Alternative crew handbook - McDonalds Workers Resistance

The notorious 'alternative crew handbook' produced by rebel McDonalds employees, containing everything a disgruntled worker and needs to know to get on in the job. This is the document management do NOT want you to read...

Submitted by Steven. on September 15, 2010

Remember at all times that the company is your enemy, it exists only to make money and only cares about you in so far as it can make a few more dollars off your back.
Liberation begins when we put self-respect before burgers!

“This is not amusing, and has consequences you have clearly not considered (...) What you’ve done is thoroughly obstructive to my business. You may consider this as funny, but have you considered what should happen should anyone be foolish enough to follow your suggestions? (...) I am not a man without humour but what you have done is inapropriate and I must request you remove it immediately or I shall be forced to legal recourse.”
-Bill Davies, McDonalds franchise holder

From, early 2000s