione
Slater, presumably. Ravelston had introduced Gordon to Hermione a
couple of days ago, and she had treated him like dirt. But a
moment later there was a knock at the bedroom door.

'What is it?' said Gordon.

'Somebody's come to see you,' said Ravelston.

'To see ME?'

'Yes. Come on into the other room.'

Gordon swore and rolled sluggishly off the bed. When he got to the
other room he found that the visitor was Rosemary. He had been
half expecting her, of course, but it wearied him to see her. He
knew why she had come; to sympathize with him, to pity him, to
reproach him--it was all the same. In his despondent, bored mood
he did not want to make the effort of talking to her. All he
wanted was to be left alone. But Ravelston was glad to see her.
He had taken a liking to her in their single meeting and thought
she might cheer Gordon up. He made a transparent pretext to go
downstairs to the office, leaving the two of them together.

They were alone, but Gordon made no move to embrace her. He was
standing in front of the fire, round-shouldered, his hands in his
coat pockets, his feet thrust into a pair of Ravelston's slippers
which were much too big for him. She came rather hesitantly
towards him, not yet taking off her hat or her coat with the lamb-
skin collar. It hurt her to see him. In less than a week his
appearance had deteriorated strangely. Already he had that
unmistakable, seedy, lounging look of a man who is out of work.
His face seemed to have grown thinner, and there were rings round
his eyes. Also it was obvious that he had not shaved that day.

She laid her hand on his arm, rather awkwardly, as a woman does
when it is she who has to make the first embrace.



He said it almost sulkily. The next moment she was in his arms.
But it was she who had made the first movement, not he. Her head
was on his breast, and behold! she was struggling with all her
might against the tears that almost overwhelmed her. It bored
Gordon dreadfully. He seemed so often to reduce her to tears! And
he didn't want to be cried over; he only wanted to be left alone--
alone to sulk and despair. As he held her there, one hand
mechanically caressing her shoulder, his main feeling was boredom.
She had made things more difficult for him by coming here. Ahead
of him were dirt, cold, hunger, the streets, the workhouse, and the
jail. It was against THAT that he had got to steel himself. And
he could steel himself, if only she would leave him alone and not
come plaguing him with these irrelevant emotions.

He pushed her a little way from him. She had recovered herself
quickly, as she always did.

'Gordon, my dear one! Oh, I'm so sorry, so sorry!'

'Sorry about what?'

'You losing your job and everything. You look so unhappy.'

'I'm not unhappy. Don't pity me, for God's sake.'

He disengaged himself from her arms. She pulled her hat off and
threw it into a chair. She had come here with something definite
to say. It was something she had refrained from saying all these
years--something that it had seemed to her a point of chivalry not
to say. But now it had got to be said, and she would come straight
out with it. It was not in her nature to beat about the bush.

'Gordon, will you do something to please me?'


'Will you go back to the New Albion?'

So that was it! Of course he had foreseen it. She was going to
start nagging at him like all the others. She was going to add
herself to the band of people who worried him and badgered him to
'get on'. But what else could you expect? It was what any woman
would say. The marvel was that she had never said it before. Go
back to the New Albion! It had been the sole significant action of
his life, leaving the New Albion. It was his religion, you might
say, to keep out of that filthy money-world. Yet at this moment he
could not remember with any clarity the motives for which he had
left the New Albion. All he knew was that he would never go back,
not if the skies fell, and that the argument he foresaw bored him
in advance.

He shrugged his shoulders and looked away. 'The New Albion
wouldn't take me back,' he said shortly.

'Yes, they would. You remember what Mr Erskine said. It's not so
long ago--only two years. And they're always on the look-out for
good copywriters. Everyone at the office says so. I'm sure they'd
give you a job if you went and asked them. And they'd pay you at
least four pounds a week.'

'Four pounds a week! Splendid! I could afford to keep an
aspidistra on that, couldn't I?'

'No, Gordon, don't joke about it now.'

'I'm not joking. I'm serious.'

'You mean you won't go back to them--not even if they offered you a

'Not in a thousand years. Not if they paid me fifty pounds a

'But why? Why?'

'I've told you why,' he said wearily.

She looked at him helplessly. After all, it was no use. There was
this money-business standing in the way--these meaningless scruples
which she had never understood but which she had accepted merely
because they were his. She felt all the impotence, the resentment
of a woman who sees an abstract idea triumphing over common sense.
How maddening it was, that he should let himself be pushed into the
gutter by a thing like that! She said almost angrily:

'I don't understand you, Gordon, I really don't. Here you are out
of work, you may be starving in a little while for all you know;
and yet when there's a good job which you can have almost for the
asking, you won't take it.'

'No, you're quite right. I won't.'

'But you must have SOME kind of job, mustn't you?'

'A job, but not a GOOD job. I've explained that God knows how
often. I dare say I'll get a job of sorts sooner or later. The
same kind of job as I had before.'

'But I don't believe you're even TRYING to get a job, are you?'

'Yes, I am. I've been out all today seeing booksellers.'

'And you didn't even shave this morning!' she said, changing her
ground with feminine swiftness.

He felt his chin. 'I don't believe I did, as a matter of fact.'

'And then you expect people to give you a job! Oh, Gordon!'

'Oh, well, what does it matter? It's too much fag to shave every

'You're letting yourself go to pieces,' she said bitterly. 'You
don't seem to WANT to make any effort. You want to sink--just

'I don't know--perhaps. I'd sooner sink than rise.'

There were further arguments. It was the first time she had ever
spoken to him like this. Once again the tears came into her eyes,
and once again she fought them back. She had come here swearing to
herself that she would not cry. The dreadful thing was that her
tears, instead of distressing him, merely bored him. It was as
though he COULD not care, and yet at his very centre there was an
inner heart that cared because he could not care. If only she
would leave him alone! Alone, alone! Free from the nagging
consciousness of his failure; free to sink, as she had said, down,
down into quiet worlds where money and effort and moral obligation
did not exist. Finally he got away from her and went back to the
spare bedroom, it was definitely a quarrel--the first really deadly
quarrel they had ever had. Whether it was to be final he did not
know. Nor did he care, at this moment. He locked the door behind
him and lay on the bed smoking a cigarette. He must get out of
this place, and quickly! Tomorrow morning he would clear out.
No more sponging on Ravelston! No more blackmail to the gods
of decency! Down, down, into the mud--down to the streets, the
workhouse, and the jail. It was only there that he could be at

Ravelston came upstairs to find Rosemary alone and on the point of
departure. She said good-bye and then suddenly turned to him and
laid her hand on his arm. She felt that she knew him well enough
now to take him into her confidence.

'Mr Ravelston, please--WILL you try and persuade Gordon to get a

'I'll do what I can. Of course it's always difficult. But I
expect we'll find him a job of sorts before long.'

'It's so dreadful to see him like this! He goes absolutely to
pieces. And all the time, you see, there's a job he could quite
easily get if he wanted it--a really GOOD job. It's not that he
can't, it's simply that he won't.'

She explained about the New Albion. Ravelston rubbed his nose.

'Yes. As a matter of fact I've heard all about that. We talked it
over when he left the New Albion.'

'But you don't think he was right to leave them?' she said,
promptly divining that Ravelston DID think Gordon right.

'Well--I grant you it wasn't very wise. But there's a certain
amount of truth in what he says. Capitalism's corrupt and we ought
to keep outside it--that's his idea. It's not practicable, but in
a way it's sound.'

'Oh, I dare say it's all right as a theory! But when he's out of
work and when he could get this job if he chose to ask for it--
SURELY you don't think he's right to refuse?'

'Not from a common-sense point of view. But in principle--well,

'Oh, in principle! We can't afford principles, people like us.
THAT'S what Gordon doesn't seem to understand.'

Gordon did not leave the flat next morning. One resolves to do
these things, one WANTS to do them; but when the time comes, in the
cold morning light, they somehow don't get done. He would stay
just one day more he told himself; and then again it was 'just one
day more', until five whole days had passed since Rosemary's visit,
and he was still lurking there, living on Ravelston, with not even
a flicker of a job in sight. He still made some pretence of
searching for work, but he only did it to save his face. He would
go out and loaf for hours in public libraries, and then come home
to lie on the bed in the spare bedroom, dressed except for his
shoes, smoking endless cigarettes. And for all that inertia and
the fear of the streets still held him there, those five days were
awful, damnable, unspeakable. There is nothing more dreadful in
the world than to live in somebody else's house, eating his bread
and doing nothing in return for it. And perhaps it is worst of all
when your benefactor won't for a moment admit that he is your
benefactor. Nothing could have exceeded Ravelston's delicacy. He
would have perished rather than admit that Gordon was sponging on
him. He had paid Gordon's fine, he had paid his arrears of rent,
he had kept him for a week, and he had 'lent' him two pounds on top
of that; but it was nothing, it was a mere arrangement between
friends, Gordon would do the same for him another time. From time
to time Gordon made feeble efforts to escape, which always ended in
the same way.

'Look here, Ravelston, I can't stay here any longer. You've kept
me long enough. I'm going to clear out tomorrow morning.'

'But my dear old chap! Do be sensible. You haven't--' But no!
Not even now, when Gordon was openly on the rocks, could Ravelston
say, 'You haven't got any money.' One can't say things like that.
He compromised: 'Where are you going to live, anyway?'

'God knows--I don't care. There are common lodging-houses and
places. I've got a few bob left.'

'Don't be such an ass. You'd much better stay here till you've
found a job.'

'But it might be months, I tell you. I can't live on you like

'Rot, my dear chap! I like having you here.'

But of course, in his inmost heart, he didn't really like having
Gordon there. How should he? It was an impossible situation.
There was a tension between them all the time. It is always so
when one person is living on another. However delicately
disguised, charity is still horrible; there is a malaise, almost a
secret hatred, between the giver and the receiver. Gordon knew
that his friendship with Ravelston would never be the same again.
Whatever happened afterwards, the memory of this evil time would be
between them. The feeling of his dependent position, of being in
the way, unwanted, a nuisance, was with him night and day. At
meals he would scarcely eat, he would not smoke Ravelston's
cigarettes, but bought himself cigarettes out of his few remaining
shillings. He would not even light the gas-fire in his bedroom.
He would have made himself invisible if he could. Every day, of
course, people were coming and going at the flat and at the office.
All of them saw Gordon and grasped his status. Another of
Ravelston's pet scroungers, they all said. He even detected a
gleam of professional jealousy in one or two of the hangers-on of
Antichrist. Three times during that week Hermione Slater came.
After his first encounter with her he fled from the flat as soon as
she appeared; on one occasion, when she came at night, he had to
stay out of doors till after midnight. Mrs Beaver, the charwoman,
had also 'seen through' Gordon. She knew his type. He was another
of those good-for-nothing young 'writing gentlemen' who sponged on
poor Mr Ravelston. So in none too subtle ways she made things
uncomfortable for Gordon. Her favourite trick was to rout him out
with broom and pan--'Now, Mr Comstock, I've got to do this room
out, IF you please'--from whichever room he had settled down in.

But in the end, unexpectedly and through no effort of his own,
Gordon did get a job. One morning a letter came for Ravelston from
Mr McKechnie. Mr McKechnie had relented--not to the extent of
taking Gordon back, of course, but to the extent of helping him
find another job. He said that a Mr Cheeseman, a bookseller in
Lambeth, was looking for an assistant. From what he said it was
evident that Gordon could get the job if he applied for it; it was
equally evident that there was some snag about the job. Gordon had
vaguely heard of Mr Cheeseman--in the book trade everybody knows
everybody else. In his heart the news bored him. He didn't really
want this job. He didn't want ever to work again; all he wanted
was to sink, sink, effortless, down into the mud. But he couldn't
disappoint Ravelston after all Ravelston had done for him. So the
same morning he went down to Lambeth to inquire about the job.

The shop was in the desolate stretch of road south of Waterloo
Bridge. It was a poky, mean-looking shop, and the name over it,
in faded gilt, was not Cheeseman but Eldridge. In the window,
however, there were some valuable calf folios, and some sixteenth-
century maps which Gordon thought must be worth money. Evidently
Mr Cheeseman specialized in 'rare' books. Gordon plucked up his
courage and went in.

As the door-bell ping'd, a tiny, evil-looking creature, with a
sharp nose and heavy black eyebrows, emerged from the office behind
the shop. He looked up at Gordon with a kind of nosy malice. When
he spoke it was in an extraordinary clipped manner, as though he
were biting each word in half before it escaped from him. 'Ot c'n
I do f'yer!'--that approximately was what it sounded like. Gordon
explained why he had come. Mr Cheeseman shot a meaning glance at
him and answered in the same clipped manner as before:

'Oh, eh? Comstock, eh? Come 'is way. Got mi office back here.
Bin 'specting you.'

Gordon followed him. Mr Cheeseman was a rather sinister little
man, almost small enough to be called a dwarf, with very black
hair, and slightly deformed. As a rule a dwarf, when malformed,
has a full-sized torso and practically no legs. With Mr Cheeseman
it was the other way about. His legs were normal length, but the
top half of his body was so short that his buttocks seemed to
sprout almost immediately below his shoulder blades. This gave
him, in walking, a resemblance to a pair of scissors. He had the
powerful bony shoulders of the dwarf, the large ugly hands, and the
sharp nosing movements of the head. His clothes had that peculiar
hardened, shiny texture of clothes that are very old and very
dirty. They were just going into the office when the door-bell
ping'd again, and a customer came in, holding out a book from the
sixpenny box outside and half a crown. Mr Cheeseman did not take
the change out of the till--apparently there was no till--but
produced a very greasy wash-leather purse from some secret place
under his waistcoat. He handled the purse, which was almost lost
in his big hands, in a peculiarly secretive way, as though to hide
it from sight.

'I like keep mi money i' mi pocket,' he explained, with an upward
glance, as they went into the office.

It was apparent that Mr Cheeseman clipped his words from a notion
that words cost money and ought not to be wasted. In the office
they had a talk, and Mr Cheeseman extorted from Gordon the
confession that he had been sacked for drunkenness. As a matter of
fact he knew all about this already. He had heard about Gordon
from Mr McKechnie, whom he had met at an auction a few days
earlier. He had pricked up his ears when he heard the story, for
he was on the look-out for an assistant, and clearly an assistant
who had been sacked for drunkenness would come at reduced wages.
Gordon saw that his drunkenness was going to be used as a weapon
against him. Yet Mr Cheeseman did not seem absolutely unfriendly.
He seemed to be the kind of person who will cheat you if he can,
and bully you if you give him the chance, but who will also regard
you with a contemptuous good-humour. He took Gordon into his
confidence, talked of conditions in the trade, and boasted with
much chuckling of his own astuteness. He had a peculiar chuckle,
his mouth curving upwards at the corners and his large nose seeming
about to disappear into it.

Recently, he told Gordon, he had had an idea for a profitable side-
line. He was going to start a twopenny library; but it would have
to be quite separate from the shop, because anything so low-class
would frighten away the book-lovers who came to the shop in search
of 'rare' books. He had taken premises a little distance away, and
in the lunch-hour he took Gordon to see them. They were farther
down the dreary street, between a flyblown ham-and-beef shop and a
smartish undertaker. The ads in the undertaker's window caught
Gordon's eye. It seems you can get underground for as little as
two pounds ten nowadays. You can even get buried on the hire-
purchase. There was also an ad for cremations--'Reverent,
Sanitary, and Inexpensive.'

The premises consisted of a single narrow room--a mere pipe of a
room with a window as wide as itself, furnished with a cheap desk,
one chair, and a card index. The new-painted shelves were ready
and empty. This was not, Gordon saw at a glance, going to be the
kind of library that he had presided over at McKechnie's.
McKechnie's library had been comparatively highbrow. It had
dredged no deeper than Dell, and it even had books by Lawrence and
Huxley. But this was one of those cheap arid evil little libraries
('mushroom libraries', they are called) which are springing up all
over London and are deliberately aimed at the uneducated. In
libraries like these there is not a single book that is ever
mentioned in the reviews or that any civilized person has ever
heard of. The books are published by special low-class firms and
turned out by wretched hacks at the rate of four a year, as
mechanically as sausages and with much less skill. In effect they
are merely fourpenny novelettes disguised as novels, and they only
cost the library-proprietor one and eightpence a volume. Mr
Cheeseman explained that he had not ordered the books yet. He
spoke of 'ordering the books' as one might speak of ordering a ton
of coals. He was going to start with five hundred assorted titles,
he said. The shelves were already marked off into sections--'Sex',
'Crime', 'Wild West', and so forth.

He offered Gordon the job. It was very simple. All you had to do
was to remain there ten hours a day, hand out the book, take the
money, and choke off the more obvious book-pinchers. The pay, he
added with a measuring, sidelong glance, was thirty shillings a

Gordon accepted promptly. Mr Cheeseman was perhaps faintly
disappointed. He had expected an argument, and would have enjoyed
crushing Gordon by reminding him that beggars can't be choosers.
But Gordon was satisfied. The job would do. There was no TROUBLE
about a job like this; no room for ambition, no effort, no hope.
Ten bob less--ten bob nearer the mud. It was what he wanted.

He 'borrowed' another two pounds from Ravelston and took a
furnished bed-sitting room, eight bob a week, in a filthy alley
parallel to Lambeth Cut. Mr Cheeseman ordered the five hundred
assorted titles, and Gordon started work on the twentieth of
December. This, as it happened, was his thirtieth birthday.


Under ground, under ground! Down in the safe soft womb of earth,
where there is no getting of jobs or losing of jobs, no relatives
or friends to plague you, no hope, fear, ambition, honour, duty--
no DUNS of any kind. That was where he wished to be.

Yet it was not death, actual physical death, that he wished for.
It was a queer feeling that he had. It had been with him ever
since that morning when he had woken up in the police cell. The
evil, mutinous mood that comes after drunkenness seemed to have set
into a habit. That drunken night had marked a period in his life.
It had dragged him downward with strange suddenness. Before, he
had fought against the money-code, and yet he had clung to his
wretched remnant of decency. But now it was precisely from decency
that he wanted to escape. He wanted to go down, deep down, into
some world where decency no longer mattered; to cut the strings of
his self-respect, to submerge himself--to SINK, as Rosemary had
said. It was all bound up in his mind with the thought of being
UNDER GROUND. He liked to think about the lost people, the under-
ground people: tramps, beggars, criminals, prostitutes. It is a
good world that they inhabit, down there in their frowzy kips and
spikes. He liked to think that beneath the world of money there is
that great sluttish underworld where failure and success have no
meaning; a sort of kingdom of ghosts where all are equal. That was
where he wished to be, down in the ghost-kingdom, BELOW ambition.
It comforted him somehow to think of the smoke-dim slums of South
London sprawling on and on, a huge graceless wilderness where you
could lose yourself for ever.

And in a way this job was what he wanted; at any rate, it was
something near what he wanted. Down there in Lambeth, in winter,
in the murky streets where the sepia-shadowed faces of tea-
drunkards drifted through the mist, you had a SUBMERGED feeling.
Down here you had no contact with money or with culture. No
highbrow customers to whom you had to act the highbrow; no one who
was capable of asking you, in that prying way that prosperous
people have, 'What are you, with your brains and education, doing
in a job like this?' You were just part of the slum, and, like all
slum-dwellers, taken for granted. The youths and girls and
draggled middle-aged women who came to the library scarcely even
spotted the fact that Gordon was an educated man. He was just 'the
bloke at the library', and practically one of themselves.

The job itself, of course, was of inconceivable futility. You just
sat there, ten hours a day, six hours on Thursdays, handing out
books, registering them, and receiving twopences. Between whiles
there was nothing to do except read. There was nothing worth
watching in the desolate street outside. The principal event
of the day was when the hearse drove up to the undertaker's
establishment next door. This had a faint interest for Gordon,
because the dye was wearing off one of the horses and it was
assuming by degrees a curious purplish-brown shade. Much of the
time, when no customers came, he spent reading the yellow-jacketed
trash that the library contained. Books of that type you could
read at the rate of one an hour. And they were the kind of books
that suited him nowadays. It is real 'escape literature', that
stuff in the twopenny libraries. Nothing has ever been devised
that puts less strain on the intelligence; even a film, by
comparison, demands a certain effort. And so when a customer
demanded a book of this category or that, whether it was 'Sex' or
'Crime' or 'Wild West' or 'ROmance' (always with the accent on the
O). Gordon was ready with expert advice.

Mr Cheeseman was not a bad person to work for, so long as you
understood that if you worked till the Day of Judgement you would
never get a rise of wages. Needless to say, he suspected Gordon of
pinching the till-money. After a week or two he devised a new
system of booking, by which he could tell how many books had been
taken out and check this with the day's takings. But it was still
(he reflected) in Gordon's power to issue books and make no record
of them; and so the possibility that Gordon might be cheating him
of sixpence or even a shilling a day continued to trouble him, like
the pea under the princess's mattress. Yet he was not absolutely
unlikeable, in his sinister, dwarfish way. In the evenings, after
he had shut the shop, when he came along to the library to collect
the day's takings, he would stay talking to Gordon for a while and
recounting with nosy chuckles any particularly astute swindles that
he had worked lately. From these conversations Gordon pieced
together Mr Cheeseman's history. He had been brought up in the
old-clothes trade, which was his spiritual vocation, so to speak,
and had inherited the bookshop from an uncle three years ago. At
that time it was one of those dreadful bookshops in which there are
not even any shelves, in which the books lie about in monstrous
dusty piles with no attempt at classification. It was frequented
to some extent by book-collectors, because there was occasionally a
valuable book among the piles of rubbish, but mainly it kept going
by selling secondhand paper-covered thrillers at twopence each.
Over this dustheap Mr Cheeseman had presided, at first, with
intense disgust. He loathed books and had not yet grasped that
there was money to be made out of them. He was still keeping his
old-clothes shop going by means of a deputy, and intended to return
to it as soon as he could get a good offer for the bookshop. But
presently it was borne in upon him that books, properly handled,
are worth money. As soon as he had made this discovery he
developed as astonishing flair for bookdealing. Within two years
he had worked his shop up till it was one of the best 'rare'
bookshops of its size in London. To him a book was as purely an
article of merchandise as a pair of second-hand trousers. He had
never in his life READ a book himself, nor could he conceive why
anyone should want to do so. His attitude towards the collectors
who pored so lovingly over his rare editions was that of a sexually
cold prostitute towards her clientele. Yet he seemed to know by
the mere feel of a book whether it was valuable or not. His head
was a perfect mine of auction-records and first-edition dates, and
he had a marvellous nose for a bargain. His favourite way of
acquiring stock was to buy up the libraries of people who had just
died, especially clergymen. Whenever a clergyman died Mr Cheeseman
was on the spot with the promptness of a vulture. Clergymen, he
explained to Gordon, so often have good libraries and ignorant
widows. He lived over the shop, was unmarried, of course, and had
no amusements and seemingly no friends. Gordon used sometimes to
wonder what Mr Cheeseman did with himself in the evenings, when he
was not out snooping after bargains. He had a mental picture of Mr
Cheeseman sitting in a double-locked room with the shutters over
the windows, counting piles of half-crowns and bundles of pound
notes which he stowed carefully away in cigarette-tins.

Mr Cheeseman bullied Gordon and was on the look-out for an excuse
to dock his wages; yet he did not bear him any particular ill-will.
Sometimes in the evening when he came to the library he would
produce a greasy packet of Smith's Potato Crisps from his pocket,
and, holding it out, say in his clipped style:

'Hassome chips?'

The packet was always grasped so firmly in his large hand that it
was impossible to extract more than two or three chips. But he
meant it as a friendly gesture.

As for the place where Gordon lived, in Brewer's Yard, parallel to
Lambeth Cut on the south side, it was a filthy kip. His bed-
sitting room was eight shillings a week and was just under the
roof. With its sloping ceiling--it was a room shaped like a wedge
of cheese--and its skylight window, it was the nearest thing to the
proverbial poet's garret that he had ever lived in. There was a
large, low, broken-backed bed with a ragged patchwork quilt and
sheets that were changed once fortnightly; a deal table ringed by
dynasties of teapots; a rickety kitchen chair; a tin basin for
washing in; a gas-ring in the fender. The bare floorboards had
never been stained but were dark with dirt. In the cracks in the
pink wallpaper dwelt multitudes of bugs; however, this was winter
and they were torpid unless you over-warmed the room. You were
expected to make your own bed. Mrs Meakin, the landlady,
theoretically 'did out' the rooms daily, but four days out of five
she found the stairs too much for her. Nearly all the lodgers
cooked their own squalid meals in their bedrooms. There was no
gas-stove, of course; just the gas-ring in the fender, and, down
two flights of stairs, a large evil-smelling sink which was common
to the whole house.

In the garret adjoining Gordon's there lived a tall handsome old
woman who was not quite right in the head and whose face was often
as black as a Negro's from dirt. Gordon could never make out where
the dirt came from. It looked like coal dust. The children of the
neighbourhood used to shout 'Blackie!' after her as she stalked
along the pavement like a tragedy queen, talking to herself. On
the floor below there was a woman with a baby which cried, cried
everlastingly; also a young couple who used to have frightful
quarrels and frightful reconciliations which you could hear all
over the house. On the ground floor a house-painter, his wife, and
five children existed on the dole and an occasional odd job. Mrs
Meakin, the landlady, inhabited some burrow or other in the
basement. Gordon liked this house. It was all so different from
Mrs Wisbeach's. There was no mingy lower-middle-class decency
here, no feeling of being spied upon and disapproved of. So long
as you paid your rent you could do almost exactly as you liked;
come home drunk and crawl up the stairs, bring women in at all
hours, lie in bed all day if you wanted to. Mother Meakin was not
the type to interfere. She was a dishevelled, jelly-soft old
creature with a figure like a cottage loaf. People said that in
her youth she had been no better than she ought, and probably it
was true. She had a loving manner towards anything in trousers.
Yet it seemed that traces of respectability lingered in her breast.
On the day when Gordon installed himself he heard her puffing and
struggling up the stairs, evidently bearing some burden. She
knocked softly on the door with her knee, or the place where her
knee ought to have been, and he let her in.

''Ere y'are, then,' she wheezed kindly as she came in with her arms
full. 'I knew as 'ow you'd like this. I likes all my lodgers to
feel comfortable-like. Lemme put it on the table for you. There!
That makes the room like a bit more 'ome-like, don't it now?'

It was an aspidistra. It gave him a bit of a twinge to see it.
Even here, in this final refuge! Hast thou found me, O mine enemy?
But it was a poor weedy specimen--indeed, it was obviously dying.

In this place he could have been happy if only people would let him
alone. It was a place where you COULD be happy, in a sluttish way.
To spend your days in meaningless mechanical work, work that could
be slovened through in a sort of coma; to come home and light the
fire when you had any coal (there were sixpenny bags at the
grocer's) and get the stuffy little attic warm; to sit over a
squalid meal of bacon, bread-and-marg and tea, cooked over the gas-
ring; to lie on the frowzy bed, reading a thriller or doing the
Brain Brighteners in Tit Bits until the small hours; it was the
kind of life he wanted. All his habits had deteriorated rapidly.
He never shaved more than three times a week nowadays, and only
washed the parts that showed. There were good public baths near
by, but he hardly went to them as often as once in a month. He
never made his bed properly, but just turned back the sheets, and
never washed his few crocks till all of them had been used twice
over. There was a film of dust on everything. In the fender there
was always a greasy frying-pan and a couple of plates coated with
the remnants of fried eggs. One night the bugs came out of one of
the cracks and marched across the ceiling two by two. He lay on
his bed, his hands under his head, watching them with interest.
Without regret, almost intentionally, he was letting himself go to
pieces. At the bottom of all his feelings there was sulkiness a je
m'en fous in the face of the world. Life had beaten him; but you
can still beat life by turning your face away. Better to sink than
rise. Down, down into the ghost-kingdom, the shadowy world where
shame, effort, decency do not exist!

To sink! How easy it ought to be, since there are so few
competitors! But the strange thing is that often it is harder to
sink than to rise. There is always something that drags one
upwards. After all, one is never quite alone; there are always
friends, lovers, relatives. Everyone Gordon knew seemed to be
writing him letters, pitying him or bullying him. Aunt Angela had
written, Uncle Walter had written, Rosemary had written over and
over again, Ravelston had written, Julia had written. Even Flaxman
had sent a line to wish him luck. Flaxman's wife had forgiven him,
and he was back at Peckham, in aspidistral bliss. Gordon hated
getting letters nowadays. They were a link with that other world
from which he was trying to escape.

Even Ravelston had turned against him. That was after he had been
to see Gordon in his new lodgings. Until this visit he had not
realized what kind of neighbourhood Gordon was living in. As his
taxi drew up at the corner, in the Waterloo Road, a horde of ragged
shock-haired boys came swooping from nowhere, to fight round the
taxi door like fish at a bait. Three of them clung to the handle
and hauled the door open simultaneously. Their servile, dirty
little faces, wild with hope, made him feel sick. He flung some
pennies among them and fled up the alley without looking at them
again. The narrow pavements were smeared with a quantity of dogs'
excrement that was surprising, seeing that there were no dogs in
sight. Down in the basement Mother Meakin was boiling a haddock,
and you could smell it half-way up the stairs. In the attic
Ravelston sat on the rickety chair, with the ceiling sloping just
behind his head. The fire was out and there was no light in the
room except four candles guttering in a saucer beside the
aspidistra. Gordon lay on the ragged bed, fully dressed but with
no shoes on. He had scarcely stirred when Ravelston came in. He
just lay there, flat on his back, sometimes smiling a little, as
though there were some private joke between himself and the
ceiling. The room had already the stuffy sweetish smell of rooms
that have been lived in a long time and never cleaned. There were
dirty crocks lying about in the fender.

'Would you like a cup of tea?' Gordon said, without stirring.

'No thanks awfully--no,' said Ravelston, a little too hastily.

He had seen the brown-stained cups in the fender and the repulsive
common sink downstairs. Gordon knew quite well why Ravelston
refused the tea. The whole atmosphere of this place had given
Ravelston a kind of shock. That awful mixed smell of slops and
haddock on the stairs! He looked at Gordon, supine on the ragged
bed. And, dash it, Gordon was a gentleman! At another time he
would have repudiated that thought; but in this atmosphere pious
humbug was impossible. All the class-instincts which he believed
himself not to possess rose in revolt. It was dreadful to think of
anyone with brains and refinement living in a place like this. He
wanted to tell Gordon to get out of it, pull himself together, earn
a decent income, and live like a gentleman. But of course he didn't
say so. You can't say things like that. Gordon was aware of what
was going on inside Ravelston's head. It amused him, rather. He
felt no gratitude towards Ravelston for coming here and seeing him;
on the other hand, he was not ashamed of his surroundings as he
would once have been. There was a faint, amused malice in the way
he spoke.

'You think I'm a B.F., of course,' he remarked to the ceiling.

'No, I don't. Why should I?'

'Yes, you do. You think I'm a B.F. to stay in this filthy place
instead of getting a proper job. You think I ought to try for that
job at the New Albion.'

'No, dash it! I never thought that. I see your point absolutely.
I told you that before. I think you're perfectly right in

'And you think principles are all right so long as one doesn't go
putting them into practice.'

'No. But the question always is, when IS one putting them into

'It's quite simple. I've made war on money. This is where it's
led me.'

Ravelston rubbed his nose, then shifted uneasily on his chair.

'The mistake you make, don't you see, is in thinking one can live
in a corrupt society without being corrupt oneself. After all,
what do you achieve by refusing to make money? You're trying to
behave as though one could stand right outside our economic system.
But one can't. One's got to change the system, or one changes
nothing. One can't put things right in a hole-and-corner way, if
you take my meaning.'

Gordon waved a foot at the buggy ceiling.

'Of course this IS a hole-and-corner, I admit.'

'I didn't mean that,' said Ravelston, pained.

'But let's face facts. You think I ought to be looking about for a
GOOD job, don't you?'

'It depends on the job. I think you're quite right not to sell
yourself to that advertising agency. But it does seem rather a
pity that you should stay in that wretched job you're in at
present. After all, you HAVE got talents. You ought to be using
them somehow.'

'There are my poems,' said Gordon, smiling at his private joke.

Ravelston looked abashed. This remark silenced him. Of course,
there WERE Gordon's poems. There was London Pleasures, for
instance. Ravelston knew, and Gordon knew, and each knew that the
other knew, that London Pleasures would never be finished. Never
again, probably, would Gordon write a line of poetry; never, at
least, while he remained in this vile place, this blind-alley job
and this defeated mood. He had finished with all that. But this
could not be said, as yet. The pretence was still kept up that
Gordon was a struggling poet--the conventional poet-in-garret.

It was not long before Ravelston rose to go. This smelly place
oppressed him, and it was increasingly obvious that Gordon did not
want him here. He moved hesitantly towards the door, pulling on
his gloves, then came back again, pulling off his left glove and
flicking it against his leg.

'Look here, Gordon, you won't mind my saying it--this is a filthy
place, you know. This house, this street--everything.'

'I know. It's a pigsty. It suits me.'

'But do you HAVE to live in a place like this?'

'My dear chap, you know what my wages are. Thirty bob a week.'

'Yes, but--! Surely there ARE better places? What rent are you

'Eight bob.'

'Eight bob? You could get a fairly decent unfurnished room for
that. Something a bit better than this, anyway. Look here, why
don't you take an unfurnished place and let me lend you ten quid
for furniture?'

'"Lend" me ten quid! After all you've "lent" me already? GIVE me
ten quid, you mean.'

Ravelston gazed unhappily at the wall. Dash it, what a thing to
say! He said flatly:

'All right, if you like to put it like that. GIVE you ten quid.'

'But as it happens, you see, I don't want it.'

'But dash it all! You might as well have a decent place to live

'But I don't want a decent place. I want an indecent place. This
one, for instance.'

'But why? Why?'

'It's suited to my station,' said Gordon, turning his face to the

A few days later Ravelston wrote him a long, diffident sort of
letter. It reiterated most of what he had said in their
conversation. Its general effect was that Ravelston saw Gordon's
point entirely, that there was a lot of truth in what Gordon said,
that Gordon was absolutely right in principle, but--! It was the
obvious, the inevitable 'but'. Gordon did not answer. It was
several months before he saw Ravelston again. Ravelston made
various attempts to get in touch with him. It was a curious fact--
rather a shameful fact from a Socialist's point of view--that the
thought of Gordon, who had brains and was of gentle birth, lurking
in that vile place and that almost menial job, worried him more
than the thought of ten thousand unemployed in Middlesbrough.
Several times, in hope of cheering Gordon up, he wrote asking him
to send contributions to Antichrist. Gordon never answered. The
friendship was at an end, it seemed to him. The evil time when he
had lived on Ravelston had spoiled everything. Charity kills

And then there were Julia and Rosemary. They differed from
Ravelston in this, that they had no shyness about speaking their
minds. They did not say euphemistically that Gordon was 'right in
principle'; they knew that to refuse a 'good' job can never be
right. Over and over again they besought him to go back to the New
Albion. The worst was that he had both of them in pursuit of him
together. Before this business they had never met, but now
Rosemary had got to know Julia somehow. They were in feminine
league against him. They used to get together and talk about the
'maddening' way in which Gordon was behaving. It was the only
thing they had in common, their feminine rage against his
'maddening' behaviour. Simultaneously and one after the other, by
letter and by word of mouth, they harried him. It was unbearable.

Thank God, neither of them had seen his room at Mother Meakin's
yet. Rosemary might have endured it, but the sight of that filthy
attic would have been almost the death of Julia. They had been
round to see him at the library, Rosemary a number of times, Julia
once, when she could make a pretext to get away from the teashop.
Even that was bad enough. It dismayed them to see what a mean,
dreary little place the library was. The job at McKechnie's,
though wretchedly paid, had not been the kind of job that you need
actually be ashamed of. It brought Gordon into touch with
cultivated people; seeing that he was a 'writer' himself, it might
conceivably 'lead to something'. But here, in a street that was
almost a slum, serving out yellow-jacketed trash at thirty bob a
week--what hope was there in a job like that? It was just a
derelict's job, a blind-alley job. Evening after evening, walking
up and down the dreary misty street after the library was shut,
Gordon and Rosemary argued about it. She kept on and on at him.
WOULD he go back to the New Albion? WHY wouldn't he go back to the
New Albion? He always told her that the New Albion wouldn't take
him back. After all, he hadn't applied for the job and there was
no knowing whether he could get it; he preferred to keep it
uncertain. There was something about him now that dismayed and
frightened her. He seemed to have changed and deteriorated so
suddenly. She divined, though he did not speak to her about it,
that desire of his to escape from all effort and all decency, to
sink down, down into the ultimate mud. It was not only from money
but from life itself that he was turning away. They did not argue
now as they had argued in the old days before Gordon had lost his
job. In those days she had not paid much attention to his
preposterous theories. His tirades against the money-morality had
been a kind of joke between them. And it had hardly seemed to
matter that time was passing and that Gordon's chance of earning a
decent living was infinitely remote. She had still thought of
herself as a young girl and of the future as limitless. She had
watched him fling away two years of his life--two years of HER
life, for that matter; and she would have felt it ungenerous to

But now she was growing frightened. Time's winged chariot was
hurrying near. When Gordon lost his job she had suddenly realized,
with the sense of making a startling discovery, that after all she
was no longer very young. Gordon's thirtieth birthday was past;
her own was not far distant. And what lay ahead of them? Gordon
was sinking effortless into grey, deadly failure. He seemed to
WANT to sink. What hope was there that they could ever get married
now? Gordon knew that she was right. The situation was impossible.
And so the thought, unspoken as yet, grew gradually in both their
minds that they would have to part--for good.

One night they were to meet under the railway arches. It was a
horrible January night; no mist, for once, only a vile wind that
screeched round corners and flung dust and torn paper into your
face. He waited for her, a small slouching figure, shabby almost
to raggedness, his hair blown about by the wind. She was punctual,
as usual. She ran towards him, pulled his face down, and kissed
his cold cheek.

'Gordon, dear, how cold you are! Why did you come out without an

'My overcoat's up the spout. I thought you knew.'

'Oh, dear! Yes.'

She looked up at him, a small frown between her black brows. He
looked so haggard, so despondent, there in the ill-lit archway, his
face full of shadows. She wound her arm through his and pulled him
out into the light.

'Let's keep walking. It's too cold to stand about. I've got
something serious I want to say to you.'


'I expect you'll be very angry with me.'

'What is it?'

'This afternoon I went and saw Mr Erskine. I asked leave to speak
to him for a few minutes.'

He knew what was coming. He tried to free his arm from hers, but
she held on to it.

'Well?' he said sulkily.

'I spoke to him about you. I asked him if he'd take you back. Of
course he said trade was bad and they couldn't afford to take on
new staff and all that. But I reminded him of what he'd said to
you, and he said, Yes, he'd always thought you were very promising.
And in the end he said he'd be quite ready to find a job for you if
you'd come back. So you see I WAS right. They WILL give you the

He did not answer. She squeezed his arm. 'So NOW what do you
think about it?' she said.

'You know what I think,' he said coldly.

Secretly he was alarmed and angry. This was what he had been
fearing. He had known all along that she would do it sooner or
later. It made the issue more definite and his own blame clearer.
He slouched on, his hands still in his coat pockets, letting her
cling to his arm but not looking towards her.

'You're angry with me?' she said.

'No, I'm not. But I don't see why you had to do it--behind my

That wounded her. She had had to plead very hard before she had
managed to extort that promise from Mr Erskine. And it had needed
all her courage to beard the managing director in his den. She had
been in deadly fear that she might be sacked for doing it. But she
wasn't going to tell Gordon anything of that.

'I don't think you ought to say BEHIND YOUR BACK. After all, I was
only trying to help you.'

'How does it help me to get the offer of a job I wouldn't touch
with a stick?'

'You mean you won't go back, even now?'



'MUST we go into it again?' he said wearily.

She squeezed his arm with all her strength and pulled him round,
making him face her. There was a kind of desperation in the way
she clung to him. She had made her last effort and it had failed.
It was as though she could feel him receding, fading away from her
like a ghost.

'You'll break my heart if you go on like this,' she said.

'I wish you wouldn't trouble about me. It would be so much simpler
if you didn't.'

'But why do you have to throw your life away?'

'I tell you I can't help it. I've got to stick to my guns.'

'You know what this will mean?'

With a chill at his heart, and yet with a feeling of resignation,
even of relief, he said: 'You mean we shall have to part--not see
each other again?'

They had walked on, and now they emerged into the Westminster
Bridge Road. The wind met them with a scream, whirling at them a
cloud of dust that made both of them duck their heads. They halted
again. Her small face was full of lines, and the cold wind and the
cold lamplight did not improve it.

'You want to get rid of me,' he said.

'No. No. It's not exactly that.'

'But you feel we ought to part.'

'How can we go on like this?' she said desolately.

'It's difficult, I admit.'

'It's all so miserable, so hopeless! What can it ever lead to?'

'So you don't love me after all?' he said.

'I do, I do! You know I do.'

'In a way, perhaps. But not enough to go on loving me when it's
certain I'll never have the money to keep you. You'll have me as a
husband, but not as a lover. It's still a question of money, you

'It is NOT money, Gordon! It's NOT that.'

'Yes, it's just money. There's been money between us from the
start. Money, always money!'

The scene continued, but not for very much longer. Both of them
were shivering with cold. There is no emotion that matters greatly
when one is standing at a street corner in a biting wind. When
finally they parted it was with no irrevocable farewell. She
simply said, 'I must get back,' kissed him, and ran across the road
to the tram-stop. Mainly with relief he watched her go. He could
not stop now to ask himself whether he loved her. Simply he wanted
to get away--away from the windy street, away from scenes and
emotional demands, back in the frowzy solitude of his attic. If
there were tears in his eyes it was only from the cold of the wind.

With Julia it was almost worse. She asked him to go and see her
one evening. This was after she had heard, from Rosemary, of Mr
Erksine's offer of a job. The dreadful thing with Julia was that
she understood nothing, absolutely nothing, of his motives. All
she understood was that a 'good' job had been offered him and that
he had refused it. She implored him almost on her knees not to
throw this chance away. And when he told her that his mind was
made up, she wept, actually wept. That was dreadful. The poor
goose-like girl, with streaks of grey in her hair, weeping without
grace or dignity in her little Drage-furnished bed-sitting room!
This was the death of all her hopes. She had watched the family
go down and down, moneyless and childless, into grey obscurity.
Gordon alone had had it in him to succeed; and he, from mad
perverseness, would not. He knew what she was thinking; he had to
induce in himself a kind of brutality to stand firm. It was only
because of Rosemary and Julia that he cared. Ravelston did not
matter, because Ravelston understood. Aunt Angela and Uncle
Walter, of course, were bleating weakly at him in long, fatuous
letters. But them he disregarded.

In desperation Julia asked him, what did he mean to DO now that he
had flung away his last chance of succeeding in life. He answered
simply, 'My poems.' He had said the same to Rosemary and to
Ravelston. With Ravelston the answer had sufficed. Rosemary had
no longer any belief in his poems, but she would not say so. As
for Julia, his poems had never at any time meant anything to her.
'I don't see much sense in writing if you can't make money out of
it,' was what she had always said. And he himself did not believe
in his poems any longer. But he still struggled to 'write', at
least at times. Soon after he changed his lodgings he had copied
out on to clean sheets the completed portions of London Pleasures--
not quite four hundred lines, he discovered. Even the labour of
copying it out was a deadly bore. Yet he still worked on it
occasionally; cutting out a line here, altering another there, not
making or even expecting to make any progress. Before long the
pages were as they had been before, a scrawled, grimy labyrinth of
words. He used to carry the wad of grimy manuscript about with him
in his pocket. The feeling of it there upheld him a little; after
all it was a kind of achievement, demonstrable to himself though to
nobody else. There it was, sole product of two years--of a
thousand hours' work, it might be. He had no feeling for it any
longer as a poem. The whole concept of poetry was meaningless to
him now. It was only that if London Pleasures were ever finished
it would be something snatched from fate, a thing created OUTSIDE
the money-world. But he knew, far more clearly than before, that
it never would be finished. How was it possible that any creative
impulse should remain to him, in the life he was living now? As
time went on, even the desire to finish London Pleasures vanished.
He still carried the manuscript about in his pocket; but it was
only a gesture, a symbol of his private war. He had finished for
ever with that futile dream of being a 'writer'. After all, was
not that too a species of ambition? He wanted to get away from all
that, BELOW all that. Down, down! Into the ghost-kingdom, out of
the reach of hope, out of the reach of fear! Under ground, under
ground! That was where he wished to be.

Yet in a way it was not so easy. One night about nine he was lying
on his bed, with the ragged counterpane over his feet, his hands
under his head to keep them warm. The fire was out. The dust was
thick on everything. The aspidistra had died a week ago and was
withering upright in its pot. He slid a shoeless foot from under
the counterpane, held it up, and looked at it. His sock was full
of holes--there were more holes than sock. So here he lay, Gordon
Comstock, in a slum attic on a ragged bed, with his feet sticking
out of his socks, with one and fourpence in the world, with three
decades behind him and nothing, nothing accomplished! Surely NOW
he was past redemption? Surely, try as they would, they couldn't
prise him out of a hole like this? He had wanted to reach the mud--
well, this was the mud, wasn't it?

Yet he knew that it was not so. That other world, the world of
money and success, is always so strangely near. You don't escape
it merely by taking refuge in dirt and misery. He had been
frightened as well as angry when Rosemary told him about Mr
Erskine's offer. It brought the danger so close to him. A letter,
a telephone message, and from this squalor he could step straight
back into the money-world--back to four quid a week, back to effort
and decency and slavery. Going to the devil isn't so easy as it
sounds. Sometimes your salvation hunts you down like the Hound of

For a while he lay in an almost mindless state, gazing at the
ceiling. The utter futility of just lying there, dirty and cold,
comforted him a little. But presently he was roused by a light tap
at the door. He did not stir. It was Mother Meakin, presumably,
though it did not sound like her knock.

'Come in,' he said.

The door opened. It was Rosemary.

She stepped in, and then stopped as the dusty sweetish smell of the
room caught her. Even in the bad light of the lamp she could see
the state of filth the room was in--the litter of food and papers
on the table, the grate full of cold ashes, the foul crocks in the
fender, the dead aspidistra. As she came slowly towards the bed
she pulled her hat off and threw it on to the chair.

'WHAT a place for you to live in!' she said.

'So you've come back?' he said.


He turned a little away from her, his arm over his face. 'Come
back to lecture me some more, I suppose?'


'Then why?'


She had knelt down beside the bed. She pulled his arm away, put
her face forward to kiss him, then drew back, surprised, and began
to stroke the hair over his temple with the tips of her fingers.

'Oh, Gordon!'


'You've got grey in your hair!'

'Have I? Where?'

'Here--over the temple. There's quite a little patch of it. It
must have happened all of a sudden.'

'"My golden locks time hath to silver turned,"' he said

'So we're both going grey,' she said.

She bent her head to show him the three white hairs on her crown.
Then she wriggled herself on to the bed beside him, put an arm
under him, pulled him towards her, covered his face with kisses.
He let her do it. He did not want this to happen--it was the very
thing that he least wanted. But she had wriggled herself beneath
him; they were breast to breast. Her body seemed to melt into his.
By the expression of her face he knew what had brought her here.
After all, she was virgin. She did not know what she was doing.
It was magnanimity, pure magnanimity, that moved her. His
wretchedness had drawn her back to him. Simply because he was
penniless and a failure she had got to yield to him, even if it was
only once.

'I had to come back,' she said.


'I couldn't bear to think of you here alone. It seemed so awful,
leaving you like that.'

'You did quite right to leave me. You'd much better not have come
back. You know we can't ever get married.'

'I don't care. That isn't how one behaves to people one loves. I
don't care whether you marry me or not. I love you.'

'This isn't wise,' he said.

'I don't care. I wish I'd done it years ago.'

'We'd much better not.'




After all, she was too much for him. He had wanted her so long,
and he could not stop to weigh the consequences. So it was done
at last, without much pleasure, on Mother Meakin's dingy bed.
Presently Rosemary got up and rearranged her clothes. The room,
though stuffy, was dreadfully cold. They were both shivering a
little. She pulled the coverlet further over Gordon. He lay
without stirring, his back turned to her, his face hidden against
his arm. She knelt down beside the bed, took his other hand, and
laid it for a moment against her cheek. He scarcely noticed her.
Then she shut the door quietly behind her and tiptoed down the
bare, evil-smelling stairs. She felt dismayed, disappointed, and
very cold.


Spring, spring! Bytuene Mershe ant Averil, when spray biginneth to
spring! When shaws be sheene and swards full fayre, and leaves
both large and longe! When the hounds of spring are on winter's
traces, in the spring time, the only pretty ring time, when the
birds do sing, hey-ding-a-ding ding, cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-wee, ta-
witta-woo! And so on and so on and so on. See almost any poet
between the Bronze Age and 1805.

But how absurd that even now, in the era of central heating and
tinned peaches, a thousand so-called poets are still writing in the
same strain! For what difference does spring or winter or any
other time of year make to the average civilized person nowadays?
In a town like London the most striking seasonal change, apart from
the mere change of temperature, is in the things you see lying
about on the pavement. In late winter it is mainly cabbage leaves.
In July you tread on cherry stones, in November on burnt-out
fireworks. Towards Christmas the orange peel grows thicker. It
was a different matter in the Middle Ages. There was some sense in
writing poems about spring when spring meant fresh meat and green
vegetables after months of frowsting in some windowless hut on a
diet of salt fish and mouldy bread.

If it was spring Gordon failed to notice it. March in Lambeth did
not remind you of Persephone. The days grew longer, there were
vile dusty winds and sometimes in the sky patches of harsh blue
appeared. Probably there were a few sooty buds on the trees if you
cared to look for them. The aspidistra, it turned out, had not
died after all; the withered leaves had dropped off it, but it was
putting forth a couple of dull green shoots near its base.

Gordon had been three months at the library now. The stupid
slovenly routine did not irk him. The library had swelled to a
thousand 'assorted titles' and was bringing Mr Cheeseman a pound a
week clear profit, so Mr Cheeseman was happy after his fashion.
He was, nevertheless, nurturing a secret grudge against Gordon.
Gordon had been sold to him, so to speak, as a drunkard. He had
expected Gordon to get drunk and miss a day's work at least once,
thus giving a sufficient pretext for docking his wages; but Gordon
had failed to get drunk. Queerly enough, he had no impulse to
drink nowadays. He would have gone without beer even if he could
have afforded it. Tea seemed a better poison. All his desires and
discontents had dwindled. He was better off on thirty bob a week
than he had been previously on two pounds. The thirty bob covered,
without too much stretching, his rent, cigarettes, a washing bill
of about a shilling a week, a little fuel, and his meals, which
consisted almost entirely of bacon, bread-and-marg, and tea, and
cost about two bob a day, gas included. Sometimes he even had
sixpence over for a seat at a cheap but lousy picture-house near
the Westminster Bridge Road. He still carried the grimy manuscript
of London Pleasures to and fro in his pocket, but it was from mere
force of habit; he had dropped even the pretence of working. All
his evenings were spent in the same way. There in the remote
frowzy attic, by the fire if there was any coal left, in bed if
there wasn't, with teapot and cigarettes handy, reading, always
reading. He read nothing nowadays except twopenny weekly papers.
Tit Bits, Answers, Peg's Paper, The Gem, The Magnet, Home Notes,
The Girl's Own Paper--they were all the same. He used to get them
a dozen at a time from the shop. Mr Cheeseman had great dusty
stacks of them, left over from his uncle's day and used for
wrapping paper. Some of them were as much as twenty years old.

He had not seen Rosemary for weeks past. She had written a number
of times and then, for some reason, abruptly stopped writing.
Ravelston had written once, asking him to contribute an article on
twopenny libraries to Antichrist. Julia had sent a desolate little
letter, giving family news. Aunt Angela had had bad colds all the
winter, and Uncle Walter was complaining of bladder trouble.
Gordon did not answer any of their letters. He would have
forgotten their existence if he could. They and their affection
were only an encumbrance. He would not be free, free to sink down
into the ultimate mud, till he had cut his links with all of them,
even with Rosemary.

One afternoon he was choosing a book for a tow-headed factory girl,
when someone he only saw out of the corner of his eye came into the
library and hesitated just inside the door.

'What kind of book did you want?' he asked the factory girl.

'Oo--jest a kind of a ROmance, please.'

Gordon selected a ROmance. As he turned, his heart bounded
violently. The person who had just come in was Rosemary. She did
not make any sign, but stood waiting, pale, and worried-looking,
with something ominous in her appearance.

He sat down to enter the book on the girl's ticket, but his hands
had begun trembling so that he could hardly do it. He pressed the
rubber stamp in the wrong place. The girl trailed out, peeping
into the book as she went. Rosemary was watching Gordon's face.
It was a long time since she had seen him by daylight, and she was
struck by the change in him. He was shabby to the point of
raggedness, his face had grown much thinner and had the dingy,
greyish pallor of people who live on bread and margarine. He
looked much older--thirty-five at the least. But Rosemary herself
did not look quite as usual. She had lost her gay trim bearing,
and her clothes had the appearance of having been thrown on in a
hurry. It was obvious that there was something wrong.

He shut the door after the factory girl. 'I wasn't expecting you,'
he began.

'I had to come. I got away from the studio at lunch time. I told
them I was ill.'

'You don't look well. Here, you'd better sit down.'

There was only one chair in the library. He brought it out from
behind the desk and was moving towards her, rather vaguely, to
offer some kind of caress. Rosemary did not sit down, but laid her
small hand, from which she had removed the glove, on the top rung
of the chair-back. By the pressure of her fingers he could see how
agitated she was.

'Gordon, I've a most awful thing to tell you. It's happened after

'What's happened?'

'I'm going to have a baby.'

'A baby? Oh, Christ!'

He stopped short. For a moment he felt as though someone had
struck him a violent blow under the ribs. He asked the usual
fatuous question:

'Are you sure?'

'Absolutely. It's been weeks now. If you knew the time I've had!
I kept hoping and hoping--I took some pills--oh, it was too

'A baby! Oh, God, what fools we were! As though we couldn't have
foreseen it!'

'I know. I suppose it was my fault. I--'

'Damn! Here comes somebody.'

The door-bell ping'd. A fat, freckled woman with an ugly under-lip
came in at a rolling gait and demanded 'Something with a murder in
it.' Rosemary had sat down and was twisting her glove round and
round her fingers. The fat woman was exacting. Each book that
Gordon offered her she refused on the ground that she had 'had it
already' or that it 'looked dry'. The deadly news that Rosemary
had brought had unnerved Gordon. His heart pounding, his entrails
constricted, he had to pull out book after book and assure the fat
woman that this was the very book she was looking for. At last,
after nearly ten minutes, he managed to fob her off with something
which she said grudgingly she 'didn't think she'd had before'.

He turned back to Rosemary. 'Well, what the devil are we going to
do about it?' he said as soon as the door had shut.

'I don't see what I can do. If I have this baby I'll lose my job,
of course. But it isn't only that I'm worrying about. It's my
people finding out. My mother--oh, dear! It simply doesn't bear
thinking of.'

'Ah, your people! I hadn't thought of them. One's people! What a
cursed incubus they are!'

'MY people are all right. They've always been good to me. But
it's different with a thing like this.'

He took a pace or two up and down. Though the news had scared him
he had not really grasped it as yet. The thought of a baby, his
baby, growing in her womb had awoken in him no emotion except
dismay. He did not think of the baby as a living creature; it was
a disaster pure and simple. And already he saw where it was going
to lead.

'We shall have to get married, I suppose,' he said flatly.

'Well, shall we? That's what I came here to ask you.'

'But I suppose you want me to marry you, don't you?'

'Not unless YOU want to. I'm not going to tie you down. I know
it's against your ideas to marry. You must decide for yourself.'

'But we've no alternative--if you're really going to have this

'Not necessarily. That's what you've got to decide. Because after
all there IS another way.'

'What way?'

'Oh, YOU know. A girl at the studio gave me an address. A friend
of hers had it done for only five pounds.'

That pulled him up. For the first time he grasped, with the only
kind of knowledge that matters, what they were really talking
about. The words 'a baby' took on a new significance. They did
not mean any longer a mere abstract disaster, they meant a bud of
flesh, a bit of himself, down there in her belly, alive and
growing. His eyes met hers. They had a strange moment of sympathy
such as they had never had before. For a moment he did feel that
in some mysterious way they were one flesh. Though they were feet
apart he felt as though they were joined together--as though some
invisible living cord stretched from her entrails to his. He knew
then that it was a dreadful thing they were contemplating--a
blasphemy, if that word had any meaning. Yet if it had been put
otherwise he might not have recoiled from it. It was the squalid
detail of the five pounds that brought it home.

'No fear!' he said. 'Whatever happens we're not going to do THAT.
It's disgusting.'

'I know it is. But I can't have the baby without being married.'

'No! If that's the alternative I'll marry you. I'd sooner cut my
right hand off than do a thing like that.'

Ping! went the door-bell. Two ugly louts in cheap bright blue
suits, and a girl with a fit of the giggles, came in. One of the
youths asked with a sort of sheepish boldness for 'something with
a kick in it--something smutty'. Silently, Gordon indicated the
shelves where the 'sex' books were kept. There were hundreds of
them in the library. They had titles like Secrets of Paris and The
Man She Trusted; on their tattered yellow jackets were pictures of
half-naked girls lying on divans with men in dinner-jackets
standing over them. The stories inside, however, were painfully
harmless. The two youths and the girl ranged among them,
sniggering over the pictures on their covers, the girl letting out
little squeals and pretending to be shocked. They disgusted Gordon
so much that he turned his back on them till they had chosen their

When they had gone he came back to Rosemary's chair. He stood
behind her, took hold of her small firm shoulders, then slid a hand
inside her coat and felt the warmth of her breast. He liked the
strong springy feeling of her body; he liked to think that down
there, a guarded seed, his baby was growing. She put a hand up and
caressed the hand that was on her breast, but did not speak. She
was waiting for him to decide.

'If I marry you I shall have to turn respectable,' he said

'Could you?' she said with a touch of her old manner.

'I mean I shall have to get a proper job--go back to the New
Albion. I suppose they'd take me back.'

He felt her grow very still and knew that she had been waiting for
this. Yet she was determined to play fair. She was not going to
bully him or cajole him.

'I never said I wanted you to do that. I want you to marry me--
yes, because of the baby. But it doesn't follow you've got to keep

'There's no sense in marrying if I can't keep you. Suppose I
married you when I was like I am at present--no money and no proper
job? What would you do then?'

'I don't know. I'd go on working as long as I could. And
afterwards, when the baby got too obvious--well, I suppose I'd
have to go home to father and mother.'

'That would be jolly for you, wouldn't it? But you were so anxious
for me to go back to the New Albion before. You haven't changed
your mind?'

'I've thought things over. I know you'd hate to be tied to a
regular job. I don't blame you. You've got your own life to

He thought it over a little while longer. 'It comes down to this.
Either I marry you and go back to the New Albion, or you go to one
of those filthy doctors and get yourself messed about for five

At this she twisted herself out of his grasp and stood up facing
him. His blunt words had upset her. They had made the issue
clearer and uglier than before.

'Oh, why did you say that?'

'Well, those ARE the alternatives.'

'I'd never thought of it like that. I came here meaning to be
fair. And now it sounds as if I was trying to bully you into it--
trying to play on your feelings by threatening to get rid of the
baby. A sort of beastly blackmail.'

'I didn't mean that. I was only stating facts.'

Her face was full of lines, the black brows drawn together. But
she had sworn to herself that she would not make a scene. He could
guess what this meant to her. He had never met her people, but he
could imagine them. He had some notion of what it might mean to go
back to a country town with an illegitimate baby; or, what was
almost as bad, with a husband who couldn't keep you. But she was
going to play fair. No blackmail! She drew a sharp inward breath,
taking a decision.

'All right, then, I'm not going to hold THAT over your head. It's
too mean. Marry me or don't marry me, just as you like. But I'll
have the baby, anyway.'

'You'd do that? Really?'

'Yes, I think so.'

He took her in his arms. Her coat had come open, her body was warm
against him. He thought he would be a thousand kinds of fool if he
let her go. Yet the alternative was impossible, and he did not see
it any less clearly because he held her in his arms.

'Of course, you'd like me to go back to the New Albion,' he said.

'No, I wouldn't. Not if you don't want to.'

'Yes, you would. After all, it's natural. You want to see me
earning a decent income again. In a GOOD job, with four pounds a
week and an aspidistra in the window. Wouldn't you, now? Own up.'

'All right, then--yes, I would. But it's only something I'd LIKE
to see happening; I'm not going to MAKE you do it. I'd just hate
you to do it if you didn't really want to. I want you to feel

'Really and truly free?'


'You know what that means? Supposing I decided to leave you and
the baby in the lurch?'

'Well--if you really wanted to. You're free--quite free.'

After a little while she went away. Later in the evening or
tomorrow he would let her know what he decided. Of course it was
not absolutely certain that the New Albion would give him a job
even if he asked them; but presumably they would, considering what
Mr Erskine had said. Gordon tried to think and could not. There
seemed to be more customers than usual this afternoon. It maddened
him to have to bounce out of his chair every time he had sat down
and deal with some fresh influx of fools demanding crime-stories
and sex-stories and ROmances. Suddenly, about six o'clock, he
turned out the lights, locked up the library, and went out. He had
got to be alone. The library was not due to shut for two hours
yet. God knew what Mr Cheeseman would say when he found out. He
might even give Gordon the sack. Gordon did not care.

He turned westward, up Lambeth Cut. It was a dull sort of evening,
not cold. There was muck underfoot, white lights, and hawkers
screaming. He had got to think this thing out, and he could think
better walking. But it was so hard, so hard! Back to the New
Albion, or leave Rosemary in the lurch; there was no other
alternative. It was no use thinking, for instance, that he might
find some 'good' job which would offend his sense of decency a bit
less. There aren't so many 'good' jobs waiting for moth-eaten
people of thirty. The New Albion was the only chance he had or
ever would have.

At the corner, on the Westminster Bridge Road, he paused a moment.
There were some posters opposite, livid in the lamplight. A
monstrous one, ten feet high at least, advertised Bovex. The Bovex
people had dropped Corner Table and got on to a new tack. They
were running a series of four-line poems--Bovex Ballads, they were
called. There was a picture of a horribly eupeptic family, with
grinning ham-pink faces, sitting at breakfast; underneath, in
blatant lettering:

Why should YOU be thin and white?
And have that washed-out feeling?
Just take hot Bovex every night--

Gordon gazed at the thing. He drank in its puling silliness. God,
what trash! 'Invigorating--healing!' The weak incompetence of it!
It hadn't even the vigorous badness of the slogans that really
stick. Just soppy, lifeless drivel. It would have been almost
pathetic in its feebleness if one hadn't reflected that all over
London and all over every town in England that poster was
plastered, rotting the minds of men. He looked up and down the
graceless street. Yes, war is coming soon. You can't doubt it
when you see the Bovex ads. The electric drills in our streets
presage the rattle of the machine-guns. Only a little while before
the aeroplanes come. Zoom--bang! A few tons of T.N.T. to send our
civilization back to hell where it belongs.

He crossed the road and walked on, southward. A curious thought
had struck him. He did not any longer want that war to happen. It
was the first time in months--years, perhaps--that he had thought
of it and not wanted it.

If he went back to the New Albion, in a month's time he might be
writing Bovex Ballads himself. To go back to THAT! Any 'good' job
was bad enough; but to be mixed up in THAT! Christ! Of course he
oughtn't to go back. It was just a question of having the guts to
stand firm. But what about Rosemary? He thought of the kind of
life she would live at home, in her parents' house, with a baby and
no money; and of the news running through that monstrous family
that Rosemary had married some awful rotter who couldn't even keep
her. She would have the whole lot of them nagging at her together.
Besides, there was the baby to think about. The money-god is so
cunning. If he only baited his traps with yachts and race-horses,
tarts and champagne, how easy it would be to dodge them. It is
when he gets at you through your sense of decency that he finds you

The Bovex Ballad jungled in Gordon's head. He ought to stand firm.
He had made war on money--he ought to stick it out. After all,
hitherto he HAD stuck it out, after a fashion. He looked back over
his life. No use deceiving himself. It had been a dreadful life--
lonely, squalid, futile. He had lived thirty years and achieved
nothing except misery. But that was what he had chosen. It was
what he WANTED, even now. He wanted to sink down, down into the
muck where money does not rule. But this baby-business had upset
everything. It was a pretty banal predicament, after all. Private
vices, public virtues--the dilemma is as old as the world.

He looked up and saw that he was passing a public library. A
thought struck him. That baby. What did it mean, anyway, having a
baby? What was it that was actually happening to Rosemary at this
moment? He had only vague and general ideas of what pregnancy
meant. No doubt they would have books in there that would tell him
about it. He went in. The lending library was on the left. It
was there that you had to ask for works of reference.

The woman at the desk was a university graduate, young, colourless,
spectacled, and intensely disagreeable. She had a fixed suspicion
that no one--at least, no male person--ever consulted works of
reference except in search of pornography. As soon as you
approached she pierced you through and through with a flash of her
pince-nez and let you know that your dirty secret was no secret
from HER. After all, all works of reference are pornographical,
except perhaps Whitaker's Almanack. You can put even the Oxford
Dictionary to evil purposes by looking up words like ---- and ----.

Gordon knew her type at a glance, but he was too preoccupied to
care. 'Have you any book on gynaecology?' he said.

'Any WHAT?' demanded the young woman with a pince-nez flash of
unmistakable triumph. As usual! Another male in search of dirt!

'Well, any books on midwifery? About babies being born, and so

'We don't issue books of that description to the general public,'
said the young woman frostily.

'I'm sorry--there's a point I particularly want to look up.'

'Are you a medical student?'


'Then I don't QUITE see what you want with books on midwifery.'

Curse the woman! Gordon thought. At another time he would have
been afraid of her; at present, however, she merely bored him.

'If you want to know, my wife's going to have a baby. We neither
of us know much about it. I want to see whether I can find out
anything useful.'

The young woman did not believe him. He looked too shabby and
worn, she decided, to be a newly married man. However, it was her
job to lend out books, and she seldom actually refused them, except
to children. You always got your book in the end, after you had
been made to feel yourself a dirty swine. With an aseptic air she
led Gordon to a small table in the middle of the library and
presented him with two fat books in brown covers. Thereafter she
left him alone, but kept an eye on him from whatever part of the
library she happened to be in. He could feel her pince-nez probing
the back of his neck at long range, trying to decide from his
demeanour whether he was really searching for information or merely
picking out the dirty bits.

He opened one of the books and searched inexpertly through it.
There were acres of close-printed text full of Latin words. That
was no use. He wanted something simple--pictures, for choice. How
long had this thing been going on? Six weeks--nine weeks, perhaps.
Ah! This must be it.

He came on a print of a nine weeks' foetus. It gave him a shock to
see it, for he had not expected it to look in the least like that.
It was a deformed, gnomelike thing, a sort of clumsy caricature of
a human being, with a huge domed head as big as the rest of its
body. In the middle of the great blank expanse of head there was a
tiny button of an ear. The thing was in profile; its boneless arm
was bent, and one hand, crude as a seal's flipper, covered its
face--fortunately, perhaps. Below were little skinny legs, twisted
like a monkey's with the toes turned in. It was a monstrous thing,
and yet strangely human. It surprised him that they should begin
looking human so soon. He had pictured something much more
rudimentary; a mere blob of nucleus, like a bubble of frog-spawn.
But it must be very tiny, of course. He looked at the dimensions
marked below. Length 30 millimetres. About the size of a large

But perhaps it had not been going on quite so long as that. He
turned back a page or two and found a print of a six weeks' foetus.
A really dreadful thing this time--a thing he could hardly even
bear to look at. Strange that our beginnings and endings are so
ugly--the unborn as ugly as the dead. This thing looked as if it
were dead already. Its huge head, as though too heavy to hold
upright, was bent over at right angles at the place where its neck
ought to have been. There was nothing you could call a face, only
a wrinkle representing the eye--or was it the mouth? It had no
human resemblance this time; it was more like a dead puppy-dog.
Its short thick arms were very doglike, the hands being mere stumpy
paws. 15.5 millimetres long--no bigger than a hazel nut.

He pored for a long time over the two pictures. Their ugliness
made them more credible and therefore more moving. His baby had
seemed real to him from the moment when Rosemary spoke of abortion;
but it had been a reality without visual shape--something that
happened in the dark and was only important after it had happened.
But here was the actual process taking place. Here was the poor
ugly thing, no bigger than a gooseberry, that he had created by
his heedless act. Its future, its continued existence perhaps,
depended on him. Besides, it was a bit of himself--it WAS himself.
Dare one dodge such a responsibility as that?

But what about the alternative? He got up, handed over his books
to the disagreeable young woman, and went out; then, on an impulse,
turned back and went into the other part of the library, where the
periodicals were kept. The usual crowd of mangy-looking people
were dozing over the papers. There was one table set apart for
women's papers. He picked up one of them at random and bore it off
to another table.

It was an American paper of the more domestic kind, mainly adverts
with a few stories lurking apologetically among them. And WHAT
adverts! Quickly he flicked over the shiny pages. Lingerie,
jewellery, cosmetics, fur coats, silk stockings flicked up and down
like the figures in a child's peepshow. Page after page, advert
after advert. Lipsticks, undies, tinned food, patent medicines,
slimming cures, face-creams. A sort of cross-section of the money-
world. A panorama of ignorance, greed, vulgarity, snobbishness,
whoredom, and disease.

And THAT was the world they wanted him to re-enter. THAT was the
business in which he had a chance of Making Good. He flicked over
the pages more slowly. Flick, flick. Adorable--until she smiles.
The food that is shot out of a gun. Do you let foot-fag affect
your personality? Get back that peach-bloom on a Beautyrest
Mattress. Only a PENETRATING face-cream will reach that
undersurface dirt. Pink toothbrush is HER trouble. How to
alkalize your stomach almost instantly. Roughage for husky kids.
Are you one of the four out of five? The world-famed Culturequick
Scrapbook. Only a drummer and yet he quoted Dante.

Christ, what muck!

But of course it was an American paper. The Americans always go
one better on any kinds of beastliness, whether it is ice-cream
soda, racketeering, or theosophy. He went over to the women's
table and picked up another paper. An English one this time.
Perhaps the ads in an English paper wouldn't be quite so bad--
a little less brutally offensive?

He opened the paper. Flick, flick. Britons never shall be slaves!

Flick, flick. Get that waist-line back to normal! She SAID
'Thanks awfully for the lift,' but she THOUGHT, 'Poor boy, why
doesn't somebody tell him?' How a woman of thirty-two stole her
young man from a girl of twenty. Prompt relief for feeble kidneys.
Silkyseam--the smooth-sliding bathroom tissue. Asthma was choking
her! Are YOU ashamed of your undies? Kiddies clamour for their
Breakfast Crisps. Now I've a schoolgirl complexion all over. Hike
all day on a slab of Vitamalt!

To be mixed up in THAT! To be in it and of it--part and parcel of
it! God, God, God!

Presently he went out. The dreadful thing was that he knew already
what he was going to do. His mind was made up--had been made up
for a long time past. When this problem appeared it had brought
its solution with it; all his hesitation had been a kind of make-
believe. He felt as though some force outside himself were pushing
him. There was a telephone booth near by. Rosemary's hostel was
on the phone--she ought to be at home by now. He went into the
booth, feeling in his pocket. Yes, exactly two pennies. He
dropped them into the slot, swung the dial.

A refaned, adenoidal feminine voice answered him: 'Who's thyah,

He pressed Button A. So the die was cast.

'Is Miss Waterlow in?'

'Who's THYAH, please?'

'Say it's Mr Comstock. She'll know. Is she at home?'

'Ay'll see. Hold the lane, please.'

A pause.

'Hullo! Is that you, Gordon?'

'Hullo! Hullo! Is that you, Rosemary? I just wanted to tell you.
I've thought it over--I've made up my mind.'

'Oh!' There was another pause. With difficulty mastering her
voice, she added: 'Well, what did you decide?'

'It's all right. I'll take the job--if they'll give it me, that

'Oh, Gordon, I'm so glad! You're not angry with me? You don't
feel I've sort of bullied you into it?'

'No, it's all right. It's the only thing I can do. I've thought
everything out. I'll go up to the office and see them tomorrow.'

'I AM so glad!'

'Of course, I'm assuming they'll give me the job. But I suppose
they will, after what old Erskine said.'

'I'm sure they will. But, Gordon, there's just one thing. You
will go there nicely dressed, won't you? It might make a lot of

'I know. I'll have to get my best suit out of pawn. Ravelston
will lend me the money.'

'Never mind about Ravelston. I'll lend you the money. I've got
four pounds put away. I'll run out and wire it you before the
post-office shuts. I expect you'll want some new shoes and a new
tie as well. And, oh, Gordon!'


'Wear a hat when you go up to the office, won't you? It looks
better, wearing a hat.'

'A hat! God! I haven't worn a hat for two years. Must I?'

'Well--it does look more business-like, doesn't it?'

'Oh, all right. A bowler hat, even, if you think I ought.'

'I think a soft hat would do. But get your hair cut, won't you,
there's a dear?'

'Yes, don't you worry. I'll be a smart young business man. Well
groomed, and all that.'

'Thanks ever so, Gordon dear. I must run out and wire that money.
Good night and good luck.'

'Good night.'

He came out of the booth. So that was that. He had torn it now,
right enough.

He walked rapidly away. What had he done? Chucked up the sponge!
Broken all his oaths! His long and lonely war had ended in
ignominious defeat. Circumcise ye your foreskins, saith the Lord.
He was coming back to the fold, repentant. He seemed to be walking
faster than usual. There was a peculiar sensation, an actual
physical sensation, in his heart, in his limbs, all over him. What
was it? Shame, misery, despair? Rage at being back in the clutch
of money? Boredom when he thought of the deadly future? He
dragged the sensation forth, faced it, examined it. It was relief.

Yes, that was the truth of it. Now that the thing was done he felt
nothing but relief; relief that now at last he had finished with
dirt, cold, hunger, and loneliness and could get back to decent,
fully human life. His resolutions, now that he had broken them,
seemed nothing but a frightful weight that he had cast off.
Moreover, he was aware that he was only fulfilling his destiny. In
some corner of his mind he had always known that this would happen.
He thought of the day when he had given them notice at the New
Albion; and Mr Erskine's kind, red, beefish face, gently counselling
him not to chuck up a 'good' job for nothing. How bitterly he had
sworn, then, that he was done with 'good' jobs for ever! Yet it was
foredoomed that he should come back, and he had known it even then.
And it was not merely because of Rosemary and the baby that he had
done it. That was the obvious cause, the precipitating cause, but
even without it the end would have been the same; if there had been
no baby to think about, something else would have forced his hand.
For it was what, in his secret heart, he had desired.

After all he did not lack vitality, and that moneyless existence to
which he had condemned himself had thrust him ruthlessly out of the
stream of life. He looked back over the last two frightful years.
He had blasphemed against money, rebelled against money, tried to
live like an anchorite outside the money-world; and it had brought
him not only misery, but also a frightful emptiness, an inescapable
sense of futility. To abjure money is to abjure life. Be not
righteous over much; why shouldst thou die before thy time? Now he
was back in the money-world, or soon would be. Tomorrow he would
go up to the New Albion, in his best suit and overcoat (he must
remember to get his overcoat out of pawn at the same time as his
suit), in homburg hat of the correct gutter-crawling pattern,
neatly shaved and with his hair cut short. He would be as though
born anew. The sluttish poet of today would be hardly recognizable
in the natty young business man of tomorrow. They would take him
back, right enough; he had the talent they needed. He would buckle
to work, sell his soul, and hold down his job.

And what about the future? Perhaps it would turn out that these
last two years had not left much mark upon him. They were merely a
gap, a small setback in his career. Quite quickly, now that he had
taken the first step, he would develop the cynical, blinkered
business mentality. He would forget his fine disgusts, cease to
rage against the tyranny of money--cease to be aware of it, even--
cease to squirm at the ads for Bovex and Breakfast Crisps. He
would sell his soul so utterly that he would forget it had ever
been his. He would get married, settle down, prosper moderately,
push a pram, have a villa and a radio and an aspidistra. He would
be a law-abiding little cit like any other law-abiding little cit--
a soldier in the strap-hanging army. Probably it was better so.

He slowed his pace a little. He was thirty and there was grey in
his hair, yet he had a queer feeling that he had only just grown
up. It occurred to him that he was merely repeating the destiny of
every human being. Everyone rebels against the money-code, and
everyone sooner or later surrenders. He had kept up his rebellion
a little longer than most, that was all. And he had made such a
wretched failure of it! He wondered whether every anchorite in his
dismal cell pines secretly to be back in the world of men. Perhaps
there were a few who did not. Somebody or other had said that the
modern world is only habitable by saints and scoundrels. He,
Gordon, wasn't a saint. Better, then, to be an unpretending
scoundrel along with the others. It was what he had secretly pined
for; now that he had acknowledged his desire and surrendered to it,
he was at peace.

He was making roughly in the direction of home. He looked up at
the houses he was passing. It was a street he did not know.
Oldish houses, mean-looking and rather dark, let off in flatlets
and single rooms for the most part. Railed areas, smoke-grimed
bricks, whited steps, dingy lace curtains. 'Apartments' cards in
half the windows, aspidistras in nearly all. A typical lower-
middle-class street. But not, on the whole, the kind of street
that he wanted to see blown to hell by bombs.

He wondered about the people in houses like those. They would be,
for example, small clerks, shop-assistants, commercial travellers,
insurance touts, tram conductors. Did THEY know that they were
only puppets dancing when money pulled the strings? You bet they
didn't. And if they did, what would they care? They were too busy
being born, being married, begetting, working, dying. It mightn't
be a bad thing, if you could manage it, to feel yourself one of
them, one of the ruck of men. Our civilization is founded on greed
and fear, but in the lives of common men the greed and fear are
mysteriously transmuted into something nobler. The lower-middle-
class people in there, behind their lace curtains, with their
children and their scraps of furniture and their aspidistras--they
lived by the money-code, sure enough, and yet they contrived to
keep their decency. The money-code as they interpreted it was not
merely cynical and hoggish. They had their standards, their
inviolable points of honour. They 'kept themselves respectable'--
kept the aspidistra flying. Besides, they were ALIVE. They were
bound up in the bundle of life. They begot children, which is what
the saints and the soul-savers never by any chance do.

The aspidistra is the tree of life, he thought suddenly.

He was aware of a lumpish weight in his inner pocket. It was the
manuscript of London Pleasures. He took it out and had a look at
it under a street lamp. A great wad of paper, soiled and tattered,
with that peculiar, nasty, grimed-at-the-edges look of papers which
have been a long time in one's pocket. About four hundred lines in
all. The sole fruit of his exile, a two years' foetus which would
never be born. Well, he had finished with all that. Poetry!
POETRY, indeed! In 1935.

What should he do with the manuscript? Best thing, shove it down
the W.C. But he was a long way from home and had not the necessary
penny. He halted by the iron grating of a drain. In the window of
the nearest house an aspidistra, a striped one, peeped between the
yellow lace curtains.

He unrolled a page of London Pleasures. In the middle of the
labyrinthine scrawlings a line caught his eye. Momentary regret
stabbed him. After all, parts of it weren't half bad! If only it
could ever be finished! It seemed such a shame to shy it away
after all the work he had done on it. Save it, perhaps? Keep it
by him and finish it secretly in his spare time? Even now it might
come to something.

No, no! Keep your parole. Either surrender or don't surrender.

He doubled up the manuscript and stuffed it between the bars of the
drain. It fell with a plop into the water below.

Vicisti, O aspidistra!


Ravelston wanted to say good-bye outside the registry office, but
they would not hear of it, and insisted on dragging him off to have
lunch with them. Not at Modigliani's, however. They went to one
of those jolly little Soho restaurants where you can get such a
wonderful four-course lunch for half a crown. They had garlic
sausage with bread and butter, fried plaice, entrecote aux pommes
frites, and a rather watery caramel pudding; also a bottle of Medoc
Superieur, three and sixpence the bottle.

Only Ravelston was at the wedding. The other witness was a poor
meek creature with no teeth, a professional witness whom they
picked up outside the registry office and tipped half a crown.
Julia hadn't been able to get away from the teashop, and Gordon and
Rosemary had only got the day off from the office by pretexts
carefully manoeuvred a long time ahead. Nobody knew they were
getting married, except Ravelston and Julia. Rosemary was going to
go on working at the studio for another month or two. She had
preferred to keep her marriage a secret until it was over, chiefly
for the sake of her innumerable brothers and sisters, none of whom
could afford wedding presents. Gordon, left to himself, would have
done it in a more regular manner. He had even wanted to be married
in church. But Rosemary had put her foot down to that idea.

Gordon had been back at the office two months now. Four ten a week
he was getting. It would be a tight pinch when Rosemary stopped
working, but there was hope of a rise next year. They would have
to get some money out of Rosemary's parents, of course, when the
baby was due to arrive. Mr Clew had left the New Albion a year
ago, and his place had been taken by a Mr Warner, a Canadian who
had been five years with a New York publicity firm. Mr Warner was
a live wire but quite a likeable person. He and Gordon had a big
job on hand at the moment. The Queen of Sheba Toilet Requisites
Co. were sweeping the country with a monster campaign for their
deodorant, April Dew. They had decided that B.O. and halitosis
were worked out, or nearly, and had been racking their brains for a
long time past to think of some new way of scaring the public.
Then some bright spark suggested, What about smelling feet? That
field had never been exploited and had immense possibilities. The
Queen of Sheba had turned the idea over to the New Albion. What
they asked for was a really telling slogan; something in the class
of 'Night-starvation'--something that would rankle in the public
consciousness like a poisoned arrow. Mr Warner had thought it over
for three days and then emerged with the unforgettable phrase
'P.P.' 'P.P.' stood for Pedic Perspiration. It was a real flash
of genius, that. It was so simple and so arresting. Once you knew
what they stood for, you couldn't possibly see those letters 'P.P.'
without a guilty tremor. Gordon had searched for the word 'pedic'
in the Oxford Dictionary and found that it did not exist. But Mr
Warner has said, Hell! what did it matter, anyway? It would put
the wind up them just the same. The Queen of Sheba had jumped at
the idea, of course.

They were putting every penny they could spare into the campaign.
On every hoarding in the British Isles huge accusing posters were
hammering 'P.P.' into the public mind. All the posters were
identically the same. They wasted no words, but just demanded with
sinister simplicity:




Just that--no pictures, no explanations. There was no longer any
need to say what 'P.P.' stood for; everyone in England knew it by
this time. Mr Warner, with Gordon to help him, was designing the
smaller ads for the newspapers and magazines. It was Mr Warner who
supplied the bold sweeping ideas, sketched the general lay-out of
the ads, and decided what pictures would be needed; but it was
Gordon who wrote most of the letterpress--wrote the harrowing
little stories, each a realistic novel in a hundred words, about
despairing virgins of thirty, and lonely bachelors whose girls had
unaccountably thrown them over, and overworked wives who could not
afford to change their stockings once a week and who saw their
husbands subsiding into the clutches of 'the other woman'. He did
it very well; he did it far better than he had ever done anything
else in his life. Mr Warner gave golden reports of him. There was
no doubt about Gordon's literary ability. He could use words with
the economy that is only learned by years of effort. So perhaps
his long agonizing struggles to be a 'writer' had not been wasted
after all.

They said good-bye to Ravelston outside the restaurant. The taxi
bore them away. Ravelston had insisted on paying for the taxi from
the registry office, so they felt they could afford another taxi.
Warmed with wine, they lolled together, in the dusty May sunshine
that filtered through the taxi window. Rosemary's head on Gordon's
shoulder, their hands together in her lap. He played with the very
slender wedding ring on Rosemary's ring finger. Rolled gold, five
and sixpence. It looked all right, however.

'I must remember to take if off before I go to the studio tomorrow,'
said Rosemary reflectively.

'To think we're really married! Till death do us part. We've done
it now, right enough.'

'Terrifying, isn't it?'

'I expect we'll settle down all right, though. With a house of our
own and a pram and an aspidistra.'

He lifted her face up to kiss her. She had a touch of make-up on
today, the first he had ever seen on her, and not too skilfully
applied. Neither of their faces stood the spring sunshine very
well. There were fine lines on Rosemary's, deep seams on Gordon's.
Rosemary looked twenty-eight, perhaps; Gordon looked at least
thirty-five. But Rosemary had pulled the three white hairs out of
her crown yesterday.

'Do you love me?' he said.

'Adore you, silly.'

'I believe you do. It's queer. I'm thirty and moth-eaten.'

'I don't care.'

They began to kiss, then drew hurriedly apart as they saw two
scrawny upper-middle-class women, in a car that was moving parallel
to their own, observing them with catty interest.

The flat off the Edgware Road wasn't too bad. It was a dull
quarter and rather a slummy street, but it was convenient for the
centre of London; also it was quiet, being a blind alley. From
the back window (it was a top floor) you could see the roof of
Paddington Station. Twenty-one and six a week, unfurnished. One
bed, one reception, kitchenette, bath (with geyser), and W.C. They
had got their furniture already, most of it on the never-never.
Ravelston had given them a complete set of crockery for a wedding
present--a very kindly thought, that. Julia had given them a rather
dreadful 'occasional' table, veneered walnut with a scalloped edge.
Gordon had begged and implored her not to give them anything. Poor
Julia! Christmas had left her utterly broke, as usual, and Aunt
Angela's birthday had been in March. But it would have seemed to
Julia a kind of crime against nature to let a wedding go by without
giving a present. God knew what sacrifices she had made to scrape
together thirty bob for that 'occasional' table. They were still
very short of linen and cutlery. Things would have to be bought
piecemeal, when they had a few bob to spare.

They ran up the last flight of stairs in their excitement to get to
the flat. It was all ready to inhabit. They had spent their
evenings for weeks past getting the stuff in. It seemed to them a
tremendous adventure to have this place of their own. Neither of
them had ever owned furniture before; they had been living in
furnished rooms ever since their childhood. As soon as they got
inside they made a careful tour of the flat, checking, examining,
and admiring everything as though they did not know by heart
already every item that was there. They fell into absurd raptures
over each separate stick of furniture. The double bed with the
clean sheet ready turned down over the pink eiderdown! The linen
and towels stowed away in the chest of drawers! The gateleg table,
the four hard chairs, the two armchairs, the divan, the bookcase,
the red Indian rug, the copper coal-scuttle which they had picked
up cheap in the Caledonian market! And it was all their own, every
bit of it was their own--at least, so long as they didn't get
behind with the instalments! They went into the kitchenette.
Everything was ready, down to the minutest detail. Gas stove, meat
safe, enamel-topped table, plate rack, saucepans, kettle, sink
basket, mops, dishcloths--even a tin of Panshine, a packet of
soapflakes, and a pound of washing soda in a jam-jar. It was all
ready for use, ready for life. You could have cooked a meal in it
here and now. They stood hand in hand by the enamel-topped table,
admiring the view of Paddington Station.

'Oh, Gordon, what fun it all is! To have a place that's really our
own and no landladies interfering!'

'What I like best of all is to think of having breakfast together.
You opposite me on the other side of the table, pouring out coffee.
How queer it is! We've known each other all these years and we've
never once had breakfast together.'

'Let's cook something now. I'm dying to use those saucepans.'

She made some coffee and brought it into the front room on the red
lacquered tray which they had bought in Selfridge's Bargain
Basement. Gordon wandered over to the 'occasional' table by the
window. Far below the mean street was drowned in a haze of
sunlight, as though a glassy yellow sea had flooded it fathoms
deep. He laid his coffee cup down on the 'occasional' table.

'This is where we'll put the aspidistra,' he said.

'Put the WHAT?'

'The aspidistra.'

She laughed. He saw that she thought he was joking, and added:
'We must remember to go out and order it before all the florists
are shut.'

'Gordon! You don't mean that? You aren't REALLY thinking of
having an aspidistra?'

'Yes, I am. We won't let ours get dusty, either. They say an old
toothbrush is the best thing to clean them with.'

She had come over to his side, and she pinched his arm.

'You aren't serious, by any chance, are you?'

'Why shouldn't I be?'

'An aspidistra! To think of having one of those awful depressing
things in here! Besides, where could we put it? I'm not going to
have it in this room, and in the bedroom it would be worse. Fancy
having an aspidistra in one's bedroom!'

'We don't want one in the bedroom. This is the place for an
aspidistra. In the front window, where the people opposite can
see it.'

'Gordon, you ARE joking--you must be joking!'

'No, I'm not. I tell you we've got to have an aspidistra.'

'But why?'

'It's the proper thing to have. It's the first thing one buys
after one's married. In fact, it's practically part of the wedding

'Don't be so absurd! I simply couldn't bear to have one of those
things in here. You shall have a geranium if you really must. But
not an aspidistra.'

'A geranium's no good. It's an aspidistra we want.'

'Well, we're not going to have one, that's flat.'

'Yes, we are. Didn't you promise to obey me just now?'

'No, I did not. We weren't married in church.'

'Oh, well, it's implied in the marriage service. "Love, honour,
and obey" and all that.'

'No, it isn't. Anyway we aren't going to have that aspidistra.'

'Yes, we are.'

'We are NOT, Gordon!'





She did not understand him. She thought he was merely being
perverse. They grew heated, and, according to their habit,
quarrelled violently. It was their first quarrel as man and wife.
Half an hour later they went out to the florist's to order the

But when they were half-way down the first flight of stairs
Rosemary stopped short and clutched the banister. Her lips parted;
she looked very queer for a moment. She pressed a hand against her

'Oh, Gordon!'


'I felt it move!'

'Felt what move?'

'The baby. I felt it move inside me.'

'You did?'

A strange, almost terrible feeling, a sort of warm convulsion,
stirred in his entrails. For a moment he felt as though he were
sexually joined to her, but joined in some subtle way that he had
never imagined. He had paused a step or two below her. He fell on
his knees, pressed his ear to her belly, and listened.

'I can't hear anything,' he said at last.

'Of course not, silly! Not for months yet.'

'But I shall be able to hear it later on, shan't I?'

'I think so. YOU can hear it at seven months, _I_ can feel it at
four. I think that's how it is.'

'But it really did move? You're sure? You really felt it move?'

'Oh, yes. It moved.'

For a long time he remained kneeling there, his head pressed
against the softness of her belly. She clasped her hands behind
his head and pulled it closer. He could hear nothing, only the
blood drumming in his own ear. But she could not have been
mistaken. Somewhere in there, in the safe, warm, cushioned
darkness, it was alive and stirring.

Well, once again things were happening in the Comstock family.



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